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Finally…a use for all those lidless Tupperware containers
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Ai need sum kittehs fur mai boksis
Con cat u lations to ewe all. A six wai tye!
I does a dans for you to sillybrate
*dans dans dans*
*twirl twirl twirl rite*
*twirl twirl twirl left*
ooh diizzzy………thud
ai guess ai failed de dansin. So I gets the conga rats.
conga conga conGA…
Thx nyghtwynd – u dans beddur dan Ai can!
*takes out order pad*
*liks pencil tip*
hi, i yam sweetpea, and i’ll be yr waitron to day. Would you like to hear da speshuls? We aer running a twofer on kittehs.
I’ll hab elebentee x 2 kittehs pleez!
*dans dans dans*
Ohai Watron sweetpea! I’d like a half dozen kittehs awn teh half shell please.
hiya ai r longcat
n ai r be ur teknikal, spiritual, and menu adviser
Slepz tite kitteh!
on sekund thorts taht cud be kittehS thow ai’z nawt hunderd perssent shure bout dis.
Waal, Ai can see free eerz, so unless it iz wun kitteh wiv an eggstra eer…..
Oh dat’s rite, I woz lukking fur teh uvver hed in teh bottum rite corna
Ohai miniminsmum! Ai laiks ur abatar! Iz knew, rite?
Fankyoo FluffyB. Dis mai Frawsty kitteh aka Mini-min (to disteen…. deestin…. tell himz apart frum hour ubba groaned-up kittehs (maxi-mins)).
Caturday ai lernded hao to mayke teh abatar, todai ai lended abowt teh smileees. Nebber two owld to lern aifinkso.
Ai see u is awl bloo nao wiv a kyoot abatar too! Ai steel haz to lern abowt teh blooness
Goe 2 teh cheez town cryer dat cweenmj haz ogamnized:
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ (cloze teh gap) an u wull fynd haow 2 do it!
Oh fanks Anni, tihs beez moast halpful!
*runs off to chek owt teh sight*
speaking of abatars – you has nu one too!!
*dans dans dans – hop hop hop – skip skip skip – twurl twurl twu… thud*
Yay for nu abbatars!!!
Sew phar, ai cowntid free eers, tu colollars, siks featsis, moast ob a wite kitteh, dittoe teh cow-kitteh, an teh tip ob sumbunnees orinj (nawt poysin) tayul. Mebbeh dis bees a boks ob spair parrts, foar teh kitteh repares??
Lidless? Canno “burp” the top, then.
U nawt b kneadin tawpz 4 da boksiz — kitteh awlwaiz can haz teh freshniss lawkt in…
kitteh storage!
And teh good news is that teh kittehs burp themselfs!
i wish you would keep a lid on dat kinda humor
Hmph. I thought I sounded kinda
eructateerudite.waits for lcb to stop eructating da alfamabets.
Would u prefer that I got GP to do his impiggehnation of Le Petomane?
Don’t worry; u is not a vicar.
(That’s a Failblog in-joke, u know.)
* lukks arownd * hmm… adn dere wus meh finking ai wus in Cheezland… * shrug *
I is teh… (dun dun DUN)… multiblogular. STN
well… AI is a cheezey piggeh OWNLEE…
Az well u shud b. wii duz not share ower piggeh wif no wun!! No way!! no how!!!
But… but… u has no prollem wif MY being shared?
*cries*
But anyways, why doesn’t u put on ur tassels and do teh danse u dids yesterday at teh chess match, for teh benefit of those Cheezpeeps who was not there to watch it on teh GinormoTron?
o, yu nose ai wud lubb tu… but but but aifinkso ai has pulled sumfing… mebbeh yu shud du yur speshul pompom dans dans fur ebberywon?
Pulled something or someone?
My pompoms is at teh cleaners. That is, if u did ur job and taked them there like I axed u to.
well… ai tryed tu taek dem but but but dey wud nawt fit in mai bag so Fronk sed hims wud come ober adn poleesh dem fur yu
It’s always something wif u, isn’t it?
Oh, look, gammacat’s waiting for u to does ur dance. Go on, donot disamappoint her!
hmm… ai donut no… ai donut feel so grate, akshully… deed ai nom sumfing ai shud mebbeh nawt has yesserdai?
*reviews list of things GP nommed yesterday, looking for anomnomnomalies*
Lessee… u eeted and/or drinked:
Abundant quantities of everything
Beers, all sorts
Chili dawgs, elebenty
Dark choklits
Ecru chocklits
Fuschia chocklits
Gushifuds onna stick
H…
Hawt dawgs
I scream
Jumbo bag ob pork scratchings
K..
