1 in 6 wins fantastic prize… …other 5 get sucker punched
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BOOP!
Or mebbe that’s “BOP!”
Congaratz Maus! Ai mist yu!
ah so Maus!
Wuz that a Singapore Swing?
Congrats, Maus, on yor solo nawt sekkund! *conga conga conga*
Yes!! Conga ratz to YOO, Maus! Moast fitting tath yoo shud bee in teh tawp spot on this wun.
An heer ar teh conga ratz, awl smyoling an reddi to dans enething yoo want!
Teh grrls ar in teh frunt, an teh boiz in teh bak, in cayse yoo cudn’t tell.
Yu can tell bye lukkin at there sox – teh grrls haz teh pinkee sox adn teh boiz haz bloo wons. Well, yoosed to be laike taht, dese daiz hoo noze?
*Wanders thru ofurin apple slices an sharp chedar cheeses on a tray wiff kold peach spritzers*
Hmm dis lukks berri gud, fank kyu mu.
*drinks to gud helf ov maus furr teh tawp spawt, adn awl ubber cheezpeeps* oh adn nawt to be furrgitting teh gud helf ov teh conga rats, we nawt want dem to bee gettin sik or hertin therseffs!
Oh mai!! hao did yoo know taht ai LUV the applol slices wif the sharp cheddar cheez!
well – akshoolee – hoo duzn’t????
*noms sum cheez an applol slices*
*sips teh peech spritzer*
*awl refreshed, getz bak to pakking an haus cleening!*
Bop for Pop?
Stop! You muss nawt bop on pop!
Dokta Seuss?
Yesh!
Ouch! Hey dat hurted!!
*rubs catslaves hed fur gintly*
Marmie on teh rite: Heh heh, betcha didn’t see that coeming!
Marmie on teh left: Oh pleez. Yoo punch lyke a grrrl!
heheheh
Rite in teh kisser!
Kiss ‘er? Ai onlee jus met ‘er!
iz honeymoonerz reference? oar cud beh Famibly gui reference?
Kud bii… oar mebbe ai made eet up maiself??? Got teh idee frum an owld joak ifinkso.
Mai kitteh wud be teh one gettin bopped. Him alwais gets into ebberyfink at teh house.
ohai Jeremy! am u knu heer? Fur ur welkome prezzie i has soft driving gloves an mocisins wif gold trim.
*presents gifts*
* bows*
Ohai Jeremy, and welcome! And Ohai princessmu! Yu iz teh princess ov wunnerful gifts, wuts a gud gift fur the gowin awai tu kawlidgei dotter? Ai gotted hur famblee pic, an pic ov hur goggie, but those seem so tryte.
hummmmm….. I liek teh idea of 3 or 4 thin silver finger rings. they are not super exprensive and they will go with evrything. She will have you with her everyday then. Plus going tew teh store and pick what ring sizes and what what fingers to put them on will be fun!
or mabbeh a pretty silvery lockit to put teh pickshures in?
alsew a nice idea!
Ohai skwirrl! Dose bowf berry gud ideers, fank you bowf!
ohai burdie!
how u is? when does ur dotter leave for NC?
Ai iz gud, but ai hazza nerbuss dat won’t kwit. How us is? Hur leebs tu week week weeks frum yessurdai.
Iz gud!
poor burdie… babbeh leavin teh nest! *sniff*
she’ll be okays! and home soon for a visit, ifinkso!
Aw, she will be teh OK. May tayk sum adjusting, but the liddel burdies, they hasta leeve teh nest sumtiem.
*has a remember* I members when I went to collij, wuz 27 yeerzago this munth. Mah muther kried, kried, kried. Ther wuz a killing frost teh nite befor I wuz to go. I got ther, and oh I wuz so homesik! I kawled hoem teh first nite krying. I wanted them to coem git me, but oh teh munnies that we had alreddy spent. Wuz teh hard, but I mayd frenz and it wuz gud for me to grow up and nawt be such a beh-beh. And collij wuzzint far – onlee an howr away frum mah hoem. Still, it seemd so far away and lonelee.
