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o DEEEEER!!!
SPLORT.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up jk2k’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
o fankees anni… dat wun toadullee cawt mii awf gard…
*fawls bak wiffa nom onna choklit possum inna floofie blankee*
AI haz a wondering Annipus… Wear did teh choklit Possums kum frum? duz any one Know?
Dey wuz pikked `coz possums aer teh leest splortashus aminul an aer a gud aunty doat 2 cyootniss.
hear iz a cat wif bebbeh possums
h ttp://www.buzzfeed.com/dropsveter/cat-with-baby-possums-a2a
Awwww. CHRG WARNING!!!!!!
Oooohhh look! Iz a tiny tiny behbeh kit . . .
BLARGH!!! Ai ar ded!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Beee-Boo Beee-Boo … maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DavecanhasDrTinycat branes an rinse dem wiv seltzer wadder*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh brainyuman replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit fish*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankyous. Peoples ben fergittin to wash em off afore dey puts em back in mah hed. Thems gettin durty.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
liddel pinkee eers!
liddel pinkee nozie!!!!!
blarg ai r dedd
omaiguudness, MM, haow lawng yu bin lyin tehre?
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*Sweepsweepsweepz up brayms*
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hmmmm… lawng enuf foar teh brayms 2 drai aowt!! ohdeerohdeer!! Haow best too rehitrake… beehydrox… maeks tehm skooshy again?.
OhAinoes!
.
*Plops braymes in a bukket ov beeer*
[[ 10 minnit paws in the akshun wyle soeking ]]
*skooshes tehm araownd*
*pores fru a cololandurr*
*shhhhhhhplorp! goes teh braymes bak into MMs braymepan*
*hedboan headboan*
*skrrrrrrrip! goze the duk taype*
*wrappywrappywrappy*
*SNAP! goez teh new CHRG (wdoi)*
*awn goez woozled’s spare pare of JooJanta 2000 peril sensitive sooper-chrrommatic sunglazziz*
*Krinkle krinkle! goez teh new tinfoyl hat*
*wrappy wrappy wif teh blankey*
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Naow yu sitz heer & rests foar a while… haz a chlolkit weezil… wayte – haz 2, taht wuz a prett nastee splort!
I iz in Ur pokkits, stealing Ur hart
OH MAI!!!!! Reaches foir Chrg and ducky tape…
SPLORT!
tew late…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up cs’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Uh ! OH! Don’t go to sleep yet, Anni, we’re gonna need yoou hear!
AI finkso tew! gonna be lotz ub Splortifing wif dis pikture!
But Ai haz a big tyred an nead mai sleap!
we’ll handle things. FangQ Anni, yer the bestest!
KWIK!!! KWIK!!!! Whare is da dukky taype?? I need da dukky taype!!! I need the…
SPLORT
*thud*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Mitts’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
OMCC…I can’t halp myself…my nawt sekond splort ever!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Cattails’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Cattails branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ai’ll leeb ebbriwun in ur hans, cs. U seem 2 be kwite capablol uv dribin teh CCC!
Ai nead 2 go 2 bed naow – din’t sleap mutch lass nite.
G’nite awl!
Sleep well Annipuss and sweet dreamz
Catslave, ur gonna need a zamboni fer sweepin up all teh splorts this lol gonna cause. Gud luk. I’ll be thinkin of u as ai dribe hoam. {{{catslave}}}
Fank u sew much! I was on my way out of teh office and stopped to take a cwik peek at teh gnu lol. Was not prepared fur dis one! Gotta pull myself together an drive hoam! Must…nawt…luk…again!
Duckee Taypes GET UR Duckkee Taypes HEER!!
Onlee Elebentee munnies Fur teh DUCKEE TAYPES WDOI!!
Proceeds go tu teh LOLRUS Bukkit Relief Fund!!!
Iz tehy gonna bai himz a Gnu bucket ?
It wud be teh write fing tew dew!
Six bukkits. teh red wun, teh bloo wun, teh green wun, teh orinj (nawt poysin) wun, teh purplol wun adn teh, adn teh yellol wun
I’ll takes a 6 pack of splort please.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Beee-Boo Beee-Boo … maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Raingods branes an rinse dem wiv seltzer wadder*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh brainyuman replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit fish*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Many fangs catslave, dat was a close one!