Hawt dawgs
Icee kreem (garlic flavured)
Jelle beens
K…
Kwite a lot ob crisps
Lumpee fuds
Mustards onna chilli dawg
N…
Ninety twelve choklit caeks
Orinj mushrumes (poisin wuns)
Plentee of lasannnia onna stik
Qumkwats n ubba zotic froots
R…
Rum-soaked frootz
Sevrul varieteez uv cheezcaek
Too menne fried fuds
Unyun rings
Velvet caek (red)
Waddurmellun
Xtra larj bag uv pretzels
Yello caek wif fudgy icing
Zabaglione-filled pastreez
*pouts* Nightshade hogged awl da rest ub da letterz ….
Donot be teh sad, E_M. Is a list of whut GP eated yesterday. Plenty of room to start a hole new list of fuds!
ohai GP! how have you been?
A tassel danse?
*pulls up chayre and gets popcorms*
Ohai GC! Hao yu is? Umm… LCB KrazyGlood sum tasslols awn meh yesserdai adn maed meh dansdans fur mai haff thyme chillee dawg…
sooooo, letz see teh akshun replai. In teh sloe moshun!
oh deer! {{GP}} are yew over the shock?
I’m sure if u look at teh official recorded version of yesterday’s events, u will see that once again our GP is havening prollems wif his memory.
oh oh oh yu kin sea teh extry slow mowshun reeplai ob meh scampering across teh chess bored awn teh GinormoTron… graysefull, ai is it!
80
42?
smilee fail! I meant
that wuz teh funny, ifinkso evreewun shuld kno abowt teh vicar and teh potato (leestwayz teh growd-up cheezfolks, anyway)
“growd-up” chronologically, or “growd-up” emoshunally?
*snerk*
Ai reeded dat az “grownd-up,” and thot “owie!”
Dat’s wut it feals liek, mennee daes.
“Growd-up emoshunally nawt want ta no — gotz beddar stuffz ta doo doo doo wop wop… *oh sorry – i gotz carried awai wif da beat beat beat … *
oooh dots! *bat bat bat*
ifinkso teh story haz a certin “not-growd-up” emoshunal appeel *snork*
I can had uh eructator set win I wuz uh kidlet … butt (!) I nebber eructated enny alfamabitz wiffit…
In my sperience, ALL kidlets IS eructator sets. Specially bois but there is some girls whut can eructate wif teh best of them.
*ponderz* *runz ober to Google an findz “eructate – To eject, as wind, from the stomach”*
*falls onna da floor laffin*
*SNERK* yup bois do it bestest butt da gurls kin ejct wind wif da best ub dem …
inn hurr yunger dais mai sisturr cud belch awn command, shee wuz mush in demand at birfdai partiez
i aer in yr tupperware preserving teh floof
I’m in ur tupperwares, steelin’ ur burps.
:giglol:
fresh kittehs stay fresh
Lidless containers for listless kittehs.
FTW!!1!
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Ohai, LCB! I seed ware U sed “Ohai” yestiddee, butt (!) I had awlriddee winted awai sew I nawt b seein it till 2dai…
Mmm-hmmm. A likely story.
U should buy me something pritty to make up for it. Like a box of sordid kittehs, mabye. Wif or wifout a lid. Surprize me.
Spryz! I awlriddee gottid U wun! Dey puttid uh pitcher uvvit onna tawp ov dis LOL! Wun biggun n wun liddulun, bowf wiffa bell onna rainblol coller!
.
(n da bellz r teh shynee 2!)
*reaches for kittehs, brakes fingernails on computer monitorator*
*looks accusingly at Aahz*
*rolls eyes innocently*
OW! Hay! Kwit rolling my eyes!
OH! Sry … I thotted thoz wuz mien…
*gives eyes back to LCB*
*rolls OWN eyes innocently*
kthxHAY! These is not my eyes, after all. Mines is blue. These is… well, I dunno… puce?
pew pew pewse!!!!
Hmmm… I NOEZ I haddem heer uh minnit agoe… Lemme C…
*looks around in bag of eyes*
Green… brown… hazel… red… purplol… Noap, nawt b seein enny bloo wunz in heer…
*looks around in bag of marbles*
Aggeez… Steeleez… Indeeunz… Alleez… Catz Eyez… O wayt, doze nawt b Catz Eyez, doze b LCB’s eyez!
*cleans up LCB’s eyes*
Heer U R, LCB … Hoald awn — wanna plai uh gaym uv marblolz?
*gives Aahz teh nary eyeball*
“nary eyeball”? Izn’t dat awn da Groop “W” binch?
Den how u gonna keep dem fresh?
