
I have noticed that when you put these on, you tend to leave me. This must stop.
i wish mah hoomin cud put pantz on.
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I have noticed that when you put these on, you tend to leave me. This must stop.
i wish mah hoomin cud put pantz on.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
U no can haz pants!
conga rats, nightshayde! nawt sekkund awf teh ty brigayd!
muss be in yur jeens
As Neel Dymund sez – forever in bloo jeens!
I wanna cum too wiv yu
Ai haz dem so u can’t!
or the pinty ends will meet yer end!
ai awlso notis yu gruntz eh lot laetlee
becaus you don’t dare go out naked do you?
do you?
You do!!!
stoopid hoomin – stey & play wif da kitteh
mai tortie lubs tu set onna mai clows fur da dai wen ai puts dem onna toylert seet – she nawt wanna mee tew leaf eethur. aifinkso speshully cauz dat meens she iz alowns inna haus wifda ebilbengalboi Willyboy.
yu haz a bengal??
yesh mai wiliboi iz da most ebilbengalboi inna wurld. he eben pyks onnna lil sissy SuzyQ (the tortie) eben thow des haz bean tugedder sence dey wuz 10 weaks owd.
iffen yew clik onna mai naim yew can sea picheres uf hymn & SuzyQ
ai haz a jelious
himz soo purrdy! If ai hadz teh rite houze (an teh rite huzbancat) ai’d luv to haf wun…
Ai dun tink hoomanz eber really domestimikated teh kitteh, butz demz taek it tu a hole neow lebel am ai rite? Tems vury special, needin special homz ai tink.
ai saw a bideo uv dem awn a exermisizing weel, boi can tey move!
Gud eckskyoose. “Sorree, Boss, cant com in tu wurk today, teh cat was sittin in mah clofes.”
Butt eye alsew doan’t want u sittin round in yr unnerwares awl dai either!
williboi wunners ifin anibuddy lls had trubble cumink up wit a cawmint dat dyd NAWT innaklewd anyfinks aboot pussys inna pants?
wuz ees moi?
oopsie layst lion iz sposed tu be
wuz jes moi?
adn datz ufny comen frum somwon naymd ‘willy’…
jus sayin…
aka Sol.
Oddly enough, it didn’t even occur to me. I was thinking more of Brewski (from Failblog) — he seems to lose his pants a lot.
I wuz jus finkin of teh *pants* wiffout no pants.
nore mii….miyn wuz awn teh teme awf gainun wate.
Mawm Jeen Kitteh lykez
4 Prittee Wun 2 hangz ‘rowndz
wylez putteengz awn ‘Kloathz’
Mawm Jeen Kitteh nawtz
unndurrstanz cawnseptz ubz ‘Kloathz’.
Fur amz mutch bettah!
Mawm Jeen Kitteh lykez
2 speelunkz in t3h legz ubz
Prittee Wun’z Leebyez
Jack.
mawm jeen FTW! Klappity klappity furr Jack!
speelyunkin in teh legz!!! Funnee!
~~~~vishun:~~~~
*lost in enless dark kaverns mezhurless to man, kitten suddinly sees a glimmer of lite! Iz – iz eggzit?
Scrabbuls frantikly toward lite –
***
Okeh, now Iz purrito. HALP!*
*giglolz* dat wuz purdy funny Duffy
adn vury nicely writin Jack *appaws fur yu boff*
appaws!
Speelyunkin. snerk snerk!
yay jack!! speelunking in teh legz, lol
*laffin* Is teh phunneh. Mah Dexter-kitteh did this to mah huzbing this mornink! Huzbing sez – hao kin I put mah jeenz on when therz a kitteh in teh pant leg?!!!???
A sebbun wai ty!!! Yay furr awl the fass fingur peepz! **sets owt pitchurz ov sangria, opins teh tapas bar** Pleez tu halp yurself!
Mmmm… tapas…Ill try 1 ob ebbreyfing!
*wanders in wif krakkerz adn dipz*
Ennybuddy lyke affernun snax?
thass a releef! Ai didz teh disk kleenupz tish maurning andz lawsted awl teh littlol linkees adn adn adn…. stufs. Ooh, tapas! nom nom
MMmm…krakkerz n dipz!!! nom nom nom sip sip sip.
gotz any stilton and stawburries? dems iz awktually purdy gud togeder yup aifinkso
Wood b eben bedder wiff som nice pino greegio. Halp yerselbs!
O fank yu ph. Mmm sangria adn tapas on teh terrayce, juss wot ai needz on dis hawt ebening befoar teh stawm cums!
Yu hazza stawm comin? Hunkur down! **passes miniminsmum a top anna straw fur teh sangria** Nao yu sayfe.
Teh Levi’s meens I’m leevin
Teh Wranglers meens goin away
Kitteh, yoo can git tween me an mai Calvins
Enny tyme ov day!
