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i’m meeeeeeeellllllllllting
monorail kitteh makes pit stop
oopsie. meant to put dish at teh bottum az separate comet. *sigh* blaem it on da heat.
Congrats SP!
why, fang you, annipuss. how you r, todae?
Ai aer well thx, Haow aer u?
fare to meddlin, but i duzn’t like teh hotnhumids. stayin insied az much ax paw sibuls.
We haz warm an hoomid, but Ai gess it iz nawt az hat az u haz it.
well, some like it hot. others, not so much, actually
sweetpea, I lubbings this movie! It has menneh verreh thot-provoking and progressive themes, oh yesh. In addishun to teh luvlee and talented Marilyn Monroe, of korse.
Oopsie, being moderated. I finks I noes why.
Quote from teh movie, from a male karakter, abowt MM:
Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It’s like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it’s a whole different s*x! (put an e in for teh *)
lol, that crakks me up wenebber i see it
That mite be one ub mai favoritest endings ub enee mooviee.
Well tuff!
hrmph. some cattitude you got dere.
Mai in yoor wai?
*putz finnerz tu deh teefz and whist lolz
FWEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ok, u dansing ratz, git on ober here.
Line up!! NO! No!!! Estelle! not dat way, turn arownd!!!
Kum on peeplolz, wii duzn’t haz awl day!!
Luk alibe owt dere!
*Qz mew sik.
And now ladeez and gennulmenz, deh Conga Ratz b dansing fur
Sweetpea, annipuss and miniminsmum!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Wooot!! lukkat dem liddlol dansing feetz!!
Dans, liddlol Konga rats, dans!!!!
Oooopz!! I furgottid palinSC!!
ratz, duz an On Kore!!
Dont lukking at mii like dat!! git ur liddlol ratty feetz moving!!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
yippee. pleez to furget mai comment below! fank ew sew mush!!!! ai feel extry special now.
Deh ratz wuz happy tu dansing fur u.
*pokez ratz*
*sotto voise: smile, dammit!!
*Ratz put on dhere happy faisiz
Oh!! Hao cyoot they ar. Tehy do, ai must admit, luk just a bit diffrent tnahn ai had thot – buttt. . . .
but ai did heer yur sotto voce!!! Ai think yoo skeered them!!!
Tehse liddlol Conga Ratz r soo kyoot, adn so prefeshunalol, lukkit dose pointee tows, lukkit dose grayceful arhms, luk hao tehy twirlee twirl, n leep, n pirrooette.
*clappity clap furr teh ratz*
*Whispers* An palisc!
fank ew Miss Anni! ew ar a lub
appity happity konGA!!!Dans dans dans!
butt, mai fur heps ew to dry faster and floofier
But ai iz teh comfee — yooz anuvver towlol.
Awl yur towls ar belong tu mee!
win!
speshulee teh hunnert-dollur wuns!
Genetic muutation kitteh, haz 2 nosies?
Nooooooooe, datz teh uvver aie sillee!
It lukks liek a boo boo 2 me.
Oar on sekund thorts, meybee nawt!
teehee – dat brown spot by da nosie duz luk lyke anudder nosie!
Is surrup, left over from brekfist pancapes.
Butt (!) iz keepin ur towils warm fer ew!!!
Ohai cheezpeeps!
Hope ew all iz havin a happytayle dans kind of dai tooooo!!!
Jes wantid to say “ohai” to eberybuddy becuz I iz havin a happytayle dans kind of dai
*happytayle dans dans dans*
Anybuddys wants some martoonies?? I has lots ob dem in a wyde varieh-Tee ub colors, awl wif umbrellas(wdoi)! Iz gonna hab a perpl one wif a yelloh umbrella(wdoi) cuz perpl is mah faverit!
Ohai Mitts, datz teh berry gud nooz. Fanx furr teh martoonies, adn thnx furr shayring yur happee wiv us.
{{{{Mitts}}}}
Dat was a lubly dans! Thx fur Sharon!
*sips N/A martoonie (abailable in Cheezland, becuz ai is gibing blud todai in Matt’s honor*
FangQ Mitts! whut kind of martoonie goes wif a balonee sammich?
Ohai Mitts! Glad tu heer ewe are habbing a happytayle kind ub day! Ai’ll hab a blue martoonie wif a cerise umberella (w/doi) if ewe plz…
Ofanx, Mitts! I’ll halve un appolmartooonie! Slurp; hic.
i’ll taking a chokklit martoonee, fankeez. goez well wif deh PBJ i b eeting fur lunch.
ur Majesty? Ai wuz here at teh 9:01 also. how cum ai no gets the conga rats. **pouts anna lets a few tears fawl** **haz a beeg sad**
*Handz palinsc a shamwow.
sry bowt dat.
