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dis da lion?
Plz tu tighten teh CHRGs wif a kwikness. Dis be teh dangurmaus lol
**runz up to WRr wifakwikness**
SCHMOO!!!
**runz away wifakwikness**
Pulls rhsb’s tail, runs away an hides unner deh bed.
Red, how U iz? when does U start skool?
HAY!
**runz to bed an swatz unnerneef it**
I nawt goin to skool until Janyooaree.
*hanz Red a broomz* ooze dis, eet week reech further unnerz da bed …. runsawaywifakwikness
comes out from unner the bed from the deh odder side, butt wigglol of doom and launches on Red and Elsa_Mama, runs awai wid kwikness and jumps on top of a tall bookcase.
**nocks ovur bookcase an 2_k landz awn floor**
**grabs hur an administurz bunneh-kikk of deth**
MAWM…she is tuching me
Ah, shaddup!
U startid it!
**puts 2_k in kitteh-hedlok**
NUGGIES!
hey you guys!!! stops oar I gunna callz da fyremenz!!!
iffin red an T_K donut stop fitin I gonna callz dem ta hoze em down!! Ifinkso dey stopped …. Darn!
**keeps fitin 2_k**
Nine Elebenty!!!! Sendz da fyremenz — fiercee kittehs iz trin ta KEEL ech udder — hurry hurry — yea rite der — turn onna da hose — YES on super HIGH!!!! SPRAYYYYYYYYYYY……
oh nose — red and 2_k were washed rite awai… *shrugs* Oh well, come on GC, helpz me reward deez bwave fyremenz furr brakin up dat fite ….
Ai can halp wif dat.
**Beeg wet kitteh comes in, nawt luukin happitayle**
E_M! U iz in trubblol now!
**tryes to luuk pitty-ful in frunt of fyremenz**
Otay — Derz free fyremenz — wun furr mii wun furr you and wun furr GC!!! PURRFECT!!
LOL — *coverz mouf an triiz ta luk innoscent* Wut I doo?? I thoughted you an 2_k wuz keelin eech otter… jest triin ta saf yer lifes …. *luks down and twists toe inna da mud* *takes mii fyremen bai da hand and RUNSAWAIWIFAKWIKNWESSWIFHIMZ too da NB* Bai Red — Seez ya LATER …
wet tabbeh kitteh luks berry pitiful
tries to get ridz of waterz from the furz
by shaking it
**mutters**
an I thot Uz wuz mah frenz
sowwy — butt wee wuz talkin about FYREMENZ an dey look like da wunz onna da calandar (*wink wink*) and der werenot enuf furr awl ub us — sew I jest didid what you wood ub donded …
an an an an I reely dididnt no dat da hose wuz quite SEW strong …. *whistolz an walks bak to da NB an my fyreman*
Lykelee storee!
Harrumph!
**Red curlz up in frunt of fyreplayse, to warm hurself an dry hur furz**
*sends fyremen ober two bee sure Red doughtnut catchie on fyre* (I wood hates ta hab her hozed off agin ….)
Iz Okai Red, Ai send teh para medicalols tu halp U. Dem is Fyremans wif teh eggstra trayning in snorgling.
Wow! Didnut kno teh kitteh krazies affeckted teh cheezpeeps.
Yay, foar carosue!
U leedin the foar-way tye.
Want sum adult bevridjis? I has margajareetas.
Duz yu hab yur bloo cup owt?
*hic*
I’m nawt tellin.
*hic*
Hur haz teh lolrus’ bloo bukkit aifinkso
No I nawt!
**stiks tong owt at WRr**
Hay, yu has margajareetas an nawt inbyte me?
Ohai, ph!
How u get teh rubur band offa ur beek?
maybe is Ginger from The Last Battlol? ohnoes, don’t go to da dark side, kitteh! merember in whose imaj you be maed.
U wuddint want jus ennywun findin dem!
Sew kyoot orinj bebbeh!
in Narnia ai iz Aslan…
In baffroom, European.
*hedesk*
Gots tu go git printer lyke diz wun in hopes uf habben a kitteh portal!
yez! Imajin a printer dat spit owt a kitteh every dai or tu. Could end up wif an excess of kittehness. Cud expire in the floof!
espeshoolally iffin you getz wun ub doze kittehz da land onna da tabol durin a thunnerstormz …
Special dispensashun durin a thunnerstomz.
