see? that’s what happens when you make us eat the cheap stuff.
nd wile u iz at it, stop gittin teh cheep litter.
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U shud pai fur teh gud stuff
congaratshulayshuns anni awn ur kwikee fingurs! haow shal wii sillybrayt?
Ai fink Ai wull sillybrayt bai goin 2 bed sune – Ai haz a tyred!
maibe yu can haz da celibibratinz as sum gud dweamz den.
ai iz bean nyce, yewshuallee ai’d dew diz awn teh karpit!
the karpit, yer shoos, da bed covverins,………yer laundry.
.
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kittehs WILL get dey point accross.
someone hold his whiskers!
iffen he’d hold ‘is likker, we wouldn’t have ta hold his whiskers……now would we.
If it was just hiz likker it nawt be teh prawblim…he drinked awl teh goggies likker tu.
and it wuz a big Newfie goggie
Iz dere enny leftid?
I cud yooze a gud stiff wun.
U no wanna drinks dats stuff
has dis Beefeaters gin instead
Dey mayk alot of bourbon in dis area, butt **whispurrs** I nawt lyk it.
U finkso dey gonna kikk me outta KY cuz of dat?
I no likes it either!
does U want sum beer instead?
I has sum Sam Adams chillin in deh fridge
I nawt drink beer ethur.
I can has takeelya?
Yes U can has, but you no likes gin?
I purfurrs gin over vodka in mah martinis
I never has gin befoar.
Bodka? No can do. **shuddudrs** Bad memreez.
REEL bad memreez.
Try gin made in TTI, Beefeaters is a brand I likes.
Two_kittehs, ai neu der sumtin abowt yew dat I lyked! I prefer Beefeeter Martoonies wil a small splach ob vermout. Tankeryeah gin make a berry nyce Ginantonicus but I don’t keep two on hand, so itz beefeeters awl de way fer me.
Why fanks Judson, does U also likes gin with lime? is purty gud.
Iz Sam hidifying wif teh kitteh ho lieks 2 hidify inna fridge? Mai Gemmi liekz 2b a koldy kat subtiems.
yesh himz in deh fridge with the wait watcher kitteh
h t t p://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/10/funny-pictures-no-points-left-chubby/
removes the spaces between h t t p to see the weight watcher kitteh
Party kitteh had one drink too many
now I has to dribe him home
My kitteh lyks to potty awl teh tyem
Potty awl teh tyem
Potty awl teh tyem…
Snerf!
hee hee – adn dey awlreddy flush-ded teh lampshayed.
finaly sumwun finds a yoose for taht song!!
**Red comez in, walkin lyk hur iz a hunnert an elebenty yeers owld**
Ow. Ow. Ow. Owowowowowowowowwww…
Is yesterday’s workout talking to you?
Yup. Haz been awl day.
I finkso I need a massadj.
I iz going fur a run shortly
I doesn’t really want to but hubcat insists dat I runs wid himz dis ebening
I has been lazy bout running, since it ar too hawt
I nawt run, at leest nawt unless sumfin I nawt want to catch me.
Ifn iz sumfin I WANT to catch me, I run reeeeel slow.
Whadda bout de fyremens? Dey b chasin u?
Ifn teh fyremenz be chasin me, I run berry berry slow.
I not run at all, I play dead
:falls down dramatically
Wayle, ifn I knew who be reskyooin me, I mite has to fawl down too.
Oh Sven!! Ai haz teh Jawb fur U!
him iz teh noo massadjur frum Svedden!
Ai finkso U liek him red.
U hab annuddur car dee oh wurkoawt tudai?
Oh, HAIL no!
I’m doin well to do “nermal” stuffs.
*Pokes red in da arm* Oh, duz dat hurt? *Pokes red in da leg* Duz dat hurt tu?
**Pullz 3km’s hares**
Duz DAT hurt?
Ouch! Dat iz nawt nyce red!
Hay, U startid it!
*pouts* I wuz just checkin yur mucsles, dats awl!
behave yew tew!
