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What's the Filling?
an its sparkleeeeee!
GMTA! conga rats awn furrthis frum lasst!
lol, fanks!
wanna split a coke wif me?
duzzit habs teh rhum innit? *hoepful*
Congrats Leeza!
w00T!! W000T!!!!
lukkit deh giant braid!!
Skwirrlgrrl,
gremlin,
jk2kittehz, c
arosue,
annipuss,
tidmum adn
gammacat!!!
Awlrite awl u dansin ratz!!! gittowt heer now!!!
No straggling!!
Leroy! u puttinged on deh rong owtfit!!! Oh, well, itz too late tu changing now, u’ll just has tu dans in ur Swan Lake costuum.
Kong-ga kong-ga KONG GA!!
Kong-ga kong-ga KONG GA!!
Kong-ga kong-ga KONG GA!!
aifink ai juz fwew mai hip owt…!
Yoo bedder gettit bak–todai’z trasch dai!
all yor tinsel ar belong 2 meh!
sparrrrklleeeee!!
is sparkly! Vampires?
I foughted dey wuz da Glittery …? iz da samez as Sparkolly??? I no no — nawt reededda bookz oar scened da moobie. Mii dotter sez da books bee da YEA!! butt da moobie bee da PLEH!!
no i is confuzzuled!
Iz teh Twilight saga, dat tranforms vampires frum ugly rotted horrific fings to shiney happy pretty fings, frum horror to romance. Well, Anne Rice got a good nd more literary start to teh trend, but Meyer makes it fur teh yung teenagers.
Teh Anne Rice vampires wuz teh seksi, aifinkso.
Oh yes, Anne Rice gud at teh sechsy stuffs. Nd dat’s rite in teh middle between horror wif/sechsikal undertones and romantikal yet still sillybate yearnings…
didz yu eber read her ‘The Claiming of Sleep Beauty’ series? noting sillybate abowt dem…
Oh, yesh, I did. A far far cry from teh Meyer stuffs (where teh silllybasy is key.)
Fynderz keeperz – loozers weeperz
You no can has!!!!!!!!!
all shinee crinklee fings are MINE!
mai pressush!
*Lord of the Rings* ref FTW!!!
(Looks like ur presshus is getting pressd from teh couch or hoomans neez)
one tinsel to rulz dem all
Quick! Hide teh shiney frum LCB!!!
ai fot it WUZ LCB!
LCB in littlol tiny grey tabbee kitteh-suit?
Hmmm. Kud be. Ai hazzint seed dem togevver to teh best uv mah knowlij.
Don’t EET it, bebeh! Sparkly poop nawt so grate, akshully.
I’m just gonna taek it out into de light an luk at it!!!
Itz MAH sparklee. U get ur own.
Yesh – u, LCB.
ohai nightshayde! I luv your new abatart!
Isnt she adorabul??!!! This oufit is my fave so far NS.
the pink surfboard is purfect!
Oh, THAT’s whut that is! I thot it wuz budderfly wingz.
*gigglol*
Itz a bery tan Hello Kitty who’s wearing a rainbow-kulured bikini & holdin a pink flowery surfboard. Kwite summery, aifinkso!
Berri seesonul endeed
when ai furst readed dis ai wuz seeinz yur owld abitar…Naow it be makinz munches ov mor sense
Now! I see yur summer suit! Bery pritty.
Fankies, ebbreewun!
But… but… teh tinslol is teh dangerous for teh kittehs. I has to take it for teh kitteh’s own gud!
Oh. Well den. Az lawng az ur
stealingremoving teh sparklees fur teh grayter gud, ai guess we shuddint complainify. *nods*uh huh. shur.
Is teh TROO! I swares! Rly!
Kittehs could choke onnit or it could cause intestinal obstructions or (how ironic) laceratios.
I hadda HYOOGE fite wif a roommate once a long time ago when she wanted to put up tinslol on teh Christmas tree and I said “NO! DO NOT WANT! My kitteh, who u know and lubs, and who is known to nom on just about anything, will eat it and be deaded! Then I will not haves my kitteh anymoar!” She was teh stubborn but when she sawr how truly upset I was about my kitteh being in teh dangers she relented. Phew.
*nod nod* We yoosta put tinsel on teh tree at Momcat’s howse wif owr old (nao awl across-teh-bridj) kittehs, but dey neber paid attenshun to teh tree or enny decorayshuns (tinsel inkloodid). Wen we started wif owr current groop uv kittehs, we changed tactix ‘cuz a fyoo uv dem lieks playin wif teh tree & its contents.
