
U foun’ me a corm it is jus’ mai siez
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U foun’ me a corm it is jus’ mai siez
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Minne-chur!
conga rats rhsb adn lolcat!
Indeed!!
*grabz LCB and Red bai deh floofy pawz adn skippingz off tu deh tybooteek*
*Deh liddlol bell over deh door tinklolz*
K’mon in!! Deh haz boblolhedded ham stirz!! Adn whist lolz shapinged like liddlol eerz uv corm!!!
Teh bell TINKLOLD?
Oh my. I hoap it wuz awn LCB’s hed!
Hay. That’s not teh vry nice.
Sowwy, I wuz jes joakin.
Wii still frenz? **offurs sumfin shiny**
If u was rly my fren, u’d WARSH THIS TINKLOL OUTTA MY HAIRS!
Cween sed it wuzznt “dat” kinda tinklol.
**luuks at LCB’s hed**
Dang gurl, u musta walked unner a flok of geese flyin ovurhed —- a BEEG flok!
So you gonna Prell me or isn’t u?
I nawt gettin in dat mess!
Go see wun of teh YNGs. Mebbe day can halp u owt.
*britens*
Ooooh! YNGs! Oh, boys, prepare to work me into a lather!
*runs off to teh NB, leaving a trail of clothes behind*
*some of them mine, even*
Nawt dat kind uv tinklol!!!
Deh Dingy-ding jingloly kind uv tinklol!!!
Awltho, GP haz lefted a nice fresh warm glass uv applol joos fur LCB.
DO NAWT WANT. Warm applol joos… hummph!
applol joos subjek to am-big-you-itee. My cuzzin wonce kaem hoem frum co-op wiv supplie of Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Soap diviededd into resykled applol joos bottel. Hims pleh ruummate taht alwais stoel peepuls fud thot it riilly wuz applol joos adn tuk a swig!
o luk! Mai kwilt iz gon — avatar from uvvur site show up heer! Is my pikshur of pritti Painted Bunting frum birdiefeeder.
finkso taht wen yoo iz sined in on WP, yoo iz sined in evreewher.
I was at teh dr’s office today and hadda use their potty. GP had leaved a nice warm cuppa glass of applol juice on teh counter wif a stirrer stick innit, but it had somebuddy else’s name onnit so I leaved it alone.
P.S. (heh): I think GP’s gonna has a bebbeh!
So, iz u gonna marrify him now, an maek an honnest piggeh outta him?
I had nothing to do wif it, I swares.
so wut yor sayin iz, tehrs sumwun ELSE arownd heer hoo haz a turkee bayster an knowz how to uzify it, iz taht rite?
There is absolutley zero proofs that it was a bastering. Our littlol piggeh is all growed up now and who knows whut he does on his weeek weeek weeekly 10-minute brake.
well, if it wuznt a bastering, tehn how else iz himz giong to gets in teh fambly way??!!?!?
Oh, I geddit now!
DAT kinda tinklol….
O, grate. Now my hairs is ringing wet!
At leest u nawt b a dum bell!
*clapperity, clapperity*
A grate big LOl to this hole thred!!!
“Tinklol, tinklol, little star. . .
And thus is rain explained!
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LOL!!! Just a message frum mai Barney!
Just wanted to say – Good morning to you! Ai wuz just thinking ai shud reelee go to bed! Itz awlmoast 2 in teh mourning heer in Meeshgun! But ai went to mai sister’s haus earlier – an had TWO cups ov hur reelee gud cawfee – saying – oh, this won’t affekt mee at awl!
zomg, haz fetal corm ! Teh x-treem churcjhy rite-winggrz mite go aftar him!
Indeed, conga rats tew too ub mah faborit cheezfrens: RHSB and LCB!
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An rhsb, da rho dent needs a Minne soda!
Corm as u are!
as u weer…
Enter tan us…
Az I wan u to beeeee…
Az eh cheezfren…
An a vegan…
Dis luuks lyk a hampstur dat wii had wen I wuz a kidlet. Himz naym wuz Bob an him wuz teh smartist hampstur evar!
Did Bob like 2 go up n down in da wadder?
No, sillee!
Bob lurved “Life” seerylol. It wuz sew kyoot to watch him nom teh liddlol skwares.
He LIKES It! Hey mom!
Shudda chanjd hims naem frum Bob tew Mikey…
Itz Red’s hamster..she nammed himz!
Awww – datz sew kyoot!
*holds CHRG on bery bery titelee*
Phew. Dat wuz close.
Whutever u does, do NOT look at teh teenytiny pawrs wif teh teeniertinier pointy ends. U will be in teh danger fer shure.
ohh deer — mii mummified bwain steel recognizes da kyooooootttttt ….
SPLORT~~
OH NO!!!! Elsa_Mama iz down!! HELWWPPP!!
