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Wear iz doze konga-rats? Oah wellz, ai will attemt tu du it maiseff…happytayls, swirl, spin, caper prance adn twirl agin!
*flooflypaws applaws*
what a wundermaus dans Mezzomom!
ooooo,,, Nice dans, Messomom.
*chekkz notebook tu see if dere b ruum in deh Konga-Ratz troupe fur a nuzzer danser.
Ur in luk, wii haz a spot fur u! kum bak in bowt 2 adn a haf owerz!!
Thx Mezzomom! Dat wuz a lubblee dans!
i found teh clog
taht iz nawt gog, iz kitteh….
ohh yu sayz clog nawt gog…
nebermind…
taht bee wun hek uv a fuzzie clog!
lift handle, run with a quickness!
Ai founs teh klog…
ai wuz neber a fan uv teh wudden shoez maiself…
I is lookin’ for teh drain snake…
jess turn it own a leetol bit — see how longs afore da kitteh getz mad wif the drip drip drip …
Aifinkso ai can fikses teh clog wif sum nip, cud werk!
ai dunno…ai don sii anitink bawt fur….iz dis kitteh, awr is did pos-komben resultz? hmmm????
OMCC!! Ai iz goaing bawld! *pees in a flannik*
ai doan finkso dass whear ur MENT to pees…
plz tew uze udder seenk. diz wun okkyoupyed.
Teh plumma kitteh
Ensistz awn pay bai teh hawr -
Nap tiem enkluded.
Wii haz nuther tail lented poet on Freds! Happitayle!!
At leest you won’t need make-up no moar.
Itz Sink-Kat!!
Pore Sink-Kat, himz haz tu sleeping in deh sink kuz deh howse haz
no soft chairz,
no fugly sofa,
no kumfy bedz,
no unnerwair drawer,
no baskitz uv kleen lawndryz,
and himz hyoominz haz only botted him tuu nice soft furry bedz,
adn a kliming tree wif three platformz fur kitteyz.
I feel so sry fur dis Sink-Kat.
Him fits teh sink berry neetlee tho!
and wif nary a hair outta place!
AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
must ignore evil cow-werker!
*luks for something to bunnykick*
Cownt up 2 ten, gammacat! Den kikk sumfing!
Stay cool Gamma! Ur angur is evils viktory!
{{{{{Gamma}}}}}
Wut kin Gammacat due??
Shii mite
A$$ Kik deh ebil cow orker
Bait adn switch
Clogg dans on himz hed
D……
Dunk hims head n teh wattr culer
Eat hims lunch
Flail hims paperz
G…
Develup haking koff on cowurker
Earwurm him wif “Gilligans Ilund”
Finish all hims sentenses
Gloo his papurs to his desk
H…
Hang him in effiG
Incite a riot in himz kyuubiclol
Jam himz printer, wif razzberry jam
K….
Kik hym en teh pantz!
Lock hym en teh supplli rum.
Maek hym walk teh plank (and
Nudj hym awf teh edj…)
O…
obercook hiz lunch
putt tax un hiz chair
quietly kreap up behin him and BOO!!!
Revize himz skedule
Silent but deddlee f*rtz in hiz direkshun
Tanglol himz mous kord
U….
Unty himz shulacez
Vode himz warentee!
Whak hym awpsied teh head
X…
X-tra frendly; be it, but plot rebenj!
Yuse teh force, gamma, yuse teh force!
Zip on owtta ther when wurks is dun and hav phun in spite of this purrson!
xactz rebenge wehn himz iz bein drunk at staff pardy
Yellz in hiz earz when rite next tu himz
zipper tais hiz shoez sew he be fallenz down
We dubbil X-Y-Z’ed heem! Yay!
Schlap me five, Kerri-luv! *reeches orinj paw hi into ayr*
*tries tu be gibben gremlin 5 buttz iz nawt tall enuf*
Ai liked ur Y… dat wuz gud wun!
Hovvur sielently beehind his showlder, lukkin wurried an skowlin
Interupt all hims fonecals
Jus WOP him acraws de eers
K…
Hab florist deliver ded bowkay….
Ignor himz by waulkin’ way az hii tawkz…
Join hanz wif cheezfrenz & pray fur hiz black soul…
K…
Chill, Gamma. Give cow-werker the glassy,
sperior lolcat eye. Nuffink distrubs u. Nuffink
gitz to u. u r cat pursn. u rule.
{{{{{Gamma}}}}}
FangQ eberywun! {{cheezpeeps}} you always make me feel better!
and I’m going to start filing their emails in teh Trash!
ai sugest yu label tehm az spamz
I feel ur need to inflict pain on teh evil co-werkers. Am currently locked in a vicious struggle wif one of my own. Pleh.