*Titens CHRG, averts eyes* Aww, purty lil travel size kitteh! WANT!!
yes, i would like 7 pocket sized lol kittehs. all with a tabby coat. i am willing to pay 10 thousand dollars.
Deese is costs eleventy munnies, ahfinkso!
Hao ennybuddy can’ts go awl splorty ober dat, Ah wud nebber noe.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE (deep bref) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
splort
Dis is da trile size bershun?
Ah’m soled.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Beee-Boo Beee-Boo … maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Rattipuss’ branes an rinse dem wiv seltzer wadder*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh brainyuman replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit fish*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, fank u!
Sumbuddy inna gubbermit shud puts restrikshuns on dese pikshures. Dey’s berry Dangermouse.
AN Penfold!
Awlsew singul surving.
travel size for yor conveenyence
SKWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*SPLORT*
THUD!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Beee-Boo Beee-Boo … maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up AMber cats’ branes an rinse dem wiv seltzer wadder*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh brainyuman replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit fish*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ooh it’s bizzee in heer toonyt! Chonklit armydillo ennywun?
Ambercat AI iz handink The CCC ober tew ewe. dribe carefully! I needz a gnap!
but but but Ai is still in recubbery an orf to beddy byes – is layt o’clok heer in TTI
ok Ai will dribe it 4a while longer
Plz 2 b carful n NAWT sit down on de kitteh!
Darn….I wuz gonna take a knap too!
I callz this purrfection!
LoLcat wif bebbey possums bideo.
ht tp://www.buzzfeed.com/dropsveter/cat-with-baby-possums-a2a
Tiny Pocket full uv kitteh. Big klown pantz full uv kyoot.
it sure are SPLOT in har
oh sh–
*SPLOOOOOOORT*
Tha-thud
sorri, dinna see yew there!
*sweep up teh branes an rinse dem wiv seltzer wadder*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh brainyuman replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit fish*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fankees so berry mush
CALIKO BEBBEH!
WANT!!!
**SSPPLLLOORRRRRTTTT**
this is verra bad todai!
*sweep up rhsb’s branes an rinse dem wiv seltzer wadder*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh brainyuman replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit fish*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, fankees Gammacat!
I wuz nawt purrpayred foar dis.
**wates till nobodee luukin, grabz caliko bebbeh an stuffs it unner hur shurt**
**wandurz in** Ohai peeps! Wutz dis LOL? A pikshur ovva emptee pawkit? **luuks arownd wiffa sashpichun**
Ohai, PH! How u doin?
Yah, iz stranj lol. Mebbe teh Cheezis has had a lawng day?
Ohai red! Aiz gud, tyred. CARP! Aiz bowt tu bern mai salmings! Sea yu inna liddlol wyle!
U havvin fishee tonite?
I can has sum? I lubs fishee…
**gibs red playte ov salmings, red tayturs, an brawkleez** Iz purtee gud, ai finkso! Dere’s enuff furr ineewun else hoo wud lyke sum, tu!
butt ai haz no deezurts, lesson yu wantz low-fat poptart, lyke mai dotter. Pleh.
I haz sum deezurts. Ai haz teh barbarian dubblol chawklitt caek with teh cocomunuts iceen adn teh stawberri Ai screems.
Red, why iz yur shurt meowing? An wiggling?
My bellehz growlolin. I’m relee hungree.
Hmm, I nawt shure I belive yu. How did yu dew in da kompetion tudai?
Nawt wayed-in 2day, will do it 2morrow.
**innosent luuk** Why u nawt beleev me? Wud I lie to yoo, my red-hedded fren?
Bout a lil’ enni, teeni, tiny kitteh stealin? Mmm, maibii, iffen yu thot yu kuld dit awai wif it.
not gonna splode
not gonna splode
not gonna splode
aww, bukkit, who’z i kiddin
:::KA-SPLORT!!!!!!!!!:::
omaicc! annuder wun!
*sweep up teh branes an rinse dem wiv seltzer wadder*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh brainyuman replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit fish*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
terribly sorry to intrude… what’s CHRG?
