GETTING UP FOR SCHOOL A hassle for every family.
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But mum…..
..Ai aer nawt well, awl teh kids hayt me an teh teechers hayt me 2.
Yes, sun, but u aer teh hedd teecher so u muss go 2 skool.
*snerk*
*heddesk… teh skool desk*
Conga ratz, anni, on furvest frum last! An so low, eben!
Thx BDM!
what shud we offer as refroshments?!?
a tradishunal skool dinner mebbeh? (not that I ever had enny…)
lets see *digs fru old Enid Blyton boarding skool books*
lots of soggy veggies – sprouts, beans, cawlieflower…
sordid pies – as in shepperds pie, steakandkidney pie…
pudding – eaton mess, spotted dikk, blanc mange…
and te or cordiuls…
Enjoy!
Skooll dinners? PLEH! Do Nawt Want!!!!
just teasing you!
Heres a nice cup of furst flush darjeeling, some finger sammies with smoked salmon and cucumber, some shortbread and some doblol doblol chocklit caek!
There’s more than enuff for everyone – on this pretty cart over here!
*goes off to make RL dinner – bacon and mushroom risotto…*
Well – that luks reelee gud, too!!
*noms sum shortbred*
*traies reelee hard to resist teh dublol chonklit caek, eben tho this is Cheezland, where teh fuds hav no caloreez*
No!!! no, annipuss! NAWT awl skool lunches ar so bad. Ai will bring maien – frum mai grade skool. it wuz a verree smawl skool an we had a REEL cook – hoo maed ebreething frum skratch.
We can has fresh vegee tables – NAWT soggee, an yummee meetloaf, an sum froot and teh Verree best fresh whyte dinner rolls ai ebber had in mai laif. Hmmmm teh beeg poooffee wuns – wif teh puffed up tops. She wuz FEYmaus fur them – an ai nebber had such gud wuns again in mai laif.
Ai went to a nobby posh skool an we had Borders, so teh skool dinners had to be gud, as sum peeps livd off tehm. Plus owr perrunts wer payin, an yu gets wot yu pai fur! So we had priddy gud skool dinnehs too; teh froot crumble wus espeshully nommy!
Don yu meen “teh posh bint” went tu a nobby posh school?
I wentid to boredin skule too. We had gud dinners at teh boredin howse..speshully weekends..I did teh cukkin at teh weekends for a while
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At teh skule,apart frum teh chokklit concreet an pink custerd,not sew grate akshully- I swapped mai dinner ticket wiv the 6th formers so I cud bai ciggies
We had dat – wee cawled it “Toomstoenes an custid”
Well, yu can tell bai teh hat!
Janet, *I* misses yor skool lunches and I never even had wun!
*wishes for wun of those dinner rolls, warm, with a liddle budder*
Then agin, I had sum of teh best brokkoli I ever had in mah lyfe this past week. I bot teh brokkoli krowns at Giant, and we kukked them in teh mikrowayve. They wuz tender and tastee, with just a liddel budder and sawlt. Mebbe teh best I ever had!
*considers swooning over teh memree of that brokkoli; looks arownd, fears uthers will mayk phun of her; decides nawt to*
Ower skool dinnurz wuz horribolol. Dere wuz still fud rashunin in TTI fur moast uv teh tiem Ai wuz at skool. Teh meet wuz awlwaiz fattee an grissul, teh cabbij wuz nawt thort 2 be kukked iffn dere wuz ennee green leff in it an teh puddins wuz tapioca an stuff liek dat. PLEH!
Sownds awful! Mah own skool lunches wuz nawt spektakular, but I finks they wuz mebbe beddur than whut yoo had, poor Anni. Yoo must reelee appreciate teh beddur fuds that yoo can has nao.
Yep! Ai lub fud an wat dey did wiv it den wuz awlmoast kriminlol!
Oooooog. Bleev dats wurz dan spegetti n cand grin bins n
jellow…
Teh skul dinners can has a nassy n TTI, 2? Fawt twas onlee at mai skul.
English food PLUS school food?
*runs*
Ai fink it iz skool fud dat got Ingerlish fud its bad naem.
noooooooooes, iz sik, yeah dats it, iz sik…
*suspishuslee* Well, yoo duzzint LOOK sik! Nao GIT TO SKOOL!
in teh wurds ob my yunger boi, wen him wuz in furst grayd an not wanted to go to skool: “I have pain. My nose is hot.”
Jus 5 moar minits, Mawmee!!!
Do…. not… want.. to… go….
Ohyessyoungmanyouaresogoingtoskoolevenifihavetocarrieyoualltheway
andsitonyutokeepyouthere!
how yoo kno my momma?
must be a general mum-thingy – mine is like this too…
Heheh! Ai wuz lucky, den. Mai momma only tried 2-3 tyms tu get mii up & den rowt a letter tu mah teechur dat ai’ll nawt b at skool tudai. Den agin, ai awais wuz teh goody-2-shoes, so if mai momma had diffikultea gettin mii awt uf bed, iz usualle wen ai’m sik.