I can has list, too, plz? kthxextrycrueltyplz
Hey LBC !!! No hard feelin frum yesterrdai??? i gibbed you a fyremens ta takee ta bedz wif you???
Ober on FB der is bideo ub a surfer dude and I wuz wunderin whut he wood sound likee in LOLSpeek .. gave DW da giggolz…
Wait, whut? Hard feelings? Towards u? NEVER! I think I might have missed something. I didnot see teh firemans last night. Can u send another one, kthxhubba.
OOOpss === Mai mees stake — it wus 2_Kittens and Red. Dey wuz fiten and da Fyremens hadda comes adn hose em down. Da hoze wuz set too hi and dey were warshed awai …
GC, NS an Eye tooked da Fyremenz afore dey cud getz bak…..
Wuz on Narnia Portal …
OIC.
I can has firemans anyways? kthxicoulduseone
*mu rolls a huge britely wrapped package towards LCB*
*giglols*
Go ahead… open it
*bownses a lidel*
Oooh! Thx! Whatever could it be?
*rips open package wif a eagerness*
*looks*
*faints in delight*
Thats rite! ur very own fireman!!!!
okeh Fireguy ur first job is tew revive LCB!
* wanders off happily*
obcourse I not mad at U. Wuz kittehz habbin fun that’s all.
{{{{{{2_K}}}}}}} I nose — dat hoze wuz set awl full lee high doh –
Add itching powdur to himz chare.
Bring donuts fur ebreewun BUT teh bad purrrrsun.
Crank call him frum a payphone … repeetedly….
…den hire a nayborhood teenayjur to keep callin
E…
erase teh passwerd list he hides in his desk
frow his sandwich in teh fridge away
gargle wiff salt water rilly loud wen hes awn teh phone
hide his usb cable
I…
Ink gon inna yer pen? Switch wif him wen he gon.
Jab his tyre wif a wood screw
Kancel his home garbage pick-up
L…
Leave a ded fisch on himz doorstep
Mayk silleh fayces behind himz bak, look away when he looks to see
Namby-pamby, kawl heem this
O . . .
Ony tawk tu himz in LOLspeak
Pikture himz naked and laff
Quietly take himz picture for LOL use
Leave his phone number at teh end ov a ssugestive personal ad
Move his monitor a bit to the left every time he leaves the area
nip the ends off awl his pincels
O…
I haz an advise furr u, lcb. Doo u haz a Donk? If not, den Call 1 800 Box-Donk and furr a minimull fee, u can has a verreh angree donkee mailed too ur co-worker. By teh time Box ub Donk is o-punned, donkee will not have had any parfays or waffulss or baffroom or drinkees and will bee VERREH put owt. Teh hoofing dat will ensoo on ur enemy (oops, almost mispelled dat…. *snurt* ) will be sumfing to see indeed…..
OOOH, gud idea! *starts dialin*
mak sur tu order wun wif extra fibur in himz fudz… ai hiily recomendz it *ebil grinz*
Oooh! I like this! I can has standing order, plz? kthxonceaweektostart
standin, ya mehbee. kickin, ohyes defnitlee
heer cums..EE yor…
Box O Donkey, on its way.
Wooah! Dat wun baaaaad case of teh molds!!!
yu neow yu haz muld probelemz wehn teh muldz be growen teh blak furz
Never knew cats could do the fungi.
wow! a bathroom sink clog that is very cute and probably fun to deal with.
Cute Clog
I was wondering where my beard went!
Der iz a boyal wader advizery in affekt… it wained katz and gogz sew much tehy r commin owt uv teh tapz… Peaz tu be straynin teh katz and gogz owt befur yu boyalz teh wader…
FTW!!! I gibz u five burgerz fur dat!!
@@@@@
othx mai qween, ai iz bein honored tu receab teh burger nomz frumz you! *big smilez*
Tehy smelz suber gud…. *nom nomz teh gud nomz*
Gud wun, Kerri-luv!
othx gremlin… iz bein mai sekond “katz and gogz” jok tuday sew ai bein ober mai quota neowz
I iz in Ur sink, clogging Ur dranes
Is a wormhole to deh odder side of the galaxy
Teh berry ODD side ov teh galaxy! (BTW watchin teh Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy – BBC vershun – rite naow!)
oooooh! ai haz a jellus!
ai haz a jelluz 2… ai lubed wen tehy shoe teh klipz fum teh guide… iz bery kool saownded voice tehy uzed for taht aifinxso
aifink I werks on teh odd syde ov teh galaxy.
Harball in teh sinks, ur doin it rite? rong?
*confuzzled*
Betturr dan awn teh floor!