I haz Konga ratz fayl.
But U did gitting a enkore ub yur verry own!!
Mmmm…. Lemontini plz – wif purplol unbrella!
Hmmm, a regular gin martooni wif deh Queen gren olivez, pls. Yummm, sew gud wif mae pasta salit.
Thxye Mitts!!
Wun gitz teh feline that this lol is a follow-up to teh wun erlier in teh day today, of tryin to drag teh kitteh owt of bed.
Step wun: Git teh kitteh owt of bed.
Step too: Git teh kitteh in teh showr.
Fail, on both kowntz! So we cancels Wednisday. We tries agin tomorry, kthx!
Tomorry – Git teh kitteh dresst
difinit fayle nawt werth ebben tryin!
On teh uther hand, “git teh kitteh to brikfast” probly not too hard!
butt butt, himz awlreddy had teh pancapes wif teh surrup on. Hao mennee brikfists he eets?
He’s a kitteh. Enny furthur queschuns?
Elebenty!
In best worried Merry/Pippin voyce: I don’t think he’s heard of sekkond breffast!
Um, hao abowt elevensies?
LOTR!!! FTW!
*Ahem*
Ai has a LOTR claymtofaym – in mai preevyus lyf as a InglishandDrarmar teecher; Ai tort Merry Drarmar wen hims wus fifteen – Ai donut fink him has groed sinse tehn, butt(!) Ai donut kno if he had teh hayree feets!
WOW! Ai has a impressed! Ai is addictikated tu teh LOTR. Mai English teecher in ohai school tuk owr class tu see teh origimul mobie (teh animated wun) in 1979 (!). Teh nex day ai bawt teh Return of teh King at teh booksawp an hav bin reeding it sinse. Jus started teh nawt sekkund buk agin yisturdai. Ownlee gawt as far as teh Party so far.
Ther is lots of LOTR lubbers here in cheezland. I has nawt red teh books in yeerz, but I has them at home. I wonders if I wuld think diffrently of teh karakters when reeding teh buk, nao that I has seen teh recent movie vershuns. (Oh yesh, I lubs teh movies – I watches teh hole set at leest 2 or 3 tymes a yeer.)
A gud buk will pull yoo in every tyme. I am currently re-reading Isak Dinesen’s Out of Africa. Teh verreh furst line pulls me in. I kin hear Meryl Streep’s voyce speeking it.
“I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong Hills.”
Is lyke poetry to me. There is anuther line I kant remember zackly, but is sumthing like this. It speeks to impermanence, to her sorrow at leaving beautiful Afrika behynd:
“Someday, will the sky wear the color of a dress that I had on? And will the eagles of the Ngong Hills look out for me?” (apollygeez, it is not zact)
Iz not a perfekt storeh, of korse. As I re-reads it, I sees sum racism in it that I did nawt mebbe notiss before. But it has sum lublee wurd-pikshors. I has nawt bin to Afrika, but it sownds beyootiful.
Yus, she is beyootiful. If yu saw teh final episode ov Battlestar Galactica, it dus still luk laik dat somwear. Ob corse aim biased, tu mii Afika is Home. Teh sunrise ober teh bushveld, is laik nowear else awn erf. *sigh*
Ai started it – an tehn ai went traveling an havn’t fiinished. But it iz a wonderful buk. An the first lion is troolee enchanting.
Purrhaps, AfriCat, sometaim wehn yoo ar hoam – an hav sum taim – which mite nawt be laiklee, az prollee yoo hav tuns ov frens an relatives to see there. But – SHUD yoo hav sum taim sumtaim
, purrhaps sum ov us cud com an yoo cud show uz som ov yur Africa.
Dere is nuffin ai wud luv moar! Afrikan Cheezmeet!!! Woot! Nao dat wud bii awsum!
Yay
cownt mii inn!
Yu ar berry welkom miniminsmum!
Wow! Yoo is teh faymuss, Ambercat!
*hazza prowd for Ambercat*
lol, i alwayz fink ob taht line wif kumo, him eets himz gushifud brekfist, tehn wants more. iz sekkund brekfast!
Ai is a big fan ob sekkund brekfust. Corse, taht meens Ai has to get oop in tym fur furst brekfust….!
AI’ll just hold on heer an look at teh ceilin’
Itz gotta be beddur than havvin yor hed in teh toylit!
Kitteh: Teh rhuum. She spinz. Oy vey!
Nawt gunna mobe, STN! Ppppbbbbbttttt!!!!!
Ceeleeng cat is tawking to me.
Is U dere celeeng kat?
its me margaret
I hayts to suggest this, but it mite be teh gin (from teh last lol) tawking, insted of CC.
