o plz.
o plz. who u tink invented teh Dark Side?
nd it startz wen teh kitteh iz yung.
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hii bii mai minyon.
Congrats, agane catena!
Othx. Bawt wii has manee hapi tyd cheezpeeps dis tyem.
Awf tu teh ty bootik, anni, nennepus, LCB, Maus, tribble (teh Stah Trek ukneevurz bii enkroachun intu Stah Warz)!
Kitteh lukks puzzlold
puzzlold iz ufny!
Ohai annipuss, Mai eye plz tu be askin u a qwestion? Iz towtalee OT. Mye famblee iz rilli enjoyink teh show Doctor Who, frum teh UK. Iz dat a populur show? Wii tend tew fawl in luv wit sci fi showz, onlee tew fynd owt dey iz cancelled!
Issa HYOOOJLEE poplar program! teh gnu Russell T Doodah vershun is fabluss – butt!) most adult vyuwers has fond memries ob teh erlyer incarnayshuns too. An hydin behnd teh sofar is compulsry, speshly if tehre is cybermens! David Tennant has maed a cupple ob “Speshuls” and filmin has stared wiv teh nekst Dr, butt(!) Ai fink we has to wayt til teh gnu yeer Bfor it’s awn tellee
ahh teh memoriez… mai Dadcat had tu work lotz when I waz kidlet butz we awlwayz got tu watch taht show togeder… taht adn Star Trek un sundaiz… wehn ai see teh Shatner!!! ai tinks uv mai Dadcat
It iz a berry popular sho – haz been goin fur mennee yeers wiv sebrul diffrunt Doctors. Teh BBC tryed 2 pull it but dere wuz a beeg fuss an dey had 2 bring it bakk!
whut do peeps think of the new doctor? I like David Tennant alot, so I don’t know what to think.
Wii miss teh owld Doctor. Wii alsew miss Rose. Whi no one stayz onna show? Teh cast iz alwaz changin!
Dey aer akturz an iffn dey aer offurd anuvver part dey taeks it `coz dey haz 2 werk iffn dey wanna eet!
Sew teh akturz chooze tew leeve? It iz not part uff teh show dat no wun stayz teh sayme? Eye thot maybee that wuz teh plan wen Rose left sew soon aftur teh Doctor changed.
Mye sun wantz to mayke a Dahlik costume! I just doan’t wanna heer “exterminate” alla tyme!
In ennee lawng runnin sho (an Dr Who haz been goin awn an off sins 1963!) dere aer bownd 2 be lossa chaynjis!
Ai saw teh berri nawt sekund epeezoad of Doktor Hoo in blak adn wite. Berri skaery.
Mai aij let me show yu it (well on nawt sekund thorts maibee nawt!)
Doctor Who wuz showd awn PBS heer (teh noo shoz iz awn Sci Fi channel aifinkso) fer mennee mennee yeers. Ai watchinged it awl teh wai bak tew William Hartnell az teh bery nawt sekond doctor maiseff mmm!
*shhh*, donut tell enneewun but……Rose coms bak, form tym to tym. Donna too – Ai fink teh akters has so mush fun maekin Dr Who tehy donut want to leev! Butt teh donut want to be typ-cast eever so tehy do odder stuffs
Oh gud! Eye iz onlee onna epeesode rite aftur Rose left.
go to wikipedia ‘list of actors who have played the Doctor’ and then link to a bazillion other pages…enjoy!
I started with Jon Pertwee and then Tom Baker (my favorite).
I still love the show. (got hooked in Autralia ‘74-’77, it was on right after the “Goodies” another fav.
*that’s a country right next to AuStralia* iz typ so guut1
Tom Baker was my also favrit. AN GOODIES!!!
Dr Who yu can gets on teh DVDs..not Goodies *sigh*
ai know, but I’m still not happy! *pouts*
… butt (!) the force is strong in this one…
Someone whut didnot pay their electricity bill?
i woud unnerstand this moar iffn i was not inna dark alla tymez
“’tis better to light a single candle than to sit and curse the — damn! Burned my finger lighting a match!”
