
no, no, NO! Mai mausie wuz grey wif pink eers… Try agin!
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no, no, NO! Mai mausie wuz grey wif pink eers… Try agin!
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Iz unner dere sumware
*luuks arownd*
wer aer doze CONGA RATS wen u needz ‘em?
enneywai, conga rats to you anni and MMM foar teh ti! Awf tew teh tybootik wif u awl! Aifink dere iz teh noo kewl fans wif pikshures uv kittehs awn dem, oar teh sillekshin uv snoegloebs iz alwais nyce!
A fan wud be yooseful 2dai – it’s berry warm an hoomid.
O fank you jk2k, ai wud lub a fan, is berri hawt hear wif no air adn ai is cukking!
It has to be a specifikal mouse. Not just any old one will do for Fancycat
Could it be possible for a Matt picture to be available in there?
Why yoo gettin awl tihs rubbish owt – I waaaant my mausie
Dis luks lyke Duff frum Ace of Caeks!
i wuz gunna say dat!
AI WAWNT MAI MOUSEE! NAOW!
GMTA!
eggzaklee!
I have no words for the mess under that appliance.
LOL — den you nawt hab a kitteh oar a goggie!! Dey lub ta steel stuffz adn den to stuffz it unner otter stuffz … sumtymes unner odder stuffz…
Kittehs (an goggies) the best stuffz ub life.
Dis be sooooooo troo E_M
but dis is jus one weeks worth of toys.
wehn dey furget to clean under the fridge,
after 2 week week weeks it just stop running! =0
Um, sorry, I have six cats, E_M. I know exactly how they behave and what they do. But who lets that many plastic forks collect under an appliance? I think the picture is staged, frankly, because they’d be pulling out a lot of dust as well if that much stuff was under there.
KAYKE… (an gin) inna break ruum!
i can has caek!
i has teh frosch coffee and creems
Wel, Ai fink taht hoomin has jus dropt teh drawer full uv plassik forks an straws (kitteh probly helpd) an is fishing for lost spuuns.
Ifinkso unner myne fridge luks similar tu dis, ownli wif milk rings.
i finkso we shoed complain to da Lactaid Mlik peeps. They no has rings fro da kitteh’s to play wif.
Yu maibeh nawt habingz furrets eeder yes aifinkso
Teh maus wuz having a piknik and invyted a fyew frenz . . .
Yoo has herd of teh teddy bayrz’ piknik, purrhaps. Is just lyke that. Only with mauses, of korse!
If yoo go unner teh frij today,
Yor shur of a beeg sorprize.
If yoo go unner teh frij today,
Yoo’d beddur go in disguize . . .
furr ebbery maus taht ebber tehre woz
iz gaverd tehre fur sertin becos
todaiz teh dai teh mausicles hab theyr piknik.
dummdidumm
Oh teh nawstalgya!
ohwow!! good earwurm… taht wuz favorite wen iz lil bitteh, ttaht and ‘teddy bears on parade’
Sew minny fayled atemps to yews slvurwear…
Oh hai, Kittionado!! I don’t bleeving wii haz metted b4. Welkum tu Cheezland!! *extendz floofee paw uv frenship*
*wispurs to Kittionado* Ayd be kayrful with her if ay wer U. Wun minnit itz awl frendly-floofy-pawz. Teh neggst it’s booga-booga-booga!
Hmmph!
*sits down kwietly nearby, keerfully preens fuzz which is slowly nawt so much standing on end; looks disdaneful; looks away*
oh grem… heer – have a chocklit martoonie and sum doblol doblol chocklit caek – helps the recubbery from booga-booga-booga-eggspeariencis!
Why, fangs, Nennepus. Thatz orfully kynd of yoo.
*sips that martoonie with a happehniss; noms teh cayk feercely*
Ohai Kittionado! AI be extendink teh floofy paw ub frenshup tew! welkum tew cheezland! wii is frendly here!
plasstikwaer, kitteh duz NAWT WANT.
taht’s wai kitteh nokked it unner teh frij inna furst playce
Straw = hi-tek mousee retreeval device.
Datz why he no find mausy!! He needz a beeger (longerer) stwaw!! I pushed heem AWL DA WAI to wall!!!
