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eet wus DAYNGERUSSLEH low awn kitteh hares…
Congtats, GP! U led teh brayde.
PINKEY PINKEY TOE PADS
CAPER CAPER PRANSE!!
Did yu see? LuvBjones, teh ory gin aytor ob teh PinkyPinkytoePad sawng wus postin teh odder dai – wenebber it wus taht Ai wus oop at daft o’clok
o i didnt see that. im glad she am still around
Larst Caterdai, Ai fink. mebbe JCH4K needs to do wun ob her faymuss ShowtOwts to teh Lorst an see if tehy heer her!
it werkd last time
LOL!! I DID, dint it!!! Ai shouted – an tehn – there yoo were!!! Just laik majick!!!
Ai’ll trai it!! But nawt heer – no poynt, ai think. Purrhaps on a live thred iz best!!!
Caper prance caper prance fur teh pinkee pinkee toe pads!!
ooo fankies!!! hao wii shud sillybrayte??? mebbeh wii shud brake intu teh cheezes office adn maek copees ob owerselbes?
u go furst, I’ll press da button an keep teh lookout!
* scamper scamper scamper CRASH *
Otay, ai is in! Summedy hold teh lid open!!!
* lyes owt flat awn teh glass adn slects “Elebenty x Magnifimikayshun” *
bzzzzt… bzzzzt… bzzzzt… bzzzzt…
O noes! I heer a noise!
* grabs Papers, Grabs Pigeh*
*runsaway wiff a quickness gigling*
WEE!!! taht wus teh phun!!! ai hopes teh cheezes donut mynd us yoosing teh kwipmunt!
that was fun! I dont think they’ll mind, it was afterall a small windoe
OMG! eberywun watchit out. teher iz a elebenty huge giganticus (altho extremely handsome) furree GP. ai hope he iz a nice wun
*Sownd of shattering glarse on skanner from teh shok of seein GP’s bodee*
crsshhh crshhhh crshhhhhhhh
ohoh, summedy’s cumin!
OMCC! Issa Jiunt Coypoooo!!!
hai PM, ur majestee. wereh iz ur tray of noms and beberages todae? ai iz habing a turible werkity dae ana ai needz an adult beberage **stat**
Hai GP!!!!
Ohai! * waybes frum tawp ob copyer *
*waybes bak* anna sends a shmooo
I gave u a martini down thred, but heer is another fur safetys sake,
alsew please tew has sum home made cheesepuffs 
*sends megahugeginormous print job to copier*
Lessee… number of copies, elebenty
Double-sided? yes
Staples? several
Oooh! There’s a origami feature! That’s new.
Lessee… fold print job pages into a? swan
*Clicks “Print”*
skamper fur ur life GP!!!!!!
Ohhh lukkin dees kyootie origami pinny gigs!!! Da papper luks jest likee GP… *ponderz* I wunner howz dat happined??? Dose stapols luk kinda owee doh … specailly dat wun inna his aye
oh wait … *turns hed sideewais* ifink dees bee swans … Butt da paaper haz a pinny gig printed onit — berry berry swange, butt kyoot pinny gig swanny ting, wif stapols ….
*shakes hed* dis kin bee a berry confoozoling plase sumtymes…
hehehee! u made me lol! *squeeze*
Dang. Forgot to press “collate”.
*re-sends print job*
Dang! I wanted color copies. Also extra-mutilated.
*re-re-sends print job*
ok dats enuff, no more printing fur U
We is not made of munniez U know
Hmph. I is NOT printing teh moneys. I is a locatburglar, not a lolcatcounterfeiter. As far as u knoes.
I will has u know that this is a vry important multi-page print job. Is to let cheezpeeps know about our new Plz to Not Waste Papers campaign. STN
Do you steal googies too? o_O
* digs in littlol claws * HALP! HALP! O, wheel summedy nawt saybe tihs poor littlol piggeh frum teh printing press???
* faints dramatikally *
oh noes GP. ai tried tew warn ew inna fred below. ai shuda warned ew sooner. pleez tew unfaint and jump inna mai pockit. ai will spirit ew away from LCBs skarity print job!
otay, but but but ownlee iffn yu prowmiss nawt to *squeeze* me… whut is taht aneewai??? is eet liek “skwoze” oar {{{Cheezfrends}}} oar whut???
*squeeze* is jest likka {{{{hug}}}} iz just in failblog langooage. Dey doughnut speechify rite ober der — butt donut hatez dem furr it — dey jest kin nawt helpz it …. dey stillz gud peeps dough.