Can sumwon pleeze frow sum lite on dis?
mebbe you best wathc yor languages and yor fingews!!
it woud appeerz yur glow-ering haz over-warmed somfing
glow-erblol warming?
erblol warminz?? Yesh aifinkso teh aromateripy iz bein bery welaxin kthx
a flame thrower works eben better!
You are NOT my father!
Are yu my mudder?
Ant
Boifriend
Cuzzin
D…
Dotter
Emu
Fren
G…
Gigalo
Hunk
Idiyot Siedkik
Jumpbuddee
K…
Kidlet
Lackee
Mineeon
N…
Nannee
Oktopous
Plaifing
Qwadrupedimus frend
Rat (Konga)
S…
Sissssss-ter
Twice remooved kuzzin
Unklol
V . . .
Twice remooved, but he keeps on coemin bak, heh-heh . . .
Vada luk-eh-lik
Xtra staj han?
YNG?
Zoolanda?
Vishus brudder
Wishy washy ant
Xtra cwazy distant sumfink
Y….
YNG, tayk 2
Zee muzzer, zee fazzer, zee brudder, zee sister, zee grandma, zee grandpa, zee . . . . aw shucks, awl teh rest!
Vallyewed phlongquais
Weerd bruvver
Xpert witless
YNG in teh notty barn
Zippy Zebra!
Tahdah!
Gud ending, mezzomom! And phunneh that YNG mayd it onto teh liszt 3 tymes. Gee, wunner whutz on OWR mynds today! *snikkers, whissels, rubs toe in durt, luksaway*
Dorteh
Ebil twin
Furst cussin, twyse remooved
G…
God bebbeh
Hairy owld unkle
Introberted cat laidee
J…
Hellow Mudder.
Hellow Fadder.
Here ai am at
Kamp Granada…
Doan’t mess wit basement cat!
*in terrible Jak Niklesun impression*
Yu wantz teh Basement Cat? Yu kant handel teh Basement Cat!!
*…hmm taht sownded funnier in mai headz aifinkso*
Dart Vayda kitteh
Sez teh nawt sekkund sett gud
Lata muviez sukd
Ai duzznt see u carryin anee cookiez mr. darth vader skaree purrson. Haow u gonna lure aneewun wifowt cookiez? Dint u reed teh ‘Haow Tew Win Souls an Influince Teh Week Mynded’ pamflet ai gav u?
“coem obbur tew teh dahrk syde, wii habs teh cuukees!”
Yor gnu-fangled hi-tek darkniss. I skorns it.
i hab heered there iz sumfing Neo-fangled in teh Matrix
(mebbe its da tubular kine ob lights)
Neo-fangled, heh-heh!
Keanu Reebs. I duz nawt fink he haz enny darkniss in heem. Nawt enny Serious Darkniss ennyway.
red an bloo?
sigh, my human needs to gro up and stawp playing wid dolls
I iz gonna put an ad in match.com fur himz
Kitteh! Ai telled u a hunnerd tymes! Itz nawt a doll! Itza AKSHUN FIGGER!!
Uz can cawl it whuteber U wants, is still a doll
I has also maded an pointment fur Uz to get a haircut and den we goes shawpin
adn mebbe tiym tu muve awt awf mahm’s basement…
mebbe sum noo cloase wud bee gud…
purrhaps a jawb?
an gnu glasses; yu carnt keep repayrin tohse wuns wiv band-aids
an som frends! Reel wuns, nawt juss teh wuns in yur Dunjuns an Draguns awnlyn gaym
an normerl wunz — likee yous wood findee awn ICHC!!
*gigglolz* tiss iz bein full of teh win!!
Give me ur Veesa for a sec. I’ll need to copy down all teh pertient informations in case u lose ur card or something.
