Comments on: I iz in ur scanner

By: Bootsie Woo

Bootsie Woo — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:27:28 +0000

ooh pooh dis lookt jus likes mai toez… I found mai toez fotoh n I gots black spots. dis kitty dont… dis kitty mus be mai long los sisfur or sumpin…
hur pointy toez looks like mine!

By: Bootsie Woo - dis Mai Toez!

Bootsie Woo - dis Mai Toez! — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:19:30 +0000

Why it say dunno source? dat fotoh uf me at http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-KidSister/ Mai Mom made dat fotoh! Fanks Ellin fur da funny catpshun! -Bootsie Woo.

By: Bootsie Woo - dis Mai Toez!

Bootsie Woo - dis Mai Toez! — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:49:00 +0000

oooohhh mai pinky toes gotted famous!!! -Bootsie Woo and hur pointy toez onda skanner. U kin see more uf me at Katiez Furry Mewz

By: anom

anom — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:58:58 +0000

that’s cool, kerri! i wonder if we have “capitol cats” here in the u.s.! don’t have time to check, though….

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:48:23 +0000

Dat is buery cool anom… weh haz sum parlimantary kittehs bein inz owur nations capitolz of Oddawa… Dey be livin on parliment hillz an bein kared fur an spayed and nudered an getz shotz an awl uv da gud tingz… ai nawt know uv dem till jus resently. Ai wuz bein teh impuurested bai it

h tt p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Parliamentary_Cats

By: anom

anom — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:17:43 +0000

yeah, but i found the proto-lolcats! someone was giving away books on the street this past caturday, & 1 was the “ethicon cat-a-log”! it dates from *1950* & has photos of cats w/captions–obviously a precursor to lolcats! ethicon was (still is?) a co. that made sutures, so the captions are medical. I found a picture of the cover at http://www.tias.com/11862/PictPage/1922440396.html–in case you can’t read it, the photo’s caption is “…but I *am* sterile, doctor!” @>)

By: anom

anom — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:00:49 +0000

oh, niiiiiiiiice!

By: anom

anom — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:57:56 +0000

hoarding cats must be easier than herding cats, anyway! & horde-ing cats falls somewhere in between…. that’s a great thing you’re doing, p-k. we have a feral cat colony in my neighborhood, every so often there’s a new cat or kitten who’s adoptable. you can see some o’the denizens here: http://wahicats.org/Photos.aspx

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:03:29 +0000

Datz a gud wun!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:53:10 +0000

Hey! Liddl Pop Donk!!! Ai wish yoo were heer sumtaims wehn ai ma! Ai’ve mist yoo fur weeks an weeks nao!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:51:56 +0000

No!! No!! DO NOT GIVE UP!! Ai awlreddi miss yoo so much!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:39:05 +0000

Deer Abstract!! Yur Lolspeek iz so gud yoo had mee a bit confoolzed wif teh *skweeze*
We didnt awlwaiz hug laik this {{{{{{hug}}}}}
An nao – ai cant remembrrr teh furst taiim it happened. But it duz luk so much laik a reel hug!

Wunz sumwun hugged mee laike this {{{{{{{{JCH4K}} An sed – skuse me, butt ai hav a cup ov cawfee in one hand! Maed me laff!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:30:23 +0000

LOL!! I DID, dint it!!! Ai shouted – an tehn – there yoo were!!! Just laik majick!!!

Ai’ll trai it!! But nawt heer – no poynt, ai think. Purrhaps on a live thred iz best!!!

Caper prance caper prance fur teh pinkee pinkee toe pads!!

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:22:01 +0000

Oh ai tink ai be payin wif teh gitar, othx Burfday Fairy

*takz teh gitar start rokinowt wif teh hedbanginz lik teh gitar guie fum ACDC*
Tunder…nanananananana
Tunder …nanananananana
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track
I looked ’round,
And I knew there was no turning back…

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:12:21 +0000

POP

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:08:58 +0000

Doez Toez iz tu kute! Ai muzt tikkle dem *tikklez de pink toez wif fether uf teh tikklein

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:04:36 +0000

Ohai LCB. Maybe I can catch up with you tomorrow. If there’s a need, can we set up another donation thing as a sort of “general fund” for cheezepeeps who need help? I thought about this during KCT’s situation, and have thought more about it with PK and her desire to “save all the kittehs”. I’d be glad to donate.

By: princessmu

princessmu — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:40:44 +0000

mai dad used compuserve and even got teh magazine. mom an dad tried to type in the dos ( i fink it was dos) programing files that tehy had printed in the magazine.

By: dfranke

dfranke — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:55:56 +0000

CAT scan. Ur doin it wrong.

By: princessmu

princessmu — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:52:30 +0000

heh! win

By: princessmu

princessmu — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:51:00 +0000

LCB, FTW {{{LCB&PK an everywun}}}

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:00:27 +0000

THANK you, janetthedog! I was hoping someone would get that. You win a camel!

Just don’t let it get too close to stagehanddan. kthxhe’llfreak

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:55:39 +0000

thats gud news p-k! {{{{prysma-kitteh}}}

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:54:14 +0000

Yay!