*has her own remember*
funneh… I couldn’t wate to go, and never gotted homesik onse! I mite have hurted my mom’s feelings on that, I wunder… but she still had two left at home, so prolly not!
Tehy fly awai, butt yu teech tehm hao to fly safely, adn tehy sune be flying bak agane to see yu¨
{{{{parrothead}}}}
Wot abaout a bottumless bank acownt
Bottumed-owt, moar lyke..
Dis bee berri commun misapp…meesapr…. misapryh…mistayke made by teh kiddlets – tehy wil lern teh troof won dai (wen tehy got kiddlets ov there oan)
O princess, hur wud lyke dat. Till hur lewziz dem. Hur nawt kin wayre jewlree (!) playn bawl, so she tinds tu put it in teh bawl bag, where it tinds tu get lawts oar rew-end. **crosses fingurs, um, talons, dat dotter will beecome more responsible in kawlidge**
I ware my plain slivur rings allada time. never taek em off. Maybe the lokit idea wood werk best fur hur tehn.
*SNURT*
oh, sowry, did I do that out lowd??
she will become more responsibul, evenchually… but if she’s liek me, it won’t be froshman yeer!
*whispurs* Yesh, yoo did say that owt lowd.
Mebbee anuther gift idea wuld be a nyce bag with lots of secure pokkits with zippers and velkro and such. When I wuz in skool, teh kool thing wuz bakpacks, but aym shor they mayk much fancier and hi-tek stuffs nao. A bag to karree everything in – inklooding a liddel pokkit filld with luv frum her muther. . .
awww! thats a nice idea tew!
studiez sho dat kiddlez donut udrestan consikwenzes till dey r abowt 25 yurs old…dat purt uv teh brayn doez nawt finis growinz till tehn.
Tahts whai wen yu axed tehm “whai didz yu do taht?” tehy sai “Ai dunno whai”
teh purt ov teh brayne taht neows whai iz nawt cunnected tu teh west uv teh brayn till abowt age 25… iz trooo… wuz awn Dr. Phil.
Hmm! Taht iz teh innerstin ideaz, Kerri! Aifinkso maybe it’s Mama Nature’z way of makin sure taht peoples can has lotsa new baby peoples befoar tehy getz smart enuf to figure owt what it iz taht tehy be doing, yesh? If peoples reached age of smartness before peak reproductiv agez, peoples would be scarce. Verri scarce indeed, aifinkso.
yesh ifinkso, dey alzo needs to be goin awt into teh wurld to learnz stuff sew if tehy understoodz teh dangerz maiby teh not go an hoomanz neber learn nuffin…
yesh, to both of yous….I lokked long tiem at teh cheezland comment thingies…..I ar nu, butt(!) only to teh postings! Fank ewe for teh presents, princess!!!
Iz like Ralf Kramdun kitteh: to dah moon!
*whop*
SURPRIZE!
Dr. Pepper sorprize. Nawt so grayt ackshuly.
yew jest turn the crank onna bawx anna goofy moosic plays an den up pops a cat-in-the bawx wiff a full frontal dope slap
Suker punch, nawt as tastee as froot punch.
(Or suker fur dat matter!)
Hay Colbalt! lawng tyme no c!. Ware am ur abitart?
I no haz abba-tar.
I dozen’t eber poast her enuff to get wun.
I shuld tho!
*giglolz* taht iz bein a gud pun…
Sumfing in yur aiz, ai wuz trine tu git it furr yu!
ohai PH! good morning!
Good morning yur madjastee! **offurs princess sum tea an sordid scones** Teh cranburry wunz are teh nommy!
hummmm! *noms a scone*
Rentz payeengz Kitteh
sez, “Dis mai Bawkz. Getz Urz oawn!”
andz reelee meenz it
Rentz payeengz Kitteh
gibz sibleengz Kitteh a swott
wiffowtz poyntee endz
Sisturr Kitteh cowntz
2 ten b4 awfurreengz
nastee rebuttill!
Jack.
Rebenj iz a dish best serbed cowld! Kitteh wil wayte furr teh rite momint.
Andy Samberg finds new inspiration for more SNL shorts in his soda box
“Punched – The Sequel”
1 uf 6? Ai like dowse oddz bettur den teh lawturry oddz!
