Not Stalking . Just watching you. Always.
i gotz mah eyez on u. awl teh tiem.
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Ai nead 2 noe wat u aer doin…
in cayse ai neadz u urgjintlee to bee feedin mii.
Eggzakklee!
Feeding teh kitteh is teh most urgent business of this – or any – day
Dey won’t let u do ennifing els till dey aer fed!
Juss to borro tihs spawt fur a minnit – if yu wernt arown yestermadai an wud lyk to leev a messij fur Elsa_Mama or relees a bloon, Matt’s tribyoot LOL is here
Gud Afternoon, Ambercat! May ai say, yoo did a spektakular job ov organizing teh Tribute to Matt!
Ai had trubble taiping moast ov teh taim, az mai aiez seemed to be leeking non-stop. But it wuz verree mooving – an ai am shur, that even in a small way, we were a cumfort fur Elsa_Mama.
Ai know hao much it helped me wehn Sheranne and mai Mom died last summer. Teh feeling ov so much luv coming frum so mennee peepl – it reelee DID halp me a lot.
Indeed, ai still get teh warm-fuzzeez thinking about it.
So thanks fur dooing it! {{{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}}
An pleeze giv teh enchanting Amber a schmoo an a scritch frum me.
Ai miss hur AND yooo!!
U can’t getz awai frum mee!
Bwahaha
Go wai! Tihs mai pryvut tym!
Teh wallz haz earz butt teh barf haz aiez!
Ohai, Anni and mmm – hows by you this morning? By me, it’s still dark but the birds have started chirping so that means the sun will start coming to us soon. Out the window, I can see the sky lightening up a wee bit.
I’z been up for a while so I have an IRL plate of cream scones to share in Cheezworld. Some homemade-in-a-friend’s-home strawberry jam to go wiv those? Devon double cream? Coffee, tea, fresh squoze tangerine juice?
Cheerz! (mmm, where does you live that you’re here at this hour?)_
Doez noms sownds berry gud 2 me! We haz brite sun dis mornin – yesstidai it rayned lots!
It wuz gorgeous here most of yesterday. Mai housemate (and ex-husband, also known as the wuzband) borrowed mai car and left the convertible top down when he got home. Then it rained. I wuz a wee bit steamed about it, I admit. Then he made dinner so all was well!
Ha, we iz habbing teh rayn todai, yessidai we hadz teh brite sun adn teh berri warmz!
Fur us TTI-ers (Me an Annipuss) it’s mid-morning an Ai shud rilly has som cloves awn bai nao!
Ai aer awl washt an drest an had mai breffuss 3 owerz ago!
Ai diddunt get to sleep til 2am so Ai fink Ai’m alowd a ly-in. Plus taeks so dam lawng awn crutches wiv sor hands. Ai has a grumpee – mor scoens, plees?
Scones bee berri gud medissin fur cyuaring the grumpeez aifinkso! Speshully wiv teh hoam maid jamz!
Oh, pore Ambercat – Ai din’t noe u had got kruchis!Ai `membur haow diffyklut doin fings iz – an Ai had a huzbing an sunn hoo eggspektid me 2 do awl teh werk saem az yooshuel. Hoep u aer sune runnin rownd liek a 2 yeer awld agane.
Ai missed the chapter where you got crutches and soar hands!
*Runs to tablol to get a tray wiv moar scoens, jam, double creem, and sips for Ambercat.
Me too!!!!
YIKES!! Ai think ai hav sum hoemwerk to do!!
And Ambercat and I lounge about in our jammies…
Dont you mean “And ai”?
Ai’m still lounjing in mai jammies – cept it’z reellee a nitegown. Ar there sum ov thoz scones left?? Ai just got up a bit ago. An havn’t even had mai cawfee yet!
But ai DO have too catz watching mee! An purring – grate LOUD purrs.
Make that three!! Just S pied another pear 0 aiez!!
Ohai Q, conger atulashuns on teh ty fur nawt sekund plaice dis morening. Fankies fur teh noms n drynkees, ai lubs teh hoam maid jamz!
Ai’m fum TTI (lawng tiem ago) but libs in Fronsch-land, so iz noon hear, ai meanz 12h12 presysselee!
Oh tehn yu muss kno mai sistur; she is rijinully form TTI but livs in Fronsch-land nao too! She is teh wun wiv teh Swiss hubsban an teh mennee chilluns
Yesss yess I noes her, she’z teh tool blawnd wun, or iz she teh shawt broonett, I’z nebber shure! Aniwaiz I noes awl her chilluns.
she’s teh short broonette, pertendin to be blond! Ai thort yu wud kno her chilluns!
Ooooh, Fronsch-land! When I was a wee lass, French was a compulsory subject for the first 7 years of public education (in my home city in Massachusetts). I love a song about a little shepherdess, the chorus of which featured what I assume were nonsense syllables: Eh rohn rohn rohn pitta pat a pohn. I sitll sing it
Rohn Rohn Rohn iz Fronch fur Purr Purr Purr!