*Runs in wif da portable CCC*
*Scoopies up E_M’s brains an rinses dem wif sparkli waters. Karefully pak dem bak intu da head xtra gently. Karefully replayces awl da head bones an wraps E_M’s head wif xtra strength ducky tapes. Puts awn new improved CHRG*
*Wraps E_M in nyce snuggli blankie an karefully helps her tu da couch. Hands E_M a much needed chocolite martoonie an chokolite possum*
Pleeze tu sit heer an relax E_M wyle I fetch a YNG tu rub yur feets. Kan I git yu ennifing else?
Ahhhhz Dat feelz gud!! YNGs gib goooooood foots rubbs …. Ifinkso i falls asleeeepppp naw ….
Sshh ebberwun, E_M gonna sleepy now.
*Tucks blankie round E_M’s shoulders*
Nity, nite E_M, sweet, sweet dreams tu yu.
ohnoooooooooooooooooooes! da cween revoak’d my creative license adn now no can dwive da CCC!! wot to doooooooooo?
*fwipfwipfwip*
*wraps tendrils around misselanious brayniums*
* is obliveeyus to da fact dat tendrils now be wrapped round 3kittymomma’s head and Elsa_mama’s hed.*
*giggles* Oh sweetpea, yur tendrils tickles.
ohai elsa_mama, leila frum faylblog wuz trying to leeve yoo a messij all week an finaly gotted throo today on teh kitteh wif a toy bruvver LOL. just wanted to letting yoo know taht. {{{{{elsa_mama}}}}}
Aye weel luk furr it — fankie. Dai two ub wake dunned…. So long and so sad, but also sooo gud and lubbing … Funeral tomorrow – den I collapse furr a littol wilez … nawt too long doh –
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}} I don’t know were you find the incredible strenght an courage you have. I will keep you in my prayers.
yoo must being egg sawsted. try to getting a gud nite sleep tonite. {{{{{{{{{{elsa_mama}}}}}}}}}}
Elsa_Mama, many thoughts and prayers and beams are coming your way. Your strength is an inspiration to all of us.
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{{{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}} Itz gud to hav yoo heer with us. Ai onlee wish there wuz sumthing we cud do. . . but we ar wif yoo, , , holding yur hand, Ai hoep yoo can feel us awl around you.
*Putz paper bag ober NS hed*
No peeking!!!
Aaaaahhhhh. Blessed darkness. Gud fing ai kin type wiffowt lookin at teh keez.
But… but… how u reads teh screen?
Shhhh. Donut tell ennywun.
WHUT? SPEAK UP, I CANNOT READ U!
Funneh u should say. I feel kinda funneh.
*feelz LCB* — Yep, yous feel funneh!!!
*gigglol*
How are you doing, Elsa_Mama? Do you feel all the love being sent to you via teh Interwebs?
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}
*giggle* Hay! That ticklols!
dis lukz lik mii suppa!
U is havening cormed hamster for ur suppers?
teh udder wite meet!
Uh-oh.
*straps catena in teh Clockwork Oranges Movie Viewing Chair, Now wif Cushier EyeClamps!*
*plays a DVD of teh No Noms Concert on continuous play*
*giggles* Ai juss klikkied awn teh bloo fingy…abaot a hower agoa! Dat wuz a grate consirt!
A classic, to be shure.
Plz not to b nammin da …wat is dat fing?
Road ants.
Rous! (Rodentz awf unusuel siez!)
wel, teh corm iz en unusuel siez…
Nawt tew Nom teh Road antz plz
Whut abawt teh awf-road antz?
teh has for-paw drif?
Ham adn corm!! soundz like supper tu mii!!
aw. teh hamster… iz so kyoot!!! ai jus wants to squeez himz. xD
aw. teh hamster. iz so kyoot. ai jus wants to squeez himz. xD
teh wips….. teh wips…. ogm cyoootest
iz a teenytiny liddle corm for teh teenytiny liddle hammie!!
*splort*
Oh noes, lunarmommy is daon!
*Scoops up LM’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat armidilloe.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
o fank yoo, kaykitteh. taht feelz better. (not taht tehr wuz taht many braynz to recober in teh furst playse.)
awwww that is so cute can i have it????????????????????????????? i will pay 34454,576873,473878, dollars
yoo got a deel! cash or casheer’s chekk, plzkthx.
sur – senz mii yu bahnk akkoun info adn aile taek kaer awf eet….
please not to accept teh worfless merucan greenbacks!
*comes in very qwik wif eyes coverd*
heer are teh balloons for teh baloloon releese tomorrow after teh 2 minnits ob silense for matt.