Wyre cote hangurz straitend owt aer teh best fing, Aifink!
yard stikks aer gud tu!
Ai go fur teh lawng-handulled dusteh – Amber knose taht meens she be gettin her tois bak, taht she chaysed unner to so fars. She sez tehre’s a mausie tehre rite nao, butt(!) Ai’ve nawt gorn lukkin!
wheneber mai kittehs knock a toi unner anything, they don’t eben tri to get it back. They just luk at me like “well, hop to it. that toi isn’t going to retreeve itself!”
Ai wif yu, ScooterP, yawdstikz bee deh bestest cuz dey nawt gib deh hunterz shockyz! Sry 2 sae ai speechify fom experience heer!!!1! O.o
We haz a dry cleeners wire hanger straitend owt, but teh hook part iz still dere. Itz a hook wif a bery bery lawng handlol, an teh last part uv teh handlol iz cuvverd wif cardboard. Werks grayte! Ai shud probably chek unner teh stoev wen ai gets hoam. Momcat mopped teh floor yesterday, so ai kin recline on teh floor & nawt get dirty.
NS, dat bee purfek! Mind iffna ai borry yer idea?
dat wud be teh lawgest straw inna history eber den
Nawt, ai’m moar uf a ruler kinda gal.
I tink it wud be more funnerer to use a sillee straw!
We uses teh fly swatter at mah haus. Unner teh frij or unner a door is wher teh floofy mauses alwayz go. They has a homing instinkt, Ifinkso.
wii uzez eh yahdstik. effurree soe offen, wii goe awn eh ‘kat toi hunt’. ehlawaiz ufny fur kittehs adn humanz!
mii Lincoln has eh speshul toi – eh littul toi laddeebug. hii mus has it!!!
Mai kittehs nawt be lyking teh shawp toise too much, tehy lubs teh laive pleytings moar, so wii bee fyndin teh reel-laive ded mauses unda teh frij!
Reel-laive ded mauses – ew!
Mah orinj kitteh-boi Grem had sum fayvrit tois. Wun wuz his red plastik frog. He playd with it alla teh tyme. And he wuld klime up teh book shelf and git teh maus in teh wedding dress and bring it down – and dunk it in hiz wadder bowl! Musta bin part raccoon . . .
Wait!! wut???? u haz a wedding dress on a shelf wif a maus in it??!?!?!?!?! Did him just dunk deh maus, oar deh wedding dress, tuu???
Yesh, when I wuz liddel, I luved teh stufft mauses. I fownd a catalog that sold mauses (verreh smawl, abowt 1 to 2 inches tawl) dresst in various owtfits. I has a maus in a weddink dress. A few in uther owtfits too (Krismassy owtfits).
Teh kitteh sumhau gnu – despite teh disguise – that it wuz a maus in that soot. So he klimed up, kidnappt teh maus, and took heem (her?) and dunkt it in teh wadder bowl! I has no idear why.
Kitteh vershun uv Bridal Shower???
snerk!
mai orinj boi lubs plastic. I have a contact lens case wrapped in plastic. He will jump onto the desk, nab the case in his mouth, and jump down again.
Dat makez much moar sense now…. I wuz envishuning a human sized wedding dress wif a mouz attached along wif deh beedz and flowerz…..
ritual baff before sacrifising and eating himz?
mii Joe putz hims toiz en teh watah bowl, tu. hii awlso liks tu skoop teh watah wif hims paws. adn lick teh showa dore….adn plai en teh wet baftub adn leaf wet pawprintz awl ovah
Mi Pillage luvs to put hims milk top thingies (most favoritists toys evah!) in his food bowl and eats around dem. One time I be finding THREE in there. The rest are all unner the fridg lol
tahts funny!
pillage iz a gud name for a kitteh, ifinkso
mah tabbeh boi Yogi, lubs to eat deh mausie tails and once demz is tailless he loses interest.
Dexter lykes to eet themz tayls too! His father (in uther wurds, mah huzbing) gitz so distresst by it! He duzzint lyke to giv heem a gnu maus. Just kant watch teh tayl git nommd. He finks it kannawt be gud for heem to eet it. I sez – he has eeted teh tayls orf hunnerts of mauses at this poynt, and hez nawt ded yet! I finks eeting teh tayls mayks Dexter feel lyke a feerce warrior-kitteh.