… after gibbin fluffy a baff, hur hoomanz cud nawt behleve teh amounz uv furz taht wuz left in teh sink…
*splortch*
Eww, mebee nawt so much.
Is a horror moobie. Basement cat is coeming up throo teh draynij sistem. Be afrayd. Be verreh afrayd.
I iz not fraid of the basement cat, is just a myth like the BiF Goot
Shur, thatz whut yoo sez nao! Wayt til ther is liddlol blak kittens coeming owt ov efurry fawcett!
I lubs blak kittehs wid dere silkeh black furz
Ai iz nawt bein skerd bai silly horror moobie *hides face behin two_kittehs*
*reaches into klosest sink, pulls owt a smawl blak kittn, holds it in teh ayr* See! See whut ebil has bin brot into this haus!?
smawl blak kittn sez: *in a verreh smawl voyce* mew?
takes deh blak kitteh drapes it around her showlder, is deh best
akkssesorie to goes wid mah liddlol blak dress!
littlol blak kittehs comin out of teh faucets…. WANT
*turns on fawcet for Skwirrlee*
*puts in bubblol baff for DK*
mi tew! mi tew!
*peaks fum behind TK* Gremlin..datz nawt bery skarry….
*luks at awl teh kute black floofy kittehz*
Yu tink if ai turnz awn teh hot adn teh cold wadder, ai getz black adn white kitteh liek mai Alex wuz?
To remove clog: Open a can of gushifud.
* scamper scamper scamper *
* climbs awn littlol soapbawx *
* flicks thru paypurs *
* micrololfone fudbakk *
WEEEEK WEEEK WEEEEK
Ohai Cheezfrends! Hao yu awl is todai? Gud? Gud! Nao, iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns fur a minnit, plzthx?
Ahem! Maus, plz tu step awai frum taht sink…
* unfurls banner *
“W.C.H.B.C.F.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y”
taht’s rite, mai littlol furreh frends! is thyme fur an otter grate Cheezland ebent!!! but but but tihs thyme, yu has tu guess whut eet is awl abowt!!!
Plz tu be heer awn Mundane teh 31nd Oargust awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL fur whut prowmisses tu bii TEH… GRATEST… SHOW… AWN… ERF… EBBER!!! (prolly)
Fankies!
We Can Has Baycun Cheezbrgr Fronchfrys Sossiges Ribeenah Lemmingade anna Seegar, Oh Yesh Yesh Yesh!!!?
Hhmmmmm….. on sekkund lukking, I fink u missinged the ‘P’….. mebbee dat b standing fur deh Porkscratchingz??
Oooh yesh! Wut Ambercat sed! Ai kant wate!
triez tew figger owt teh W.C.H.B.C.F.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y.
Who Cud Haz Bleeved Cannibuls Fownd Sum Pre Rosted Lost Speelunkerz O Yesh Yesh Yesh ebent ??
ow, mai braynium hurtz!
oooh! ai lyke ur ebent mush bedder Ambercat! cahn ai come tew ur ebent pleeeeeeeez?
erm…sumwun else cahn haz mai seegar tho, pleh!
Waal ifn eets a Cuban, dey smell berry naice, taste PLEH dough!
Wild Crikkitz Hate Big Chewy Flakez uv Spruce Pine Rezzin Lumps O Yesh Yesh Yesh
Wimminz Cud Haz Brite Crystlol Flowers, Shinee Pebblolz, & Rentid Lobsterz, O Yesh Yesh Yesh!!
Ai rited down teh letters. Ai will hasta werk on dis fur a wile, aifinkso…
me too he’s got me compleatlee baffeld
awl ai kan tink uv is
We Can Haz Bigger Cheezburger For Serving People longdistance oh yesh yesh yesh!!
*preetendz longdistance iz bein wun werd*
hmm, it looks like my cat…
but he would purr
he LOVE water
Ohai, key! Mah kitteh wuld purr too – he lubbings teh waddur, espeshuly a drippy fawcet. Is yor kitteh an awl-blak kitteh lyke this wun?
BTW, nawt shor we has met. Ohai! *offers floofy paw of frendsheep*
*take paw*
^__^
he is nearly all black, just a white spot on the chest
and yes, open the tap and he is under it…take a shower, he comes with you…you take a bath and hemight join you in the “pool”
^^
Concatulations tu Judge Sonia Sotomayor… Yu iz teh furvest fum last Hispanic on teh supreme court
WOOT!!!
Dr. Basement Cat patiently awaits the next test subject for his face-removal procedure
Q: What does AeC’s sink look like after a full-body Nairing?
And I thought my cat was the only on that slept in the bathroom sink.
Eww, the maid missed a black hair in the sink. Lots of ‘em, actually.
Hehe, I wouldn’t dare do that.