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Ka – POW!
Congrats NS!
Concatshoelaces to u azwell, Annipuss!
*walks paw-in-paw wif Annipuss to teh Ty-Booteek*
Ai wundur if teh Cafe haz Peanut Butter & Fluff sammiches. Ai iz hazzin a cravin fur wun an ai izzint shur kwite why.
wuts Fluff?
Marshimallows!
(in a jar, Like peanut butter)
Fluffypuff marshmallow mayonaise. Made from the beeest stuuufff.
Sounds so sweet, I think all my teeth spontaneously fell out! ;^D
Mmmm fluff is a marshymallowy spred used like jelly in PB&J samichies.
Also known as “Marshmallow Creme,” it’s sticky and goopy and extremely sweet and oh-so-yummy.
If you mix a jar of Fluff and an 8 oz brick of cream cheese (softened), it makes a terrific dip for fruits. Strawberries, pineapple, and tart apple slices are particularly tasty with the stuff. Mmmm….
*drool*
*Steps away* *Puts Fluff on shopping list*
We can haz it in TTI – eggsept Ai mussn’t `coz uv diabeetus. Dey doan’t maek a shugr free bershun uv dat! JKH4K bringed me sum shugr free mayplol sirup dat iz yummee – can’t bye dat heer.
Iz lyks toested marshimellows, meltied PB on toest tu – maybee toogethur? meltysquishfied & cruncheeniss!
*willyboi ponders why he always get hungry while at ICHC*
Oooh – dat sownds gud. Ai mite hasta try dat. Ai lubs teh crunch uv teh edges uv a freshlee-toasted marshmallow.
Ai hoep it izn’t wun uv “doez” cravins……
But nightshayde, r yu shur yu r nawt wif babeh otter?
*nods wiffavigorousness*
Ai eben haz teh cramps to proov it.
*hands nightshayde a box ov chokklitts, a vodka martoonie wif just a drop or two ov creme de violette, and a YNG to provid distrakshun*
Feel beddrer sun, ns.
Ai nawt eet fluff. At camp wun tiym as a kidlet ai maeded smoores with the fluff tasteen laxtive
???
The auwt haws had teh busy dat nite
k, ai understans taht butt fluff tasteen laxitive???
An weherz dids yu be gedding it???
Oh grate! Now I hazza cravin fur fluff mixed in wif brownies. *Checks da pantry fur fluff*
A few week-week-weeks ago, sumwun put owt a tray heer atwerk wif graham crakkers & borked-up Hershey bars wif a jar uv fluff. S’mores to go – woot!
OH YUM!!!
At nawt seccond, I reeded dis az “horked up”… hershey —
That nawt bii so yummy!
*gitz owt magafrying glass
*reedz teeny tiny print, whitch now lukkingz HUGE.
*Handz NS a kitten.
Dere, now u iz wif kitten.
hai cweenmj why well u NEVER talk anymore we only talked two times !?!?!?!?
Aifinkso hur haz teh buzzee.
Woot!
Pinkee pinkee toepads – prance prance prance!
Ai haz a (virtual) bebbeh kitteh! Iz it teh wun trying to get to Narnia yesterday? *haz a hopeful*
U want weet bredz oar wundur bredz?
* getz aowt the bredz loaf
feedz it to teh handy dandy bred slicer masheen
Taeks teh sliced bredz, puts teh haff teh jar uf Pettur Pan chunkee awn teh left slice. putz teh haff jar uf flooff awn teh right slice.
putz dem tugether.
Handz teh sammich tu NS
*
Dis wurks?
Mmmm – fankies, WRr! Next tiem, teh creemee peanut butter plz — but ai will nawt turn down a giftee sammich.
*nomnomnomnomnom*
*pours a big glass uv milk*
*glugglugglugglugglug*
Aaaaah. *purrrrrrs contentedly*
conga rats on furthest frum last NS
Fankies, willy boy.
Lukk owt!
conga rats to annipuss tu – a tye wif NS fro nawt sekund
Conga splatz NS nd anni. ohai, anni, iz hawt nd ranez tu? pleh! du nawt want. we can has a splattur ub rane heer tudai. nawt da uzhul fing. Oh, and can yu tel me if da lemun crud spoilz? Ai can has sum awn gram craxurz nd taists bitturish. dint taist liek dat b4z Ai wil be sik?
It wuz berry hawt an hoomid in teh dai tiem, rayned berry hard fur an ower oar 2 naow it iz fresher an cooler.
Lemun crud iz a bit nastee iffn it is nawt fresh – iz maed wiv eggz an budder an shud be kept inna frij an yoozed up quicklee. Wen Ai cud haz it, it nebber had a chans 2 go bad. Ai fink u shud be OK, but iffn it taysts nastee, it is best nawt 2 haz ennee moar.
Kill Bill III – coming to a cheezburger neer yu!
Happpy danse!
crouwching tabby, flying kitteh!
I mentified crwching tiger, hidden tabbeh
OR
House ov flying kittehs!
Doze’re AWL gud moobees. ICHC Feetur Presuntashuns needs to du deez.
On teh lighter side, dere iz teenage mutant ninja kittehs!
Hee-YAH!
Dem kittehs wuz fast as lytning!!!!
Twas moar than a little bit frytning!
Dey nom wit EXPERT timin!!
