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Doin fings teh hard wai!
conga rats Annie! good morning thecatsmutha!
Thx Ur ohai-ness!
Ohai! Iz kwiet todai!
CRASH! BANG!! DING-D0NG! CLANK CLANK! HOOOOOOONNNK!
TOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOT! CLATTER! BAM!
Guuud morning. Heer yoo go, TehCatsMutha. A littlol bit of Nawt Kwiet!
And conga rats, Annie!! Did yoo see hao cweenmj maed tehm awl smyol yesterday?? Ai’m nawt shur ai can do it. :green: Maybe??
Oh dear! No smiling conga rat. An sorree about teh noise! Ai’m SHURE ai turned to vololume down after teh BAM!!
A’ll trai again fur the smiling conga rat. :green:
LOl!!! And rats! Can sum wun maek them fur Annie???
Hmmm, weeeeel, ai’ll hav a triii, butt nawt promissin ennyfing…..
{{janet}} it was a nice try
But failblog werthee!!
Luk! There iz miniminsmum – kwite noo – an SHE can doo it!
*whispurrs*
reelly ai cheeted a liddlol bit
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
Ai’z awlwai amaizified wen teh carekters tern into a smilleee *smyles wif an amayzemint adn finks to herseff “hao do tehy doowit”*
LOL!!! izn’t teh cween wunderful – wif these halpers. Ai just thot ai memembered hao to do it.
an ov corse, teh porpoise of edumafication iz nawt to teech ebreething, to to teech peepl hao to find teh informashuns needed!
Adn wen yur noo u neez awl teh halp u can get, adn it halps to be poyntid in teh rite direkshun to get teh informashuns
Lawg lif teh cween! (adn her edumacashunal informashuns)
Ai haz a loanlee! Iz dere enniwun els abowt?
Ai jus got bak frum ners putin pointee fing in mai arm un taykin sum blood ! Oooo dizzeeeeeeeeeeeee *splat*
Ooh, dat’s nawt gud! Heer, Ai maek u a nies cup uv tee – dat iz teh yoonibersal cyoor fur ebbrifing heer in TTI!
Ahhhh, dat is bettur fanku! Hoa iz u todai Anni?
Ai aer fyne thx. We haz gud wevver 2dai 2!
Ai haz 2 go owt in a minnit 2 collekt mai purrskripshun meds – Ai fank CC dat Ai lib heer ware we get awl we need free wen we aer ober 60 oar haz sertin ailmints.
Ai noes, ai iz nawt shooer wut mai Mutha (she is Geordee lyke meh, hence Mutha) wud do! Adn yesh, luvlee dai, but ai stuck in hawt sticklee offis!!
Ohai Annipuss
It’s piddlin down in teh Westcountry…again…mite haff to swim to teh shops later.
*hans tidmum hurr pitchfork*
Heer yoo go! SJ gav this to me – an LCB sed ai cud uze it fur mai umbrella – an it WERKS!!!
We hav nice weather today – so yoo ar welcome to borrow it!
itz bein rainenz kittehz an goggehz hure awlmost eberydai… iz bein bery hard tu be findinz tehm awl lubing homez ai telz ya
Ai can has tee tu? Gonna bee spendin tudai taeking caer of teh bills and nedes sum fortimificashun!
Sertinlee – plentee fur ebbriwun!
Ohai KK, hoa is u todai? Ai don beleeve we has met formerlee…
*Holds owt flufee pau uv politenesh*
Beree pleesud tu mete u!
*Akseps flufee pau wif a fankfulnes*
Ai fink foar a celebrashun uv oar noo frendship ai shall mayke a speshul fresh cweem adn strawberree spunge cayke foar ebereebody!!
Yum! Nom!
And biscuits [cookies if you're not in TTI]. When I give blood I choose the things that are almost Hob-Nobs. And sometimes I have a bag of Hula Hoops as well! I’m a wild thing.
Gud idea!! It wos a blud test tho, so nawt too much us taykin. Ai lyke beefie hoops bestest!
beefie hoops?