Yiss, but u doan’t get puncht in teh faes iffn u doan’t win teh lottree!
Noe, jest the pokkitbuk! Leetl, leetl jabs awl teh tiem and tehn wundurs ware teh munnies goe!
Dat’s wye Ai doan’t plai teh lottree – Ai win ebbri week!
Aww my eye hurts, for this U shall pay, Fluffy
Hey, wat did eye du???
Fluffy is in my box
Poking out my eye
Whuteber did I does to herz?
S’nawt troo! Ai wuz fraymd, ai tell yazz! Fraymd!!!
well I has proof, see the lol above.
BTW I lubs how U luks in dis box, the red color complements your furz.
Ai doan reely luuk laik dat! It wuz wun stoopy cawstoom partee, & nao ebrywun finks ai’m ginger! AI’M NAWT GINGER!!! It wuz a freek aksident! Ai went as a ghost, drank tuu much teyegur milk, tript adn fell in teh lite red paint dat wuz awt bye teh garage & den fell in teh flour containur, witch wuz nawt eben suppozed tu b awn teh kitchun kowntur!!!
is ok fluffy, jus eggsept Ur gingery floofiness
Hgrmf! *sits in kornur, sulking*
don’t be sad, it be ok, here has sum Dr Pepper, but plz to be keeping the pointeh enz
out of my eye.
{{{FluffyB}}}
Fankee. Okai, but ai’m still denying it…
…
Adn eben if ai did it, witch ai’m denying, it wuz onlee coz ai had teyegur milk agin adn fot ur iis wuz purrty adn wannid a klosir luuk, den slipt & grabt awn tu sumfing… but ai’m still denying it.
pointy ends in teh eye, do not want!
Mah orinj kitteh has found a gnu way to wake me up in deh mornin
herz pull mah hares wid her teeth
berry ffective
Thelma has started pricking me wif her pointy ends sometimes…. SIGH… starting this now after 13 years, not sew expected, ackshully!!
is your other kitteh, Louise?
yesh, but I calls her Weezie!
And Gummi is teh noocomer.
Tehy all has their diffrent brands of earlee morning tortures.
so do mine, and dese days demz starts early, this morning Injeh
started pulling mah hares at 3.30 am. Do not want.
skwirrlgrrl, maibeh yur kitteh tinks after 13 yrs he neo haz de tyme tu be weightin fur teh fudz adn iz bein tu oldz tu be waitinz fur teh fuds. Dis fud cud be hiz last fud an he neo wantz tu be mizzin it.
Gud morning to teh bee-u-tee-ful Princess, teh handsum anna talented Maus, teh oh so humorous Gremmie(!), 2K, *pewpewpew* PH, wheres Miss Annipuss, Daffy Duffy, teh exotic Africat, JCH4K, anna awl teh ober wunermus Cheezpeeps eberywahr! Waht a glowius day inna Cheezhood.
Grrrate greetinz, palinsc!!
It IZ a glowrius day! An Cheezhood???
WeCanHasArOwnHood??????? YAY!!!!!
Gud mornink, palinsc and awl teh peeps of Cheez-land! Is indeed a glowius day inna Cheezhood. Is teh sunny and beyootiful in central PA today! Will be hot by laytur, but is nyce nao. Mah huzbing and I went swimming on a whim on Munday erlee evening. Watur wuz beyootiful, like liquid silk on mah orinj furz. We walkt in teh woods and went hoem and sat on owr dek and watched teh evening darkniss gently coem over us. Wuz wun of those momints when my hart sighed and sed – Oh yesh, I am truly, truly happeh!
Gud tiems.
Gud tiems iindeed!! {{{{{{{gremlin}}}}}}
So happy yoo ar sooo happee!!
Yay fur apreceatin teh moment!!!
i hazza happy that you hazza happy! yay!
*tendrilstwirlin happy danz*
dat sounds lubbly, and so romantikal
**sigh**
oh that duz sound sew nice!!
and how is ur huzbing? all recoverred from teh previuss plehs earlier in teh year?