Yes that’s it, mah Yogi, has also eaten tails of elebenty meese
and that has not hurted him either.
BTW I call the mausies with a tail, virgin mice
i yoozed to hab cat that putted all his flufy toys (no plastic) inna water dish, I come out look lyk shiprek wif alla toys floatin… an sum sinkted.
Kvn goes “twistee huntin” at nite and puts his victims in his fud bowl.
Yogeh does dat 2, puts catnip mausies in himz fud bowl
If dey puts ‘nip in teh wattur bowl, den tehy can has catnip tee an drinkin it maeks tehm stoned. Is funnee to watsch.
I finded veri large twistee in da bed wif mii dis mornik.
Wuz a gift frum Lucy kat.
This is y we gotz ah stohve thut iz too luws for teh kittehs to bhat stuffz uhners
if fings are flat on teh flor, teh toyz wont get losted an teh dust bunnies will habbing no place to breed!
Substitute pens and pencils, and this is my house! Under the fridge, under the sofa, anywhere little kitteh paws can bat them, I find them.
In mah howse, ewe will find teh rings dat r arownd teh tops of milk jugs. Ebberywere!!1!
Water bottle rings are #1 at my house…under the couch.
mah kittehz once had hidden my steel watch unner deh sofa,
oooh shiney
Mebbe hiz mousee iz hyding behind teh mousee wif de bloo eers. Oar mebbe hiz mousee wuz billding a fort wif awl dat plastiks spoons and stuff!
Cud bee any of tohse, ai’d go fur teh fort eyedear purrsonallee.
Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
lubz hurz CatNipz Mowssee juss
a liddill bitz 2 mutch!
Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
hadz Phunn wiff CatNipz Mowssee .
Naow wayrz didz itz goez?
No canz beez brandz noo
CatNipz Mowssee, eevurr. Muss
beez wun wiff Nom mawrkz!
Jack.
Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh – *gigglol*
Bery good, Jack!
“Cow-type Tukkz kitteh” iz a noo wun 4 mee! lol!
Tihs kitteh iz paaing kloas attenshun 2 prosess, ai finkso.
Hugz n cheezluv,
nom mawrkz an noe tayl lefft an nawt mennee uv teh eers lefft an…
sum of teh stuffin fallin owt…
two pomes! wundermaus! FangQ Jack!
Clappity!!
Yes, da kittehs izzn’t nawt lieks da noo mausies. Dey izzzn nassy enuf.
They must eet lotsa tayk out in taht howse!!! or have lotsa parties…
seeing the mount of plastikk kuttlehree…
or mebbe tehy juss isn’t aloud sharp fings!
Ya noes, teh thing I lyke best on this pikshor is teh looks of hope and expektayshun on teh kitteh’z fayce and on teh man’z fayce. They ar todally absorbd.
*ebil thot* Duzzint it just mayk yoo wunna jump up behynd them and sorprize them with a reel lowd – BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!
Oooh!
wut an ebil faut, Gremlin! he he he!
yesh – reelee ebil – we likes
*whyle Gremlin b awl absorbed in watching deh catnip resQ
*adn plotting surprizez fur deh kat adn deh man
*mj sneekingz up bhinder uv Gremlin and dehn
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!
O noes, nao wii hab mausie adn kitteh ADN gremlin awl unnda teh freej from teh fritendness. Wot to do nao?
*runz away wif a kwiknessez oar tuu.
AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
*leeps strayt into ayr with fuzz standing up and poyntee enz owt*
stuk to seeling lyk Sylvester…
*unstiks self frum ceiling, drops, unharmd, onto carpit; begins grooming self*
Um – oh, yesh, I ment to do that!
oh, witout kwestshun.
*Kumz running bak frew wif three kwikknessez.