Wut dat meen?? Special distribushunz??? Getz mor kittehz durin thunnerstormz??
Only if itz rainin katz.
Wen it raynez catz n dogz, ifinso.
**goes owt in teh rayne wifahopefulniss**
doughnut furrgit a netz — you dontz wan da goggie ta chaes awai da kittehz!!
Oh an sum cheezeburgerz … hmmmmm…. wut else weel helpz ta catch da rainie kittehz???
Ants .. crunchie wuns
Bowl ub milkz (wif top ta keep owt da rain)
Can un gushifun (opened)
D…
Donots tew beh nomming
Elolfants dat neber furgets
Floof an moar floof
Gushifuds
Happitayl hugs
I…
I screem sammiches to nom
Jar ov anchoviiii paist foar bait
Kitteh-katchin fingy for safe landingz
Lots of lovely leafs inna pile for kittehs to jump in
Mousies, katnip type
N…
Noms, sordid
Oistererz
Priddy kitteh toiz
Quikness!
R…
Readilee abailablol kitteh-catchin netz wif long handlol
Sack of kitteh treets, smellih lyke fishes
Tree-climbin bootz, for retreevin kittehs landin in treez
U…
Umbrelly
Very gud rainycote
Water – kleen ta dwink
XBox — furr teen kittehs
Yellow rubber ducky – ta pla inna da puddols
Zebra – jest cuz I want wun
Yay! Clappity clappity!
Printur lukz priddy muxly liek mai nd ai gawtz no orinj bebbeh init. Maibe ai shud taik it bak cuz iz defektib?
Teh kwalitee uv teh printifier iz amazin! Sew lief leik!
Oh Hai!!! I dinnit nose you wuz homez … Um, didja kleen mae litterboks yet? Smellz? No I no smellz nuffin …
Iz in yer printrrr…poisininin yer thots!
an poopin onna yer papperz!!
Kin you see da maus padz inna da buttum rite corner?? Haz da kitteh fase onit — sew ifinsko dis kitteh been inna da printerz afour …
Akshulee, dat luuks lyk teh same mowse pad I has at werk.
IT Department kitteh says
We gonna need some moar cheezburgers to figure this one out.
(Splort!!)
oh now! DR is down!
*scoops braynes up and rinses wif sparkloly watter*
*plots braynes intew hed and pats hedbones in playce*
*ducky tapes hedbones, add CHRG, add more duckytape*
*leeds DR to recobery lownge*
there, now snuggle under this cheezmap blankie, enjoi a choklit possum
here are some tax forms to help combat the kyoot!
Thank u Gamma
I’s gonna b okay nao
oh Noez!!! I feelz a woozynessez kumming on!!
SSSSSS…….
…..PPPPPp……
……………..LLLLLLLL……
………………………..OOOOO…….
………………………….RRRRRR…….
……………………………TTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Nnnnnnnooooooooo — a SSSsssssllllllllllooooowwwww Mmmmmoo00000oooo
S – P – L – O – R – T !!!! *Hitz fastee forward*
*scoops up braynes wifakwikness and rinses wif sparkloly leemon watter*
*plopzs da braynes bak intew hed and pats hedbones in playce*
*ducky tapes hedbones, add CHRG, add more duckytape*
*leeds cweenmj to recobery lownge*
there, now snuggle under this cheezmap blankie, enjoi a choklit possum
here are some tax forms to help combat the kyoot!
*kwiklee wraps cweenmj in CHRG’s and ducky taype*
*throws blankee over her hed for gud measure*
heer, read mai tax forms, that should help!
mmmffmmppptt grllrrbbkk tooollllggg.
heer, have a choklit possum!
mmmmm. fankeez, gammacat!!!
nom nom nomnom nom nom
Um… I finkso u fergot a few tings…da saline da cheezpeeps blanket… and PUT DA BRAYNES BACK IN DA HED! Also, if fink a hug would be nice. Hugs cweenmj*
I didid dose fings — Upz der
nis sab ub her royal tee ness, dere, Elsa_Mama, an gammacat
Cute kitty is cute! AHHHHHHHHHH! *Splort*
Grantski, think about basedball stats or somfing *runs to get halp*
Ambercat usuallee recommends thinking ov teh taxes. THAT usuallee werks kwite well.
