
Didn’t mean to scare ya, dude. Dude?
i wuz jus wishin u a happeh caturday!
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Didn’t mean to scare ya, dude. Dude?
i wuz jus wishin u a happeh caturday!
Picture by: Neko. Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
Kitteh climbs laddur of sukksess
Yay! a fower wai tie wif missy leedin by a wisker! Congarats!
Ohai, Missy!
Conga-rats awn leedin teh fore-way brayde!
Wut kinda drinkees an noms wud u lyk foar sillybrayshunz?
Tanks, RH and Bluesfan…but teh other commints were much more clever-er than mine….to cell-e-brate let’s have crosonts and tee.
May I halp u wiff da refreshmints?
Conga rats Missy, u can bee leedin teh conga line to teh tybootik!
I finkso ur commint wuz teh kyoot!
**offurs tee an crawsants to eberywun**
Tanks sew much! Mine’s filled with teh chocolate…wat’s ebbryone else gawt?
Oooh, dat’s my fabrit!
I has tryed to mayk dem at hoam, butt dey nawt turn owt so grate.
I’m enjoyin sum tee rite now. I’ve been prisin stuff foar teh hyooj yard sael awl day an haz been soopur-bizee!
yu is havin Hooje yard sail? OOoooo. I wish I cud come!
I iz part of teh biggest yard sael!
I finkso teh webiste iz w w w. 127sale dot com
Wii set up Toosday nite an start sellin awn Wezday an sell until Caturday oar wii owta stuff.
hoepfullee u’ll bee owtta stuff fast! an nawt hafta hawl ennyfing hoem!
I’ve alreddy desyded dat moast of teh unsold stuff will be goin to teh Goodwill. I be tryin to get rid of clutter – nawt wanna keepin it!
conga rats!
sorree fur posten adn runnen….wuz doen teh chorz
Iz yu alives down there?
Iffn u aer, den get me sum fud
iz long wai down?
Hoominz doan’t land awn dere feets
Sawreeeeeee!!
Kin yew git me a brewski whiel yew is daown tehre?
As long as you’re up… er, down…
nd sum sammiches. Not caer wot flavor, jist lots of sammiches. Naow.
awltho toona alwais maeks a gud sammich…
Mmmmm, toona. wib mebbe a cheezburger as well?
Tuna burger wif Cheeze? Pleaze!
Erm…iz ur leg spose tew bendify lyke taht?
Ouchie…!
Tee hee hee hee heeeeee!!!
I hoap wuz nawt a fyremen!
butt (!) eff it wuz, ai bet ai noe sumwun hoo’d taek reel gud caer uv him…
I wud offur, butt I’m nawt gonna be hoam mutch dis week an am gonna be egg-sawstid.
911, we have an emergency! WEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOOO! Kitty: “Meow Meow mew Hisssss Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!” Note to police officers: Learn to understand Kitty-speak
Cheezfrenz, u been awn my miend
Cheezfrenz, wii iz elebenty of a kiend
Oh, Cheezfrenz, I’m keepin my eies awn u….
Stranj fing abowt grabity.
I has been biktim menny tiems, an gots teh skarz to proov it.
Da deprabity ob da grabity!
Wot goes down dusn’t cum bak up agin!
Yah, sumtymez it layz dere an goes “Ooowww..”
explain that to my dinner…………..
Eeewww…
Did dat happin to u, Dan?
Want sum gingur ale?
Oar……wud u purrfurr.
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A DR PEPPER?!?!?
I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too?
Nawt me. I nawt lyk teh stuff.
I purrfurr teh gingur ale. Kanajun Dri, plz.
mii nethur!
if you only knew…….
PUrrsinlolly I purrfurr rootbeer or ginjar ail.
Uh O!
o teh hooj grabitty!
LOL!!! Am ai in a gud mooood. . .oar iz ebreewun just a bit ufnee-er this ebening??
Yesh!
Tos mii awp teh hamma, wud yu? Derez shingulz nede nailun.
A loos shinglol is a bad shinglol.
Kitteh haz shinglols? Dat is nawt good at awl!
*shudder* had’em, don’t want’em again.
I haz herd dey iz berry payneful.
Gues, teh wevver heer 2day iz BEYOOTIMUS!
Nawt too hawt an nawt too hyoomid. Teh sun be owt an teh sky iz purty wif floofy whyte clowdz.
I hazza jellus of teh peeplols awn teh motorsikklols 2day. Iz purrfeck day foar rode trip.
or get a liddle wurk done up on teh roof…
AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIOOOOooooooaaaaeeee……..
Iz u part Cajun, PT?
ai tawt ai hurd eh pootytat…
U haz a whole herd uv puddy tatz??? Lukky u!!!!
Wayl, BC ittnt the ONLY one with minion!
You DID! You Did! You Did hear a PootyTat!!
aim glad ai did! *shilee awfurz teh furree paw awf frenshep* it becomen frum ‘azevedan’ wen yu seez it!
*brushes off paw and self* Why thankya! We’re now friendz! I be on an off here for a while nao…thanks for the invite!
Hoooey…Dat troo…(nawt really!)
Or would it be, Troo Dat?!?!
Got to wundurr: did kitteh helpify the downward trend of the hoomin?
noe butt (!) ai bet tehy wawched!
*ClangClangClangClangClangClangClangClang*
SOund ob hoomans chin hittin teh alumin.. alumen… teh metal rungs ub teh ladder on the wai down …
…dat has been misteryuslee greezed wif vasloleen…
LOL
Akshully I did meen to scare yu but not so bad yu fellz down.
You needs v-e-t for hoominz?
kitteh finks, mebbee i kan get hyoomin “tootered” wile him iz at teh peeple v-e-t, show him wut its liek.
oooh, I liek how kitteh finks! Iz debine justyce!
Meh likes u flies!
unforchunately, hyoominz not fly so gud…
Tehy nawt hab wingz leik Burdies dew!