Chicken-head rubber glove. Ya know, you put a rubber glove on your head and blow it up and it looks like a chicken?
CHRG = chikkin-hedded rubbur glub.
Its wut wii ware awn owr heds to keep owr branes frum splortin. Howebber it nawt awlwayz werks, as shown wif teh kyootniss of teh bebbeh.
LOL!~ ThX
oh, and SSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!!
Halp! It’ 2 much! Cyuootness, Braynz, cyooutness! SPLORT!!!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh viktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Viktim is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
you has teh CCC cweenMJ iz gnap thyme for me! dribe carefully!
Ok, I triyz tu keep up wif dem….. but dey b fawling like flyz!!
Wow! Fankies cweenmj, I feel more like I do now den wen I furst got hear!
Glad tu b uv servis!!?!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(gasp)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
*SPLORT*
*dragz in teh CCC.
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee.
Taypee.
.
Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
Tuk u up in deh floofee pink blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Fankies, ur majistee. Ai needz mah brayne to doing mah werk. *sigh*
By teh way — nawt shur ennywun noticed, but ai warshed awl teh CCC’s floofee blankets ober the week-week-weekend!
fangQ nightshayde! im shur teh splort viktums are glad!
I musta missinged dat….. I wuz owt duing battlol wif deh wind.
Jist donut spit innit!
It wudn’t have mattered…… it wuz so feroshus….. it wuz throwing sand and garbage adn wadder frum deh lake at us…. I musta washt 3 powndz uv grit owt uv mai hair and eerz last nite.
Lotz o’braynez lien aroun….wot eh stikee mes!
the braynes have bin warshed wif sparloly watter!
Here coms da Zombies!
can’t see the picture cuz stoopid ad is blokking it
get firefox wif adblock
blokks teh ads taht are blokking teh LOLz
I jess gitz hoam frum wurks,
Teh co-wurkers awl am jurks!
Teh traffix wuz byond bleefs;
I need to hav sum Lolcat Releefs!
I drop in frunta teh ol HP,
Hoping to find sum felyne funnee,
An O M C C !!!!11!! I gape an stare!
Teh Cheezpeeps branes am ev re whair!
Teh streetz r slipree
Teh bildings awl oozy
Tehre’s possums an blankitz
Fore komfurting teh woozy.
Teh Crash Cart wayles
To anuther SPLORT-and-collapse;
Moar gray cells replaysed
Moar re-linking of synapse.
Teh rottin day a twerk
Is suddinly lost its meening!
Cannot tihnk ov ennything else
Wif babee calico on mai skreen!
*
Note 2 self: Buy stock in Dukk Taep
Klappity, klappity!!!!’
dat berry gud pome, Jenniffuurr!!!!
Egg salent! My scent a mints pre sizely. I’m hoam frum werk now and still having truble keepin my CHRG in place. Must nawt splort agin. *closes eyes tightly…moves to teh next lol with a kwikness!*
awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! so kute
*splort*
Eeek! Lunarmommy down!
*Back, fill, sirens, mirrors – oh wut teh heck, dribe rite downa midlol ova street!*
Here comes teh CCC!!!
Sweep teh braynes inna pile.
Rinse teh braynes in Metromint Choklit Mint water.
Scoop teh braynes – uh, nawt wif DAT scoop, use teh spoon – into teh branial cabbiyty.
Find teh hedbones an fit tehm togevver.
Duck taype, duck taype – hoo’s got teh duck taype? KWAK! Fankes.
Anna CHRG, anna moar duck taype, anna HGG – nope, better jus taype eyes shut – tihs litlol wun iz too kyoot fur goggles.
Heres teh cumfy chare in teh Splort Recubbery Lounges, an heres teh floofy blankit wif spots an stripes an little calico – NO HERES A PLANE BLUE BLANKIT! (Awlmos got me…) An a nies ugly chonklit bananana slug.
Feelin betterer?
Ka-yuute!!!!!
<3
get me a pocket size lol kat!!!!!!
OH NOES!
TEH CUTE! I CAN’T HANDEL IT!