Oh noes!
**rinses branes in wadder**
**replayses branes, den hed bones**
**wraps wif dukky tayp**
**PLOPS awn noo CHRG**
**wraps in Cheezpeep blankee an offurs bevridj of payshunt’s choyse an choklit trufflols**
Plz to be restin an nawt luuk at ennyfing kyoot until u be fully recubberd.
Halp! E-M , Red, we need halp hear!! Grantski splorted!
Kalmz down der PJ — no buddy likez a heesterikal kitteh!!! Deeeeep Bref — cumz own naw — breeve … Innnnnnnnn and oooooooouuuuuuut Der– you feelz beddar? Next tyme you kin fixee da Splort — otay? Iz EZ, jest blok an copify da werds and makee sum changes (bee surez haz rite name) den you kin start ta ooze yer own werds …
Babbeh stepz PJ, babbeh steps …
I tried once. Botched it so badlly. My laawyers say I can say no more on da subjektx.
Lolyerz Shmoyerz!! Dis is CHEESELAND — yoiu no kin git Sued heer … Be Like Mike and Just Do It!!
snerk!
Okfanx! I fink i can I fink i can…*breeves a few more times into da paperbag.
Ohai, pj! Yew can beh yewsin da wun ah rited… no wun haz had N E ill effex.
.
wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures ____ will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on _____*
*carefullee lifts up _____, wrapps ___ inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, _____ here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
.
Juss fill inna name yew need.
Deryago!! Seez — I tolded you it wuz da EZ …
BTW –PJ who wuz eet dat you keeled afore??
I nawt quiet killt some 1 Some 1 else stept in an interveened. I forget the whose… twas a while ago. I stillle habs de nitemares!
Git bak onna dat horsee PJ — Heer I letz you praktise — Oh da Kyoot — I kin nawt stan itz
SPLORT!!!
hrm… um … pj r u der??? I iz gettin weekweekweeker …. halpz me pj…. halps meeeeee
On ok
scoopity scoopity
rinse rinse rinse
branze bak into branial cranium
duckie duck duck tape
warm cheespeeps blankey
Habs some warm chocolit an a cookie
Big warm hug! Plz to nawt look at da coout wivaUT proper protextions.k
Oh c-rap ifinkso PJ has choked … an now I R ded ….
HALP!!!!!!!! HALP!!!!!
Oh!! WOW – that’s feels beddar!! Fankie berry muchee PJ.. Yous didid a GRATE job… You arribe jest in da nick ub tyme — one minute afore I was ded — sew I nawt ded… da wunderz ub LOL tyme… hee hee !!
Elsa-Mama!! Speak 2 me!! *Performs emergency brain surgery…perfectly* der now u b ok inna minnut or to.
E-M, no yur nawt ded!! PJ hab saved yu jus one minute ago!!1! (luk jus above yur komment)
See PJ, E-M bee okay!! Yu did a berybery gud nawt secund complete splort-save!!! Yay!!
clappity-clap-clap-clap!!!1! {{PJ}}
yes yes I iz okay — der wuz jest a leetol tyme warp thingie — you sabed me PJ — you sabed me — you ar da HEERO
Sea, PJP? U jest gots tu jumps in and does it! It bee okae!
Oh, thank you Pj! My brain feels back to normal, if only a little Scramblified
Tanx, guys, I no I’m a liddol brayne scramblified 2. Butt(!) dats juss me.
Narnia? Sawree, aifinked dis wuz down the rabbit hole!
*SNERK* Ai doan fink it iz Aslan!
Ohai! Aslan sez he’ll eecha iffen yu down’t gib kitteh a cheezburger.
MAAAAHHHHHMMMMM! jd sez…sez…sez Ai gonna get eeted!
Did u fink dis kitteh was a carrot?
Why are these people talking like that? Is it like spam or something..or is it just how most of this site talk?
Frenz, I had a trooly “Swoon-wurthee” momint yesturday.
I wented to lunsch at wun of my fabrit playses. I walked akross teh parkin lot behind FWREE Nashunal Gard guies. 2 wuz in teh camo, an wun wuz warin a flite soot.
