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no, no, NO! Mai mausie wuz



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no, no, NO! Mai mausie wuz grey wif pink eers… Try agin!

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  1. annipuss says:

    Iz unner dere sumware

  2. miniminsmum says:

    Why yoo gettin awl tihs rubbish owt – I waaaant my mausie

  3. jk2kitteh says:

    AI WAWNT MAI MOUSEE! NAOW!

  4. Eve says:

    I have no words for the mess under that appliance.

  5. Kittionado says:

    Sew minny fayled atemps to yews slvurwear…

    • cweenmj says:

      Oh hai, Kittionado!! I don’t bleeving wii haz metted b4. Welkum tu Cheezland!! *extendz floofee paw uv frenship*

      • gremlin says:

        *wispurs to Kittionado* Ayd be kayrful with her if ay wer U. Wun minnit itz awl frendly-floofy-pawz. Teh neggst it’s booga-booga-booga!

        Hmmph!

        *sits down kwietly nearby, keerfully preens fuzz which is slowly nawt so much standing on end; looks disdaneful; looks away*

      • catslave says:

        Ohai Kittionado! AI be extendink teh floofy paw ub frenshup tew! welkum tew cheezland! wii is frendly here!

  6. jk2kitteh says:

    plasstikwaer, kitteh duz NAWT WANT.

  7. Straw = hi-tek mousee retreeval device.

    • Elsa_Mama says:

      Datz why he no find mausy!! He needz a beeger (longerer) stwaw!! I pushed heem AWL DA WAI to wall!!!

    • palinsc says:

      dat wud be teh lawgest straw inna history eber den

    • FluffyB says:

      Nawt, ai’m moar uf a ruler kinda gal. :-)

    • I tink it wud be more funnerer to use a sillee straw!

    • gremlin says:

      We uses teh fly swatter at mah haus. Unner teh frij or unner a door is wher teh floofy mauses alwayz go. They has a homing instinkt, Ifinkso.

      • catena says:

        wii uzez eh yahdstik. effurree soe offen, wii goe awn eh ‘kat toi hunt’. ehlawaiz ufny fur kittehs adn humanz!
        mii Lincoln has eh speshul toi – eh littul toi laddeebug. hii mus has it!!!

        • miniminsmum says:

          Mai kittehs nawt be lyking teh shawp toise too much, tehy lubs teh laive pleytings moar, so wii bee fyndin teh reel-laive ded mauses unda teh frij!

          • gremlin says:

            Reel-laive ded mauses – ew!

            Mah orinj kitteh-boi Grem had sum fayvrit tois. Wun wuz his red plastik frog. He playd with it alla teh tyme. And he wuld klime up teh book shelf and git teh maus in teh wedding dress and bring it down – and dunk it in hiz wadder bowl! Musta bin part raccoon . . .

            • cweenmj says:

              Wait!! wut???? u haz a wedding dress on a shelf wif a maus in it??!?!?!?!?! Did him just dunk deh maus, oar deh wedding dress, tuu???

              • gremlin says:

                Yesh, when I wuz liddel, I luved teh stufft mauses. I fownd a catalog that sold mauses (verreh smawl, abowt 1 to 2 inches tawl) dresst in various owtfits. I has a maus in a weddink dress. A few in uther owtfits too (Krismassy owtfits).

                Teh kitteh sumhau gnu – despite teh disguise – that it wuz a maus in that soot. So he klimed up, kidnappt teh maus, and took heem (her?) and dunkt it in teh wadder bowl! I has no idear why.

            • two_kittehs says:

              mah tabbeh boi Yogi, lubs to eat deh mausie tails and once demz is tailless he loses interest.

              • gremlin says:

                Dexter lykes to eet themz tayls too! His father (in uther wurds, mah huzbing) gitz so distresst by it! He duzzint lyke to giv heem a gnu maus. Just kant watch teh tayl git nommd. He finks it kannawt be gud for heem to eet it. I sez – he has eeted teh tayls orf hunnerts of mauses at this poynt, and hez nawt ded yet! I finks eeting teh tayls mayks Dexter feel lyke a feerce warrior-kitteh.

                • two_kittehs says:

                  Yes that’s it, mah Yogi, has also eaten tails of elebenty meese
                  and that has not hurted him either.
                  BTW I call the mausies with a tail, virgin mice

            • krelm says:

              i yoozed to hab cat that putted all his flufy toys (no plastic) inna water dish, I come out look lyk shiprek wif alla toys floatin… an sum sinkted.

  8. Zutto says:

    This is y we gotz ah stohve thut iz too luws for teh kittehs to bhat stuffz uhners

  9. 3LittlKitties says:

    Substitute pens and pencils, and this is my house! Under the fridge, under the sofa, anywhere little kitteh paws can bat them, I find them.

