The stress of choosing
The stress of choosing which new white chair to nap on first was ALMOST ruining the moment.
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but dder wuz plenty of floof to go around!
lol!
maybe if u just draped urself across boff arms tew start…
But him’s tayol!!! It ar gonded!!!
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i think its just resting behinde his leg lol
I meant…
Did n e 1 ebber habs nitemares about cat’s tail fell off? Wat wood Froyed say
now i am wondering wut froyd wood say. fanks.
Sumtimes, a tayol am just a tayol.
*snerk*
Froyd wood sey wut himz alweys sez… “Unt yer muter, did her feed yew mit dee brest, hmmmmm?”
Froyd finks yu’d remememember dat?
He will need a nap aftur he maeks teh decision.
Desizhuns, desizhuns…
Deeze chares will b gray in abouta weak. Plane white iz so boring.
lyfe is juss a chare ob bowliees…
U sew punnee!!
Erma Bombeck ref?
alzo Frank Zappa, ifinkso
Aifinkso teh kidlet haz teh crayoms in teh chayr awn the rite. kitteh will nap in teh wun awn the left adn nom teh red crayom awn teh wun awn teh rite aifinkso.
An barf up teh red crayon on teh white carpet later. U betcha!
Yesh, som barfies wood look nice on des chares.
Long tiem agoes, Ai wus hatin’ mai grey carpets for awl teh barfes stainz on them. Adn then ai said: Aifinkso, ai gonna get barf colored carpets.
Workz great, akshully.
Ai haz pretty cocoa colored carpets adn yu cannot see teh stainz! WOOT!
Itz teh gnu blak inna in tear eeyor de zyne. *mai barf kolor skeem, let mi sho u it!!*
Ussa hav 2 goggehs hoo alter n8ed havin teh enter itis (makes teh yukkiipuups). Tole teh v-e-t taht Ai needed teh noo car pets, but nawt noes wevver 2 take teh paint chipz or teh stuul sampuls.
Iz beein bwave homanz who be buyinz wite funabuturez aifinkz.
Bwave? Moar liek “foolish,” aifinkso. Eever dat or dey noez teh kitteh is moar important den teh furniture & just duzzint caer.
or they just didnt think it thru…
wii has letha chare befour wii has kittehs. nawt sekkund kitteh neva kared – wuz alwaiz en kouch wif us. teh littul kittehs, wen dey arruvd, quiklee lernd tu uze teh letha chare az shortkut tu stare landen. tryd tu stahp dem frum such fun…yu guess how tinks are dese daiz…
wen wii wuz shawppin fer a noo kouch, mai hubbeh wanted a letha wun. ai sai tew him mite nawt b gud ideya wif kittehs an goggie. noo kouch nawt letha, an nawt wite! an akshooally, hubbeh haz damijed it more than kittehs or goggie…
Mai frend, she haz char liek thees, butt (
she has BC’s and BD and not poyzin kitteh (where I got my game 
) she just has teh white slipcover fur eet.
Dis iz da byudee ub da claicoz. Chare duz nawt nede tu be wite fur dem to dekrate
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This iz soo funni, take owt da spaces ub kourse! BTW, I hopeso this wurks, iz my nawt sekkund tyme.
YAY, Ifinkso it wurks!
dat’s teh uffnyest fing evvar! Ai cudz wotch it agen adn aggen.
Berry beeg Stroms heded into western KY and den into Ten-a-sea wear my frend Liz libs. AI hope dat she nawt to get blowed away!
LOLspeak off… If you are interested in seeing what the weather in any particular part of the states is like here is a live weather map that allows you to get a look at live RADAR in various sections of the country.
h ttp://radar.weather.gov/Conus/northeast_loop.php
It is set for the NE section but you can navigat around with the arrow in the top left of by going to the small squares down towareds the bottom.
These are in real time…
LOLspeak on …
iz berry quiet ouwt her in Oregon tewnight
Sew cool! I lov lookin at radaer n maps n such, butt(!) LIVE is so much bedder.
Taht iz bedder den teh Kanadian raydar… here iz wun ob Nort Amerkaz
w.ww.weatheroffice.gc.ca/satellite/animateweb_e.html?imagetype=satellite&imagename=goes_sigwx_1070_m_………………jpg&nbimages=1&clf=1
taks owt teh period abfter teh furst w (ai hopin dat wurks)
Taht iz nawt wurkin peaze be triin h tt p://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/satellite/index_e.html
Teh wun ai waz pointed tu iz de North and South America wun
Strypee Floof Kitteh
wawntz canz beez inz 2 playssez
boaff atz t3h saym tyme!