*Splort, crash*
uh, oh!! i’z not so good at teh splort recubbery, so i’m going to pass along teh wunnerful job 2minions did:
*Back, fill, sirens, mirrors – oh wut teh heck, dribe rite downa midlol ova street!*
Here comes teh CCC!!!
Sweep teh braynes inna pile.
Rinse teh braynes in Metromint Choklit Mint water.
Scoop teh braynes – uh, nawt wif DAT scoop, use teh spoon – into teh branial cabbiyty.
Find teh hedbones an fit tehm togevver.
Duck taype, duck taype – hoo’s got teh duck taype? KWAK! Fankes.
Anna CHRG, anna moar duck taype, anna HGG – nope, better jus taype eyes shut – tihs litlol wun iz too kyoot fur goggles.
Heres teh cumfy chare in teh Splort Recubbery Lounges, an heres teh floofy blankit wif spots an stripes an little calico – NO HERES A PLANE BLUE BLANKIT! (Awlmos got me…) An a nies ugly chonklit bananana slug.
wu oh.. I been reached mai limitz, dis bein nawt guds, ai fink mai bery furst splort is im in nent…
AAAHHHH SPLORT!!! *Tathunk*
oh no kerri needs a eggspert reskyoo too:
*Back, fill, sirens, mirrors – oh wut teh heck, dribe rite downa midlol ova street!*
Here comes teh CCC!!!
Sweep teh braynes inna pile.
Rinse teh braynes in Metromint Choklit Mint water.
Scoop teh braynes – uh, nawt wif DAT scoop, use teh spoon – into teh branial cabbiyty.
Find teh hedbones an fit tehm togevver.
Duck taype, duck taype – hoo’s got teh duck taype? KWAK! Fankes.
Anna CHRG, anna moar duck taype, anna HGG – nope, better jus taype eyes shut – tihs litlol wun iz too kyoot fur goggles.
Heres teh cumfy chare in teh Splort Recubbery Lounges, an heres teh floofy blankit wif spots an stripes an little calico – NO HERES A PLANE BLUE BLANKIT! (Awlmos got me…) An a nies ugly chonklit bananana slug.
Othx Lunarmommy, yuz bein sew guds wif da banket tuckinz I falled asweep in da recubery *big stretch* az feel sew much bedderz butt mai slug ben awl melteded, be takn awl dayz tu keen maiselfz butt iz yummy wurks yup ai finkso *keenz an preenz*
Lidlol bebbeh kitteh….. kyoot!!!!!!!!11111111111!
Uh oh.
*SPLORT*
collegekitteh iz down too!! will continyoo yoozing 2minions’ ekspurt teckneek!!
*Back, fill, sirens, mirrors – oh wut teh heck, dribe rite downa midlol ova street!*
Here comes teh CCC!!!
Sweep teh braynes inna pile.
Rinse teh braynes in Metromint Choklit Mint water.
Scoop teh braynes – uh, nawt wif DAT scoop, use teh spoon – into teh branial cabbiyty.
Find teh hedbones an fit tehm togevver.
Duck taype, duck taype – hoo’s got teh duck taype? KWAK! Fankes.
Anna CHRG, anna moar duck taype, anna HGG – nope, better jus taype eyes shut – tihs litlol wun iz too kyoot fur goggles.
Heres teh cumfy chare in teh Splort Recubbery Lounges, an heres teh floofy blankit wif spots an stripes an little calico – NO HERES A PLANE BLUE BLANKIT! (Awlmos got me…) An a nies ugly chonklit bananana slug.
Gud job, lunarmommy! Got to them just a few before I did….
Me tu, we wuz awl bizzy wif splort recubberies at teh saem tiems!
Ohmai! Ohmai! Multiple splorts!
*runz around da ruum, sweeping braynes into piles* KKC there, Kerri over there, and college here.
*getz out Nerf squirty-rifle and rinses awf braynes*
*carefully paks each brayne into the correct braynium, replacez hedbones*
*pulls CHRG wdo butterflies on it over each hed, and adds a 50s baving cap for extra security*
*wraps ducky-tape to fasten the CHRGs and baving caps securely* (qwak!)
Wraps KKC, Kerri and college each in a floofy blankie – red for KKC, blue for Kerri and orange for college*
*takes them to the Splort Recubbery Lounge, gives each a cuppatee and a plate of sordid noms*
Now, just don’t luuk at the kittehs until yoo feelz better.