We puts garlands on teh tree nao — still tinsely wunz at teh tawp, but teh kittehs haz neber gon aftur dem. Teh wunz in kitteh reech (cuz nun uv dem climbs, fank CC) looks liek beedz but iz rillee formed plastik uv sum kind.
Ohai LCB! Iz teh hazard from teh tinselz also wif these littlol short bitz? Ai thought teh prollem was wif teh long strings of tinselz for teh Christmas-treez, tanglin up inside teh kitteh tummih. Lotsa commercial kitteh-tois has these little skinnih short tinsel bitz (mostly pretty securelih tied inna bunch, but prolly kitteh can bitem off). Are they a prollem tu???
Annywai, this fing teh LOLkitteh has looks like it may be cellophane (like Easter-basket grass) rather tahn tinselz. But maybe that’s just mai screen taht makes it look so. ??
O hai. I is not a eggspurt, but wif teh kitteh I had then, I stopped buying any toys wif dangly shiny bits just in case. He nommed them all up. I would hope that teh kitteh-toy-making peeps only used materials that was teh safe, but I wouldn’t bet my kitteh’s life onnit.
dis kitteh is gonna become a big feroshus tigger, luk at himz pawz, so big
an soft
**SPLORT**
oh noes! 2-K is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Two_kittehs in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
now – donut luk tu much at those soft skwushi paws….
*sigh* Teh beeg sawft skwushi pawz . . . *looks away wif a kwikniss*
*sigh* skwushi paws and big eyes and liddle pink nose…
*wraps more ducky tape round hed*
*puts MOAR dukee tayp on mah hed, then raps moar arown gamma’s hed*
oh fanks for deh reskoo, Dis kitteh reminds me of mah boss kitteh, when him wuz wee lee littlol kitteh
I saw teh beeg eerzies on this kitteh too – at teh tawp edj of pikshor. Mah Dexter wuz awl beeg pawz and eerz when he coeminged to libb with meh. They ar so kyoot when they ar liddlol!
*also admires that “M” on teh tabbeh’s forehead*
*thinks agin, looks agin, puts an eggstra payr of shayds on 2K and mahself*
Awww…dis kyootie looks a LAWT lyke mai Mitts cept dis guy no has da superflous (aka superfloofy!) tootsies!
Wowzerz! 7 cheezfrenz komment at 9:01 wif qwik
Skwirrlgrrl atta top!!1!
Conga-ratz ‘o’ fleet ob finnerz! Butt(!) seaveer Splort warning iz noaw in effet…oooo watta koot
stripey kitteh!! *rapz extry ducktape onna hat*
Bunny kix ob deth in 3..2..1.
Notiss mah hind foots are up reddy for teh dedly bunny-kik! Donut try to get sparlke-fing from dis wile aminal or yu will be shreddid!!! I has a feerse!
AN KWIT CALLIN ME KYOOT!
Hee, hee. Ok, little snorgly-smoo-pants. Whutever u says.
*pinches kitteh’s cheek*
*receives multiplol lasslerations*
*offers LCB a Hello Kitty band-aid*
Kthxicanhaselebentymoarplz?
u shudna pinched THAT cheek, LCB!
My hand slipped! I sware!
whut odder cheeks has U been pinching?
LCB whose middle nayme is trubble
Ai thunkd her midlol naem was cat…
Cat==Trubble
Oh, and *sings* thatz trubbel with a kapital T that rhymes with C that stanz for Cat! (burglar, that is!)
Teh Myoozik Man ref ftw!
*speeks wiv an echoee voice du tu emptee skull – see splort beelo* A likelee storee! GP’s always komplainin abowt bein pinched awn teh “cheek”!
GP is always complaining about *something*. Ceiling Cat knows, if only that piggeh put as much efforts into his werk as he puts into whining about made-up stuffs, he’d have been promoted by now.
Dats ok pinneh gig – u can hab dis kitteh fur a freind.
ooo fankies!
nao… whut ai shud du wib hims??? hmm… mebbeh ai cud add hims tu mai coleckshun ob bebbeh animlols adn hold hims up wen ai kneads sumfing cyoot ADN shinee… hmm… yesh… ai lieks tihs ideeya… lettuce sea whut happens…
* holds up shinee bebbeh kitteh *
absultively, positutely
leik da beebeh otters
yesh yesh! but but but teh bebbeh otters is getting teh big nao! aifinkso mebbeh dey is growing up…
{{gp}} heer, hav sum guinness.
* slurp slurp slurp * fankies GC!
