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Plz 2 be payshunt
conga rats, anni! (eef ai mai be askun…wen du yu slepe?!)
In abowt haff an ower’z tiem! It’s 11.10 pm heer an ai go 2 bed bowt 12 an get up bowt 8 am.
O datz rite – eet be-in 5 awrz, nawt 6
Yep, iffn u aer in teh Eest Coste tiem zoen.
An itz tiem Ai wuz in bed naow oar Ai wull tern in2 a punkin!
G’nite awl!
Butt, butt, dis iz teh theyater, nawt teh hawspitool!
Congra traps bai teh wai Anni adn Catena.
Thz mmm!
Wen Ai wuz in teh horse pittle, Ai towld sumwun Ai wuz goin 2 theyatur awn Therzdai an her sed Oh lubblee, wat aer u goin 2 see!
Ai sed Ai hoeped 2 sleep throo teh purrformuns!
Wot, adn miss teh noms an drinkees in teh interbal?
Ai had been “Nil Bai Mouf” for 4 daiz!
Dis diyet nawt so gud akshully
Noe, but it kyoored teh pankreeatitus so dey cud do teh operayshun to remoob my gawl bladdur!
pai noe attenshun tu teh kitteh behin teh curtin
nowmal sevbisse soon to be resyumed thnxkbai
Wee r sorree fur teh inconbeeniens.
In da meenthyme, heer iz a man playing teh zylofone.
Halp!!! Derez a Maus running rownd bak heer!!!!!!
Ov cours Maus bee running araond bak tehre: he’s won of teh acturs!
Maus oar Ebil Maus? I nawt shure I lyke Ebil Maus being an actor.
(Oar maybe dat iz wy dey hab prollems bakstayg.)
hii bii molliken ehbawt!
Teh diva kitteh
Cawsez teh curtin delai
Demanz priivit bahx
addishunel demanz….ai haz dem!
Diva Kitteh demands inklewd:
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Attention (lawts ob)
Bakrubs
Cheez
Donuts
E…
Eggplant faishul
Floofy pillowz
Gushifud, deh spensive kind
H….
Eggstr mirras for cheking costyume adn mayke upp
Free tikets for frends (cheez)
Gushifood
Hot towles
I…
I screem
Jellee fishees
Kat chup for teh fishees
L….
Lim~mous~zine
Massooos
N…..
Noms, larj kwantitis of
Orinj joos, freshlee squoze
Pyles of cumfeee cushuns for reklinin on
Q….
Quilt tu put awn teh sofa
Radeo fur playen wiel setten awn teh sofa
Sofa (sii abuf)
Tee, fur drinkken wiel setten awn teh sofa
U…
Unnerwairz, silkee
Vikoden…. fur deh PLEH hedake
W….
Waterford Crystal (cause kittehs deserb the best)
xtra gushi fud
Y, caus I’m teh star!
Z…
YNGz!!!!
and Zardoz muvees
Iz dat u, StageHandDan???
finkso we needs stagehanddan to com take care ob teh maus problum!
not taht maus in an ob hisself iz a problum, mind yoo, but wif maus bakstayje teh kittehs will get distraktifyed an miss tehms kyooz!
ai had tu riilokaet eh maus awt awf eh theatuh wons! (wif paper plaet adn cup…put cup ova maus, slied plaet unnerneat…den carree awtsied!)
*snerk* Ai jus pulled up dis lol & wuz gonna sez teh same fing (egg-sept u sedded it befoar ai kud).
Hey Nightshayde, can you tell us failpeeps when the ceremony is tomorrow again? Some of us may need the reminder. I know I do. Thanks in advance!
Here’s hoping this posts at all!
Oh hai, Avis!! *Profferz floofy paw uv frendship. **
dis will being at 4am Cheez time, 7am Pafisik time (also burfday fairy time), 10am Eestern time, 3pm TTI time, an 4pm Yoorup time.
u kin awlwayz chek deh Cryer fur awl ur cheezee kwestionz.