From a sawng: “Culda bin teh whiskey. Mita bin teh gin. Culda bin 3 or 4 six-paks, I dunno. Look at teh mess aym in! My hedza lyke a football! I think aym gonna die! Tell me – me oh me oh my, wazzint that a party!”
Fanks Gremlin, dis was funny! Adn appropro 2! Now whair dit mae martoonie go? I wanna goez consult wif a kitteh under a table! Maebee hab a lil’ nap zzzzzzzz
awad-winnen chilrunz lit fur $100, Alex!
awwwwwwww!!
Kitteh looks lyke Snotface,hoo is a wun ov mai frenly nayberhood interlopers
Iz dat hims reel naem oar juss wat u cawl him?
Dos Snotface hab a sdot dose?
him has a patch ov tabby right by hims nose.Looks like he needs a tishoo
dats whut I cawls him..a reel beest ov a boi,but soft as munkies.He is scared ov mah girlies
Whii yu nede showa?
Yu has purrfeklee gud tongk!
Jus lik yursulf clene.
Butt if U must, Ai wil put furs on ur towl fur wen U is dun
*shakes hed at sillee hooman bee have Eeyor*
ohai evreeboddy!! heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Misslionforu an Thecat an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz (inklooding teh failblog frends), noo frenz an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cake, butter yellow caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up like disko ballz wen tehy bownse, toy remote control flying motorsikkles, kandee, an blak velvit colur-it-yorself kitteh posters wif glo-in-teh dark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ooo ooo oooo!!!!! glo-inna dark krayonz!!!!!!
*drawz kittehz onna wallz and waitz fur sundown.
*sitz down bai teh cween to waitz fur teh sundown*
Wud yoo laik sum tee?? Ai hav sum Scottish Afternoon in a pot! an hot! OAR – if it iz hot where yoo ar, ai awlso haz lotz of Eye See Kyoobs.
*Pores sum tea.
*addz eye see kyoobz
Oh Hai dere Janet!! how u b??? Wii b enjoying deh nawt windy wevverz tuday.
Oooooooo!!! Let us tawk about teh wether!!
We’ve bin having purrrfektlee luvlee wether, albeit purrrhaps a bit moar awn teh cold side. Teh lo sebenties, wif lite wins. But ober teh week end, itz spozed to be kwite HAWT!! In teh 90z!!!
But – ai wont bee heer – awn Freid Egg, ai am going to Santa Fe/Albuquerque until teh 13th. An mai frend in Albuquerque sed it iz much laik an oven there. Prollee cooler wehn we get to Santa Fe. Shud bee fun. Aim getting too FREEE tikkits to teh Santa Fe Opera. An ai haz an egg sighted, becuz ai havn’t bin to that theeayter yet – or teh Summer Festival.
so, telling mii, janet, wen duz u stay home?? Duz u eben noez wair ur home iz ennyy moar???
Yes, yes!! Ai can still find it!
But – it iz – notissiblee neglekted. An teh kittehs, eben tho there ar 4 ov them, seem to miss mee a lot 
Ai think ai will be at hoam from 13 Aug until 3 Dec 09!!!
If awl goez az planned – an so far – nawt much ov a plan – ai mite get mai finger fixed in taht thyme. Ai’ll need at leest six weeks ov going nowhere.
*sip sip sip* This tee iz reelee gud, dont yoo think?
Burfday fairy, hao naice two sea yoo. Fank q furr awl teh lubberlee pardy fings, teh yummy caek
*noms sum fudjy caek n sum fresh froot wiv wippy kreem*
*puts a poynty hat on teh nowz lyk pinokio*
hmm dis nawt gud ideer, nao ai kan’t be nommin teh caeky
*puts poynty hat on prawpearlly*
taht’z bedderer!
Hoo wanza play bownsy bawl wif mii?
Oh ai due!! Butt(!) lettus nawt play inna kitchen!
*whakz ball bak tu Min. wif a gleeful quikness*
Hey dis iz sew fun! *scamperz 2 smak ball rebound offa wall* Purrdy liitz tu!
Yippie! happy happy bownsy bownse!
Ohai alla Cheezpeeps
I has a prollum, an need sum Cheez halp plz.
The lolpic wiv teh kitteh an hims squid…
Aifinkso is
” Dun Worry.Dis mah squid,He cool”..?
I can’t find eet enneware,
Does ennywun has it faverited?
I can has linkee plzkthx.
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*SCHMOO*!!!!
Fankies miniminsmum
I LUV dis lolpic.
*happitayl wigglolwigglolwigglol*
Cheezpeeps is teh BEST!!!
Fink nuffin ov it tidmum, ai’z pleezed to halp owt!
