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I’m sorry, but the Stairway to Heaven is closed for renovation. May I interest you in an alternate destination?
u mite wantz 2 bring a sweter.
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in a wurd, no
IZ So-low Nawt secund for ewe Carosue!
A Pear 0 Ducks!! Soooo-low – an yet – so HAI!!!
So – HAI up there, carosue!! Ar yoo wayting fur a kitteh to skeer yoo??
Conga conga ratz ratz!!
Ai gibs u a limonade wif mint sew u can git teh “nip” afekt.
Conga-rat-shoelaces on your nawt-second, carosue!
fank yu awl! I hasd decided it is a beautimus kitteh, an nawt basement kat. Is a stair bloking kitteh, tho, that is tru!
Just take teh slide!
iz much faster!
Teh one awn teh slippery slope?
No, not t3h back slide!
Well, ai had gud intentshuns when ai asked about it.
Hay Deez Paving Comkany… Gud in tenshuns yewsd
Official sponser ob
teh Obama re-elekshun campaign.
wher are we going, an why duz dis handbaskit say “gubmint property”?
Ai kan rite u a song!! ♫♪♫♪ Der’s a laydee wuz shoor awl datz burning iz koal, adn shee’z decendinging teh stayrwai 2 teh basemint!! ♫♪♫♪
clappety clappety!
ai bin sitten refreshun teh las LOL wifawt notehsen dere wuz eh new LOL!
da da DA
da
noes noes noes
wair mai spacees goez?
da da ……DA
……….da
iz a berree berree fun loacayshun, lotsa berree innerestink peeplols dere!
…and iz in teh Sowf. Teh deep Sowf.
very deep. bowt az deep az yoo kan going.
(ohai nc66!! not seed yoo in a long time! how’s fings? are yoo hiding az a undercover sekrit ajint or sumfing? luv teh hat an shayds!)
Ohai LM. Yesh, ai’ve bin away fur uh while.
Nao dat yew menshun eet…sekrit ajint duz sorta describe my recent jurnee.
Dey took away my name and gabe meh uh number.
Doan hassle the Hoff
ooh!!
how egg siting!!
wut wuz teh number? 42? pi? elebenty? 90210?
Moar liek 8-6-7-5-3-0-9. Hadda weird bak tew teh future ‘venchur wif uh guy dat knew my GF wen she wuz in the 70′s, and me wen ai wuz in the 80′s.
Waz it dayja-vous all ober a gin?
Hai NC!! ai als most dinna know yu wif out yur chicken-hatty thingy! Howl ye bee?
Ohai OM. Wuz moar sorta liek vous-jaday. Teh feeling liek ai had neber bin here oar dun dis ‘fore.
{{NC}} Ai heer yu! Adn naow RL iz kast inna diff lite? Yu hab knu zip’n'ennergee? Diz bee a shure
blessing, yeshifinkso!
wuz yer gf naimd Jenny?
42! Da meening ub lyf, da oonibers, and ebereefink!
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pi? dozent mynd iffn ai duz…
OMG ROFLMA!! (Ai shur hoep dis wuz teh efekt hii wuz gowin foar….)
Ai wuz teh unawar dat David H cud singing. Adn u kno wut? …
ai fink ai still teh unawar!! *runsawaiberryfasfrumanifliingshoe* 
uh-oh basement cat!
BC iz da temtashunist, berry muxhlee.
Ceiling cat is trapped in the Basement! D:
Ohai Granski! Ai think yoo ar traing to maek teh big grin?? Yoo have it just bakwerds. Furst teh colon – ThEN teh big D.
Yup!!
Actually, thats the face i wanted to make!
It looks worried. Because i love ceiling cat
D: Duz luk a littlol werried!
iz VERY werried.
Ai dont think we hav wun that luks a LITTLOL werried.
oooo, how do you make that face?
iz wun ob my favrits.
: shock :
skwished togevver wif no spaces
oh, an i also figyurd owt that teh faces wurk better wen tehr iz a space between teh face code/symbols an evreefing else.
cweenmj haz all teh smiliies here
heerz a gud liddle-wurried wun:
thanks!
I don’t fink I wud like to go up an down dose steps ebryidai. Iz watch yer step time, especially in teh pleh wether! Kitteh and I will stai inside. Wif nomsd and hawt drinkies!
this kitteh reminds me of my manx cat. cept mine didn’t have a tail of coz. Poor poor magellan he was a minion of basement cat fo sho!