  10. ScooterP says:

    Mebbe hiz mousee iz hyding behind teh mousee wif de bloo eers. Oar mebbe hiz mousee wuz billding a fort wif awl dat plastiks spoons and stuff!

  11. Jack Deth says:

    Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
    lubz hurz CatNipz Mowssee juss
    a liddill bitz 2 mutch!

    Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
    hadz Phunn wiff CatNipz Mowssee .
    Naow wayrz didz itz goez?

    No canz beez brandz noo
    CatNipz Mowssee, eevurr. Muss
    beez wun wiff Nom mawrkz! :-)

    Jack.

  12. Rattipuss says:

    Clappity!!

    Yes, da kittehs izzn’t nawt lieks da noo mausies. Dey izzzn nassy enuf. :D

  13. Nennepus says:

    They must eet lotsa tayk out in taht howse!!! or have lotsa parties…
    seeing the mount of plastikk kuttlehree…

  14. gremlin says:

    Ya noes, teh thing I lyke best on this pikshor is teh looks of hope and expektayshun on teh kitteh’z fayce and on teh man’z fayce. They ar todally absorbd.

    *ebil thot* Duzzint it just mayk yoo wunna jump up behynd them and sorprize them with a reel lowd – BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!

  15. Jack Deth says:

    Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
    habz Hewmin wut luukz lyke t3h
    Ayss Ubz Caykkz Hewmin!

    Mebbee Duff Goaldmunn
    type Hewmin baykz cayk 2 maykz
    upz 4 lawst Mowssee?

    Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
    amz payshunt. Waytz 4ebbur
    to playz wiff Mowssee! :-)

    Jack.

  16. Duffy says:

    Plastik forks bownse and skittur verrah nisely on a polishd wuud flor, but tehy not wurth meowin over wuns theyr under teh coldbocks. Favrit gray mowsie, now, I will yell abowt.

  17. two_kittehs says:

    Or let me out of the house, and I will bring you a real live mouse.

  18. carotte says:

    nao j’ai rien compris…hahaha♪

  19. bluesfan473 says:

    Den….az soon az teh reskew compleet….

    BAT! *meeooowgitmaitoi!*

    man fishez it owt agin

    BAT!!!! *meeeooooooow!*

    fishez it owt aginagin

    BAT!!!!

    Man collapsifies in eggshaustshun

  20. Duffy says:

    Dis is liek my BlooMax favrit toy, Rattlemowse. He carries it arownd everwhere (onlee dropping it wher I will be shur to step on it in teh nite) but tehn he FLINGS it to chase, an sumtimes flings it up on teh bookkase, or under sumwher he cant reech.
    Tehn he yells. Tehn I get it an toss it to him, an he grabs it an shakes it to brake its nek, an FLINGS it again. I hid it wunst so he’d stop, but he cried.

    • gremlin says:

      Whut sort of shaype is Rattlemowse in? Duzzint he ruinify it? Mah Dexter luvs teh rattly meeses with a feerce, but he kin ruin wun in just a few howrs. If yoo noes sumwun hoo maykings industrial strength mauses, PleezLetMeKnowKThx!

      • miniminsmum says:

        Dis cud be a jawb furr teh trolls aifinkso.

      • Duffy says:

        Dunno whut kine it is, but its not skwishy, it’s hard – liek a plastik shell with rice or sumthin in, an fur glooed on. BlooMax can’t bite it – it’s the onlee toy he hasn’t disembowuld, which is I fink why he lurves it so.

  21. Endrina says:

    That’s so cute!!!!!!!

  22. Skywest199 says:

    i once swepppt out 13 orng n blak kreeepie spidrz from ndr my cooker… and i’m a kln freek!

  23. Israel Forever says:

    I din nos Duff Goldman hads a LoLCat! I Can Haz Cheezburger cak

  24. Bri says:

    Excellent image! My cat does the SAME thing when you dig his mice toys out from under the fridge! XD

  25. MicklPickl says:

    Chef Duff has a kitteh?!

  26. lalalla says:

    that guy looks like the guy from Ace Of Cakes

  27. winykittygirl says:

    LMAO priceless… i bet under my couch looks like that!!!!!

    love the pic and caption.. thanks for the laugh!!

  28. shelli says:

    this lol is my life. :)

  29. Israel Forever says:

    looks like a wrest a raunt..from da bottoms of da binches

  30. sunnybunny says:

    oh hai everybdyz !!!!

  31. ? says:

    thats probably the stupidest lol ive seen in a while

  32. Super Aweswome Magical Powers Girl says:

    ok this is creepy
    when i saw this there was a mouse in my house

  33. Keeley says:

    Wait…..

    Is that DUFF?

  34. Marilyn says:

    Mary Alice, are you reading this right now?

    Confirm or deny, please, is that Duff?

    Well, ya never know!

  35. sandy says:

    you need to find a way to get to a certain page #

  36. megzz says:

    That guy looks like Duff!! =0 Ace of Cakes Duff!!!


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