Oh yesh — shure — letz mii jest gib yous mii hole wallet sewz you kin git dem awl … *rollz eyes and hidez wallet behindz bak*
Sneeks up behind teh Elsa Mama an grabs teh wallet.
an ur mawm’s maydin naym..
dere bii funnee funnee vid awnlyen wif Dart Vada adn Prinsuss Leah dolz acten awt Alanis Morrisette’s “Hans Clene”. Lemme sii eef ai can fines eet….
heer eet iz:
Darth Vader & Leia – the Untold Story
Yez – bawt didz yu laff?
Waal truffooly, ai wus a liddle distraktified bai teh Princess Leia – Slave Gurl vids… erm… Yus…
ewww vader iz bein hur Dadcat *heebeejeebeez*
yu has tu pretenz dat part dint happen
wut he said…
Join me, and all the Noms can be yours!
rushesinwifaquikness
YEAH for da 6 wai tie. Ai doez a quick conga-rats dans before ai hedz off to get my hot rod outta da shop. Iz a ‘72 Corvette and wuz inna horspistol for a while gettin mekanikal fings fixeded. Ai haz a huge happytail.
OnleeKitteh – sownds wunnerful – injoi teh ryde!
Ai’ll show yu dark side, ov teh bottom ov teh refrijurmatur! **bat bat**
@@@@@! parrothead!
Aym shor teh mauses having a piknik under ther (see erlier lol this week with kitteh and man removin awl teh platik silberwares frum unner frij) will reelly WELKUM Dark Vadir into their mitts. I mean misst. I mean midst.
Hi lovely lol-peeps. I usuallies posts on teh FB (as does my alter, “TMI Service”). And I wanted to offer you’s an Informashunns to the lolcats. In teh case enyboddy evers tinks y’all talk 2 funny, hear is teh etymology of teh
“eloquent”:
eloquent:
from the Latin word for “speaking out,” ēloquēns, related to “a speaking,” L. locutionem, taken from the pp. of “to speak,” which is locatus!!.
Yay!!! fank u {{{fuzz}}} also *squeeze*
wayte, wut? whoo sez wii tawk funnie?
Well, uv corse! Fanks for teh definishun, O fuzz one,
you seem to pritty elolquent yrself!
Ohai fuzz! Nice to see ya! Verreh kool deffynishun!
Fankies! But eloquent also meanz to speak with sensitivity and fine descriptive phrases.
Sumhow Lor Vadur dusnt seem as scaree as he wuz when I furst saw hims in teh theeatur.
aifinkso itz teh horriblol breevin taht maiks him skaree, nawtsomuch wen wii cahnt heer taht.
Also I didnunt noe he is rilly smallur than a pusseekat. Musta been tricksy kamera-wurk.
hii wuz standin awn a baux, wii cuddnt see it cuz uv the caip.
dats rite mr. vador !!! bow down to de lol kitteh !
Back at work today — harder than I thought it would be. Lunch meeting – I’ll check in later …
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
Tayke won step atta tyme, won dai atta tyme. Things will graduwally get eezier.
{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}
We’re rite behind ya, sweetie! Waytin here for ya if yoo need halp.
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}
juss taek it haff a dai atta tym; juss do teh mornin tehn, if yu feels up toit, juss do teh lunj meet; tehn, if yu feels ok, juss do teh arfternoon an taht’ll be teh furst dai over!
ittza bumpy rode, but it duz get smooder.
*Ambercat “lunj meet” snerk*
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
wut, iz nawt tyme tew goe hoem yit??
awlmost!! Iz onlee stain til tree oklock …
{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohh wee Darth Vader…you stand no chance against The Empire of Felines…
* scamper scamper scamper *
* climbs awn littlol soapbawx *
* flicks thru paypurs *
* micrololfone fudbakk *
WEEEEK WEEEK WEEEEK
Ohai Cheezfrends! Hao yu awl is todai? Gud? Gud! Nao, iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns fur a minnit, plzthx?