Teh denims meens departin
Teh Gaps meens gawn, gawn, gawn
I’ll hafta stae hoam and play wif Kitteh
If he won’t let me pull teh pants awn
Hoo wudden want fur-lined dungarees
Decratid wif tiger an kaliko
An blak an gray an meezer
To mind me of Kitteh werevar I go?
Kitteh, yoo kurlup inna sunshyne spawt
I’ll hurree an b rite bak
Tehn we’ll hav a rowsing game ov “Toy”
Aftur a gushifud snak!
yay! *clappity clappity*
awnk or!! awnk or!!
Clappity clap jenni furr dis pome
wootwoot!!!
Dat wuz full of win adn awesum Jenniffuurr!! Ai luved teh last 2 linez
*and I liek yur namez btw*
Jus do whut Mohammad didz: kitteh wuz sleepin on himz rohb, so himz cut sleev awf so kitteh wuld nawt be disturbd.
U mai luk sillee, but kitteh iz happee.
hmm, cuttin teh seet owt ob teh bloo jeens wuld make you luk mitey sillee indeed!! but anyfing to keep teh kitteh happy.
Wurs tahn fliing bai seet ov pantz?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lolcat_888_icewing an Pixiedi an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy cakes, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, iskreem, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, remote-control raysing cars, kandee, an shiny robot stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy burfday tu awl! Fanks burfday fairy! I lubs lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze!! Nom nom nom.
GMTA parrothead! FangQ burfday fairy!
nom nom nom!
Happitayle birfday! Has an enjoi! Raynbow maiking frizbeez, want! Fanks BF.
Oooh williboi wanza rayniebow furzbee! iffin iz trows it willa son cum owt? canna haz raynbowies witowt da sonshyn. summerz haz gon awai hear & ai haz a sad
an sum fudgy caek wil goe purfeckly wid mai hellthee/lowkal lunch uf kneeswause sallid.
Thxyu Burfday fairy, ai habbent had lemmin poppyseed since mai Grandma left us. *nomnom* oh dis is jus bein hao she maded it tu *nomnomnom*
Willy, yu hadz a sumer? sumer neber eben mak it heer an itz awlmost ober…
*taeks a remote control racin car* Anyone wants to haz race wif me?
yaz wee hads ai sumer fro along whyl – vurry strenge fro heer inda Grate Pauciphik Norsewet. laist weak it wuz ober 100 deegrees
borked awl sordz uv recoords. dat wuz tew haught – ifinkso – neveh seed ah kitteh pant lyk ah dawg beefour. 
Nawt fare – iz tippicalli sew pleh hear moast uv da yeer ai reely luk fourword tu da heet specshally in Awgust
write naow iz 65 en clowdee
wear iz yew dat haz NO SUMER?
Iz been pleh heer n Florida, norf eest Florida anyways, iz been rainiee almost evridai
heer tu an aim neer Oddawa Kanada… last yuer ai member habing teh turn awn teh fanz and hare conditioner (for softer wabbits) sewz ai cud sleep.. nawt tis yuer… ony wun hawt day, maibeh 2 and ebery odder day is wain wain wain… kan not be wearinz kyoot tanky topz in teh cold wain
frum da failblog peeps hear iz sum innerestin reedin.
pleez tu nowt da deescripshun uv da lolcats
w w w . nytimes.com/2009/08/09/magazine/09FOB-onlanguage-t.html?_r=1
mai applolgees fur nawt crediten Dragonwriter fir da linkee
Snot werking..it’s probly me. I’ll keep triiiing.
cut n payste skilz – i haz dem
hear iz da part abowt lolcats:
“the foremost purveyor of “lolcats,” a popular genre of humorous cat photos in which superimposed captions sport playfully poor grammar and spelling.”
pursonelly I luvs to sport playfully with my poor grammar – dont chew? jest beecawz sheez owld & poor dusn’t mean she doan lyk sports.
My kitten Pepi sits on top of my pants in the morning and I have to pull them out from under her. Why is it the only female that wants to get into my pants is a feline?
Yu shud mebbeh stawp sittin in teh gushifuds?
a funnie ting happened tu meh today wehn ai uzed wun of teh lolcat tranlatorz… I putted in teh phrase
“I’M SORRY, WERE YOU WANTING IN HERE?”
Ai tink ai will be lettin ebrywun put taht in demselfs to cee waht it saiz… teh lolcat translator ai uzed was teh w w w. speaklolcat.com wun, nawt teh wun frum teh cheez town cryer… ai jus haz tu sai…
Translation… FAIL
I’z in ur jeenz, peein ur pants.
Iz kitty keepin a nekkid hoomin luv slave?? Afingso!
U stay and play catch wit me plzkthx.
you’d fink da kitteh wouldnt be abl 2 git into teh clozit in teh first plase
Joo Awl NEEd to EEt moar dictionaries