I liked skool – my brudder on the otter hand… was more like this for some years…
miz Nennepus ma’am, I jes wuz reedin sumplase dat yoo hab a whole myoozmint park full ob TROLLS!!?! in Lillyhamper or summat…wut DAT all ‘bowt?
we do we do!
is a very nice plaice – even though there are trolls there, I fink they’ve been to Burfday Fairee skool for trollls – because they are quite well behaved!
The trolls live here…
dis loox lyk much fun, maybee sumdai *sigh*
(iz sooprized, i unterstood much Norweeejin written!)
Iffn u klikk awn teh UK flag it tellz u in Ingerlish!
Oh, Nenne, det er fint! The adventure castle and the troll ride look like so much fun! I must borrow a child and come to Norway!
Yoo noes, borrow! Lyke David Bowie duz with that kyoot behbeh in teh movie Labyrinth. He borrows it! Yesh, he mint to return it, aym shor!
Fanks Grem! Luv dat mobie!
sveet! Ai luved dis movie 2
Fife moer minnutz!!!
oopsz….dat wuz alredee sade….ai hadnt refreshud. sorree, FluffyB!!!
*spies spotteh belleh; gets owt snorgle snorkel*
Look owt, folks! Aym going in!
That’s it!! *puff puff puff*
Maybe *puff* teh pulliing kitteh haz bin trained to get teh pullee kitteh reddeh fur snorgling? *puff*
Aii’m just a bit out ov bref! *puff*
Ai just skeered woozled awn teh preevious thred – he mite hav bin having wun ov Mu’s biskits – an he LEEEEEPED ober 7 feet in teh ayre. . . . LOL!!! The most akkurately mezhured leep ai eber saw!
Wow! Amazing! Grayt leeping cheez-peeps!
Oahu, Cheezypeeps! Wif all dis energetik leeping, we needs an energetik soundtrack! No need to fank me fur teh eerwurm.
WOW!!! Ai furgot just hao ener Jet tick that IZ!!! GUD leeping an running mewsik!
It got me dansing teh ovver week, andI’ve had it stukk in my head evver sinse. but it duz get me exercizing!
Ai wuz tawkin abowt mai sisterz kitteh dat wuz an amahzing wif teh jumpin an ai finded a pikture uv himz awn top uv teh cupboards he cud jump tu fum teh flur
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Kerri – that is amazifying! Whut a leeper!
I thot teh lol wuz gonna say – “Top of teh cupboards to ye!”
tahtz a gud wun gremlin… ai wuz tryin tu tink uv a bedder caption butt ai nawt be tinkin uv one
He wuz teh special kitteh (nawt tu frendly tho, ai tink he wuz bein part simeze adn ownly likin hiz famibly)
Civil disobedience kitteh is . . . uncivil.
carrie kitteh sez: noe wantz go bak tew skewl – dey awl gonn laff at meh! D:
O coem awn, littul kitteh – dey wantz tu naym yu prahm cween!
*gits owt bukkits of blud justincase*
*cues skeery violin moosik*
halfbeast!!! yoo ar heer too!! Itz starting to luk laik “Old Hoam Week!!”
Ambercat sed she saw LuvBJones heer last Caterday! THAT wud be WELL ober a yeer since teh last siting!
LuvBJones, fur enewun heer hoo duzn’t know, iz teh creator ov the “Pinkee pinkee Toe Pads” danse – with teh capering and teh prancing.
TEHRE YOUZ ARE!!!
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*GLOMMMMM!!!*
YIKIES!!!!
*leeps 3.12579 feet in teh air*
LOL!!! Ai thot yoo had dashed aut teh egg sit!!! Ai wuz planning to skeer yoo again!
Wud yoo laik to com upthred wif mee? Ai think they ar planning to hav skool lunches to cerery brate annipuss’s sooooo low nawt second!! But ai’m going to bring teh skool lunches ai had wehn ai wuz in grayde skool – which were WOMDERFUL!
Mai skool lunches (bak wehn we gotz teh milk inn teh glass bobbles) were teh Pleh… ‘cept foar Furzday, waht wur pasketti dai.
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Asides, Ai haz 2 beh at werk naow. Pleh.
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Seize yu layter!!
Bai, woozled!!! Awlwaiz so ufnee to see yoo!!
Ooooooh! Teh glass bobbles! Fond memrees ub mai childhud, let me show u tehm. Ai haz a liddul brag 2 put hear. Ai hazzing teh recipe 4 teh skul rolls! Makes bowt free elebenty rolls.
Eubie!!! Eubie!!! Yoo haz the recipee!!??? Ai had to go – an nao it iz miuch layter. But if yoo com bak heer – and see this – pleez – neggst taim we ar together heer – can yoo give mee teh resippee?? They were SOOOOOO gud!!!
Noes! Ai NAWT WANT tew goes tew SKEWL! WANTS tew slepe! Mai bed!
Spotted-tum kitteh is oviously not reel: yu can see teh seam wher tehy put teh stuffins in.
Is so reel! Thatz just teh belleh-fuzz ridge! Iz a natchral landform in kitteh-bod geografeez.