Beef flavoured Hula Hoops. Hula Hoops are a potato-based snack in the form of rings about half an inch deep. They’re just the right size to go on the ends of your fingers, and the correct way to eat them is to put one on the end of each of your fingers then bite them off [the Hula Hoops, not the fingers]. Also good crushed on a cheese butty.
Award yourself biscuits and/or hula hoops anyway, for being brave.
But wai “awlmost” Hob-Nobs??? Wai nawt reel Hob-Nobs??
They’re Crawfords, not McVities. Don’t know why – budget? They’re very nice though.
Spidercat, spidercat… doin what a spidercat does o.O
Oh hai! Ah am nu heer but haf been luvvin teh lolcats for agers!
Ohai David! Extends teh floofy paw ub frendship! welkum tew Cheezland! Inly Jaun rool heer …play nize wif teh cheezpeeps!
offurs a plate ub ub Qkumber samwichez and Hawt Earl Grey Tea…
ohai David! i has fur your welkome gift safire cufflinks!
*fastens links on davids sleave*
Moarning, Princess Mu!
Yoo ar awlwaiz SO thottee!
Ai’ll be moastlee goen again fur a week. An az awlwaiz, will miss ebreewun heer wif a feerce. Ai do luv traveling – but – LOL!! Ai think ai need a laptop!!
Hare ports ar GRATE plaices nao to keep in tuch – cept that’s where ai trai to ketchup awn teh reeding.
AAACK!!!! Laif is too SHORT!!! Halp!
{{janet}} ware are u off tew dis tiem deer?
Sasnta Fe and Albuquerque. Ai’m bak awn teh 13th.
A frend ov main, hoo iz an opera kritik, got too sets ov press tikkits fur “Alceste” and “Traviata” an sed ai can com too if ai can get there.
LUKILEE, ai hav frenz in Albuquerque an Santa Fe ai can stay wif – an hoo pik mee up at teh hare port – so awl ai hav to do – iz get there!
o jch4k ai haz a jeelus! Teh opra ai lubs it!
REELEEE??????
{{{{{{{{{{{{minimimsmum}}}}}}}}} Ai sumtaims feel a bit aloan heer in this tho there ar sum otters, laik doctorcat an lovecat.
Trabiata beez won ov mai fayboritist opras! Teh noo-fangled stuff, nawt so keen akshully.
Ai is opra luvver too, JCH4K — I jus can’t sing it.
OHAI!!! David Brooks! Hao nice to meet yoo. An taht yoo finallee caem out ov lurkerdom.
Az teh wunderful Melissa sed wehn ai furst tip-toed in – “Come awn in – teh water’s fine!”
Awlwaiz so grate to have an otter TTI Peep. Ai dont know wai it iz, but yoo awl ar awlwaiz SOOOOO funnee!!! No presshur, ov corse!
ohai
Ai iz purdy nu heer tu, iz bery addiz… avickt… habbit foruminz
does whatever a spidercat does!
more liek spider cat…
ohai cheezfrenz! puter at home base bein slow todai. ai lubs taht blakk kitteh’s name is “bishup”!
conga rats anni! ai lifts mai nightee an duz a liddel can can in yur onner
>mm makes shure she nawt flashing nayburss<
ai likes sum tee, fankees! duz ai no ebvberreewun?
pleez to closing yur shayds!
Ai nawt shooer we has met formerlee…
*howlds owt flufflee pau agin in politenesh*
Ai is meetin alawt uv cheezepeeps in a formal way todai!
yes ma’am, we haz met (chex yoor frenz list) but iz shayks yore floofee paw anyway!!
oopsies, yoo wuz tawkin to mugglemary wuznt yoo? sorry.
Ai wos meenin mugglemary, but ai dus apolidisise, erm apolgilidise, sez sawry2 yoo too! Ai nawt usuallee gets 2 has so much tyme as ai dus todai 2 b chattin as ai awlwais at wurk wen here.
Ai shud be wurkin noa, butt (!) it too hawt!!!!
Ai dus a tyme delais dans dans!!
Ai noes a few bishups altho noe furree wons!
