
Concerned kitty can only help u if ur ready to open up
dis kitteh nawt sew gud wif emoshuns.
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Concerned kitty can only help u if ur ready to open up
dis kitteh nawt sew gud wif emoshuns.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: foolishmortal via Advanced Lol Builder
a can uf toona
an box of cheezburgers!
Carosue! A so-low NS!! What drinkees and dansees can we offer – or would you purr-fer kawnsuling?
*putz finnerz in teef anf wistlolz:
FWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Kum on u dansin ratz!!!!
git in heer!!!
Line up!!
Sheesh!! u think hurding catz iz tuff…. try rangling conga ratz!!!
*Conga Ratz shufflol adn stragglol in
U dhere!! Sekkund frum deh left, wutz ur name??? Shelby? Ok Shelby straten up!! Suk in dat belly!!! Luk a live dere!!!
Ok, carosue, deh conga ratz iz reddy tu dans fur u.
Kong-ga, kong- ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, kong- ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, kong- ga, KONG-GA!!
Here dey r, awl dewing deh conga!!
Lovely ill lust ration. Izzat Shelby at teh end, der? He looks like his heart’z nawt innit todai. Maybe too much party over teh week week week end?
A lust ration???? Hmmmm… I just mite wan wun ib dose …. Ar dey kept in da NB??
I no no wan a ill wun, sew kin I hab a helfee wuin?
Dat iz beautimous drarwing!
We wurk alot fer a glamrus conga rats perfumeance…cweenmj lines everbuddy up lukkin
georgeous…Ai laik to maik lil turbines wit shiny satan
fruits…painapples, mangroves, bandannas, lemurns,
cherrishs…And Now…Conga Rats for Carosue!
@@@@@ carosue!
Hey skwirrlee! Hous awl kleen?
Kitteh seems more bored den concerned.
Uv corse. Is therapist. Dey ll liek dat wen yu not lukkin.
Dey haz teh waching teh clok win u nawt lukkink an saiz Tymz Up wen u in middlol uv splillin ur gutz.
Ohdeerohdeerohdeerohdeerohdeerohdeer. Dat luuks jus liek mah Nina who crost teh bridg bak in 2001.
Sew pritteh!
Well – aifink mah Nina wuz a littlol prettier.
Instead uv teh dark markin unner hur rite eye, mah Nina had wut luuked liek purrrrfektlee applied eyeliner ebree singlol day.
Dis kitteh luks lyke her been cryin, an her eyeliner haz runned.
Compashunit kitteh iz compashunit.
Such perddy markins!
Wif teh lill wite paws, luks luiek kitteh wif excellnt cuddlolol skillz frum erlier fred.
Ai cudz may bee confide in dis kitteh, shee wun nawt tell ennywun, Aifinkso.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
liddel pinkee noze!11
Blah blah blah , now FEED ME!
wut du u fink it meenz??
Go ahead caller, I’m lissening.
Frasier ref!!!
YAY!
iz yu reddy to halp urself?
To kiteh, teh ink blawt looks like chikkin gooshey fuds….in her tummy.
Dr. Tinycat iz redee tew halp u wif awl ur prawblims, eff tehy invololve kitteh treets oar gushiefud oar toona oar …
..
ooh shinee!
…or albacore toona
belly rubbings
catslace hoomins
d…..
ded mousies….e
…enuff bugs 4 ebbryone …fat bugs 4 ebbryone …goggies who r fraid ob me…..h
hedless shrimps
ice creem wif crunchies
jellied halibut
k….
kawld marbl tu lye on in summerz
lil nip(py) bawls
mices, catnipz an odderwise
nyce warm lap fur teh wintur sitz
o…
…ober stuffed fluffy pillows……PPPEEEEEBWEEES!!!!….Q
Quyet plaice tu shleep
Royal treetmint att awl tiems
Sauteed salmon oar sushi
T….
Toona (moar ov)
Uvver gushifuds
Wawm sunspawts tu lye in in wynter
Xtreeemlee larj tins ov toona (c abuvv)
Yooj tins ov toona ebben
Zumpfin tu mak a chanj from awl tihs toona wunce in a wile
I wuz refrenced to Dr Concerned Kitteh by Dr Tinycat fur mah brane trubbles!
Datz a canna wurms, aifinkso.
Dat’ll be eleventy hunnert dawlers and owwer, pleez.
sry, ur tyme is up nao. Pleez to skejull uppoyntmint fue nekst weak, kthnxbai.
@zoeandmir-grate about tyme up an cawst for
kitteh’s time!
Or yu can has paymint plan: wunnertoo cheezburgerz a dai.
Jeditigger…Can haz sliding scale?
shurlee that wud be a SLIDER scale?
SLIDER scale! Hahahahaha.
Oar 5 cents.
Butt (snerk) ai iz nawt bettur yet! I can has overtime plz?
Sry, ai wood but ai haz wayting rume fool uv kittehs wif brane trubbles.