BTW, there were some moneys stuck back in a corner of teh Cory Fund. I sended them to Seanya yesterday. Wif lubs from all ur Cheezfrenz of coarse!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:51:56 +0000

*runs thru at warp elebenty whyle feeding kittehs, changing litter boxes, itsetra*
*flings FB post behynd her awn way thru*

OMCC – the teenies aren’t dead! A tech who was there today was horrified at the idea, and is fostering them. They have excellent care now — solid for the next week or so, she’s on vacation. The Powers-That-Be are looking out for those little ones, aifinkso!

By: janethedog

janethedog — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:42:00 +0000

egypt reference FTW!!!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:32:08 +0000

♪♫
Some day my prints will come…
♫♪

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:01:19 +0000

But but but tehy HASN’T! Go see awn Faysebuk – teh itty bitty kittehs wer sayvd!

By: kvnsgrrl

kvnsgrrl — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:56:49 +0000

{{{{{P-K and Senya}}}}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:55:09 +0000

{{{{{p-k}}}}} sanity iz overrated, ifinkso. no wun kan doing evreefing, but yoo saves teh wuns yoo kan, iz better tahn sayving none at all, an teh wuns yoo kant… tehy goze to a betterer life in teh meddow.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:52:49 +0000

we didn’t eben habbing internets bakk tehn. we didn’t eben haz internets until my hubby gotted himz spiffy noo ATT pyooter wif Windoze 3.1 an CompuServe internets. wow, wuz taht eggsiting!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:43:35 +0000

hrm … *les twy dat agin*

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:40:50 +0000

I likee *squeezes* and {{{{{{{{abstract}}}}}}} bof … GP jest tendz ta bee a littol beet ub a scardity cat so I wuz jest esplainin ta heem. Yur lolspeek is Purrrrrrfect – cuz derz no rools so you kin nawt maek a meesteak!!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:35:50 +0000

Hovercat has landed

By: moe

moe — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:35:01 +0000

*wisperz tu LCB* ai donut finkso ur phlonquais r comin bakk. himz haz turned into Prints Siegfried nao*

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:25:39 +0000

Oar maebee toona-ishun?

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:23:25 +0000

{{tidmum}}
Ai wud miss ur prescens iffen u gibbed upp!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:22:24 +0000

Kitteh shows harbls to teh internet to maeks moar monies for toowishun

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:21:40 +0000

O noes, abstract bee daon!
*Scoopee upps awla braynes*
*Rinsees wif sparling watur*
*Plaises bak insied hed*
*Puts hedbonz bak in plaise and tapee, tapee wif dukkee tape*
*Putz awn a nawt-awld CHRG wif drawings ov pengwins*
*Leeds victum tu recubberee areah*
*Gibs a hot bevrij and choklit possum*
Plz jest tu lye heer and nawt luk atteh cyoot until feline bettur.

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:16:15 +0000

Useded upp awl teh transparunt taipe
Varyus shaeps maded wif paypur clips
Whyld awae moer tiem awn ICHC
X-aminud paypur cut
Yawend seberal tiems
Zoaned awt

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:14:44 +0000

yup *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
.
I has a noyed.i nawt sed anyfin rood or bad or any fing .
Is happnin to me a lot lately.
Gonna gib up aifinkso

By: abstract

abstract — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:12:56 +0000

aww *splort*

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:11:58 +0000

Ohai, tidmum! Wierdpretzel be teh wierd agayne?

By: abstract

abstract — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:10:49 +0000

we ok, but bordzzzzzz

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:10:47 +0000

Moderate THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!*wabes fisties at Wierdpretzel*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:59:04 +0000

Not shur at awl, nope nope… well… akshullee… I’m berry shur taht mai hed be so nawt-awn-strait yu wud nawt beleev it. But hey, if ai gunna be insayn, at leest iz a nawt so bad kind uv insayn.

Iz mebbe a bit lyk hoarding cats, sept ai nawt keep tehm (well, sept fur mai Cory-Bear), ai just compulsivelee brings tehm hoam tu luk aftur?

Sad part is… waz 5 kittens ai cud nawt save, no moar tehn 2 weeks old, iz just no way we cud du so much intense cayr an du ennyfing else. An awl owr own kittehs, tehy ignoar Beauty an bebbehs, but eben Cory was hissing at teh teenies. Waz weerd. Tehm onlee waz heer obernite, tehy goned nao. Ai duz hab teh limits, ai just hating tehm.

BUT, brave Beauty an her Belinda an Benny, tehm ai can save! An teh six silleh bebbehs destroying mai back ruum, tehm tu!!!!

By: abstract

abstract — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:31:50 +0000

{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}} sorry for the *squeeze* ai forgotz how u hugs ofer herez and mai lolspeak iz not so gud yet

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:31:08 +0000

Six in back ruum, 3 in big bunneh cage in libing ruum. An ai trai mai best!

By: catslave

catslave — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:30:41 +0000

Iz U sure ur hed is on strait PK, datz a LAWT ub Kittehs in ur place…

AI can sea it Naow… the naybors be complainin ’bout teh crazy cat gurll…

Ewe is still n Angell 4 doing it though. Kittehs need sumjuan to look after tehm, and gib tehm teh gushifuds and lubs and snorgles.

{{{{{{{{PKand Senya}}}}}}}}

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:30:06 +0000

How manee kittehs is U fostering rite now? Plz to be taking good care
of Urself also.