*runz rite ober krelm
*Powncez on Gremlin in mid groom
OH Hai!!
krelm getsup, *all flat, blows ayr into fumb an POPS bak to normal *(?) nad stummbles of to open bar for nurishment…
Likkwid nurishment kneaded here aifinkso!
gin is a vej i believe, all erbs an sutchlyk.
o furr shurr, erbs be nachural adn berri gud furr teh midissinal porpoises. Shud be tyking mennee, mennee erbal rehmiddys
Don’t furr-get teh tonix furr teh anti-malaria!
i thot it b a froot. Izn’t it maded frum berriez??
*runz tu googlol.*
joonipper berriez – still nachural
Ahem. Regardliss uf whut yoo findz on teh Internetz, we has votid and decyded gin is a veg.
*snorts* Yoo noes, yoo kin fynd awl kynds of lies on teh internetz! So don’t beleev awl yoo reedings!
*thinks twice, looks back at posts on this page, realizes we are on teh Internets, mayking it, nao, even as we speek; suddinly feels anxious and confuzzled*
kwik!! more gin, I mean vegtiboll tonic for gremlin!!
Anywaiz after teh nawt sekund free oar fore hoo cairs wot iz mayd ov?
*lukz arownd*
Wut?? wii iz on teh Innertuubz???
I thot i wuz in mai libbing ruum…
*feelz ankshus
*grabz gremlinz paw and dhey bof luk rownd wif a skeered*
troo, could be grampaws hair tonic, *Vitalis n tonic*
ewe! maybee not…
vejibulls for teh Queen!
*holds onto teh cween’s paw* Um, we is wher we is and we is heer . . . awl at teh sayme tyme! Is a majikal fing, Ifinks. But sumtiems when yoo stawps and thinks abowt it, well, it messes wit teh brayn.
*begins to sing* We ar teh whirld. We ar teh Internetz . . .
*Joynez deh singing
Wii r deh wunz hoo makez deh briter day
So letz start LOLing
Yup, gin is flavored wif “juniper berries”. Nawt tu long ago ai hab an entire hedge ob overgrown juniper cut down…adn deh odor waz so strong itz maed mae eyez water wen haulin’ way deh wood.
Lubly smell, gin bee mae fav ‘dult beverage!
Of course they’ve brought forth juniper berries! They’re juniper bushes! What do you expect?!
Ohai, Miniminsmum! Hab ai meated yu afore? *extendz flooffy paw ob frenship*
Sad 2 sae, tho mae bushz nebber hab berriez & twaz beeg surprize to mii wen itz wood waz so asstringent! Hybridz bee dat wae. Mae juniperz waz jus 4 hedge wif no flower nor berries.
Ohai OtherMother, pleezed to meat u
*taykes OM’s flooffy pause in her flooffy pause n skweezes gentully*
Ummmmm, tihs was not rood komment abaout ur juniper bushes, it was “Life of Brian” referensse
Oooh, duh!! Mae lack ob wachin’ “Life ob Brian” letz mii show yu!!! =^!^=
my muvver-in-law gibbed me jooniper-sented shower gel an loshun wunse for a burfday gift. furst time i tryed it owt, my legses turned all red an puffy an itchy. jooniper-sented baff set, not so win an awsum.
{{Lunarmommy}} Sew dew yur legz reactz dis saem wae winna yu drinkz gin?
Grooms, mauses in weddink dresses, am I sensing a trend heer?
Krelm – gin must be a veg, smellz lyke liddel pyne trees. I joyns yoo, K? Mayk mine . . . Bombay sapphire plz.
Oooo, teh bery best gremlin, now our diets will be nootrishynoolee kompleet! Our doctors will be so proud of us!!!
Gud ideer, ai bringz teh tawnic adn teh kokakoala to putt in teh veggie gin
Cheerz peeps!
*reechez up, removez ‘r’, skwishez uzzer ledderz tugezzer
*now it sez
‘Cheezpeepz’
Dere, datz bedder!!
*tayks bits ov bofe posts, puts tehm tugezze to mayk*
Cheerzpeepzcheez
oar
Cheezcheerzpeepz
oar ebbun
Peerzcheepspeeez*
O noes, fink ai hadz two manee glarses ov teh veggie-gin
Mini, plz to it sum crakkers to get braynes back to
normlol.
Yum. Gin — vegeeetttblol gin. Ai brinks da litlol crakkers n
some cheez bits n mebbe som chips (US styl). ennyfing els?
y’all heps yousefs.