{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}} sorry for the *squeeze* ai forgotz how u hugs ofer herez and mai lolspeak iz not so gud yet
I likee *squeezes* and {{{{{{{{abstract}}}}}}} bof … GP jest tendz ta bee a littol beet ub a scardity cat so I wuz jest esplainin ta heem. Yur lolspeek is Purrrrrrfect – cuz derz no rools so you kin nawt maek a meesteak!!
Deer Abstract!! Yur Lolspeek iz so gud yoo had mee a bit confoolzed wif teh *skweeze*
We didnt awlwaiz hug laik this {{{{{{hug}}}}}
An nao – ai cant remembrrr teh furst taiim it happened. But it duz luk so much laik a reel hug!
Wunz sumwun hugged mee laike this {{{{{{{{JCH4K}} An sed – skuse me, butt ai hav a cup ov cawfee in one hand!
Maed me laff!!!
Ok, I gots my e-mail saying my print job is teh reddy.
*prints e-mail*
Now, whare is that phlonquais de moi? I need him to go fetch teh print job.
Oh LCB — heer cumz yer print job — itz bein carried bai oralagami papper swanz — *tips hed and frownz* uh oh — sum ub dose swanz pikked up mor dan dey cud carry an got swished … ewww…. papper swan gutz awl ober da hallwaez -
A swan dam?
ifink more likke a biohazard site … papper gutz eberywear! leakin owt frum unner yer print jobz
Hmph. Whare is that phlonquais? He shoulda been here to do teh print job in teh first place. Now we need him to clean up.
*wisperz tu LCB* ai donut finkso ur phlonquais r comin bakk. himz haz turned into Prints Siegfried nao*
♪♫
Some day my prints will come…
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egypt reference FTW!!!!
THANK you, janetthedog! I was hoping someone would get that. You win a camel!
Just don’t let it get too close to stagehanddan. kthxhe’llfreak
LUb lub lub taht picture
Ebbrifing lukks beddur wiv fur
free wai tie — yea to yous guys!!! Wut you want ta sillybrate wif???
Let’s call in da dancin bunnehs!! Den wii kin awl do da Bunneh Hop Hop Hop …
oahi EM. Lubs to ew. ai iz habin a turible werkity dae! ai needz sum adult beberage!
*runs up to Pal wiff a srtong classic martini*
i hope im not tew late! speak tew me Pal!
phew. ew are teh best PM! ur majesty just saved most of my co-workers. Shmoooo to you
shmoo bak
Thx, E_M Ai fink teh pinkie toe pads dans wud be approp.. apro… best!
Howz duz dat dansdansdans go??? Da dancin bunnehs had pinky pinky toe pads — sew dey kin doo it gud ifinkso
Coktayles awl rownd fur teh tawp free, tehy beez teh kwikist.
Adn coktayles awl rownd fur awl teh cheezpeeps, tehy beez teh bestist.
*hanz rownd trai of sordid coktayles, wif adn wifout alcol*
*selects a cosmo*
Fankees MMM
Princess Mu, dese are teh bestest cheese poofs ever. fang ew fur teh excellantes noms! GP, hav ew tried em?
oh yesh yesh yesh! princessmu alwais brings us extry nommilishus noms! but but but ai is steel teh phull frum mai cormed beef adn cabbidj frum teh last LOL
i jes thot wif ur elebenty Xs magfi….magnifi….bigger than ew wuz, ew mite be teh hungree agin
well… nao taht yu menshun eet, ai does feel a littlol bit hongry… plz tu pass teh trai, fankies.
* sniff sniff * mmm yur offering, eet pleezes meh…
OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
GP, pleez tew be watching ober ur kyute lil shoulder. ai tinks LCB is trying to staple, collate, **wishprez, she also sed mutilate** ew. runrunawaywifakwikness frum anyware neer teh copee rum
Ai wunderd wehr teh distressing smell wus coming form! plees, nowun lyt a match – teh hole thred will go oop in flayms!
he may still b full from the corned beef cabbage he had earlier….
i make theese in real life.
all u need is bread crumbs and melted butter for the crust
instant mashed potatoes for the filling
an blu cheese fur the cheeseness
Start wiff a mini muffin pan and a preheated oven at 350
mix the crumbs and buter till u have a crust like substance
press this into the bottoms of the greesed muffin pans
mix up ur instant potatoes and put sum on each crust
but as much cheese as u want on top of each “puff”
bake for about 20 min till a bit brown ish on top
yummers! ai iz gonna try taht. ew are the culinary princess also ai see
I’m gonna put bacon n chiveis too.
good plan!
droooooollll!!! gaahhh…yum
fanks miniminsmum….I has been perishing of thirsties since teh last lol!