Can I call you adorable instead? With pretty big eyeses and stuff?
u can haz it jus don’t eatz it!
Butt (!) den da litter tray would be sparkleified! Wud be berry berry pritee!
But teh tinsul iz nawt gud fur teh kittehs tummee.
Welll…will you frow it for meez to chase? I wud lieks dat!
Awl rite, kitteh. U can has da shiney, an Ah can has da U.
Ahfinkso!!
Oh teh wurried luk awn teh liddle faice, an teh huje pawses, an teh purrty sripees, an teh floofy belly an teh …*splort* thud!
*blows a whissel, lowdly!* AfriCat is DOWN! AfriCat is DOWN!!! Halp pleez! STAT!
Fanks fur teh help Grem! Naow ai reely mus goe tu bedzzzzzz
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up AfriCat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankees Annipuss! Ai gots sum naice purrtektive glasses frum teh burfday fairy, ai shud bii awlrite naow. Gots tu goe tu bed naow, hav a gud afternoon, ebening oar nite eberywun! Gud nite.
G’nite AfriCat, sleap tite!
Nite, AfriCat! Sleeps well!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Zannen, Allybally, an KayKitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed fancy cuppiecaeks in all yor favrite flavrs wif fansee frostings taht haz sparkles!!, iskreem, sparkly party punch, pointy shiny party hats wif shiny pompoms on top, an shiny goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, sparkly slinkies taht sparkle wen tehy slink, sparkly shiny mood rings, kandee, an sparkly kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an cool-luking sunglasses to protekt yor eyes frum all teh shiny sparkly fings!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Fankees!
is dey raybanz?
ob corse! egg sackly liek on teh smilie guy!
*puttingz on deh sunny glasses
8)
Duz I luk kewl??
*Putz on sparklee pointy hat*
How bowt now? duz i luk kewl now??
wow, cween, yoo iz teh very deffynishun ob kewl!
O tankz! U not so bad ursef!!
Fankiee, BF! Yay fur cuppiecaeks and iskreem! Bownsy balls and slinkies and mood rings! Partee, partee, partee!
Happytail burfday KayKitteh, an Allybally an Zannen. Party harty, butt (!) nawt too harty!
Ebbrybuddy plz cum and partee wif us!
happie birfdai kaykitteh, allybally and Zannen!
*puts dab o’frosting on KayKitteh’s nose*
Happee birdai KayKitteh, injoi teh grate partee layd on bai Burfday fairy
*drinks to helf of KayKitteh n awl uvva burfdy peeps*
happy burfday kaykitteh! *schmoo*
*slinks a slinkee down teh stayrs, watches teh sparkles* ooh, pritty!
happy happy birfday!!!
*taks a slinkiy tu pay wif laterz, sitz wif Kay an haz sum cuppiecaeks* mmmm diz iz gud fosting!! *nomz*
Fankies, Burfday Fairy! U iz full uv win an awsum!
*runsawfwifabownsysparkleeball*
O noes, u shud uv worned mii bifoar ai opend up teh computerizer adn sore dis liddlol weenee kitteh lukkin so kyoot. Iz too layte ai can’t hold in teh s…p..l..oooooooooooooort.
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
.
Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
.
OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
.
Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
U b awl bedder soon.
Fank yu cween furr sabing me, ai feelz a liddlol bedderer nao.
*sitz wivaquietness sippin martoonie and nibblin on chokklit possum waytin for weekness to pass*
“computerizer” lol
gud wun!
hoo boi. *sigh*
az i’v sed before, my sister an i haz been putted in charj ob organizifying my parints’ 50rd annibersry party. i am teh dezignayted reccever ob teh Arr Ess Vee Peez, an also haz been asked to put togevver a memree buk wif contribyooshuns frum tehms frendz, relatibs, an assoshyutes. so today, 5 days AFTER teh response dedline, i gets a response frum teh wife ob wun ob my dad’s long-time colleegs an gud buddies. teh wife haz alwayz been reely b!tc*y an snobby. 1 persun frum teh cupple iz coming (can’t tell if its teh colleeg or teh wife, hopes it’s teh huzbind). also teh wife wroted sum “memreez” taht reely arent very nise an kind ob insultifying, speshuly to my mom. i wuz offended. ifinkso i will leeving taht owt ob teh memory buk, an just show it to my dad. i feels sorry for my dad, habbing a frend hoo haz a wife liek taht, an for teh frend too.
PFFT to hur!!
PFFT!
that luks liek a smile and I wanted it to look liek a ‘pleh’!
i knows, tehy needs to make teh eyebows poynting down an teh mouf more frowny, or sumfin
like teh “evil” face”
but wifowt teh red eyes an horns an wif a liddle red tongue stikking owt.