Nawt to werry, ai maek u bettur nekst weak
I can use psychi..psichiatrist…oh drat, can use terapist after today.
Tempatashun to kills parental units verrah strawng b4 & after Boomer’s funeral today…
Sry
{{{hugs}}}
{{{{{Chessie}}}}}
Ai iz so sorry abowt u losin ur bruvver — an awlso dat dere wuz drama at teh funeral.
Taek a deep breff & know dat u haz ur Cheezpeeps heer finkin uv u!
ai sew sawry bowt yur brudder
{{{Chessie}}}
{{{{chessie}}}}
meant to add -
plese donut kills the parental units, bekuz akses to teh interwebs is berry sketchy frum prison.
plese to find kitteh belleh to snorgle insted – is berry gud ferapies Aiknoeso.
Whol day wuz hard awn everywun, Ai suspectz.
{{{{chessie}}}}
parentil yewnits can bee a payne…
an ai noe wut iz liek too lose a bruddur, ai haz had taht in mai lief. iz nawt sew ezee….
*sinds beems tew chessie*
{{{{Chessie}}}}}
Stress kin making peepz akt weerd. {{{{{Chesseez Parentil Unitz}}}}}
I no nose why peeps act der worstest just wen dey shud be ta der bestest. I sew sorry you had dis to deel wif too….
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Chessie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
oh mai cween, u haz sedd it! peeps act verree weerd in tyme uv greef.
*slo, sad hedshayke*
{{{{{{{{{{Chessie}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Mii Christine symfasizes wif you — she losted her brudder two… I’m sew berry berry sowwy furr you…
{{{{{Chessie}}}}}} Sumtymes yu just haz tu say WTF, an let it go. I am so sorry to hear about your brother. I will keep you in my thoughts.
Prayers and hugs to you. I’m so sorry for your loss. {{{{{Chessie}}}}}
{{{chessie}}} Hope yer time IN Cheezlandz can halp in som small way.
Dis be hard tyme fur ebberywon. Trai to nawt let it getz to u. Teh cheezpeeps be sendin u awl thyre lub n hugs to keep u strawng.
{{{{{{Chessie}}}}}}
{{{{{{chessie}}}}}}}}
ai simpafize wif patricidal urjes – ai gets em all teh time re mai mudder. alzheimers is such fun.
Marrmee Kitteh canz
eeevur lissenz 2 Hewminz
oarz playz Hydez & Seekz
Marrmee Kitteh waytz
payshuntlee 4 Hewminz 2
den hurz canz habz Phunn!
Brandz noo Curtinnz
cawllz Marmee Kitteh 2 leepz
andz clymz way upz hye!
Jack.
*claps floofee paws fur Jack*
U haz such talent!!!
Fantatstic makeup!! I do hedplot ov it for mah nex produkshun of CATS! (Mah favrit showe for doon teh makeups on. Wiz of Oz prutty gud too, but CATS is more lol-er.)
I have always loved the makeup & costume on Bombalurina. If I was about 50 pounds lighter, I’d try to figure out how to be her for Halloween.
Or eh could go play WoW wit you.
open♪
psstt – if dere be ne EvatehDiva fans hoo wants a magnit – wii still haz sum! awl wii needs iz yur address
Aaaaakkkkkk!!! I just postingifyd dis on deh old lol.
Well, folkz, I gess it b time tu taking mai satlolite dish down…… Must go 4th and battlol deh wind agin.
Enny Sandman fans owt dere? Cuz her neeto izliner luks like hims litlol sister, to me…
Ai am backz fum mai weekend awayz an it wus bery nice. Ai bee habzin a bery nice visiting wif mia merican fabaly an had bery mobing moment after mai Gandmas burday. Mai liddle cuzons be habing balloons an day aksidenly be lebbing dem go. Dis bee teh same day as we wuz lebbing dem go her. Sew iz mak da vibeo az ai wuz watchin dem be floated away tinkin but Matt an Boomer.
h tt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYnW943bDjY&feature=player_embedded
Sumtimes lif iz bein funnehs hao it beingz awl cunnected.
Kerri tht bideo was berry nice. Life can be strange at times, interconnecting and interweaving fantasy and reality.
I keep thinking that Boomer and Matt were met and greeted by Lyantha on the far side of the rainbow bridge.
{{{catslave}}} *blink blink* durn dese eyes ov myne…
{{{catslave n africat}}} …snivles…
Gotz tu goe tu wurk naow. Has a nyce day PJP. {{{pj perry}}}
Hab a good wurk!
My hooman very fed up wit his job. His boss so mean he won buy staff coffee or milk. they have buy demselves and dere only 4 peeps in office. My hooman say, don’t ever get a job, smudgie. Me feel sorry for him but tinks have a naps now.
He has teh same expreshun as Andy Rooney on sicksty minuts.
Looks like Docta Phil Kitteh 2 me! =)