Oh yesh, everything is gud. Teh bad stuffs is behynd us, and awl those meddykal bills is payd. Teh huzbing is feline gud and has nawt bin sik at awl. Iz amazifying.
Ther ar just tymes when yoo look at yor lyfe and yoo say – “I feel I hav mayd sum rite desishuns, and I am in a happeh place. Ther is nuthing moar mah hart wuntz than whut it has rite this minnit. It is awl here. Mah hart is full.”
We has had sum bad tiems in teh past yeers, and we has decyded when we is happeh, we will fully inhabit teh happeh, and acknowledge it. So – happehniss, I acknowledges it!
wise gremlin is wise
*nods*
And of KORSE aym always happeh when aym here! Bekawz sum of mah fayvrit peeplols and kittehs and uther kreechurs is here with meh!
*grabs mah cheezies and duz a liddel dantz* Woot woot!
twirlee twirl hapee tayle inna air lef paw in, lef paw out, tew steps bak anna shake eet awl abowt!
Why, palinsc, that wuz so impressive! I speshully lyked teh happee tayl inna air!
*caper caper prance prance* I duz teh pinkee toepads dantz! Oh caper! Oh prance!
why fank ew Gremmie. ur ebening wif your hubby sounded so wunerful and romantical. {{{{{{Gremmie and Mr. Gremmie}}}}}
yup dat iz vury wize phyloz… philo… wai tu lib life
It tuk mah 32 yrz tu finz mai mate… wuz bery wurth teh wait!
Ohai an gud moarning Pal!
ohai Pal! *waves*
*waves bak wif a beeg happee*
and den Ali said to Foreman ‘get back in yur corner and tak dis wit choo”
Hoaw ehbawt eh nis
Hahwhyun PunchDokta Peppa?*POW!!!!*
POP! Goez teh wheezlol…..uh, ai mean kitteh!
Ahd liek yu to meet mah frend BIFF!
Erly Batman -Ka pow, bak atchya
Dis is wun of my favorite pics ever. Luv me some Dr. Pepper
O…ai cans poste ehgen! Ohai, cheezpeepz!
ohai catena! deed u haz trubble wif gittin ur commints nommed? glad u cahn poast agin!
O shure…itz awl fun an gaims an fantastik priziz til sumwun looziz an ii…
Den itz jus fun.
Deed ebreewun see teh nowncemint frum teh PTB???
‘Attention Cheezfrenz! The squirrels that run our servers are lé tired and have requested a break.
As a result, Cheezburger.com will be offline briefly for scheduled maintenance on Saturday, August 8, 2009 at 10pm PDT.’
teh Cheesehood wil bee owt uv comisshun! wattewdo wattewdooooo???
*throwz power bars tew teh skwirrels*
AAAAAaaaaarrrrgggghhhh x elebenty!!!!! Runaroundincircles showtin Pee inna flanic, pee inna flannic!
Oh noooeeess! *hazahoepful tehy canz getz bak upwifakwikness*
i was so sad when i saw that!! i will throw all teh power barz in teh wurld to saiv cheezhood!!
5 in 6 gets sucker punched. Brilliant. Good laugh. Well commented
i agree….totallyz!! ^W^
…’tha winnah…and still champeen…Tungsten F. Hairball!’…
…’ding’…
im allergicz to teh pryze insidees
Now listen, Mr. Mittens, assault and battery is a crime where I come from…
noe, sorree, u cahnawt soo, iz rite dere in teh eeny weeny teeny tinee print. if u nawt teh winner u gonna git teh punsh. u shud haz reeded teh roolz.
*hands D.R. a sooper hi resolushun mikroskope fer reedin teh fyne print*
iz can reed THAT fyne printz wiff mii eyz closseed!!lolz..it makes me laff, cuz i won onez off dose pryzez before and i sneezed awl ovah it
SUCKER PUNCH!!!
BOOP!
That was brilliant!
Actually, Dr Pepper/Snapple was sucker-punching almost everyone. What 1-in-6 “won” was almost always a “screen-saver” that advertised Dr Pepper. Obviously, some suits needed and need a beat-down.
*snicker*
Me thinks this happene to meez once….
OMG COOL OMG I GOT FIRST COMMENT IN 2010 SWEET