Kissing Rule #1: Don’t overdo the tongue.
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Rule #2: Wear a snorkel.
And a sou’wester
an waydehs!
Ai fink a dibin soot wud be beddur!
an makie sur derz a life gard on dooty!
n done forgit teh umbirellya!
adn teh antybiotex!
An t3h antibecdteriul full body sope.
an goggles an a nose plug
Anna 1950′s bayving cap!
yur kitteh, it has a flavur…
butt butt, plz to nawt be nommin teh teenytinykitteh kthx
an itty bitty flavr
dejah voo!
poo babbeh kitteh — you kin seez he iz bracin his teeny tiny feets sew he iz nawt swept acrost da room!!11!
Dis remimes me of does reporters covering a hurricane.
Dat de last fing ya need in hurricane. Goggie Drool.
Anyone care 4 a frutey libation wiff rum an “secret” ingrediantz?
double strength, make that two, I need to calm down before I put someone in the hurt-locker.
How u like?
keeeep dem commin.
ah’m so frustrated I don’t know wether to scratch mah watch or wind mah but.
Dis 1 is on me! O wat t3h help, put all Dan’s drinkies on my tab.
Mefinx Dan is da only cheezpeeep who haz ebber partaken of any special treat dat I make frum time to time. *hands Dan anober wiff pretty umbrelller on top.*
Hows come wenebber I bringz da treatz nobuddy wantz. *pouts*
cuz it sounded likee da “secret” wuz goggie droolz — I git enuf ub dat frum mii goggies who no no howz ta control der likkorz …
It’s 90% proof likkkors. Do not tell!
It’s yukkee
Slurp slurppy slurp
Schmoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was a lolkittenburglar we hadded a Olde Ingerlishe Sheepedogge whut would take our meezer kitteh’s kittens from their cardbored nest inda closet one by one and give them a baff under teh kitchen tablol. They musta hadded a gud flavor.
awwwwwwww
never kiss annyone wit a tounge bigger than yer head.
Gud rool to lib bai!
it’ll cut down on business at Sea World, but ya do what ya gotta do.
*considers making geen simmons joke, desides its too obviyus*
*also mikk jagger joke “wut abowt sumwun wif lips bigger tahn yor hed?” but agin tahts too eezy*
♪I wanna lik ur hed all nite
And slobber ever-y day…♪
OKai, dat maed mii LOL…bawt ai had wyne wif dinna, soe waz e-z tahrgut
First real LOL I’ve had today, thanks
Skweeee! Issa itsy bitsy teensy weensy behbeh kitteh!
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
FankQ Annipuss, Ai’ll juss go dounstayrs an maek som dinneh an trai nawt to fink abowt teh itsy bitsy teensy weensy behbeh kittehs….
– Kissing rule #elebenty: DOn’t talk about Kiss Club.
– Kissing rule #elebenty plus one: Any kitteh caught kissing after lites-out spends a night in teh box
– Kissing rule #elebenty plus two: Use a coaster, dammit!
umm… plz tu tell us moar abowt Kiss Club…
hao kin ai joyn?
ware does ai syn up?
hoa does ai becum a membur?
U can join if u has someone to sponsor u.
Does u know anybuddy renown for their lips?
Umm… nawt taht ai kin fink ob…
HAY…!
Outta the way, Rat!
Ah, LCB… there you are…
O hai. Whut’s this about GP and some club he wants to join?
Wait. What? He said there was a bunch of women here who wanted to kiss me… He said one had even gotten her pompoms out specially…
Oh, that was on teh previous lol. They should be all lineded up and waiting 4 u.
*is glad she put her pompoms away*
Hmm… do you mean to say that I puckered for no good reason?
Well… GP *does* need some practice if he wants to be in Kiss Club.
O, Piggeh? Whare u is? Come here, Mick wants to halp u wif ur Kiss Club applification!
O, umm… ai canut rite nao… ai has sum, err… portant phlonquaising tu du, uh huh, yesh.
* backsawaiberryslowly *
Oh, don’t be teh silly, piggeh! U want to join and Mick can give u a leg up!
Well, a lip up, but is teh same thing.
*has YNGs block all teh eggsits*
EW EW EW!!! Isn’t he diseased or something??? I ain’t going anywhere NEAR that horrid little rat!
*sigh*
Teh things I has to put up wif.
GP, rereed Kissing rule # elebenty.
B4 I duz deh after-litez-owt kissing, I b wanting tu no hoo els b in deh bokkz.
Prolly whueber yu waz duing teh after-litez-owt kissing wif, ai wud finkso…
*grabz a coaster and coasterz down deh hill.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cardboard coasters (from a bar) make the best cat toys evr. Superb aerodyn nn na ,,,, fly real good.
erm — nawt da litter box … ??? ewwww den no wun weel eber kissy you agin …
dis goes wif LCB commint WAE UP DER^^^^ far far awai … aboot haffin ta stai inna da “box”
No, is different kine of box.
Litterbox breff = PLEH
sew…. wut kinda box???
Um, would u bleev:
Altoids tin
Box of rocks, aka intelligence meter
Crayon box, wif sharpener!