*Schmooooo*
Ohai tidmum! Ai donut hav an anser fur yoo – ai don’t think ai have seen it. But – ai DID see yur fabulolso ohaiu reskyu bai deer Jack! HAO wunderful wuz that!!! ??
Ohai JCH4K {{{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}}
I did see it!! Iwas teh GOBSMAKKED!!!
Whut an onnner indeed
How you is?? You at hoam nao?
I has been a bit bizzee wiv teh skule holidayze an sutsh.
I willl get round to emeowin you…juss need fibe minnits peas an qkwiet!!
Tiddlypeeps and Mr T.M send mutsh lub an hugs, and fakyoos from teh Tiddlypeeps for tehm surprizes
Oh, pleez send tehm mutsch lub an hugs frum mee, too!!!
Ai’m at hoam – nao – but erlee Fried Egg morning – ai must go to She Ca Go to catch mai plain to Albuquerque/Santa Fe. Ai’ll be bak awn teh 13th – an tehn awn teh 14th mai sister an neece arrive frum Utah!
An ai shudn’t eben bee heer, becuz ai hav to cleen this haus! An pak! An otter stuffs! An I just NOE ai’m nawt gonna get it awl dun.
A frend ov main is gibbing mee too tikkets (he haz teh matching wuns) fur mee fur teh Santa Fe Opera – “Alceste” an “Traviata.” Awl ai hav to do iz get there! Ai hav frenz to pik mee up an taek mee to teh Hare Port – an to stay wif in Santa Fe. Mai travel budjeit – let mee show yoo it! If ai cant stay wif sumwun, ai cant to!!!
AND – this skwid pikchoor – iz wun ov the GRATE THREDS!!! It haz “Romeo’s Nawtee Dans, Part II” AND Tony James eggplaining hao he wuz purrrrtekting teh TTI frum teh rood noyses coming from teh WHYTE Haus at that taim.
Hey cheezfrenz – I fergitted who asked, but teh Byootee and teh Beest nashunul tour will be in Calolifurrnia in teh July and August of 2010 – Norfern Cal first den on Sowth. All showdates aren’t shur yet. I will let yu knoes.
(Fer those of you who missed my orijinul yowls of joie, mah nephyoo has been cast as Gaston.) (!!!)
Oh – ai DID miss the orijinul yowls of joie!!! Iz it coming to Teh MidWest?? To She Ca Go, purrrrhaps??? Ai wud LUV to see it wif yur npehyoo!!!
WOW!!! This iz so grate!!1
Yiss yiss, it will be in CheeCarGo, altho the only posted fur shur dates in Illinois are for Peoryia jus now. But mah nephyoo has moar dates on teh sckedyool that they gived him and teh NETworks website will be postin them as they are confirmed.
Iz so happee and prowd I has to dans whenevur I thinks of how kewl dis is!!
*dans dans dans*Of all teh peeps who audishuned (and are going to audishun more in Sept) they latched on to mah boyo rite awae!!! Of corse, he is big an strong and MOST beautimous of voyce, an in all waes perfect for teh role (except not such a pig-hed).
Datz why dey calls it “acting,” Duffy. If he WUZ a pig-head, dere wud be no challinj!
Fankies, Duffy! Ai wuz teh wun (or wun uv teh wunz ennyway) who asked. Ai haz an egg-zited!
Gud nite alla cheesfrens, surrounded bai sleepin kittehs an mai eyes ar awlso droooooopin *yawn* squze mii! Gud nitezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nite AfriCAt!!! Sleep Tite!!!
*covers ArfiCat wif a scarlett silken blankee wif golden broderiez an tasssels in teh korners*
Sweet dreems AfriCat, to yu an yur kittehs.
ifinkso mai goggies bee fishies — Lady Jane jest gotted dun doing herz gyoofy dwinkin fing — she stiks her hole hed under da water and grabs an suks in a beeg mouffull and den trows er hed bak and lets it all run owt her mouf – seberal tymes. Wen she dun her long eers and eberyfink is soakified (she beez a Springer Spaniel) and haf da water beez onna da flor… den she shakes shake shakes awl ober da place and jumps onna da couch.
DEN Jazzy puppeh dropped heem tennis ball inna da toilet and paddoled alla da wader owt da bowl sew he kin git it bak owt – soakifien heemself inna da process… DEN he runs down da hall dripdripdripin and brings me da soakie ball and drops it inna mii lap!! Now I haf muddy toilet water and a fluded foor.
*sigh* gud fink I lub dem sew berry berry much — yesh I do, I lub dem, I lub dem *mutters and kleans upz da flor and flush toilet – close bafroom door*
Unless you want to be my towel, kitteh, you better be moving
*dries hands on cat*
*gets bandages*