Ai lernd dat at skewl! O, wayt…
*dashes inn*
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WHERE’S JCH4K?!? Ai be chaysin hurr frum teh prebiouss fred foar to exactt mai rewenge foar skarin’ meh!!
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*dashex ouwt*
Tries…to..resist…kitteh…belleh….
*splorrrrrrrrrttttttt*…………klunk….
Blargh!!! I R DED!
*shayks hed sadlee* It wuz teh belleh fuzz that dun her in!
*kleens up teh brayns keerfully, mayking shor nawt to miss enny*
*scoops em bak inna cranial cabbity*
*taype it up, and adds a noo CHRG with tabbeh spots onnit*
Ther, nao awl yoo needs is a nyce blankee and a kold or hot drink of yor choyce! Whut cullur blankee? And whutz yor drinking plezhur?
Also, I lends yoo mah snorgle snorkel. Pleez to praktiss sayv snorgling, always wayr purrtekshun, kthx!
Ohhhhh.Fanx Gremlin
..i noes the sun is nawt ober teh yard arm yet, but …well…is teh skule hollydayze an i feel teh need O.o…
Plz kan I haz a kitteh paw blankie an a nice ginnantonnik
I was cawt off gard for a minnit…teh belleh does it ebreetyme!!!
SKOOL?!?!? But iz sumer an tiem for da snoozin!!!
Ohai dayr, tidmum!
U arz nawtz ded! U
juss needz Snorgull Snorkull wyle
I fikkzez U upz!
Habz ‘Braynee-Akk-Vakk’
2 cleenz up t3h mess andz poarz
tidmum’z braynz bakkz in
Buddurr~Fly Band Aydz
maykz ita awwllll prittee az taykz
outz CHRG
Pullz CHRG tyte!
U wantz Dukk Tayp oarz Bunjee
Coardz 2 mayk feengz tyte?
Froazinn Millkee Wayz
andz Iee Bryte Tee willz maykz U
feel awwwwlll beddurrurr!
Habz floofee blankitt
wiff Dukkeez andz Kittunz 2
helpz U 2 keepz wawrm
Jack.
Aww, Jack! butterfly band-aids and poetik splorts-aid, FTW!
*clappity*
O mai! a poetik reskew!! Wel dun Jack! *clappityclappityclappity*
A reskew
in Ohaiku
is betteh 4 yoo!
Leevs yoo feelin
jus lyke noo!
Nyce job, Jack!
Oooooooooooooh Wow!!! I has sutsh an Onner!!
Mai own Jack Deth Haiku *swoon*…
Fankyooo…frozen millkee Wayz are teh NOM!*snuggles in floofee duckkeez an kittunz blankitt,sips Iee Bryte Tee an nibbles Millkeeway*
I ♥ JackDeth
*Beep beep beep* T-r-o-l-l alert! Spotted awn prebious fred:
reader says:
August 5, 2009 at 12:58 am
OMG…did…he die!?
Dis species prebiouslee ownlee seen awn teh “Fail” blog, seems tu bii migrating. Plz tu nawt engage an jus ignorify. Kthx.
durrrrrn. noaw mah hoofies itch.
BUTT…..cud it be an Anti-Troll Troll? Hoo be antissipating teh Care Troll Whinings, an being sarcasticull? I will gib him teh benefit ub teh dowt and tries to fink dat wur it….
kitteh is trying pilates to keeps herself long an lean
nonononononononono! mai bed! MAI BED!! minemineminemineminemine!
FTW!
Kitteh appears to be hangin on evun wif his tayle.
Trickee!
Kitteh- ask Ferriss Byooler bout teh clammee hanz – an havva grate Dae Awf!
I have to get my hooman out of bed when it Caturday and he want sleep in past 7.00am and I wants go out and be fed.
First try patient swiping with claws in en den swiping wid claws out den just jump on his head until he gets message. Sumtimes feel v sorry for him so let him sleep in til hmmm…7.02.
my, 7:02? That is thoughty of u!
my reesponse eggzactlee!
we has teh esps!
mais fuu aum deed ? mais non.
OMG…that’s hilarious!!! I love it!
Better?
Let me try this again….
I think booklion had the right idea. However, I think I may have found an earworm that’ll REALLY get this place jumping.
*reel confursation wif my mom*
“no…iz nawt feelz gud.”
“getz up naow!”
“jus five moar minutez!”
“But mo-om! Iz will miss furst class ifin uz not get up!”
Mai Dadz wud puor wader awn meh wehn ai nawt gettin owt uv bed fur skool… Ai bee hazin sleepin dizordar ai nawt gedden halp fur until ai wuz big kitteh. Naow ai habbin no sleepin prublemz enymoors adn ai gets up wif no prublemz tu (unlike wif sleepin pillz dat leab yu groggie in teh morninz)
That is so true, for me anyways.
Hahahaha! Eu me lembrei da minha irmã com essa imagem.
Ela nunca queria ir pra aula. Eu tinha que arrastá-la.
Beijão padinho!
Homeschool kitteh don have dis prblm!