Basemint cat! Teh moar BCs ai meet, teh moar ai lubs tehm — ai sware tehy haz such sweet purrsunalitees! Ai will taek alturnativ destinayshun if ai get tu serve BCs, yeshyeshyesh!
AiCanHas1BasemintKitteh
Fiona. An she iz indeed a sweet littlol thing!
Datz haow Basement Cats iz — dey is awl sweet n purree, n trixeez U 2 kumz 2 da Basement wifowt ur b noein it…
Datz haow Basement Cats iz — dey is awl sweet n purree, n trixeez U 2 kumz 2 da Basement wifowt ur b noein it…
.
(werdpoopz nommed mai urleeur kawmint…)
wud U trust dem uhghlie stepz tew go….UP? Mus bi upsydown pic ov stairway tew 7734. An BC is velcrowd tew dem.
Yesh, yesh, dat’s it. Butt (giggles) ai haz a agriimint wif PK abaot teh BCs. Mai naybor haz 2 BCs adn teh littlol wun iz a purry cuddlol monster! adn mai Mezzo iz 85% BC.
Teh BCs be cuddul-monsters, ai luvs tehm! An teh tabbehs uv awl patterns an colurs, tehy haz such a byootimus an so menny uv dem so clebber! An teh callie-kos an tortees haz such indeependinse an spirit, ai lubs tehm tu! An teh gray wuns, an teh CCs, an teh meezer wuns, an awl teh uvver infinitee uv kitteh colurs, ai luvs tehm tu!
Iz a reezun ai iz a prysma-kitteh — luvs awl kittehs, awl colurs. *giglol* But ai reelee duz haz a soft spot fur teh BC’s!
No fanks kitteh. Bin dere, dun dat, gawt teh freekwent flyur miles tew proob eet. And I deesided uh while ago tew chanje teh road ai wuz awn.
NC!
I has missded yoo!
**runz up to NC an huggz him**
How yoo doin, fren?
**enjoyz huggz foar uh moe-minit**
*sigh*
Ai missded yoo tew. *schmoo*
Ai doin’ reely gud. Ai bin awn uh odyssey, where ai had sum strange ‘spearyants, anna ai’m back feline reddy tew kick sum butt.
Mebbe I need to has a odyssey. (Mahm dribes wun an hur lubs it.) I’m feline drayned.
Glad ur bak.
Fanky.
Yew hab an emeow.
Yesh, Prizma! Itz nawt about teh clrs, dems just der dressings. We cheezpeepz just lubztew tayk teh imagez n cast dem in rolez. Mai tortie Schmeg lookd SATANIC az a kitteh. Huge ears & black rings under eyes. Sheez hyper & mishchevus but nawy ebil! (Sumtyms a few seemz tew tk dis a tad too srsly….)
+++Schmeg+++
Schmegeggie (foolish). Hur sis iz Meschugginah(crazy). Yiddish iz az fun az Lolspeek!
Black kittehs haz such trubble finding hoams. *sigh* But iz smart peeps owt tehre who knows hao wunnermus a black kitteh can be — eben if tehy duz haz teh mischifuss streek!
Black dogs, too, have a hard time finding homes. Especially large black dogs. Waddup wiv dat? Not like they’re all homicidal killers, people!! They just happen to be large and black.
**Tommy Lister suddenly pawps intew NC’s bwain**
Yup, As Kryton wud say
He’s a smeeee heeeeh.
;o)
Aidunno… peeps haz sum stoopy stoopy prejudissis.
Troo dat, Ai’ve noen sum bery sweet rotties. Iz awl in hoo oans dem adn hao tehy ar rayzed. Goggies adn hoarsies bofe, ifn tehy trust yu adn respeck yu, tehy ar wunndermuss.
And burds tew. Ai hab seen colorism aginst red macaws. Eben tho ai hab uh bloo and gold wun, ai bin ablol tew make fwends wif reds, greens, rainbows, wuteber. Eben wen dey wuz branded az “temperlolmentlol”.