Oh teh huge manatee! Teh flore iz awl cubberd in braynz, ewww! Wear iz teh Soaring Splort Squad wen wi niidz dem? K. Needs free bukkits. free CHRGs. lawtsa duckytaep. Deep breff adn…
*sweepsweepscoopscoop*
*rinsrinspakpak*
*put awl teh hedbonze tugevver juss liek jigsaw puzzlol*
*duckytaepduckytaepduckytaep*
*snap on teh CHRGs..KKC gets teh flower wun, Kerri getz teh rainbow wun, CK getz teh flutterby wun*
*ebbrybunny to teh splort recubbery lownj*
*soft snuggly cheezpeepz blankees all araond*
*hot choklit adn sordid truffles fur ebbrywun*
Dere, taiks it eezy awyle adn not tu luk at teh cyoot wiffaot protektib Happy Goggie Gogglols.
Tank u awl!
*waves tuxedo furred paw under awl of her cheezfriends blankees!*
*MAJER SPLORTAGE!!
HALP MI!*
uhohs, howz ai be geddin ta braynz uf teh celingz *getz big ladder an skraper an skapz teh braynz uf teh celinz*
dey bein eberywarez…
*pullz owt wet/dry vac an suckez teh braynz uff teh kurtanz sweepz up teh braynz awn teh flurz*
*brinz dem tu da sinkz an washin dem all gudz*
*putenz dem bak in teh hedz*
*pezin teh skulz togeder*
uh oh, iz peece mizzin *finden mizzin peece stukz on teh wall an pudden it in pace*
Dukytaez…ai uze teh purdy purplz *dukytapnz all teh hed togeder*
*puden un teh CHRG(wdoi)*
*wrapz Katzi in teh floofy purplz banket tu match teh dukytapz*
*Puttz a ne ice hut choklut in wun hanz an a choklut blob phish in da odder*
*tuckz da banket in wif a patpat* Der, yuz bee feelinz much bedderz sun, don bee lukin at da kute fur a liddle whale an yu bee awl gud.
The first time in history, that “fun size” actually is fun.
no – not needz splortz – aaargh – 2 late – desk awl messy now
oh diz iz bein teh bury messy job
*getz owt teh vacumez wif teh bery smal nozzel fur getin da braynes fum between teh keyburd*
*uzez spesial spong fur keenin teh puder skeen*
*sweepsweeps da braynez on teh flur*
*washin dems awl gud*
*pudden dem bak in teh hedz*
*peesin teh skulbonz awl tugeder*
Der iz sew meny widdle peces…dis be teh jub fur teh superbraynzskullpecingluz *gluz awl teh peces tugeder*
*wapin wif sum dukytapez jus tu be saf*
*gedz wrm banky tu tucktuck wolfkyt awl snug*
*pudden teh hitz choklut in wun hanz an teh choklut blob phish in teh udder hanz*
Yu relx hear fur a widdle an den yu be awl gud fur wurkinz agan.
Jus got heeer… man whutamess. Splorttsunami! I nebber did see so mangy CHRG’s in 1 place an its pretty funny lookin.. Smell of chowkilatt iz makin me hungree. I fink mebbe theres more out there who couldnt reach teh keybord in time, too.
Iz bein jus tu kute, iz bery dangrus… Ai jus bein gad ai lernded hao tu halp teh kittehz thx tu Judson’z Splort Repare in stuckshons.
AAAAAAHHHHH
*SPLOR-POP!!!*
Mah CHRG wuzn’t enuff to stop deh epic magnitude elebenty splort.
now mah branes iz on da ceeling. Plz to not tern on da ceeling fan.
Ka-blam.
dubble splort
tribble splort
o mai, can’t take it!! Much 2 cyoot!
*thud*
me 2…..
O.O s-so….CUUUUUUTE!!!!!!
Don’t sit down…
I seez teh Deviantart watermark stamp!
I agree with caitlyn! so CUTE SUPER-DUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
awwwwww! its sooooo cute!
As shnug as a kitteh in McDonald’s (a.k.a. Cheezburger Palace, teh place most kittehs can only dream about.).