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ai pwamiss tew bee gud!
Congrats an GMTA!
…well, wud awlmowst gud be gud enuff?
Ai wull be gud naow!
GMTA!
o noe! GMTA dubblol!
U jusss sit der an fink about wat u did.
*mutters to heemself — at leest az farz as you nose i weel bee gud — I gotsta werk on dis gittin caughtified business. I soitenly shud bee abol to outwit a stoppy hooman*
*giggle* Dat wuz mii az a teenager.
Ai diddint meen to — it wuz an axident!
I can haz earlee parole?
Eerly? Lyke corm eers? But yub nawt a hammy!
My grgrgreat gramp waz 1/16 hamster.
I noo a bunny dat claymed to be 2/17th hamster. It woz a confuzzled bunny, I finkso.
I foughted a hammy wuz a piggeh — you nose, hammy cumz frum da piggehz … dey eet corms
Duz pinneh gigs eatz ham?:shock:
No, a piggeh piggeh IZ ham!! I no no who atified da ham …. Butt da ham ated da corm!! *nods* yep ifinkso dat is rite …
but but but aifortso yu wud liek yur vase bedder iffn eet wus inna millyon peeces…
Affer awl, u liek doin dem jigsaw puzzlols!
Can I helps yu wib teh vase jiggy saw? CanIcanIcanI? I’ll lik teh sides so yuze can stik dem togebber, teh way I seen yuze lik stamps.
I”mm not mad, jujsss reely disipointed in u.
you shud nose beddar den to twy ta gib a kitteh a tymez out — I jest bean whomerin you ya nose…
Yu -sed- it luuked lyke it woz a millyun, soez I mayd it a millyun. I wuz ownli trying to folloe wat yu wanted.
YU EETS HAM? **slow sadd hedshayke**
U can be owt uf tyme aowt wehn teh goggie stawps leeking awn teh noo carp pit
O grate. Ahm NEBER gonna get owtta dis thymes owt chare….
Carp Pit? Iz dat fansee noo fishee tank?
Ewe haz been in dare long enuf Ifinkso! Ewe can come awt naow if ewe promesses tew be a gud kitteh and nawt stampede frew teh hawse at free AM …
Tymez Owtz meenz nuffeeng
2 Strypee Tukkz Kitteh hoo
juss wawntz 2 habz Phunn!
‘Phunn’ meenz mennee feengz
2 Kitteh hoo feenkz datz hurz
canz stull clymez Curtinnz
‘Phunn’ coodz awllso meenz
tryeengz 2 getz 2 tawp ubz
Buuk Cayse in wunz leep
Jack.
And if u duzn’t making it in wun leep, dig dem pointy endz in and scrabblol ur way up deh bookcayse. Doan wurry bowt scratching deh wudwerkz.
Or pullin awf da books, an da nicky nacks!
Or nockin down da nicky nack!
Nik nak goggie whak gis teh kitteh a treet, dis cat’s landing on it’s feet.
**clapps floofy pawz**
Gud wun, jd!
Oh, funni!!
**Red comez in, tyred frum sellin awl day**
Ohai, frenz.
I can has massadj frum a Cheezmen?
Did yu sell alawt tudai? Did yu make lotsa munnies? Enuff tu tayke tu Hawaii?
Us tu Hawaii, nawt tu.
Hawaii gonna has to wate an see ifn I win teh Powerball tonite.
Got ur tikkit? Jakkpot iz $138 millyun.
Me too, butt…… **bites tong, nawt finishin hur thot**
Yu don’t have tu, I know wat yu thinkin!
**innosint luuk**
Wut?
Oh, BTW, and OT wat bii yur 2 faborite colors?
Bloo an……idonutkno.
I’m nawt shure wat color idonutkno iz. Iz it related tu bloo, red, orange, purple? Iz it a new “designer” color? Where duz it appear awn da color wheel?
I needs to gets away from clingy pawrents…halp! (It’s gonna get werse, I thinkso…now that I’m the only 1…)
Oh Chessie {{Chessie}}. Clingy parents will git better az tyme goes by abit. Ifinkso.