*takes a moheetoe*
ooh, pleeeze to have umm a lime margarita w salt and a gin and tonic w/lime and um…a beef jerkey. den ai beez gud for an hour of so
I’l hab a bvodka collins plz
Pinkee pinkee toe padz — SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
GMTA Nightshayde! I did not reed down far enuff sry.
No reezin fur apolojeez, Mu — eech uv us kin react to teh byootimus pinkee pinkee toe pads!
Looks at mah pretteh feetehs!
O noes, splort for teh pinkee tows!!
*sweep up mmm’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
o fanks Anni, ai juss culdn’t contayne maiseff!
nex ai du mai butt…
in dis case mebbe ai can contayne maiseff from teh splorrtin
kitteh haz runned owt ob fings to do at teh offise.
weeeeeel, he cud
Actify teh compooter
Bee gettin teh cawfee made
Chek teh e-mayos
Do teh accownts
E…
haha – ahposiet sidez awf GMTA!
yay catena
Eets luntch att himz deks
Fiks himz misstaeks (be4 ennybuddy notisses)
Getz anubber cawfee
H…
Haz alredee:
Ansuhed teh phonez
Brokkun teh koffee paht
Cahpeed teh ehportant reportz (adn den los dem…ahrigihelz, tu)
Dumpd teh trash (en teh flore tu plai wif)
Eattun awl teh noms en teh fridj
F…
fergot to return all cawls
got noms from teh nom machine
hot glued my cheezname to eberyting
iced down my cawfee
jumped to conclusions
kicked the stupee drink machine
lolled at ICHC
m..
mixed up awl teh files
nommed sumbudy elses lunch
offerd to maek more cooffee but nawt putted filter in
piked up sumbudy elses wurk frum teh copier and throwed it awais
queried the winning lottery numbers – Nope!…
Reearrangd desktahp….twise
Shot teh breze wif ko-nawt-workas
Toek suppliez frum teh kabnet for priivet ues
U…
Useded upp awl teh transparunt taipe
Varyus shaeps maded wif paypur clips
Whyld awae moer tiem awn ICHC
X-aminud paypur cut
Yawend seberal tiems
Zoaned awt
Makeded moar cawfee
Nukeded anuvver donut
Oapend teh rong filol
Postified on ICHC
Q….
HALP!!!! I chewd bean salad and it squeeqeded in my teeth…then ai hicuuppied!!!! aahahahaha!!!! salad monster!
:shocked:
hrm … *les twy dat agin*
kitteh makes bootyful pictures hiz hooman =]
Such cyouoot feet! I can’t stand it..*Runs away to get protectiionms*
wait a minnit… refurr??? isn’t that illeegal??
depens wot ur refurrin to!
heeheehee. beary, beary funnee!
meddihsinul. iz meddihsinul. reeelee.
is funni, mai boifrend he sez mai kitte has teh bunni feet, even tho theyz kitte feet…. ai thawt it wuz funni
But kittehz do teh bunneh kikk uf deff….
ai lost my hole arm once, now haz prostetic one……it haz lotz of scratches now…needz nu 1
yeah, he lefted me wit most of mai bodie, he did ruin mai shirt, tho. most timez he is a gud kitteh, but sometimez he haz the devil in hees eyez….well he iz basmentkitteh after all… ai lefted him home alone for 1.5 days (well supplied wit fudz and waterz and fresh litter) and he was fine. den, teh other day, ai had to go to the laundry place and he thot ai wuz leavin again, so he traid to killz me!! I has lots of fresh owwies now
adn teh tabbeez has raccoon taylz!
*squeeze*
don’t be said!
sure it’s funni!
if u’s not a bunni…
lol, yeah!!! it is funni!! bunni feetz bunni feetz…do what eva kitteh feetz do!! (use spiderman tune)
@@@@@@ woot. FTW!
how is teh failpeeps doing?
ifinkso mabbeh I needs to check in over there…
we ok, but bordzzzzzz
mai maxi-min hadz teh tayle ampoo… empu… cut awf, we call her bunneh-kat cos of herz littlol stumpee tayle. She still be berri kyoot aifinkso.
aww *splort*
O noes, abstract bee daon!