Iz ment 2 be sumwun pkin dere tung owt an blowin a razzberree Aifink
yah, but it luks too smiley an happy for sum sitchewayshuns.
tehy shuld habbing “fun” razzberry an “mad” razzberry
*Patz Lunarmommy on deh bak
Dere, dere. sum peepz just haz no class. Dat b tuu bad. I don’t blame u fur leebing deh nasty commintz owt uv deh memree buk. If she sez ennyfing bowt hur stuff bein lefted owt, just telling hur she sendinged it too late.
*handz LM a chokklit martoonee fur cheering upnessez.
ohh, fank yoo cween. (not drinks teh alkyhol in reel life, but on ICHC teh foods and drinkiez are any way we wants tehm!
)
unbeleevable, reely. her finks her iz teh cats meow, but reely iz clooless. wun “memree” wuz a reely racist fing abowt comyoonicating wif a chinese grad student. teh ovver wuz “LM’s Daddeh [names chajned to protecktify it innosent] wunze tolded my huzbind taht if LM’s Daddeh wuz married to ME, him [LM's Daddeh] wuld hab winned teh No Bell Prize. I fink him didn’t win it becawz him just didn’t wurk hard enuff.”
*handz LM a dubblol stuff oreo*
hai cweenmj and lunarmormmy how are u two!
ohai sunnybunny, i’z gud enuff i suppoze, a little tikked off at meen peeples but it helps to see my nise frends heer in cheezland!
who are u tikked off at and i will send assassin chickens after them *give luarmormmy a BIG hug and half of mai cheezburger*
*noms cheezburger* (IRL haz belliake frum eetin too much salsa yestirday wich i shuldnt eeting at all, so not eeting much today, virchewal cheezburger iz just teh fing) see abov, teh wife ob wun ob my daddeh’s co-werkers iz being b!t*hy
so u do the assassin chickens attack?
tehy attax mrs. meen lady married to my daddeh’s co-werker. kthxsitsbaktowatchtheshow
*takes anovver swig ob chonklit martoonie just finking abowt it*
*noms oreo*
{{lunarmommy}}
*sits next to LM wif martoonies and oreos*
but think, you have the purffect excuse for leeving the stuff out cuz she was layte!
ohai gammacat {{gammacat}} i am eggspecting sum niser contribyooshuns taht i *will* put in eben if tehys late. but her duznt need to knowing taht, ha ha.
mebbe he wud hav wun teh No Bell pryze just so he cud get shut uv her!!
sounz lyke sumwun haz delusions uv
adequacygrandeur.oar in hur cayse, delusions uv decency.
lol
her huzbind’s a saynt, ifinkso, for putting up wif it. or mebbee himz just wipped. reely nise guy, too bad himz wife’s liek taht.
oahi LM. Boo hiss bah on teh meanie! hab the cween banish her. taht iz teh so not nice and put you in a akward position. some people just don’t think their day is complete until they try to make someone else as miserable as they are. PLEH on her!
i kant imajin libbing life liek taht. yeah, i will marking “1″ down on teh gest list an just throw owt teh nasty note.
wun time, yeerz ago, dis lady tolded my momma, “yor huzbin luks liek him needs sum noo nekties.” tehn her gibbed my momma a big paper bag wif a bunch ob her huzbins reely old (reely fugly, too) casted-off nekkties. my momma iz so nise an polite taht her taked teh bag, but wen her gotted home wif it, hoo boy wuz she tikked off!
we made fun ob teh tiez, keeped a fyoo for halolween costyooms, an gibbed teh rest to teh thrift store.
dis ladee (hmm not much of a laydee aifinkso)sownz laike a reeellee meen peece ov werk. Ai hoaps iz nawt her comin to teh pardy. Ai’d feel laike nawt lettin her in!
yah, ifinkso i will not show teh note to my daddeh after all. don’t want any bad feelings messing tehms speshul okaysion.
She wuz lukkee ur Mom diddint stranglol hur wif teh nekkties.
ooooh, dake fur sendin da ties too da thrift store! Ai goes too da thrift store too find stuff to make into quilty quilts. Ties are nice and da silky so tehy are good fur little boi baby quilts. yaay
ueerg. tat wuz “danke” or “thankee”
yah, dats wat ai meent
ooh, taht wuld being a gud yoose for tehm!
iz alwayz gud talkin to teh cheezfrends, glad it wuznt just me being over-sensitib finking teh note her writed wuz Very Not Nice. sumtimes ifinkso teh nicest, smartest, wizest, most sensible peeples in teh wurld be heer.
update: just re-reeded a e-mayo frum my daddeh yestirday, an it IZ HUR tahts coming!!!11!!1!!! blarg. i’d be temptifyd to call her an say, “oh, so sorry, we alreddy talkinged to teh caterers a cupple days ago an alreddy ordered evreefing, cant adding any more peeples.” but tahts up to my parints, ifinkso.