Haow’z teh sayl goin?
I maded almoast a hunnert munnies, an it wuz a slow day!
Dat duz inklood a compyootur monitur I solded to a laydee my mahm werks wif, tho.
you gits a commmisheeyun Red??
Iz my stuff I’m sellin, so I gets to keep awl teh munnies!
Ohhhhhhhhh ….. likee a Garage Sale??? I wuz confoozoled … dems ar hard werkz an I hatez it wen dey peeps tri to git da stuffz furr nuffin
Iz teh hyoojist yard sale EVAR!
w w w.127sale dot com
I rented a spot an iz dere thro to Caturday nite.
WOWWERZ — you gotz lotz ub stuffz!!??
AI wud like a gud massage frum a yngrl plz. I needz one!
Go luuk inna nawty barn, den.
I finkso I’d rather has a massadj frum a Cheezmen (oar elebenty). Wen yoo get down to it, dey iz funner den teh YNGs.
But – they dont do teh irining!!! YNGs do!! VERREE important!
N-til u lurnz nawt tu klawz up teh wikkur furnuchur.
…..
Upawn furthur riflekshun, lokayshun uv “taim owt” mey nawt b sew grayt, akshulee.
Kitteh karefully removes claws frum bak uf chare. Oops, sorri bout dat, kuldn’t hewlp myself.
Mii goggies needz a tyme owt – ifinkso
det fink dat dey bee fishies — Lady Jane jest gotted dun doing herz gyoofy dwinkin fing — she stiks her hole hed under da water and grabs an suks in a beeg mouffull and den trows er hed bak and lets it all run owt her mouf – seberal tymes. Wen she dun her long eers and eberyfink is soakified (she beez a Springer Spaniel) and haf da water beez onna da flor… den she shakes shake shakes awl ober da place and jumps onna da couch.
DEN Jazzy puppeh dropped heem tennis ball inna da toilet and paddoled alla da wader owt da bowl sew he kin git it bak owt – soakifien heemself inna da process… DEN he runs down da hall dripdripdripin and brings me da soakie ball and drops it inna mii lap!! Now I haf muddy toilet water and a fluded foor.
*sigh* gud fink I lub dem sew berry berry much — yesh I do, I lub dem, I lub dem *mutters and kleans upz da flor and flush toilet – close bafroom door*
LMAO!! Oh that hole scene playin in my head maded mii laff! Fankyu E_M! Heer, I hewlp yu kleen up. *Hands E_M a ShamWow.*
I needs LOTS ub Sham-Wows furr deez gyoofy goggies — wun tyme Jazzy wuz hot — he paddoled awl da water owt da bowl and den laid down inna da puddle on da floor, gabe a beeg sigh an went ta sweepz … praizez furr hardwood florz!!
Ifinkso Jazzy bii da kyootest goggie in da wurld, or else yu wuld hab kicked hyme owtta da howse by now. Iz hard tu bii mad at a kyoot lil happi face.
oh yea — hee bee da kyootest and heem iz awlwaes happity!!! Eberyfink iz a game and hee gibs da bestest snoogleez and kissez
ohai, {{{{ em}}}}] hwo yu? ai putz sine awn toylit fur tu be lid daown so dis kined ub fing nawt hapunz. biziturz nawt undurstanz nd lebez it up so por furstee liddul kitteh fawlz in nd drownz.
I hafta cloze da hole door – cuz iffin da toilet seet iz down – den he takez da toilet papper and ripz it upz, aor he open da garbaje can and takez out awl da junkz — he beez a berry bizzy goggie — awlwaes moovin and groovin … dats mii Jazzeh puppeh!!
Cuz… iffin it iz much longer you gonna getz hurtz … I kin onlee pretendz ta care furr sew long …
*SKWEEEEEOOOOO* *microfoelol sownds* EXSKWEEEEZ MEH! AI HAZ AN ANNOWNSMIN! Todai iz mai dai uv freedum! Ai kan taek awf mai brace butt gotta putts it awn ifn owt wif berry uneben grownds, Ai kan goes bak 2 werk eben ifn it iz 1/2 tiem foar awile, AND Ai kan dribe agin! WOOt WOOT! Ai am so happeetayle! Ai cudn’t hab dun it wif mai frens and Cattails iz cheef wif hubbeh. Dis iz teh culmen…cullmen….end result uv awl uv mai payne an werks. Thanks 2 CC an awl mai deer frens!