Dainty box for ur used tissues
E…
Ebil box wif scarie noizez
Furry cumfy box
Grate beeg box – wif smelly sox
H….
Hooj bocks of stuffs
I screem bocks, emptee
Just abaout fulled bocks of shinee fings
Kimkiwi’s speshil treshur bocks
L…
Hevey boks so it can’t be remoobed
Inlaid wiv muvver of perl
Joollery boks (wiv jools in)
Kitteh boks (fur kitteh to play in)
L…
Litta boks….du nawt plai en!
Makaronee boks
Nautee kahd dek boks
Open boks fur kitteh tu clime en
P…
Pretteh boks wif lace on lid
Qyute boks for kitteh kibblol
Relleeh strong bokx for tresures
Smelleh boks – aka litter box
T…
trezhur bokz
Un-lidded bokx
Vertikloly striped bokz
W…
Wunnermus bocks of treshurs fore orl
Xtree big bocks of noms and drinkies
Yoinked, bocks of fings taht LCB has
Zebree-stryped bocks for hyding in
Plz don’t eat me, I iz neether nootrishus nor delishus
and’ll stick in yer teef somefing fierce
Oar–
I’ll stick sumfing fierce in yer teef.
Or–
I’ll force some teef in ur stick!
*nods*
Kitteh’s postyoor haz teh lukk uv “Ugh, goggie germz”
n goggie lipz – yuk!
Ohai ebereewun! Ai haz posted nuther part of the travler awn meh storeez blog. Juss klikk meh name tuu see it!
I redded dat. U b dewing gud ritingz!!
Yay! *runs awf tu reed*
Beeg Slawburr Doggeh
lykez 2 fillz in 4 Muthurr’z
slowz, gentill Tung Baffz
Beeg Slawburr Doggeh
canz duz t3h jawb wiff wun ‘Slurrrp!’.
Rooinz Kitteh’z Tukkz
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
duz nawtz wantz! Pre~furrz 2 habz
Tukkseedo Dryz Cleend
Jack.
Wheeeee!
Yeshyesh! Kittehs, speshullee tuxee kittehs in kitteh tuxes, drai kleen onlee!
Yu is a vettek an yu kno tehse fings!
Oh teh porosity!
Oh goodness, splort warning alert
Splort warning alert
Put on CHRG (wdoi) and HGG asap fbi bbq
Taffetah, darlennk!
Young Fronkenstein ref, FTW!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to JaneD, Coolcat8297, Discomaster, an Evieee an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy cake, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! teh wooden balls are paynted to luking liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallet tehy makes funny trolly sownds!! also goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht maek raynbow trayls wen tehy frizbee, boblol-hed giness piggeh akshun figures (all proseeds blah blah blah sank chew wary blah blah blah), kandee, an fuzzy goggie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all your burfday wishes come troo!
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Ahem! “blah”???
Donut maek me send in teh Rabid Weeslols tu du an otter ordit…
o burfday fairy yu bringz such naise caeks fur teh burfday silleebrashuns
*taeks sum poppyseed caek with choklit glaze n frooty punch*
hmm tihs trol hed gaem luks laik fun
*swing, wak, weeeeeeee*
haha, fliiing trol-heds, butt wot iz taht funnee noyse? Ah iz trol-shreeks!
**tryes to fink of last tiem hur wuz kissed**
*holds up Boomer whu doez cyoot purry basemint-kittin-kisses*
Fanks, p-k an Boomer.
Kitteh kisses be sum of teh bestest evar.
Ohai Red! Schmooooo!!! Obai Red!
Fanks, AC.
Gud nite to all teh cheezpeeps-8i=gfttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttA
Teh “”spesial” message is frum Ruby teh kitten (runnin ober teh keyboard) !#@n
Gud nite AC an kittehs!!!!
Nite AfriCat, nite Rubeeee! Slepe well!
hey Red — iz nawt a kissy — butt da piktor on FailBlog iz ub a kyoot swimmmer wif a ripified suit so you kin see his bum *snerk*
O….ai hurd abawt dat, bawt had nawt seen!
go see saw — go see !! iz a berry kyoot bum …
Iz git goggie kisses eberee dai — lots an lots an lots an lots ub goggie kissies — mii goggies — day doughnit nose howz ta hold der likkerz …
“hold der likkers” lol
gud wun, elsa_mama!
lilol kittagh gato sayez: I is a huemain and you are NOT a womernz!
Pleaze be to kissink your own kind, dahlink!
Tah tah for now, and one more ‘dahlink’ for tah good measure
and be no hard feelinx!
Augh I’ve been kissed by a dog!
I have dog germs!!
Get hot water!!!
Get some disinfectant!!!!
Get some iodine!!!!!
Lucy FTW!
Oh hai Lucy!!!
*Walks into the room wearing a pair of cuteness filtering goggles*
*Drops off a box of CHRG gloves, a roll of ducky tape and a pack of sharpies*
From the looks of this picture, you’ll be needing these.
yes, fank yoo!! sekyoors CHRG, after decorayting wif shapries, tapes sekryyorly to hed*
yoo iz a lifesaver
never 2 munch tong