Strypee Floof Kitteh
shoodz awptz 4 haow mutch Sun Lyte
wawrmz up witch Wyte Chayr
Strypee Floof Kitteh
habz plentee ubz tyme 2 chooz
wayrz 2 enjoyyz Napz!
Jack.
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Iz gonna be both, always iz.
Dere aint no reszt foar teh wikkid
Munnies nawt grow awn treez
I gots billz to payin
I gots moufs to feed
Dere aint nuffin in dis whirled foar fwee…
iffn ai tawld yoo wonct, ai towld yoo elbenbty thymes
U singin wif me, Kitkay?
gots 2 sing 4 my supper, eye gess…T A N S F A F L!
Ifn I hadda do dat, I’d be alot skinnyur den I am!
Roffles! mi tu!
Ai kneo ai can’t slo down,
Ai can’t howd bak tow yu kneo Ai wish Ai cud,
Oh no, tere ain’t neow rest fur teh wiked,
Until whe cose owr eyes fur gud.
does this look photoshopped to you?
Hay frenz,
Duz ennywun need sum raynez?
Wii has extry. ALOT of extry!
Hey, red, you ok? Yer area looks preddy pleh!y on de news.
Yah, Louisville gottid whupped up awn 2day.
I werk in Frankfort, witch iz moar towerd teh Central part of teh stayt, an wii nawt gettid hit az hard. Wii got lotsa rayne, butt no majur fluddin dat I kno of.
Dere wuz alot of limbz on teh rode, tho. I gess teh wind gottid ruff too. I kno dat I gottid wet whiel standin awn teh bak “portch” of werk, cuz teh rayne wuz blowin in!
Wet butt an bak nawt so grate akshulee.
Yu still able tu walk? Dat iz gud news. How bii yur bak?
I feel lyk I did last week after I gotted outta teh card-e-yo class!
Did u an Chikkin Man see teh emayo I sended y’all tonite? **snikkurs to self**
Ohai Red! Glad U nawt floatind daown teh ohai oh ribbur. Der iz teh fresh bubblols in teh whurrly pool @ teh NB!
Ohai, WRr!
Nope, I nawt flotid away. I’m closer to teh KY ribbur, butt dat nawt nastee fing get me ethur.
Fresh bubblols? Oooh, I’m dere!
yas dem wuz tawking bak tu teh YNG dat iz tu rub ur bak
So manee playses 2 shedz, so littl tyme!
*snerk*
Eenie, Meenie, Meine…..aw shucks….I will go to sleepies here AND dere!!!!
hmm, I have a long haired cat and children (assumed because of the crayons), Wow, I should TOTALLY go buy white chairs.
*sound of donkey hoofs POUNDING around the corner*
LING AND LEE ARE FREE!!!!!
LING AND LEE ARE FREE!!!!!!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA, LING AND LEE ARE FREE!!!!!!
**donkey collapses on teh floor in teers*
I wuzz so skeered…
……….
I r so hhappy!!!!!!!
and wutts dis? dey rode home wiff Bill Clinton? Wutts dat abowt?
*finks abowt makin commint bowt da ryd home wif Bill*
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*desides nawt tew make commint…*
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Ai has a big happi wif yew, Kafleen!
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Is da berry gud tew has peeps hoam an saif. Nao, iffn wii kud get da jurnalolists nawt tew brake da entri laws, and get stoopy kids bax from Iran… wii bii awl set!
Yah…*sigh*
If we cud onlee get teh punishments too fits teh crimes in sum ub deez meen spiruted places….
remember teh Star Trek episode ware the child ( i fink) broke a law and had to die according to teh planet dey wur visiting? Dey had a law dat ANY law u disobeyed wud be punished by death. It wur a eutopia, but any disobedience, intentional or NOT, was punished by death.
much intellectual discussions cud result frum dis situation…………….
*crickets*
**soft lol**
if you’re think of next gen, I remember that episode…
**Yawnz**
Frenz, I’m goin to bed. I has a LAWNG day 2morro! Nawt-sekkund day of sellin.
If I nawt cololapse too badlee, I mite pop in 2morro nite an say, “Ohai”.
Wish me luk awn sellin!
Gud nite/day/wutebber!
Gud lux red
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ez. nap on one, frow up hairball on da udder.