Ai nao sind u bak 2 ur regler LOLz!
Schmooooo! Hedbonks & purrs!
Luv, KCT
Ai haz sutch a bigbig happitayle for yew, KCT.
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YAY, KCT!
I has a happitayle foar u!
{{{{kimkiwi & rshb}}}}} FANK U!!!!1! Ai need 2 goes nao foar a nap…ben a big dai!!!! *goes 2 seep wif happee snorgles form her kittehs* Ai had 2 shaers kus 2 grate 2 keep in!!!1!
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Iz truly a grate dai!!!!!!! I iz soooo happi fur yu!! YAY,YAY,YAY!!!
*Spins, danses, kawshushly jumps intu da air*
{{{{{3kittymomma}}}}} Ai dansdansdans 2 butt ownly sitting awn chare caerfully!
Yes, bii beri, beri kareful!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Haaaaaaaaallelujah!
{{{{{{altosinger}}}}}} SCHMOOOOOOO!!!!1!!
Ohai, altosinger!
How u doin?
Whut you sed — WOOT WOOT! Hedbat a schmoooosssss … bee keerful nawt ta ober doo doo doo it two soon!!!
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}} Lubs, hedbonks & purrs 2 u!!!1!! Ai will taek caerfully an nawt ober do do do do!!!
ifnkso you weel — you awlreedy stopped at onlee wun 0 on da Doo doo doo … ROFLOL
W00t!!!! w000000000t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!
Dat b deh bestest nooooooz!!! {{{{{KCT}}}}}}
I duz a happee tayul dansing fur u!!!
dans, dans, dansy dans dans wif a hop andk a skip and a spin and and ohai kik!!!! Spinz and twurlz and dansy dans dans!!!!
*doz the happitayl-rasin-frum-wun-end-uv-da-hows-an-bak-agin-an-raysin-sum-moar!*
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Congrats, KCT! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
{{{{{BDM & cween}}}}} Fank u. Ai keep dansdansdansdansing! Happeetayles!!!!1!
Yay! BIG happy! This is fabulous news! I’m delighted for you. Thanks for letting us know.
[[[[[onions & peturnia}}}} Ai so happeetayle u ar heer! *dansdiansdans* Ai lubs mai soksies!!! So duz Cattails butt ai wuz going 2 emayo u but ai will enny way. *dansdansdans*
YAY fur yu KCT! Ai haz happitaylefevvers! **shaykes tayle fevvers tu teh leff an ryte**
{{{KCT}}}
{{{{{parrothead}}}}} *shaykes fevvers awf butt will maek joolree wif dem 2 maek purty fings 2 send 2 parrothead* Ai keeps awn dansing *dansdansdansdans* jenlee, ob corse.
Ooopsies!!!!1! Gawta goes…Inky habs mai maus an mai keepord..Ai ownlee gawt dis wile pushing….LOLz! Nap Tiem!
Yay fur u KCT!!!
U saidz ten minnutz…iz ten minnutz yet?
Hao bowt nao?
Nao?
Kohm on…iz elebenty minnutz bai nao, aifinkso!
Otay, haz been ten minnutz now diva, yu kan haz tyme owt frum tyme owt now.
i dunno. kitteh wud be hard too resist wif floofy belleh sittin on top of kyoot bunny feets.
Hao mush lawngur nao?
Hao mush lawngur nao?
Hao mush lawngur nao?
How bowt nao?
**wraps rubbur band arown beek**
haz ben yeer or three alreddy
u shld get ovur it
aifink yu haz ishuz
but..but..but..i didn’t even do nothingz rong
Ebree tyme u aks meh taht u git anuvver 5 minnits uv tyme owt, yung kitteh.
Mai seester akshulee did taht wen hur kidlets wer yung, dey almos neber aks moar den wunce