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mebbeh u shud tri slidin into teh boks. (video)
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Teh nekst LOL is teh Tribute to Matt LOL
On July 27th Matt, Elsa_Mama’s 14 year old son, Matt, lost his 10 month fight aganst leukaemia. Throughout this time Elsa_Mama, and Matt, showed great strength and dignity, kept strong by their faith.
Elsa_Mama sought light relief in ICHC, and we took her to our hearts and many of us cried with her when we heard of Matt’s passing.
A funeral mass will be held for Matt on Saturday 1st Aug at 9.30am, Chicago time. As so few of us can be there in person, I propose we show our respects at the nearest timed LOL – That is the one after this
Please post just his name, “Matt” or an empty comment (one of these with nothing in between will show as an emty comment box) for the first couple of minutes, then the Burfdai Fairy has provided balloons for you to write your message to Matt/Elsa_Mama and release. I will post an explanation, similar to this, as the first comment.
Bum! An empty comment can be made by using the pointy brackets, with nothing in between
That’s it!
FankYu fur allowin mee tu test it owt afore the reel deel. an yesh…it werks
…pointyleftbracketthenpointyrightbracket..
with no spayces/nuffin/nada in between..FANKS!
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the pointy ones; “less than” and “greater than”, for the mathematically minded; the ones we use to do bold and italic but with nothing inside them
Teh wuns that shud be just abuv teh “comma” and “period” keeys.
*staggerz into teh ruum*
I woke up & knew if I gave myself a few more minutes to rest, I’d fall asleep & miss the whole thing – so plz to forgivin mah moastlee asleepness.
Teh symbolz be deez:
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But in teh opposite direkshuns.
*pours a cuppa coffees for NS, puts a arm around her to support her*
*this time I DO know whose arm it is. mines.*
*snuggles against LCB* U just maded mah eyes leekify (iz a gud fing & ai iz shur dere will be moar teerz to follow bery soon).
Fankies, but no coffee. Ai will be going bak to bed aftur teh tribyoot.
Thanks. ai no sew kwik. *Wishes there was no reason to learn how*
ANOM
O fankyu Ambercat, I waz nawt shure eggaskly wich LOL it wud be.
ai hadz an idea buttz ai dun know if iz gud one… ifin sumone uploadz a bawoon pickture, we’z cud caption itz fur Matt?
The Big Cheezes sed we can do taht awn teh News Paij, if we wont
othx Ambercat
Ai waz tinking sumone wud uf thought uf it but ai hadden hurd abowt it…
wuz leukemia wif Matt rite? Mai BIL haz jus finished tweatements fur dat.
Iz vury big shock whenz yu findz sumone be havin it
I wuz makin shure I kuld do it. Fankyu fur da pointers.
Iz not fat, iz fuffy.
faat kitteh iz juss too faat
pikshur is proof taht kitteh is nawt faat, jus floofee
O noes sawree, ai waz nawt meaning to mayke hertful purrsonnal rimarks abowt kitteh’s tradishunal bild. It bee a beautimus floofee kitteh!
Is okay. Pepsi lite is 1/3 less filling.
I fink dis Pepsi lite is about to git three tymes as full!
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If the phat qat don’t fit, yew muss kwit!
If youz try hard enuf and belives in youself, you can do anyting!
WANT to be in the box
THINK about being in the box
BE in the box!
this is what those LHC guys in switzerland were working towards.
Reelee??? Seems laik going to an awful lot ov trubble fur sumthing ai can do just bai putting a bawks awn teh flore!
Butt haz to be shure to haz a boks teh rite syze!
Heer’s a pair-o-docks: Mus tink OWTside dis bawks tew bee IN dis bawks!
Basement cat entysez yu tu drink mt kahehreez.
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ai wil nawt bii aroun for Matt’s ceremonee….wil bii siluncen weer ai be.
A prayer/thought wherever/whenever/whoever you you are works jsut the same!
An Ai finkso too! (Stoopy posh bint in the beeg hat! Wehr she com form?!)
Wil stawp fur tu minuts ware ai bee at taht tiem.
Ai lubs teh thort taht, awl ober teh Werld, peeps will be finking ob Matt an Elsa_Mama as his Mass is been held – a lidl gud owt ob a big sad
Me too, but silence may be difficult as am playing in brass band concert. Will dedicate “All through the Night” to Matt and his family though.
That werks, too!! Waht iz yur instrument???
Fast post as I leeb da haus… mii Matt wuz da bestest Saxamafone player — heem lubbed da Jazzy moosic da best — sew ifinkso heem wood LUB a brass band tribute …. I be gone naw– butt bak later. Dis is da bestest fink to doo wen da mind iz muddled …
I lub you guys
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Kittehs awlwaes distors teh spaes-tiem contini-fingee!
Enneefeengz dat Kitteh
canz getz dayr Wisskurrz froo, den
Kitteh canz getz froo!
Kitteh canz skweeeeeeeeeeez himz
bawdee berreh slenndurr andz
surpryze ebbeewunz!
Kitteh nawtz finnisht
bye a lawwnng shawt. Himz goez frum
sawlidd 2 likkwiddz
Jack.
*clapsclaps*
yu mak me fink uf youtube vibeo
h tt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHFrCFgyUMo
and dis wun tu
h tt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU-lwzF7WsU
kitteh needs to try the diet pepsi methinks.
*Streeetch. Yawwwwwnn.
Ohai, ebreebuddee! And congratz to Anni for her nimble and fast fingers.
U canna defye teh lawz uff fizzics Captin!
Maybee teh croo ov teh Enterprize cant, but kittehs awlmost awlwaiz can!! Ai’ve seen it wif mai own aiez!
Dish is funny.
I can imagine the head coming out somewhere weird, like it was a warp or something.
My cat do it every day. She loves it!
kitteh finz blackhole in kitchen…
Pepsi, neow comez wif tails…
basement kitteh attempts possession of popular humanz drink – FAIL…
Laws of physics and reality are merely suggestions to kittehs.
meh… ntens… fluffehness.. wont… letmeh… reach.. las… ice cold pepseh!!!!
Ai mayde it! Traffiks wuz jammed an jellied dis moarnin!
mais, where ai kan fainnd zath ai uont ?
reminds me if my friends cat it’s gettin fatter when its big enough im going to try this
“Fat cat in a little coat…”
Other-cat watsches intrestedly to see if floofycat comes out other end all stretsched out an cubular.
(PS. The floofycat luks eggzackly like my darlin lon-gone Emerson, a cat of over 20 pounds of luvvie brainless Mainley Coon.)
“cubular” lol
if tahts not a wurd it shuld be.
dos ani 1 no if teh kitteh waz hurt fur teh makin off teh pictur?
ifinkso iz more liekly taht teh boks gotted hurt.
cardbord vs. floof an poynty endz, kan only be wun owtcome.
I lol’d.
It’s bigger on the inside!
Sew itz troo! Stryps mak yew look fat, an black makes yew look slim!
Would this count as picture unrelated?
Very sorry.
Da Purrdis? Iz biggr nside den owt.
teh lawz ove fysics iz breakzz itz
It’s like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside.
if he workz that out… iz eats a shoe.