Plz to nawt be puttin tehm in teh kool boks!
ohai Tribble how U iz?
Ohai two_kittehs! Eye iz phine tank u. Howz by u?
Teh summur weddur haz phynalee cawt upp wit Mareeland. Izz hot heer now, not lyke wen u bisited.
Store in a cool, dark place.
Adn as an eggstra bownis, yew doan eben needs tu gib teh gushifuds in a bowl aniimoar, kitty cums wif kuntainur inklooded!
… Wyle stocks last!
It snooziz, it hissiz, it maykz elebenty Joolien fryz, kumz in 9 kullerz, n kawmplimintz enny howshoald.
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Void ware purr-hibitid. Batteries, gushifudz, n fur coam nawt b inkloodid. Shippin n handlin b eggstree, butt (!) pettin n snorglin b free.
Kawl naow — op-PURR-ayterz b standin bie (oar mebbe layin onna flore bie)
MAWM, I ar being squished
Wuts neggst? Kitteh inna can? Tehy haz teh cheezburger in a can!
Dey wull haz 2 lerm haow 2 yooze teh can opner tho!
*nods hed* Yesh, butt (!) ai wudn put eet past dem. Kittehs kan doo wut kittehs wanna doo!!!
♪♫
Lidless boxes on teh carpet,
Lidless boxes filled wif kitteh-kattens,
Lidless boxes, lidless boxes,
Lidless boxes, WANT WANT WANT.
♫♪
Brillyunt eerwurm LCB!!! Eggsalad!
Sing wif me!
♪♫
There’s a white one and a Tux one
And they’re all splort-y kitteh-kattens…
♫♪
er… wut’s teh toon?
Try this:
the toon from “littlol boxes on the hillside, littlol boxes made of ticky-tacky, littol boxes on the hillside and they all look just the same.”
taht wud bee Little Boxes writed an sung by Malvina Reynolds in teh 60′s an cuvvered by lawts uv peeps, mos notablee Pete Seeger. It lampoooons teh develipmint uv suburbeea an conformitee
♫ Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same,
There’s a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they’re all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same. ♫
Wun time att shurch campp, teh musishans caym upp wif tihs addishunal bers:
We always wear clean underwear
In case we get in an accident!
And it’s all made out of ticky-tacky and it all looks just the same!
Whish ob cors gabe uss teh gigglols.
EEP!
unnerware maid owt uv ticky-tacky?? dew nawt want!
Welol, ai alwais fot uv taht az grannipannies.
Watch Weeds on Showtime…brillliant!
aww, ai duzznt haz Showtime
*sobs wifadisaperntmint*
Me neither. When I hads teh Showtime, all teh cool shows was on teh HBO. Now when I has teh HBO, all teh cool shows is on teh Showtime.
Teh grass is always greener on teh other preemium channel. *nods*
wurl, acauz ai wurks teh ebening shif (pleh) ai doan haz tyme tew wach teewee durin teh weekweekweek sew ai jus haz tew lowist teer (ie cheepist) cable serbice ai cahn gits. ai onlee waches awn weekendz sew iz otay. ai spends mush moar tyme awn teh puter aneehoo.
That makes sense. Even though I work in teh daytimes, I still use teh DVR to watch teh TV for me in teh evenings then get catched up wif watching stuff on weekents. Mostly movies, though.
Teh HBO came wif teh initial package I ordered. I prolly should drop it because between teh other movie channels I gets wif teh package and Netflix and stuff my DVR would need a DVR to keep up wif everything.
I got rid f da Showtime too but plan on gettin Weeds on DVD or something. It’s worth looking 4.
Netflix or the liberry also works. Mai liberry carries a decent number of DVDs (if you can stand the wait) and the inter-liberry loan system is pretty good too.
Oooh thanx, gammacat! Good i d a!
♫ and they’re squished in
and they’re squashed in
and they’re curled up in the tupperware
lidless boxes full of kitteh-kattehs
get the snorgle snorkle please ♫
*Clappity clappity wifout ticky-tacky!*
derze a meezer
adn a caliko
adn an orinje won (hooz nawt posin tho)
adn a tuxie
adn a tabbee
butt their awl nawt juss teh sayme!
yay!
Dats a berry usefool talent teh kittehs hav. Dey kan sleeps aneewair an in anee pozishun. Ooooo mai back! Eet hurts jus lukkin at teh pikshur!
Reemines mii ov bein in teh army. Dere yu awlso lerned tu sleep aneewear, aneetime, aneeway.
Kitteh be beeeeerrrri supplol aifinkso.