Teh vue wuz awsum!
Az teh 4 of us approached teh door, dey stopped wif 2 awn my rite an wun awn my left, whiel wun opened teh doar an letted me go in nawt-sekkund!
Oh, an dey tuuk awf dere hats befoar goin in.
**SWOONS**
I lubs men in yooniforms, who has mannurs, AN taykes dere hatz awf befoar goin in2 a fud-playse.
Oh, an onna similolar noat: I has heerd of sum guies gettin fussded at foar holdin teh door foar a womin.
NAWT ME! I be shure to sayin “fankyoo” ebery tiem!
Me too! Why on earth would you b!tch at someone for being polite?
I always thank people for holding the door, whether they be male or female (or somewhere inbetween — I don’t judge 
)… just as I always hold doors if someone is close behind me.
Me too, NS.
Wun ub da fings I lubbed aboit mii MAtt wuz hee wood AWLWAES hold da door fur awl peepz. Dey wood bee sew surprized dat a tenn guy wuz da polite — I wuz da proud!
U shud be prowd, cuz u wuz prolly teh wun teechin him to do dat, rite?
I wish moar mahms wud teech dere kids sum mannurz.
u shuld b teh prowd uf Matt, EM. iz bery gud tew see teh teens hoo are thotful and considerat an polite.mai teen boi iz liek yur Matt, holding doors an such. {{{EM}}}
Nao if sumwun tells meh ai kind do sumfin becuz ai iz a gurl, ai grows a feerce wifakwikness. Ai remember wen ai wuz werkin at a restaurant & wud have to change teh soda “bag-in-a-box” (a large box with a heavy-duty plastic bag inside holding the soda syrup – mixes with the CO2 and water at the machine for fountain-dispensed beverages) — dey iz HEAVY. If wun uv teh menfolk wud ask if ai wud liek halp, ai wud say yes. If dey came up to meh & sed “let me do dat – u kint do it urself,” dat wuz anuvver storee. Ai wud do it mahself iffit put me in teh horse spittal. Hao dare u tell meh ai kint du sumfin ai know kwite well ai kin du?!
Amon to dat …. In collej wenebber da guys was actin awl kool drinkin da whiskey shots an stuffs I wood walk up and takee a dwink outta da bottol and gib it baks ta dem. Suddenly dey nawt fink dey wuz so kool — I no no wai — wuz kool wen dey didid itz, why nawt wen I did???? *snerk*
wen ai wuz luukin tew buy a noo pick-m-up truck in 1988, teh saylsman nawt want tew show mii a truck cuz “wimmens don drive trucks” an he din want tew let mii test drive teh truck ai wanted cuz it wuz teh standard shift, and “wimmens don drive standard”. Oooo – ai wuz teh MAD! ai sai “git teh key fer dat truck, or ai go luuks sumware else!” he got key, den after ai drived teh truck, him apolojized…
dat iz funny… ai drove a dodge ram standard truck wehn ai wuz teenager.. ai used to be deliverin teh farm machinez behinz it an sum farmerz taugt ai wuz funny. Meh bein short wumanz in big truck towin machinez awl by myself but ai didsnt taek offence
mah ex-advisor would take any man holding a door for her as a personal insult. Hur wuz uptite and not berry nice.
Dat’s wen u let teh door slam shut in teh bey-otch’s fayse.
**ebil grin**
Ai hadded sumwun yell at me for holding teh door!
Hur sed U nawt haz tu howld door cuz Ai iz laydee.
Ai telled Hur ai nawt howld door cuz Hur iz laydee, Ai hold door cuz Ai am teh gentlolrat.
ROFL — gud answer!!
U is nawt-secund gentlolrat ai habs ebber mets.
I have to remember that line….
Y? ar you a gentolrat two?
*applol saus, applol saus* Berry gud answer, WRr! Iz the polyt fing tew duz, regardlis ub jender.
wut didz she sai wehn a gurl holded it fur her, didz she getz madd at dem tu?
If nawt den she being teh wun who iz bein teh sexist wun an ai bet she nawt ebun tink uv dat… *shakes hed at teh silly hyoominz*
Ai awlwayz holdin teh door, no madder whoo iz bein behinz meh.