*Scoopee upps awla braynes*
*Rinsees wif sparling watur*
*Plaises bak insied hed*
*Puts hedbonz bak in plaise and tapee, tapee wif dukkee tape*
*Putz awn a nawt-awld CHRG wif drawings ov pengwins*
*Leeds victum tu recubberee areah*
*Gibs a hot bevrij and choklit possum*
Plz jest tu lye heer and nawt luk atteh cyoot until feline bettur.
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Werdycnan an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! haznt seed Werdycnan in qwite a wile, hope she will stop by for herz burfday greeting today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caek, buttery yellow cake wif fudjy frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle teh Hokie Pokie wen tehy yoyo for yor dansing enjoimint, inflatable neon-colurd gitars so yoo kan being a BIG ROKK STAR, kandee, an sekrit detektib kits wif sekrit notepads, sekrit pensils, fingerprint inkers, de-coder rings, detektib hats wif kool shayds an all taht importint stuff! (in honor ob Werdycnan – reed her name bakkwurds!) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*froliks around teh rume wiff pink gitar*
Fanks burfday fairy!
grabz da finnerprint inkerz an inks finnerprintz awl ober da wallz an da flor and da see-ling!!! Yea — I gonna bee da next design star!!!
u puts ur pinkeepinkeepinkee toe in, u puts ur pinkeepinkeepinkee toe owt…
O, fank q burfday fairy! Ai’ll hab sum fudjy cake since it is after lunch time here, and sum of all the sekrit stuff for being a dekectif. Happy burfday Werdycnan.
Yay fur awla birfdae peeps! Fanks, BF, fur teh sekrit detektib kits! Ai bee teh Shurlock Holms!
Oh ai tink ai be payin wif teh gitar, othx Burfday Fairy
*takz teh gitar start rokinowt wif teh hedbanginz lik teh gitar guie fum ACDC*
Tunder…nanananananana
Tunder …nanananananana
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track
I looked ’round,
And I knew there was no turning back…
Back in the mists of time of the early internet (early 90s) there used to be a website called catscan.com (or something very similar) where people would send in their scans of their cats taking great care to cover their eyes. It was quite funny.
we didn’t eben habbing internets bakk tehn. we didn’t eben haz internets until my hubby gotted himz spiffy noo ATT pyooter wif Windoze 3.1 an CompuServe internets. wow, wuz taht eggsiting!
mai dad used compuserve and even got teh magazine. mom an dad tried to type in the dos ( i fink it was dos) programing files that tehy had printed in the magazine.
yeah, but i found the proto-lolcats! someone was giving away books on the street this past caturday, & 1 was the “ethicon cat-a-log”! it dates from *1950* & has photos of cats w/captions–obviously a precursor to lolcats! ethicon was (still is?) a co. that made sutures, so the captions are medical. I found a picture of the cover at http://www.tias.com/11862/PictPage/1922440396.html–in case you can’t read it, the photo’s caption is “…but I *am* sterile, doctor!” @>)
*runs in*
Ohai!
Um… fur those nawt awn FB… ai kinda sorta bringed hoam moar kittehs tu foster.
Uh, whu yu foning? Ohai, peeps in whyte coats, why yu carrying taht funky-lukking jakket wif teh reelly loooong sleevs?
Izza mommacat an her 2 bebbehs. iz pics an infos awn foster blog.
Ai, um, ai haz tu go nao… ai trai tu peek back, tho.
*runs awf*
How manee kittehs is U fostering rite now? Plz to be taking good care
of Urself also.
Six in back ruum, 3 in big bunneh cage in libing ruum. An ai trai mai best!
Iz U sure ur hed is on strait PK, datz a LAWT ub Kittehs in ur place…
AI can sea it Naow… the naybors be complainin ’bout teh crazy cat gurll…
Ewe is still n Angell 4 doing it though. Kittehs need sumjuan to look after tehm, and gib tehm teh gushifuds and lubs and snorgles.
{{{{{{{{PKand Senya}}}}}}}}
Not shur at awl, nope nope… well… akshullee… I’m berry shur taht mai hed be so nawt-awn-strait yu wud nawt beleev it. But hey, if ai gunna be insayn, at leest iz a nawt so bad kind uv insayn.
