*skramblol skramblol clinking clanking*
*The troll-ee serbis comes through the lol*
Ohai Maam!
The conga rats have the moarning of – so they sentid me…
*tap tap tap tvurl tvurl tvurl jazzpaws*
Noa – what wud u want for silly brayds an huns?
Today we habs sammidjies, hot pies, sossij rolls, lemming drisslol caek chocklit fudjie nuttti brownies, crisps (today – not inkloodin those cajun bbq skwirllee wuns – wud be rude…), tee, cawfee, ovalteen, hot carmel chocklit, sorted biscuits, bear, sordid adult bevridjies…
usully elebenty pence each – butt (snickr) today – all is free!
Hai annipus. yew kneads 2 drag teh amburcat awf 2 teh tybooteek 4 teh noo sellexyun ov kitteh teeshurtz – awl syziz abaylubul inklewdin soopur hewj sew u can haz yur kittehs in wif yew.
Congratz 2 teh bowf ov yooz!!
Hooman: Smudgie, please to be moving off keyboard
Smudgie: Tickul me, please
Hooman: I iz doing my Resume for find new job
Smudgie: I iz stretching mi belly for tickul
Hooman: Smudgie -
Smudgie: Startz with two tickulin fingers please – medium speed
Hooman: if I getz new job wit mor muney -
Smudgie: thenz I tinks movez in figure of eights across tummy – perhaps wit sprinklin lavender scentz
Hooman – I getz more money -
Smudgie: then light ticklz under legz
Hooman: If I getz mor mineyz I can increases the toona purchases by 20%
Pause
Smudgie: Itz all yurs -
erm… *poke poke*
*scrambles frantically round and round*
*finally finds the portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Whiskers in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
no lukking at the floof – fink of, I dont know, taxes?!?
Mai nawt secund Lolz wuz a squirel…I sware teh caption wuz wat he wuz tinkin… wuz bery funnie an ai wuz glad ai hadz mai kamera wif meh… teh pikture iz bein teh rezon ai camz heer sew iz bein duble winz fur meh
h tt p://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4771771
*happi sigh* Ai iz bein bery tankful fur taht squirel
maeks mai furs awl flooofee!
Congrats, Ambercat!
*skramblol skramblol clinking clanking*
*The troll-ee serbis comes through the lol*
Ohai Maam!
The conga rats have the moarning of – so they sentid me…
*tap tap tap tvurl tvurl tvurl jazzpaws*
Noa – what wud u want for silly brayds an huns?
Today we habs sammidjies, hot pies, sossij rolls, lemming drisslol caek chocklit fudjie nuttti brownies, crisps (today – not inkloodin those cajun bbq skwirllee wuns – wud be rude…), tee, cawfee, ovalteen, hot carmel chocklit, sorted biscuits, bear, sordid adult bevridjies…
usully elebenty pence each – butt (snickr) today – all is free!
OOOOOH! sossij rolls and obalteen exelent noms tanx.
* hold up a finger*
wun hot pie pls!!
Fanks nen!
Sutch a frish sent!
an ‘grats to yoo too anni!
Thx krelm!
Hai annipus. yew kneads 2 drag teh amburcat awf 2 teh tybooteek 4 teh noo sellexyun ov kitteh teeshurtz – awl syziz abaylubul inklewdin soopur hewj sew u can haz yur kittehs in wif yew.
Congratz 2 teh bowf ov yooz!!
Thx gibbocat – Ai haz been gon awhile – shoppin an eetin lunsh!
Ai need sum nyoo tsherts an kitteh wuns wud be grate!.
Yur moast welkum, annipuss!! teh tybooteek haz teh noo supple eye frum Mr Last awl pryntid in tyland – tehy ewesd 2 b ty dyed!
wunce i wuz flat…now iz fluffy!!
had to fite cat for keebord aksess.
Krelm: “Kitteh, please move.”
Kitteh: “Hiss”
Krelm: “Kitteh, move!”
Kitteh: “Fft”
Krelm: “Kitteh, git awf teh keebord!!!”
Kitteh: “Hiss Fft Mmouaugrrr”
Krelm: “Okay, u kin haz keebord, Kitteh.”