Who needs V-8?
*smack* ‘I kooda hadda gin’
Ohai BamaCat fankz furr teh noms
*nomnomnomnomnomz on teh crakkers n cheez bits n chips*
tihs shud soke up teh exess gin
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{{{{{{BamaCat}}}}}}
U sayved mai braynes!
you from Bamalama, BamaCat? hoep yr not hasing da prollems i herd bout in da b’ham ayreeya. (i grew up in moe beal, in the *good* part of da state
“
We not needs V-8.
*smack* ‘I kooda hadda gin’
tanx wurd pest for the dubble post!!!
O, taht’z a releef, iz wurd pest’s folt, ai thort ai woz seein dubble coz ov awl taht gin aiz been drinkin.
Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
habz Hewmin wut luukz lyke t3h
Ayss Ubz Caykkz Hewmin!
Mebbee Duff Goaldmunn
type Hewmin baykz cayk 2 maykz
upz 4 lawst Mowssee?
Cow Type Tukkz Kitteh
amz payshunt. Waytz 4ebbur
to playz wiff Mowssee!
Jack.
*floofy applaws*
yes, I thot that luked lyke Duff!
Plastik forks bownse and skittur verrah nisely on a polishd wuud flor, but tehy not wurth meowin over wuns theyr under teh coldbocks. Favrit gray mowsie, now, I will yell abowt.
Or let me out of the house, and I will bring you a real live mouse.
nao j’ai rien compris…hahaha♪
Den….az soon az teh reskew compleet….
BAT! *meeooowgitmaitoi!*
man fishez it owt agin
BAT!!!! *meeeooooooow!*
fishez it owt aginagin
BAT!!!!
Man collapsifies in eggshaustshun
Dis is liek my BlooMax favrit toy, Rattlemowse. He carries it arownd everwhere (onlee dropping it wher I will be shur to step on it in teh nite) but tehn he FLINGS it to chase, an sumtimes flings it up on teh bookkase, or under sumwher he cant reech.
Tehn he yells. Tehn I get it an toss it to him, an he grabs it an shakes it to brake its nek, an FLINGS it again. I hid it wunst so he’d stop, but he cried.
Whut sort of shaype is Rattlemowse in? Duzzint he ruinify it? Mah Dexter luvs teh rattly meeses with a feerce, but he kin ruin wun in just a few howrs. If yoo noes sumwun hoo maykings industrial strength mauses, PleezLetMeKnowKThx!
Dis cud be a jawb furr teh trolls aifinkso.
Dunno whut kine it is, but its not skwishy, it’s hard – liek a plastik shell with rice or sumthin in, an fur glooed on. BlooMax can’t bite it – it’s the onlee toy he hasn’t disembowuld, which is I fink why he lurves it so.
That’s so cute!!!!!!!
this is really a hilarious picture!
i once swepppt out 13 orng n blak kreeepie spidrz from ndr my cooker… and i’m a kln freek!
I din nos Duff Goldman hads a LoLCat! I Can Haz Cheezburger cak
Excellent image! My cat does the SAME thing when you dig his mice toys out from under the fridge! XD
Chef Duff has a kitteh?!
All da Bestes Bakereeys has LOL Cats
that guy looks like the guy from Ace Of Cakes
Thank Celing cat sombody elsez seez the “Duff” rezemblence
LMAO priceless… i bet under my couch looks like that!!!!!
love the pic and caption.. thanks for the laugh!!
this lol is my life.
looks like a wrest a raunt..from da bottoms of da binches
oh hai everybdyz !!!!
Ohai sunnybunny!
ohai how are u
Jus fine, fanks. Its mai weekend frum tomorrow, soe aim happy.
im fine, i trying to rise for baby chicks that one of my hens hatch out but there is only four when there was 15!
thats probably the stupidest lol ive seen in a while
ok this is creepy
when i saw this there was a mouse in my house
Wait…..
Is that DUFF?
Mary Alice, are you reading this right now?
Confirm or deny, please, is that Duff?
Well, ya never know!
you need to find a way to get to a certain page #
That guy looks like Duff!! =0 Ace of Cakes Duff!!!