(oh, an i wuz rong, iz only 3 days after teh response dedline, but teh invites went owt more tahn a MUNF ago.)
It wud be moar fun to turn hur away at teh door, aifinkso.
“Ai iz sew sry — ur RSVP did nawt maek it on tiem. U duzzint cownt. Fankies fur comin – driev caerfully on ur way hoam.”
Gud ideer nightshayde
*crosses paws and sends thots owt across yoonivurse foar hur to get date rong, oar has sum car trubble, oar gets a beddur invitayshun (she seems lyke teh type whut wud do that kinda thing) — just so long as she duz NAWT show up at ur parints’ partee!!
well, i telld my dad abowt it, an him just iz like
that’s how tehy are 
(gess teh huzbind also haz weerd sense ob hyoomur or sumfin). sez him duznt rebember ever saying teh No Bell Prize fing, but if him did him mented it in teh sense ob “behind every great man is a woman he can’t stand to go home to.” 
him sed go ahed an throw it away. but ifinkso i will show it to my huzbind furst, tell him to get a load ob dis. 
Strypee Bebbeh fowndz
Shynee Prittee Feeng awll bye
hurz selff wiffowtz helpz
Strypee Bebbeh duz
nawtz knoez wut Shynee Feeng iz.
Dat duz nawtz matturrz!
Shynee Prittee Feeng
willz beez addiddz 2 Strypee
Bebbeh’z coallekkshun
Jack.
Cleber behbeh kit!
Yu can shynee to keep butt
Donut eet it, plees!
Strypee Bebbeh! grate pome Jack!
Cololekshun probly end up under teh cold-bocks,
*sigh*
Time to get owt teh yardstik AGIN.
Ai has eh hapi
Ai feelz soe vurree shinee
Kant kepe eet ensyed
Teh wunda awf bebe
Iz ehmayzen tu biihold
Eyez brite az sparkluhz
Schweet ohaikus catena!
Umm..what IS shinee prittee fing? Sparkulmowse?
hmm… gud qwestion.
is a softee foam ball with da sparklee string like stuff sticking thru it. My kittehs had one dat came in with others in a package of toys. My kittehs liked it veree much but I was afraid they would chew da sparlklee yarn stuff and get sick. dats why dey have elebenty million other toys- to make up fur the one ai take away.
Iz Daffee Duk kitteh: Mine mine mine, on akount of I iz greedee!
tahts az good a reezon az any
akk!! eyebleech!! eyebleech!! teh yahoo page had a pikshur ob vladimir putin wif no shurt on!!! blarg i are ded X.x
*panics*
Sumwun – plz to cawl elebenty-nine & get teh fyremens!!!
Ohhhh Fyremenz too dais inna row!!! NINE-ELEBENTY !!!! Sendz da Fyremenz — AWL da fyremenz — wii has a BLARG!!
Yur rite. eye sore it tu nd wisht ai dint.
ifinkso i needs to luking at kyoot fings until my brayns go splort an eraysifies teh badness.
*wonders wut teh “political” purpoise ob those pikshures iz – “vote for me becawz i luks liek gollum wif a tan”?*
Him iz tryin 2 sho wat a fyne figger uv a man him iz (narsissus compleks, moar like)
iznt it straynj how wimminz iz offen so hard on owrselfs for owr luks no matter how byootiful we are, an manz iz so offen “i’m teh hottest fing yoo’ve ever seed” eben wen tehyr, um, not.
Whereas tis very cute (and my kitteh wants!) I would like to point out tinsel is VERY VERY BAD FOR KITTEHS! as known from spending one christmas at the vets with my kitteh :’(
Kitteh roolz = hoomun toddlur roolz, aifinkso!
Ai seez it furst, iz myne.
Ai has it, iz myne.
If iz myne, u no can has. Eber.
If iz brok’d, iz urs.
Crumple crumple. Crumple crumple.
…Can has Crissmus tree earlee plzkthx?
Iittu maiinn too. ♪
sparkly poops laters win!
Mah pweshusssss!
That is the most adorable picture of a cat ever!