Aslan!
Frenz, I has had a lawng day, so I finkso I’m gonna go to bed soon.
‘Nite my frenz.
dont furrgit too takes dis Fyremans wif you ….
Ai wanna a fyresmans, too! Ai wanna YNG too! *jumps up an down wif floofy paws raysed up hi*
Ennee pearlolmedics lefs?
you haftsa look at da topz ub da fred … Red wuz blasted wif da fyremens hoze (she and 2_K were fitin – nawty kittehs) der mite bee sum left up der
*SIGHS* Ai 2 layte? Nite Nitey rshb! Seep tite! Hai Elsa_Mama! Mai heering ayd playce haz cyoot kittehs at da shelter and she wants meh 2 get cyoot blak kitteh. Gotta see. Gotta see.
I am kitteh….hear me….rawr? *squeak*
*wrrarI AHEM! RWARRRR!
RRRRAAAAWWWRRRR!!!!!
*runsawaywifakwikness 2 hied unner da bed* O, O, mai! Lyons & tiggers & bares, O MAI! *cubbers hed so dat ifn ai doan see u, u kant see meh*
Mew eeew eww..Iza scarry kitteh.
*holdspjperrywifherfloofypaws* Der, der, doan be afrayd. Ai heer 2 protek u! *gibs pj perry sum cukies an hawt choklit*
Fanx, KCT, ifinso iz ok now. Dey waz awl RAAAARR RARR RARRLLL!!!
Doan wurree pjp! *stomps ober an shaykes index finger at ennybuddy hoo scaers pjp* Ai kindasorta brayve…..sumtiems!
Ohai KCT! Conga rats on being able to dribe again! Ai hazza BIG happytayle for yoo!!!!1!
O fank u! {{{{{4point5kittehs}}}}} Ai am so happeetayle 2! *gibs glass uv champayne* Enjoy mai sillibrashun!
U iz de awsom KCT. I hopes u gets da 2 cuoot blak kittehs.
Fank u, pjp! {{{{{pjp}}}}}
Hooray fur teh gud nuws! {{{{{KCT}}}}}
Fank u, Africat! Ai feelz awsum!! Abowt 2 go 2 seep. Ben up a lawng tiem! Hao ar u Africat?
O! Seed dis tooo lait! Yur prolly zzzzzzleepin awlreddy. Sawry! Wii (AC, Tammy, Smokie and Ruby) ar doin fine fanx. Sleep tite!
zzzz O Africat! *luks sleepillee an yawns bigglee* Gladz awl iz well! Huggzzz! Hedbonks & purrs! Nite nitey! ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzz
ai prolly tew lait tew gib mai congaratshulayshuns but ah’ll dew it aneewai! WOOTY WOOT WOOOOOOT! Sew happie fer ur gud nooz! Taht iz awsum!!!
{{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}} Ai so gladz ai nawt gawt into bed yet! U wer awn mai emayo 2 let u knoes!!! {{{{Huggzzz}}}}} Ai iz so happeetayle! So ai be a contibb…cawntr…kitteh dat erns agin!! Schmooooo! Hedbonks & purrs!!! Lubs!
An an an fightin an a splortin an I thot I kilt EM but iz ok now. Ifinkso
ROFL — dis wuz a berry berry skary — you did a gud jobz PJ…. heer iz a fluffy stuffy smilley kitteh furr you to snorgle
Mmmm snorgles zzzzzzzz….
{{{{Elsa_Mama & pjp}}}}} Gud nite, ai gettin tiered nao. *yawns biggly wif awl her sharpee poyntee teef an kwikly cubbers mouf wif big floofy paws* Ai gawt ferapee tomoro. *yawns moar an starts gettin seepy* Had a big, big dai!
awwwwwww thats so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i want that kitteh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis bee noe printur jam – dis bee printur orinj marmalaed!
“You’re gettin’ low on red and yellow.”
i liek That movie, it would be betta if teh movie had a printer insteadz of a wardrobe.
Aslam!!!!!!!!!! I don’t believe it!!!!
wehre yu printinz ur humwurk, oops ai eateded itz
PC LOL error!
lol cute and funny
Ai wundur if deres cheezburgur in Narneea…