Iz mebbe a bit lyk hoarding cats, sept ai nawt keep tehm (well, sept fur mai Cory-Bear), ai just compulsivelee brings tehm hoam tu luk aftur?
Sad part is… waz 5 kittens ai cud nawt save, no moar tehn 2 weeks old, iz just no way we cud du so much intense cayr an du ennyfing else.
An awl owr own kittehs, tehy ignoar Beauty an bebbehs, but eben Cory was hissing at teh teenies. Waz weerd. Tehm onlee waz heer obernite, tehy goned nao. 
Ai duz hab teh limits, ai just hating tehm.
BUT, brave Beauty an her Belinda an Benny, tehm ai can save! An teh six silleh bebbehs destroying mai back ruum, tehm tu!!!!
{{{{{p-k}}}}} sanity iz overrated, ifinkso. no wun kan doing evreefing, but yoo saves teh wuns yoo kan, iz better tahn sayving none at all, an teh wuns yoo kant… tehy goze to a betterer life in teh meddow.
But but but tehy HASN’T! Go see awn Faysebuk – teh itty bitty kittehs wer sayvd!
*runs thru at warp elebenty whyle feeding kittehs, changing litter boxes, itsetra*
*flings FB post behynd her awn way thru*
OMCC – the teenies aren’t dead! A tech who was there today was horrified at the idea, and is fostering them. They have excellent care now — solid for the next week or so, she’s on vacation. The Powers-That-Be are looking out for those little ones, aifinkso!
Yay!
BTW, there were some moneys stuck back in a corner of teh Cory Fund. I sended them to Seanya yesterday. Wif lubs from all ur Cheezfrenz of coarse!
LCB, FTW {{{LCB&PK an everywun}}}
Ohai LCB. Maybe I can catch up with you tomorrow. If there’s a need, can we set up another donation thing as a sort of “general fund” for cheezepeeps who need help? I thought about this during KCT’s situation, and have thought more about it with PK and her desire to “save all the kittehs”. I’d be glad to donate.
thats gud news p-k! {{{{prysma-kitteh}}}
{{{{{P-K and Senya}}}}}}
hoarding cats must be easier than herding cats, anyway! & horde-ing cats falls somewhere in between…. that’s a great thing you’re doing, p-k. we have a feral cat colony in my neighborhood, every so often there’s a new cat or kitten who’s adoptable. you can see some o’ the denizens here: http://wahicats.org/Photos.aspx
Dat is buery cool anom… weh haz sum parlimantary kittehs bein inz owur nations capitolz of Oddawa… Dey be livin on parliment hillz an bein kared fur an spayed and nudered an getz shotz an awl uv da gud tingz… ai nawt know uv dem till jus resently. Ai wuz bein teh impuurested bai it
h tt p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Parliamentary_Cats
that’s cool, kerri! i wonder if we have “capitol cats” here in the u.s.! don’t have time to check, though….
Moderate THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!*wabes fisties at Wierdpretzel*
Ohai, tidmum! Wierdpretzel be teh wierd agayne?
yup *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
.
I has a noyed.i nawt sed anyfin rood or bad or any fing .
Is happnin to me a lot lately.
Gonna gib up aifinkso
{{tidmum}}
Ai wud miss ur prescens iffen u gibbed upp!
No!! No!! DO NOT GIVE UP!! Ai awlreddi miss yoo so much!!!
Kitteh shows harbls to teh internet to maeks moar monies for toowishun
Oar maebee toona-ishun?
heh! win
Hovercat has landed
CAT scan. Ur doin it wrong.
Datz a gud wun!
oh, niiiiiiiiice!
Doez Toez iz tu kute! Ai muzt tikkle dem *tikklez de pink toez wif fether uf teh tikklein
POP
Hey! Liddl Pop Donk!!! Ai wish yoo were heer sumtaims wehn ai ma! Ai’ve mist yoo fur weeks an weeks nao!
oooohhh mai pinky toes gotted famous!!! -Bootsie Woo and hur pointy toez onda skanner. U kin see more uf me at Katiez Furry Mewz
Why it say dunno source? dat fotoh uf me at http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-KidSister/ Mai Mom made dat fotoh! Fanks Ellin fur da funny catpshun! -Bootsie Woo.
ooh pooh dis lookt jus likes mai toez… I found mai toez fotoh n I gots black spots. dis kitty dont… dis kitty mus be mai long los sisfur or sumpin…
hur pointy toez looks like mine!