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tehy are in many shapes, sizes an colurs. also heer are markers for riting a messij on tehm.
reminder: dis will being at 4am Cheez time, 7am Pafisik time (also burfday fairy time), 10am Eestern time, 3pm TTI time, an 4pm Yoorup time. for 2 minnits plz only to post a blank commint (poynty brakket ober teh comma, poynty brakket over teh peryud, sumwun plz correkt me if dis iz rong) or Matt’s name. after, we will releesing teh baloloons into teh meddow. kthx.
oh, an if yoo kannot being tehr at taht time, yoo kan come ober later an relees yor baloloon wen eber wurks for yoo.
*Takez long skinney bloon
i will making it luk like a kitty-kat!
*twisty, twisty.
*twurl, spin, twist*
uh-oh! lukz like a mew-tant!!!
mebbee I shud stik tu playn blooonz.
thx cween – I’ll haf a purplol bloon an a white won two if dats okey dokey…kthxbai…cee yu guis inda moarning! RIP dear Matty. {{{Elsa_Mom}}}
O noes!!! Keep werking awn teh kitty kat. It will shurelee be just wunderbar!!!
I has to be at werk tehn, butt I will has a momint of sieluns at teh tiem.
Ai alsow wils habs a silunse.
ai can has mai balloonz reddy
I’ll be atta dentist den – maybe I fills my bloon wif nitrus?
Yummy! I loves baby corms.
Tihs piksure bee teh cornee.
Just a littlol.
Eers tu u, LCB!
*puts ears over eyes*
Ears looking at u, KayKitteh!
*snerk*
it’s corns
Call’d a nubbin!
Hu nu?
I had a hamster that looked just like that who died a couple weeks ago. He loved corn…
Now I’m sad.
{{{{{homestar92}}}}} Ai huggs yu wif simpafees. Yu cud bringing ur ham-stir (hu is nao bees in ur hart) tu teh Princess Mu Meddo, an let hims owt ob ur hart tu plae, wenebbur yu wants tu.
Hey, Parrothead, Buffet is on J Fallon tonite, Im juss sayin!!
??? helloo? ar yu dere???
Ohai {{{AfriCat}}} ai wuz jus chekin if teh blank commint wurked lyke birfdai fairy sed up abuv dere, fer teh 2 minits uv silence fer Matt tamarrow. Ai hoap ai cahn bee dere, ai haz mai baloon messige awl reddy.
Ohh! Sawree, ai fawt yu had losted yur voice! Waal, gotz tu goe tu wurk naow, see ya laddur alamagator!!!
nawt tew wurry, wuz nawt rood atawl! ai prolly shudda gawn tew a lawng ago lol tew praktice, it did luuk kinda strainge dere!
dere nawt bee much dainger uv meh loosin mai voyce aidoanfink, tho sum peeps prolly wish ai wud!
Haz fun
stormin teh cassleat wurks!bf473 – ai’m nawt shur hao teh bloon messages ar sposed to werk. Can yoo eggs plain it? Oar maybee ai will just see tomorrow?
ai nawt reely shure eiver, butt ai maid a lil messige an ai fownd 2 shaips awn mai charakter map taht kinda luuk lyke bloons, sew ai wil uze tehm tew float teh messige up tew Matt. Ai hoap taht iz haow it wil wurks aneehaow.
Aifinkso u jus maik a lil messige an uze wun uv birfdai fairys bloons tew send it tew hevin fer Matt.
Ai mite nawt bee dere rite awn tyme sew ai fowt ai wud git mai messige awl reddy naow.
Thanks, bf!!
Ai think ai’m off to bed nao.
Nitee nite!
“Some peeble clame ders a kitteh to blame..bud I no iz my own dam falt.
Jimmee Boofey ref, FTW!
I’m hear!
Ohai! Weird Pretzel is bein weird agin. Yeesh!
Ohai {{{pj an AC}}}
Itty bitty corm comittee
Naow, jus put it inteh mikrowaive an hammy cahn haz sum itty bitty poppiecorm!
Weee hee! poopiecorms!
Is nommilicious.
**Wanders in and flopz in chair.*
*mumblolz tu self.
wut tu due, wut tu due.
I haz ben tryin tu riting a Nite Watchman story fur Matt. But it not b werking fur mii.
{{{{cweenmj}}}} iz hard tew write bowt sumfin so sad.
I noez dat Elsa_Momma b berry religious, and mii, well, not so much. I b ov deh atheist variety, adn I not wanting tu saying enneefing dat wud offending hur oar beeing disrespektful. *sigh*
ai am nawt bery religious eivver, maibee u cud write bowt haow Matt iz wel naow an waitin inna beyewtiful plaice, teh medow be much lyke mai bery vague idea uv hevin, he an teh nite wachman cud dew sumfin lyke ride skaitbords daown teh JCH4K boolevard
an ai reely doan fink Elsa_Mama wud bee offendid er eber fink u wuz beein disrespektful, the storiez r alwais wunnerful an comferting, shee wil know it iz writtin frum teh hart wif much luv.