Kitteh: “Prrrrrrr”
Summat laik dat?
wow! you hydes teh cameras reely good… i can’t see dem attol!
maybe I should get dressed. (iz in jams)
*waves baai tu krelm as hii runs arownd luukin fur his klothes, nawt knowingz dat ai hided it awl ovir himz haus*
haus not berry big, i findsem kwiklyk.
*Gigglolz* Dat wuz bery funniez!
Hooman: Smudgie, please to be moving off keyboard
Smudgie: Tickul me, please
Hooman: I iz doing my Resume for find new job
Smudgie: I iz stretching mi belly for tickul
Hooman: Smudgie -
Smudgie: Startz with two tickulin fingers please – medium speed
Hooman: if I getz new job wit mor muney -
Smudgie: thenz I tinks movez in figure of eights across tummy – perhaps wit sprinklin lavender scentz
Hooman – I getz more money -
Smudgie: then light ticklz under legz
Hooman: If I getz mor mineyz I can increases the toona purchases by 20%
Pause
Smudgie: Itz all yurs -
!!! Tu funnie
Ai luvs u tayl!
See? See!! Pruuf dat ebrywun luvs fluffies! Eggsplaynz y ai’m so laikablol.
me too, but if i getz any fluffier Iz be into “daaay yamm!”
Lol!
Oh- ai lub dat comediyan!
ooh – so floofeh – I’ll pet her, snorglol her an cawl her jorjeena!
No… seh luuks moar laik a Netta tu mii.
hmm – ur right – jorjeena not seem rite…
mebbeh its:
Abbigail
Borghilda
Conchita
Deerdra
E….
Edda
Freida
Gretal
Hortense(?)
I…
Ilene (awt awf treez)
Jackee
Kitteherine
Looree
M…
Maybel
Norbert
Oskar
P…
Prissilla
Quincey
Rooffuss
Sillybub
T…
Irma
Jaklyn
Kay
Lula…
an may ai jus say, OMG TEH FLOOF, *ded*
erm… *poke poke*
*scrambles frantically round and round*
*finally finds the portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Whiskers in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
no lukking at the floof – fink of, I dont know, taxes?!?
*pant* *pant* oh, fank yu! *feels compulshun to look at teh floof agen…* NO, taxes….
Tihs bee skwirlgrrl?
must be – butt (
) I diddunt know she was up so earlee!!!
Ai think she jus got owt of her shower!
An izznt she gorjus?
Oyez – hu kneuw her has such eh nis tayl!
*snerk*
nao awl teh wippee creem wheel b smellin ov teh allow bera awlmundz an coakynut mebbeh??
Mmm! Dose wud awl goe good wiv teh pi’s frum teh Pi Stall, cept mebbe nawt teh allow bera so mush, aifinkso!
agreed! teh noo labendur flavr piez am nawt gowin sew well….
As rodentia goes, this is one beautiful squirrel!
ndeed!
♪ Isn shii lublee, isn shii wunderfull!!♪
“Gee… Your hair smells terrific!”
Oh wayt- dats mai tayl…
i remember those comercials
instant classic!
I wunner effen dis squirrel washed teh hair wif de Herbal Essences kind of shamp…..sham…..hair washing stuffs!
Yus, ai fink yur prolly rite!
b cawz yur werth it!!
*sneeze*
Srry buot tat.
Its Leeza!
dis skwerlol, is sooper floof, or sooper fat?
yoopy♪ neuw shannpooing.
It be teh essents of walnut taht maeks it jus rite.
tu kute!
Mai nawt secund Lolz wuz a squirel…I sware teh caption wuz wat he wuz tinkin… wuz bery funnie an ai wuz glad ai hadz mai kamera wif meh… teh pikture iz bein teh rezon ai camz heer sew iz bein duble winz fur meh
h tt p://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4771771
*happi sigh* Ai iz bein bery tankful fur taht squirel
♫ mai furrr it iz floofy…
mai tayle it iz poofy…
ah’m teh mos bootiful skwirlee
innnnnn teh wurrrrrld ♫
ah luvs skwirls! They are NOT just rats with fluffy tails!
It not vary funneh….
AW!!!! i love his little face!!!!!! he so sweet!!!! <3
I thought nair was hair removal? lol
omg sooooo cute aaahhhh