So that would be 9am Chicago time (I live in the same area as Elsa_Mama)? I want to at least come by and say something. What I could offer I have no idea, but there it is.
*accepts proffered flloofy paw uv frendship with extended wing* I am honored.
GMTA, NS!! Schmooooz tu yoooz.
We seem to be out of cheezburgers.
heer are teh balloons for teh baloloon releese tomorrow after teh 2 minnits ob silense for matt.
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tehy are in many shapes, sizes an colurs. also heer are markers for riting a messij on tehm.
reminder: dis will being at 4am Cheez time, 7am Pafisik time (also burfday fairy time), 10am Eestern time, 3pm TTI time, an 4pm Yoorup time. for 2 minnits plz only to post a blank commint (poynty brakket ober teh comma, poynty brakket over teh peryud, sumwun plz correkt me if dis iz rong) or Matt’s name. after, we will releesing teh baloloons into teh meddow. kthx. (dis messij will repeet on teh nekst LOL so evreewun kan getting teh baloolns.)
oh, an if yoo kannot being tehr at taht time, yoo kan come ober later an relees yor baloloon wen eber wurks for yoo.
Fankees burfday fairy! **selectz a meedyum syze red balloloon anna bloo markur**
*grabz post tu stik on deh Cryer>/a>*
Link fayl!!
**sigh **
cryer
**prooofreed*
** cross finnnerz***
O Burfday fairy yoo are so thortful bringing us teh baloloons adn markurs. Ai wud lik to chyoos a sunny yello baloloon, wiv a bloo markur to rite mii messij.
Ai bee awn teh rowd tumorrow. Plz tu rite a nise messaj awn a bloo balloloon fur mee.
I won’t be able to let a bloon out tomorry. I will be picking out fleurs for my baby brudder, Boomer, who died late Wednesday nite. I will thinx on Matt & Elsa_momma while at the fleurist.
{hugs}
oh, Chessie, mebbe Boomer can watch teh bloons wif Matt, aifinkso, and enjoy teh wishes for love and peace togever…
{{{Chessie and Boomers fambly}}}}
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i wuz so sorry to heering abowt yor bruvver, we will be finking ob him too an sending sum baloloons for him too.
{{{{{{{{chessie}}}}}}}}
ohnoes, iza pakeded houz an teh lead iz not bein herez yet…wat we goin tu du *paniks*
Get teh unnerstudee reddee kwikk!
I hopez dey not haz deh unnerstudy tiffz!!
Plz to be enjoi-in dis song whiel u wate.
Iz a new fabrit of mien.
Kitteh borked a leg….*snerk* CWEEN, Wensdai ai seez Orthopod and ai mai go bak 2 dribing agin after 7 munfs! Maibee iz operitive.
Yay! Will hold a good thought for dribing!
*whispers ** maybe to be practasizing in a parking lot if you habben’t been dribing for a while?
Iz like riding a bai sai klol?? wust u lurn, u nebber furgitz!!!
Gud efenine, yur majehstee! ai ben lukken at yur intertubes site…yu bii math weenee?
I b former Elektronikz Teknishun (Instruktifyer). Deh mafz, dey intreeg mii.
ai duz teh mafz fur mii wurkz. ai likz dem, tu!
Ai bearlee lurnd enuff calculis tu pass teh rekwired amownt ov maff classis fur mai collij digree.
bawt yu deed!
conga rats!
Iz dis teh CICH low budjie thearter?
oopsie ICHC LBT
Yah, teh budjie bee flieing beree lo.
sk.dj lakejs ssss! get it?
ruh roh – ai fink stagehandan hazza problems?
*snerk*
well……….duh, I mean…….you’ve SEEN the pictures.
Dat is an awfully cute kitteh face…
lol the cat looks like my cat slash
Love it so much!