You never were a small boy, were you?
w/e it’s spider cat
spider cat
does w/e a spider cat does
also who names their cat bishop.
Those who name their cat Lord Helmet! ^^
Spaceballz reference FTW!
(In Hoamurr Simpson Voyss)
Flooffee Bat Kitteh
Flooffee Bat Kitteh
Dus wuttebbur a Spydurr Bat Kitteh duz!
Canz himz sweengz frum a fredd?
I gess so, Himz a Kitteh
Luukz owtz!
Heer cums t3h Flooffee Bat Kitteh!
Jack.
wow! poet, and does impressions…vairee nyse.
*clapclapz* Bery gud Hoamurr voyss mizter poet, yup ifinkzo!!
hm weerdpress is eetin mai cawmints whin mai website is filled in.
sparing all frum weerd cawmints ai gess
{{{mugglemary}}} i hope werdpress acts nice tew yew soon!
Taht wuz happyning tu meh wenz ai furst camz heer… yu iz purdy new heer yesh? Ai tink tehy modzuratez yu furst tu chek yu iz gud perzun tehn tehy seez yu iz gud an be ledding yu pozt neo probelmz wif teh linkz tu yur webbysight.
*luks tu odderz* iz ai beein rite?
*cums russian in puffin adn pantin*
ohai ebberywon, er-hth er-hth er-hth, er-hth (puffin noyzes)
sawree ai’m layte, hth hth hth hth, o deer, mii breff is cummin in short pants.
had a bizzee moarnin dooin teh shawpin, fechin teh car frum teh grage awl mended, lukkin afta neybur’s kitteh adn gibbon heem snorggles, berri tyme-cunsoomin butt berri empohrtent!
Congra rats to u Annipus up dere at teh tawp of teh fred, hmm iz dere enny tee left, ai cud yoose a cuppatee.
hands MMM a nice cuppa earl grey and an oxygen mask (just fur a quick rejuvinating puff)
o fanks muchly mu yoo r too kynd!
*puffs on oksygin til liddlol pink elefants appeer*
oops muss hab breeved too much okysgin in won go
*sips delikatly on erlgratee insted*
*lukz at teh oksygin tank* Um..miniminsmum, dat iz nawt teh oksyginz, tehatz teh lafingz gaz *sniffz a wittle an giglolz* Ai uzed tu be geddin taht hat mai denztist wenz ai wuz liddle….ai wuz likin it bery much…. iz pobably teh rezzin ai hadz sew meny cabitiez *sniffz adn giglolz*
Midnyte Floof Kitteh
duz nawtz beeleeb inz t3h lawz
datz Hewminz beeleeb
‘Grabbittee’ juss meer
suggestion 2 Kitteh wutz
clymez Upsydez Downee
‘Fizzikkz’ amz 2 laffz
at! Midnyte Flooffee Kitteh
canz fitz enneewayrz!
Midnyte Floof Kitteh
wunderz wye Hewminz shoodz habz
oapazibbill fumbz?
Jack.
Yay Jack, iz troo, kittehz haz no noshun ov grabbitteez, eggsept wehn dey be grabbittin teh toona outta yur hanz!
He he he he
Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does.
lol my cat cant du that on my stairs
WHOA!!! You has my cat Shadow! Tongue and gray undercoat and everything! Gimme my cat back.
shouldn’t it have been spider cat? would have made more sense than bat cat…
Y is called “bad cat”??
him not do nuffing bad
juss likes being downsideup
lol! cute. cat got da skillzzzz!
I fink da nex tym I’s climbing da Nose at El Cap, ai will brings dis kitteh wif me. Him gots teh oberhangs down.
Dununununununununa… Bat caaaaat! Bat caaaaat!
him is asplorin teh booty of kwantim fysics
Spider Cat does whatever a spider cat does.
Really funny, that cat has a lot of spunk!
Holy Cat $#!+ Batman!!! LOL!
wai hoominz jus laff an wach kitteh strugull an not hep him… orr hur mebbee,,,
sorree kitteh, stepz bee on da udder syd. yew gotz itt flypsydid