ZOMG! It all falls into place. In the song, the little gurl has a cat who helps her make the sheeps’ milk cheezes
An she tellz him nawt 2 put himz paw in it an him puts himz chin in insted! (Ai lernd dat sawng 2!)
FTW!!
gud mornen, Q….were yu be frum een Mahsahchoosetz? ai iz frum don bii Road Aislun (en MA)!
Butt, butt, dis iz nawt naice sawng, cos she getz crawss wiv teh kitteh n keels him, cos he putz himz pause n fayce in teh miwks. Butt tehn she is sowree.
Dass troo, Ai fergottid teh bad bit (Wuz neerlee 60 yeerz ago dat Ai lernd it)
Scooze the bad Fronsch speeling:
Il est petite bergerere
Eh rohn rohn rohn pitta pat a phon
Il est petite bergere
Qui garde something something mouton
rohn rohn
qui garde something something mouton
Le chat qui la regardere
eh rohn rohn rohn pitta pat a pohn
…
Ohai Q.!
I is half fronsh – I learned that song too – long thyme ago!
Il était une bergère
Et ron et ron petit patapon
Il était une bergère
Qui gardait ses moutons
Ron ron
Qui gardait ses moutons
Dees daiz tehy shurely nawt aloud to teech dis sawtta sawng in skewl – teh nanny stayte saiz iz nawt gud egg sample fur chilluns!!!
This sawng iz amazing – an ai dont think ai eber herd it befoar.
ICHC iz AWLWAZ so edumacayshunal!!!
miniminsmum (iz yur kitteh naymed mini-min??) – ar yoo awn the Cheezpeepl map? Ai dont think we hav verree menee peeple frum the FronschLand on it. Eben if tehy ar frum teh TTI!
Dis be tradishunal sawng tort to awl Fronsch chilluns, adn awl teh Fronsch no-lawnga chilluns still be rememembrinit!
Teh liddul kitteh on mai abatar woz called Mini-Min at nawt sekund. Mini = small (um, er, well yes obviuslee, sawree!) adn Min = minou = kitteh in teh Fronsch langwidj. Dis woz to disteen…. deestin…. tell himz apart frum hour ubba groaned-up kittehs (maxi-mins). Himz nao called Frawsty cos he haz laike littul touches of frawst on himz nowz adn pause. Iz bedda naem! He nawt beee so mini nao, too yeers old, butt nawt so beeg eivver akshully!
Oh yes, n bai teh wai ai iz on the cheezmap – ai cayme out ov teh lurkin shadoes to put mai naem down sum tiem bak. Iz berri gud ideeah n berri informashonul to no wear teh cheezpeeps iz from.
Minou le chatohs est la petite chat Fronsch.
Anuvver of mai Fronschified memmries
Ai iz here laytur, but (@@) iz dere sum noms and sippies left? (Aw luks hopful, practises hur “Plz Sir” fayce)
Tangerine juice!! (Hoapful luk Ntennisifies. lil dans uv Eagleness)
Ambercat – the scones and accompaniments, and the sipz are for all. Help yourself!
Mfmmb bbffm mmmf
*gulp*
FankQ, Ai awlreddy did!
congrats, anni, mmm, an Q on teh free wai brayd! ai is feline a liddel friskee tihs mornin, so ai duz a solo charlestun fur yoo free!
>charlstun, charlstun hot cha chatwerl twerl fall down go boom,
laff laff laff
>insert spase between last cha an furst twerl<
ai fink chatwel shud be a wurd sumhao!
btw, taht is wun pink barfroom! ai lubs it!
Hmmmm- chatwerl DEFINITELEE shud bee a werd. But ai saw it az Chat Werl, wich haz a sumwaht diffrrent meening – an added grate interest to teh dans!
Tawlkin n dansin atta sayme tiem – multee-taskeen!
LOL!! In these bizzee, bizzee taimes, wun must certanlee uze awl availoloable taiim wizelee!!
Clappity clappity clap! I love part where you did the knees-together-throw-feet-out-to-the-sdie part.
*FInds a jitterbug record, puts it on the player, and looks around for a partner*
oh, yoo saw that, eh, Q? an teh sliding hans bakk an forth ober nees? smooth moove!
hot cha cha!!
Twenty-three skidoo!
Dis be a grate dans mm, u muss hab practissed lotts. Lub teh dress two, n teh lawng beed neclasse.
Hmm, did u getz teh feet bak afta teh “throwin-out-to-the side” part? U mite bee needin tehm layter.
>twerls agin, showin off dress an cloche hat an reeeleee lawng perls, an rolled stawkings an rooged neespikks up feets wif teefs as will come in handee fur moar floor moppin later<
ai m inventin noo werds allover tihs mornin! put a spase between nees an pikks!
Teh Inglish langwidj iz alwaiz evololving!
In our house we takes turnz watch our hooman. Sumtimes he turn round and sees three kitteh on sofa watchin him.
Dus wun cuvver teihr yse, wun teihr mowf an wun teihr eers?!
he sez it sumtimes feel like he living in Alfred hitchcock movie… ha ha ha
hope teh kittehs nawt dedd an stuffed like burds in syko
or like normun baits an dress up like wimmin an use nife on yoo in…teh shower!!!
ooo…dots
Mai “suopervisor” kitteh opens teh shower door while I’m innit. Skeers meh to def! sighco kitteh!