*wonders if teh Tupperwares peeps know about this and if they does, does they sell teh gummint special Stor-a-Soldier containifiers?*
Aim shure teh Deep art munt of Offense will inisheeate a Elebenty Billion munnies study into teh mattur!
Wunst win I wuz growin up, uh raydeeo DJ purr-tindid 2 b uh saylzmun 4 Tupperware, n kawld uh fyoonrul hoam triein 2 sellz dem sum Tupperware koffinz!
Himz sedded wunna da sellin poyntz wuz dat dey “lokt in da freshniss!”
When I wuz in boot camp, I lerninged how tu sleep standing in formashun at attenshun. Sleep deprivayshun, I hadz it. :S
U wuz in teh boot camp, ur majistee? Wut branch wuz u?
IZ Boot Camp ANyfing like Band Camp?
ANd why wuz the camp Band?
I wuz in the Arm- ewe wantz tew gnow
Kittehs be beeeeerrrri supplol aifinkso.
Hiccups?
O yesh. Pardun mee!
Oh mai…dat looks…..kozee? Da kittehs be snugglin aifinkso
am ai seein tree kittehs in dere?
AAAH! Ur awn mai fuut!
Noe, ur awn MAI fuut!
Ur skwishin mai bell!
Sumwuns fuut iz in mai eer!
Gerrawf meh!
Ai wuz heer furrst!
Mahm! Halp! Ai cahnt breeve!
Moove!
Noe, u moove!!
To fynd owt hao menee kittehs in teh boks yoo haz to cownt teh pause n dibide bai fore!
Sew dat wud bee [lessee, um ... ad dem tugeddur, kari teh elebentee, *nit wun purrl wun, ripeet frum * twelftee-six tiems ...] ownlee wun-anna-haf – dat kant bee rite, kannit??
I think you are right. There seems to be sum eggstra paws in there!
Hmm looks a little like the bonsai-cats…
no kittehs wuz hurt in da process.
http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/
♫ Demz iz Tupperware ™ kittehs
Oh Tupperware (TM) kittehs
dey no awl teh new fings
teh tried anna true fings
fur lockin in…Fresh ness! ♫
Aifink dem kittehz lub wunanudder an wen dis iz sew, it dowant mettr if deyz liddle roomz ur knot. Dem kittehz iz sew luki tew hab eech udder!
Dis bee awf thred butt Uniquekitty haz sum Eva the Diva magnits lef frum a cheezmeet an offerid tew sen dem tew aneewun taht wud lyke wun.
Myne arribed dis weekend an it iz sew cayute, Eva wif hurr green wubbie! Ai fink dere r sum lef if aneewun wans wun, let Uk kno.
An fank u bery mush Uniquekitty, bery kind uv u!
I iz confuse. I sees one kitteh wif blak-an-wite an one kitteh wif all-white, and then I sees at least six paws in the lower rite corner an…Im very wurried abowt whoose beije tayl that might be.
ai seez tree kittehs butt (!) dere cud bee a forf wun skwished in dere…
an dere’s an eckstra paw under teh wite one’s chin…akshully I see more paws ever time I luk at teh piksher.
That gives me pawse…
law ob kitteh-fizix: teh kittehness eggspands to fill teh avaylablol spayse. if not room for a hoel nuvver kitteh, just haz sum spare parts.
oh donut get wurried Duffy! aifinkso teh beige-y tayle and teh bigger paws unnerneef it belongs to teh bigger kitteh, whut alsew has sum beige onna eer.
Just don’t burp the lid.
nawt wifowt sayin ‘exskwees meh’ aneewai
But… but… u can’t burp teh lid WIFOUT skweezing.
*has a confused*
Iz eezee, LCB — U skweez, burp da lid, den sai “exskweez me” aftur da burp…
Mannurz iz nawt berree cornfuzzlin…
Are they stackablol?
They got in, but hows they gonna get out?
iffen tehy heer teh cahn opner dey gonna *sproing!* owt lyke sumwun hit teh ‘ejekt’ buttun
Like an explodamable can of snake-like things?
Bell on cat = crime
Ah was lookin for a cleen pair of soks, and then this happind
When you put those fresh dead bodys in the deep freeze… after riger sets in and they’ve had a few days to get REALY cold…
…they totaly look like this.
*bakks away slowly frum casa*
No, realy! even the fur gets all frozen in weird ways like in the picture…
Redefining comfortable.
Aww, they look just like my little kitties… Though they aren’t. Heh
Tupperware is microwave safe isn’t it?
Boxcat!
Easier to put away since lego.
: D
y dont u try to start speaking right.oh im srry.wuh dwint chu stayart spaykcin riauht.asshole
ooo…kitty tetris!