* unfurls banner *
“W.C.H.B.C.F.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y”
taht’s rite, mai littlol furreh frends! is thyme fur an otter grate Cheezland ebent!!! but but but tihs thyme, yu has tu guess whut eet is awl abowt!!!
Plz tu be heer awn Mundane teh 31nd Oargust awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL fur whut prowmisses tu bii TEH… GRATEST… SHOW… AWN… ERF… EBBER!!! (prolly)
Fankies!
Ai fink Ai’s neerly gawt it:
We Can Has Benefit Consert For sumfink sumfink Reel Lyf Sindrome Oh Yesh Yesh Yesh!!!!
WCHBCF Sir Pryze RLSOYYY ??
WCHBCF Stoopy Pfffft RLSOYYY ??
But, wai wud wii wanting tu BENEFIT deh Stoopy Pleh Reel Life Syndrome??? I wud wanting tu make it going away.
Bai Joev Ai fink yu’v gawt it!
We Can Has Benefit Consert For stoppink Pleh Reel Lyf Sindrome Oh Yesh Yesh Yesh!!!!
Dat makingz much more sens, ifinso!!
tho Ai lyk LIndykat’s Sok Puppet eyedeer!
… az lawng az itz nawt doze sok munkees. Doez fings freeks meh owt!
iz da big red lips which iz reelee da heel – dat’s jus nawt rite sumhoo
ooh! ooh! We Can Has Benefit Consert For Sok Puppit Reel Lyf Sindrome Oh Yesh Yesh Yesh!!!!
We Can Haz Beeg Cheez Frens Surprize Partay Respondez Seevooplay Oh Yay Yay Yay
Iz day rite? Jonny, Telum wut day one-d!
Mii fambilee, let mii shows u.
*Gets out xtra beeg mirror and turns eet two ards all da cheezpeeps an failbloggers*
Smooz
*shmiols into that beeg mirror* Shmooz bak atcha, B_M!
Ohai!, B_M!! Ai hab missed yu!! {{{BOM}}}
*wavez paw inna blur* Howl’ ye bee tudae?
=^!^=
Et tu Shmooz BonMomme
EEK!! Iz a mawnstur!!! O wayte, iz jus mai reflekshun, whew!
{{{{{BOM an awl cheesfrends}}}}}
**preens** wutta gud luukin famblee yu hab, B_M!
{{{BOM_MOMME}}}
ai habin a newbi question…
wehn whe vote wif teh cheezeburgerz, iz taht alzo countinz fur teh front page votez or teh get un teh voting page? Oar iz cumpetly different?
Adn if yu maeks it two teh votin page, doez you get message tellinz yu?
I haz no idea wut deh anserz tu doze kwestyunz b. If u asking deh Gratid Cheeziz, dey will prolly telling u. Just klik on deh fingy up dere on deh rite dat sez …
*skrollz up tu finding deh contact us thingy*
….
it not b dere!!! …
*lukz down*
*sigh uv reeleef*
Dere it is!!
Klik on deh “Contact Us” thingy at deh bottum uv deh page. It will opun a speshul commint box fur u tu riting in. Den deh Grated Cheeziz will sending u an anser in ur emayo.
ohai cween, do you fink we is ever going to get our comment burgers back?
wut r cawmint burrgurs ?
Inn teh lawng ago tyme (befour ai caim tew cheesland) apparuntlee dere wuz burgers u cud giv tew commints iffen tehy wuz partikularlee wittee er sharp. Dat bee wai u sumtymes see peeps givin @@@@@ tew commints, deys burgers.