YOW!!! That duz sound skeery!
Midnyte Kitteh canz
watchez Hewminz den reepoartz
bakk 2 Mutthurr Shipz
Hewminz duz lawtza
straynjj feengz Kitteh duz nawt Grok,
but feenkz amz Phunnee!
Hewminz habz a ‘feeng’
4 ‘kloathz’ wen Kitteh knoez dat
fur amz beddurrer!
Jack.
clappittee clappitee, bravo jack!
ai jus noes kittees fink grok!
ai m yur bigges fan
Big brudder kitteh!
Clappity clap for Jack
Ohai. mugglemary andz Q:
Midnyte Kitteh tawllkz
2 Muthurr Shipz layt atz nyte
wyle hurz Hewminz sleep
Muthurr Shipz duz
nawtz beeleeb Midnyte Kitteh
summtymez wen hurz cawllz
Midnyte Kitteh duz
nawtz cayr, ‘cuz hurz Hewminz treetz
hurz lyke a Qween!
Jack.
Dis beri naice berri pome Jack
Awl teh wurld shud taik note n awlwaiz treet kittehs laike qweens (or keengs – dat wil deep end on kitteh ob corse!)
or eben “beri berri naice” – iz beddered wiv wurds in teh rite awder!
Enh, LOLkittehs can crEE ate own langwidge ruules, nawt?
Tnx, Jack.
*Sleepz contentedly after this pome
♪
O noe, aiz nawt stawkin, jus….observin. Yesh, observin. Fer mai Hooman Studies class.
*kitteh sings creepilee inna undertone*
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you
Hmmmmmm. . .Ai awlwaiz thot this song wuz KWITE creepee. Nawt that yoo cant hav it fur a favrit, deer AfriCat. But purrrrhaps yoo mite want to be explaining – why???
Effurree leg yu brayk
Effurree caek yu bayk
evreee drain u snaek
evreee yard u raek……
ooooh. Sting me, babee
iz six firteeish heer an ai gunna lawg off fur teh dai. play fun ebbereewun!
hot cha cha!
Obai mm, c u sune!
Water you watchin’ me fur?
**Red comez in, yawnin an stretchin, still warin wut hur sleeped in**
Ohai, Cheezyfrenz! WHY am I awayk dis erlee?
**grabz floofy blankee an curlols up awn cowch**
Ohai. What tyme iz it anyhao? I be noo heer an I
don no whut tymz it is where ebreydobby is.
4 mi iz morning. Ai bee watchin cheezpeeps for
a long tyme. Very plezh…plurz…hm. lotsa fun.
Ohai, BamaCat. Welkum to Cheezland!
I’m in teh Easturn Tiem Zoan in teh Yoo-Ess, so iz ten minnits to 9 inna moarnin.
U be in Alabama? I’m in KY.
Ai bes in Alabama, yesh. Now iz raynin n raynin.
Ohai! Iz nais tu meet yu! Iz moar fun tu get inbolbed tehn tu lurk, aifinkso!
Ai in Untaryo… is midmoarning heer.
aifinkso 2.
{{{ichc}}}}
Ai be watched alla tiem, iz just lyf az yoosual.
But ryte nao, ai heer violins being perp… parp… dun tu mai showr curtin an much thumping, which meens Cory problee playing tub-hokee az ai ty ping.
In a cupple minnits, him will problee come owt uv tub lyk launched frum rokkit an tear madlee arown partmint an jump awn ennywun in reech tu ressul, hyoomin oar kitteh. 
Ai lubz dat Cory-Bear
Ai iz berried in six purring snugglee kittehs ryte nao, whu still sneezy but nawt much. Ai cannawt fink uv better reward fur bringing tehm hoam fur cupple weeks tu save tehir lyfs, tehn hole korus uv happeh luving purrs… n kisses frum Boomer!
(gots netbook balanced awn kitteh carrier besyde me, an typing a few wurds when ai can get a hand free!)
Puuur blissss!
Smudgie haz question for kittehs.
What yur favorit plays to bee in thunderstorms?
Smudgie jumps on bed wit human. Sumtimes wakes him up to say ther iz storm wakes up! Sumtimes duz this by taking big swipe at himz. Wen he say OW & oh *^$£ – Smudgie noes he wake.
OOooh! Ouchhh!! Eck tually, my tu kittehs iz nawt fraid, dough sum of my goggies hadz feer uv lawd noyses.
We haz sum funders heer, tu.
Wunce, teh litenin hit teh Beeg tree jus across road, so Ai unpluggifiez ‘puter a lot!
Teh tyl an pourslin aer teh cool awn my furz an my osf lill leetie pads.
Um, “sof lill feetie pads.’
I have a black cat that does this too. It’s freaky. Her name is Ninja… as is her sister’s.
taht iz a gud kitteh name. ifinkso most kittehs haz sum ninja in tehm.
cute but stupid
hehe teh kitty is funny
Ize Teh Sekret Ajent Kitteh 007.