Thass inneresting. Ai duzzn’t noe mush abaot pairits sept taht tehy ar bery smart adn libs lawng tyme. Tihs iz teh furs i’b herd ub diffrint culur macaws habbing diffrint repputayshuns.
my parints had two cokateels, a nise wun an a bad wun. teh bad wun plukked teh fevvers off teh nise wun’s hed. teh relayshunship wuznt wurking. so my parints gibbed teh nise wun bak to teh breeder an keeped teh bad wun, cawz tehy were afrayd teh bad wun wuldn’t be ablol to find noo home. him iz a gud burdy for tehm an lieks to sit on my momma’s had wen her iz playing teh piano. him lieks chopin an also teh jeperdy theem song.
LOL jiss pichurin dat!:D:
They r sew wunnermus dah blck kitteh I haz two a dem in mah house and I also provide the free lunchez for a black kitteh who lives in da alley.
that iz very kind an nise ob yoo
funny, iznt it, taht sum kittehs, eben wen tehy iz getting fed by a purrsun, still wants to habbing tehr freedom.
It’s more of a fun streek. I nebber got 2 chews wat color kitteh I got…Dey all chose me. Slyke dey can sense who is da sucka.
And ebbry cat dat eber adopted me was preggers.
Tehy gno whu will halp tehm an tehir bebbehs.
Mine find me, tu, tho nawt pregnint.
Yes please. Would’ve been bored in heaven anyway. :O)
Heven fur the wether, teh udder place fur teh company!
Naow, naow, lil blak kitteh, yoo doan meen taht… yer alter native root weel nawt werk fur meh, tahnks enny weh… aim tekkin teh udder bedder wai.. mebbe yoo wood laik 2 rekonseeder yerself… hmmmm????? speshully since 2 dai iz Sundai n Yom Kippur???
nope just reeded teh wrong date..sowwy, buht it es Sundai..
How does we knoz dat basement kitteh is blak
and ceiling kitteh is whyte?
Judge the kittehz by deh content of demz charackter
and not the color of demz furz
kthx bai
N orinj wunz iz nawt teh poyzin eevur…
O hai, is. How u Aahz?
yesh it ar the orinj mausies
Is juss a fun fing, duzzn’t ebbrybunny noe taht blak kittehs adn whyte kittehs adn cally-co kittehs and ornj kittehs adn ebby uvver culler beez juss as nice? A kitteh by enny uvver culler wud be as sweet….
ifinkso blak kittehs iz casted az basement cat cawz wen tehy iz lurking in teh dark at teh bottom teh stayrs all yoo kan seeing iz tehms eyes. tahts wher taht camed frum.
No Stairway? Denied!
I can haz escalator?
1-2-3-4
Heck hath an escuhlaytor.
2-4-6-8
The rider issa reprobate.
Heck nose! 7 8 no mor kittehs procreate!
5 6
Get ‘em fixt!
9 10
Neber sleep again!
zzzzzzzzzz…..yeah get ‘em fixt.
no movie buffs it seems
Ai off tu bed, guis. Dunno if ai’ll be arown much thru teh week, but will watch emeow an FB if ennywun lukking fur me. *sigh* Iz eggzosting, spending day at Humayn Sosietee. Prollee can haz job there after playsmint, but need tu fink muchlee abowt teh pros an cons (habing a job atawl is a big pro… being sad lots iz a big con).
Ennyway, ai sees yu suun. Luvs yu, hazzan awsum weeekweeekweeeeek!!!
Ahhh, PK, Ai knoes yu’d dew late sa gud at teh Humayn Sosietee…. a beeg hart maeks awl teh difrenz… an a job…well, ef yur lyke meh, one needz 2 halve sum munny… has a gud nyte!! =)
Sublol sez tu bring sweter. Ai bring air kundishuner aifinkso.
Ai finkso dis kitteh is sad. Luk at teh liddle faice! Come heer sweetee, ai wull hugz yu, an schmoo yu, an giv yu gushifudz, an an an … kawl yu GEORGE!!!
Basemint Kitteh…So warm, so soft, so cuddlee, soooooooooooo evil!
The word you’re looking for is “alternative”, not “alternate”.
My life, it is changed.
Aternate destination? Iffn dat “destination” iz da 1 I be finkin ob, den I fink I’ll jus wait heer until da renovashuns be finishd, kthx.
Don’t anybody panick. Heaven is always open to whoever is willing to trust in Jesus. It never closes.
right on brotha
I WANNA GO TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!