BF adn Janet…… check ur emayoz.
OK!!
Ai’m off to doo it!
Ai agree wif this wif awl mai hart!
erm…maibee taht wuz dum idea, sorree, jus ignorify it, storee writin nawt mai strong soot.
bedder dan mai idea. Schmoooooo.
Ohai cweenmj. ai nawt nermally here late at nite, but ai cudn’t sleep. u will do a gud job I’m sure, b’cause it comes frum ur heart. ai fin teh nite watchman cud see a lil tyke in teh distance stoppin on his way “home” to play wif teh kittehs a lil while. Ai iz nawt uf teh religush perswashun eever, but ai fink that mite be ok fer his momma and her not bee offended. {{{cweenmj}}}
ai sented u a emayo wif mai ideas butt its nawt bery guud aiz afrayd.
Ai rote sum too – but this iz NAWT mai forte! But ene eye dia mite halp! Sumtaims wun thinks in a diffrent dirkshun – an eben if yur idea izn’t uzed, it may send her awff in teh rite way.
Fankeez, tu bof uv u. Adn tu Cattailz adn 3kittymomma. I will go naom a scone adn try agin. Schmmoooooo tu awl, adn tu awl a gud nite.
There ar MENNEE ways ov being religious. Ai thnk ebreewun hoo is gud and kind an thotful an loving an giving iz VEREE religious – in teh best way. In teh ONLEE way that cownts, reelee. Ai think.
Yes! Dat r good, bluesfan473!! Teh medow!
Wutt is speshul about dis is dat teh purrsun who has not sited CC, teh majicul ub ICHC is still heer…. u cans write verreh bootifully abowt teh medow an all uddur mannurrs ub teh situation dat sown lubblee too u, and den teh CC bowers amungs us cans reed it METAPHORICALLY , and we cans has owr happees frum a diffrent purrspecktiff!
Doan dat sown nice?
Teh way yoo rite teh Nite Watchman storeez ar so byootiful – ai cannawt see hao enewun cud EBBER be off ended!! Reelee. We ar in Cheezland. Just be nermal cheezpeepl. Awl will be well. Yesh, aifinfso. Waht cud be nicer than to be comfurted bai Erik??
Ratz!! mai aiez ar leeking just thinking ov it.
Yoo hav sum taim yet. Purrrrrhaps yoo just need to relax a bit – an let teh eye dias FLOOOOOOWW – laik teh force – throo yoo.
Oh cween, yur stories bii sooo wuunnndermous! I nawt know how yu rite dem an kan still sii frum da tears. My ownli humble suggestion iz tu try an walk in her shoes, an rite frum that prospective.
Fankz tu wun and awl fur deh halpz. It iz now wun forty in deh am adn I haz mai story dun. i will postifying it in deh morning.
{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}
cween, yoo iz alreddy finished an mebbee wil not see dis, but i iz very relijus an i luvs teh nite watchman stories. ifinkso teh afterlife iz a much richer an multi-faseted fing tahn teh commin consepshuns wuld habbing it, an taht hebben will haz all teh bestest fings frum erth, only unimajinably more betterer. inklooding, ifinkso, kittehs an meddows.
Fankeez. Schmooo. {{{{{Lunarmommy}}}}}
Ai am awf tew bed naow, gud nite {{{{cheezfrends}}}}
ohi- I iz lat two dis sads event- butz I haz a gud song dat mit helpz- it iz frum da epsicocats hymal supplement n iz actumusly a Navajo praise song- I lubz it berry, berry muchly n it makz me feelz bedda whenz I listenz two it. iz cawled “peace before us” I wishez I still hadz mai cd wif da Navajo chant unda it……
momcat
you guys know that cor*n* is spelled with an n, right?
just checking…..literacy fail!!!
der’s cayk at Matt’s memorial at de meadow – let mee show ewe it! – everybunnee’s inbited – it’s Buddy’s burfdai two!
AWESOME comment placement. Nothing like a good dose of perspective.
corm
corm
corm
corm make corm poppy =D
*stares wiff shock* Teh cyootness….OMG…..
*TOTAL BODY SPLORT*
blarg. i r ded.
lol i love his little bottom lip
yase
awww thats cute
ik right
i think this is cute but 2 bad he doesnt know that the cat is going to get him lader
and wat a perddy corm it iz !
2 cyoot hampsfer…I WANT I WANT I WANT!!! He is so liddle and furrreeee….*splort*
heyyy thats not a kittyyyyy
this site doesnt only have to be about kittehs
wears can ai finds corms of that saiz? :[
OMG! thats soooo cute!! i luv that!!! XD XD XD