Kerri, ai nawt pawsitive bowt dis butt aifinkso awl lols maid goe tew votin paige. Iffen dey gits lawts uv votez dey going tew teh upcomming paige. Unforshoonatlee bein awn teh upcomming paige iz noe garentee taht teh lol wil land awn tew frunt paige, ai haz seen sebrel uv myne awn upcomming but so far dey nawt frunt paige. Dere sew mennee mennee lols maid taht chansis r slim. Butt (nawt slim
) wii liv in hoap.
wunce a lol iz awn teh frunt paige aifinkso teh votin burgers r jus tew sho how mush wii likes teh lol, duzzent hep teh skore anymooar.
othx Bluesfan… ai sended an emayo adn tahts whut teh tolded meh
Dey duz NAWT tell u if u maeks it to teh votin page & dey duz NAWT tell u if u maeks it to teh frunt page. U just hasta keep chekkin.
Duz yu hab rapwessed angur, NS?
*sniff* Aidonutfinkso — at leest nawt abowt dis. Ai jus capitalized to maek it cleer. *sniff*
*runsowtuvtehruumsobbing*
**runs aftur nightshayde, stops to grab Sham-Wow** **runs again**
Odeer, nightshayde, ai nawt meen tu mayke yu sad! Pleez du nawt crai! **hands nightshayde teh shamwow** Heer, habba cuukie. Oar sum chokklit. Oar my chezchbuk.
*sniff*
Cuukie? Chokklit?
*sniff*
Ai can haz boaf? *luuks hopeful*
Ai wud nawt taek ur czechbuk, PH. Dat wud nawt be niec.
*hears cue, runs in*
I can has ur czechbook, then?
O! Ai jist noteeced yur summur owtfit, NS!!! Berry cyoot!
*lifts hed frum paws*
*sniff* Fankies, PH.
*goes bak to sobbing*
awww, pleez dewnawt cri {{{nightshayde}}}
Ohai bf473! Pleez tu tayle nightshayde ai nawt meen tu mayke hur cri!
*wisspurs* ohai nightshayde. Is yu okeedokey? Duz u needz a hugz?
Yesh, plz. *sniff*
Ai iz teh ok nao. *sniff*
Hugs frum Cheezfrends is awlwaiz welkum!
{{{{{NS}}}}}
NS ai haz a bizarrrr – on won pewter ai see yur oldee abatar, adn on teh ubber won ai see teh noobee abatar. Dis is so weerd aifinkso
U can cleer ur cache & see teh gnu wun if u presses Ctrl F5, aifinkso (unless ur on a Mac & den ai duzzint noe wut to tell u).
Ai’ll trai dat n see!
If u is onna PC, and pressing just F5 or clicking teh “refresh” button doesnot work, try holding down Ctrl and Shift at teh same time while u click on teh “refresh” button on ur browser.
Oh, and NS: Over here I see ur new avatar. Over there I see ur old one but on teh same browser. I know how to fix it but is inneresting that it’s moar than just a “refresh” issue. Mabye it involves… cookies?
*luks concernded at NS* iz yu okais? Didz teh parrot beh hurten yur feelinz?
(Dey tolded meh taht eberybudy who submittes teh lolz be awn teh votin page)
Awww
— ai iz teh ok. Ai wuz just rufflin PH’s fevvers. 
Taht iz gud to heer
ai wuz wurried fur a momint *gibz yu huggelz anywai*
{{{NS}}}
Ai is wutchin teh “Love Guru” awn teebee an Mike Myers is teh LOONEY!!!
Ai haz tew skampurr awf tew wurks naow (pleh) pleez tew haz a guud evening, moarning, affernoon er wat eber tyme it iz ware u r {{{Cheesefrends}}}
Done werk two hard bluesfan!
{{{{{{BF}}}}}}
try agen
nao?
Where iz mai profile? Iz lawsted tu meh! *sobs*
do nawt cri. ur profile haz com bak agin.
(((mm)))
You are a strange bunch of people….you need to get out more!
Why? What’s out there that’s better than what’s in here?
we do, in order to find more victims.
.
bwahahahahaaaaa
capshun win
i think coockies invented the dark side