Katfu Fighting FTW
BTW, I didn’t get tis teh furst timez ia wuz redding it… but luking at teh pikture later it got in stuk in mai head and as ai wuz skrooling down adn saws tis ai dids a headdesk fur nawt geddin it suner…
I just buyed it awn iToons.
iz bein bery ketchy song yesh ifinkso
Yesh, yesh, yesh! I has a kung-fu hamster dat plays dis song! Him has lil’ numchucks dat spins aroun.
*giglolz* ai had wun liek taht tu… iz paked in a box sumwerez taht ai forgoted
Ninja skillz – kitteh haz dem!
Oh NS, I lub yur new abitar!! Yu luk lyke yur goin awn bakashun!
♫ Summertime – an teh livvin iz eezee! ♫
NS, I hazza a brain dead tudai. Wat tyme iz it in CA rite now? I kan’t member iffin CA is 4 or 5 hours behind mii.
iz naow abwot haf owr sins yu poast. Iz 3:45 pm in clafiornya. waire ar yu?
Ai went tu fined yu. ai finkso yu ar 3 hwroz b4 Calif. 350 heer, 650 dere. rite?
I iz in KY, so, I wuz wai off, CA ownli 3 hours beehynd mii. My mynd hazza big tyred, I wented skool cloths shoppin wif da adolescent boi tudai.
Dat’s enuff 2 ware enniwun 2 a frazzlol!
Specially wen I luk in my wallet.
Yesh — if u iz on teh Eastern tiem, California iz 3 howrs behind. Iz 4:52 as ai type dis.
3km – Iz 3 howers behind us.
Wat duz dat meen? Yu iz in same tyme zone az mii! Wuz yu remarkin awn teh sllloooowwwwneeeesss uf my brain sumtymes?
Nope, I wuz sayin dat Calyforneeuh iz 3 howers behind us.
Oh, I just reread that. I readed it rong at nawt sekkund. Towld yu I hazza tired.
West side river rat storee?
O nose ifink i ment borgy & pess
Teh Adbenchurs of Samurai Cat, aka Miaowara Tomokato (by Mark Rogers)
Ohai, frenz.
I hassa tyred, bak-ayk, an hed-ayk.
Ware be teh tekillya?
*Hands red a biiiggg glass ub tukillya* Did yu 27 yard sale tudai, or wuz it da regular job?
Doin teh 127 Sale Wednesday-Caturday.
Haz yu buyed ennifing gud? Dat wuld bii my problem, I wuld probably drag home moore stuffs den I solded.
I buyed WUN buuk, an spended a whoppin 50 sents!
Lookee at dis kyoot squirrl …
h t t p://w w w.msnbc.msn.com/id/31897721
Ai always luks at teh Animo Trax on teh MSNBC.
Oh oh Oh OH!!! an an an an babbeh fockes!!!!
h t t p://w w w.msnbc.msn.com/id/31633892
Jest too kyooot ….SPLORT!!!
Oh no!! E_M iz down!!
*Runs in wif portable CCC. *
*Scoopies up awl ub E_M’s brains an rinsed dem wif sparkli waters. Karefully paks dem bak intu da brain cavity an replaces awl uf da brain bonez. Wraps E_M’s head in purty ducky tapes wif kyoot pics uf kittehs awn it. Puts awn x-tra stong CHRG, an leads E_M obber tu da nyce floofy chair wif ottoman an sits her down.* Pleeze tu bii sittin heer an restin. Nawt go lukkin fur tu much kyoot fur a bit.
*Hands E_M a chokolit martooni an nyce chokolite possom*
Dem has gyant earses.
bein wai tu kyot! *holdz awn to head an looks away wifakwikness*
Teh Meatrix
Ah Stori awbowt kittehz namd Meo, Trinkitteh an Meowphius…
Wehn yur in teh Meatrix, eberyfing tastes liek chicken adn chicken duzn’t taste liek anyting.
Kuming soon tu a kitteh neer yu!
glad i wuznt drinking my diyut pepeez wen i reeded taht, wuld haz snorkded all ober teh skreen!
Lastee pic — babbeh blak Jaguar …
h t t p://w w w.msnbc.msn.com/id/31377507
williboi wantz beebee jaguar fro widdle bruder!
taht iz bery dangermous site EM… ai clikted teh link butz it nawt taek meh tu teh babbeh Jag sew ai hads to be lukin fur it… widdle babbeh ant eader awlmost splorted meh
Red, didju Cee – Steben Tyler uf aerosmith borked himself last night at teh bikur rallee
ooh, i seed teh nooz abowt taht! glad himz okay, thoze old guys needs to be careful! ob corse, if him iznt ded yet, nuffin will kill him. (like keeth richards wen him falld owt ob taht tree.)
What? D: no, not steven! He’s the Frontman of my favorite band! I have their logo as my picture! *Panics* is he ok? D:
ai feelz teh bad fur himz… teh older yu gets teh harder it beh tu healwifakwikness
I ish very worried now! D:
*patpatz poor Grantski* Ai tink he gunna beh ok… he hurded himz sholder an bumpted hims head, he shud recubber aifink
Ebry kitteh was kung phoo phyteeeng
dose kats wir phast as lytneeng
PA Pusskus pumahoonazoosk
dere iz no cheezeburger … and it iz maiself dat bendz…
Neckst pikshur is gonna be full of popcats.
rounhous kik-doin it quite well akshully
hillaireeus. dats all meh can sai.
i shtill fink itz hillaireeus pikshur.