**stiks tong owt at 3km**
U lissen to wut gammacat sed!
MMmaaaaaahhhhhmmmmm!!! Shii sticked her tong owt at miiiiii!!! I wuz just tryin tu hewlp her!! I prowwwmmmiisssse!
Lyer, lyer, pantz awn fyer!
cain ya blame ‘er for stickin’ that thing outta her mouth? Would YEW
**luuks askanse at Dan**
Wut u tryin to say, Mr Pot?
DO I HASTA STAWP DIS CAR???!!!!!
I dunno.
Do ya need to get gas oar sumfin?
Kan wii git sumfin tu drink? I need to goooo tu! Oh luk, kan wii git icecream? Ya, yu need tu stop da kar at da ice cream store! Pleeeeeezzzz!
Oh luuk, a Stuckey’s!
Can wii stop dere? Plzplzplzplzplzplzplz?
well, black IS what I wear most often…….
.
I am a stagehand afterall.
Rellee? A stagehand?
I nevver wudda gessed.
If ai ansurz dat qwestun sumwun will haz tu go tu teh NB wif meh.
**fawls off bed**
KA-THUNK!
Owww…
Iz sum un daykorus b haibyur gozing awn arownd heer. dont maik me kum obur dere nd nokz yur hedz tugevvur.
OH Hai, Mai Lady wif deh Shuze uv Green!! Iz gud tu noe dat u b heer and keeping an i on deze yungunz!! Dey haz ben purty rambunkshus lately!!
ohai, mai cween, yis dey shur du be da nawtyz. nd az yu kin se ai’m nawt eben awn doody wif mai grene shuz awn.
Kitteh gives offerings to da porclyn goddess.
Dis be awl ur fault, Hyoomin!
Kitteh iz talkin tew Ralph Roark!
Mebbe abowt himz trip to “Yurrup”?
Wat a poolite kitteh! Myne Baby kat uzually duz diz rite in da doorwai soo shii shure wii siiz it, an steps init.
Josie awlayz pikked carpit. Never linolololeum.
Yu know dere iz a rool gainst linolololeum an kitteh barfs. Uzually Baby piks da doorwai intu da kitchen, or bedroom.
Shadow too! first floor is pergo, she picks the one rug!
Menny yeers ago, I maded a (berry inebryatid) fren of mien hold a hyooj bole in hur lap wen hur gotted in2 my car. Dat way, ifn hur gottid sik, hur nawt frow up awl ovur my car.
If hur wuz dat drunk, whut maed U fink hur wuld hit teh bowl?
It wuz a GRATE BEEG bole!
Wat bout splash back? Wun uf myne friends barfed owt da window an ub kourse down da syde uf myne kar wun nite. Next mornin I hawld her otta bed xtra earli an handed her da watter hose. Didn’t need da mommakat ?’s.
lol, wen we wuz kids my brudder alwayz gotted carsikk. wun day we wuz in owr sunday-go-to-meetin clofs going to church in anovver twon an a shiny red Benz wuz chasyin us up teh hilly mowntin rode faster an faster an faster. my brudder sed “iz gonna be sikk!” an my momma sez “stikk yor hed owt teh windo so yoo dont gets it on owr gud clofs!!” so him did an teh splash gotted al ober teh fansee red kar.
tawted taht guy a lessin, ifinkso.
LMAO, yep, bet hii nebber tayle gated agin.
Plus, I “conbinsed” hur it wud be in hur best innerest to keep teh bole cloas at hand.
I lernded a noo frase 2day an cannawt WATE to yoose it: “Praw-sess Fayled. Day-um nawt gibben.”
Ohai guis!
Ai gottid pics an wun bideo uv teh sneezy howsegests! Ai postid teh link tu teh blog post awn faysebuk last nite, but had tu much tyred tu member tu du it heer.
Iz at prysmcat.org/foster fur ennywun whu needs it, oar choose teh (increesingly misnamed) Eva and Cory’s Blog frum when yu clikkee mai blooniss.
If ennywun missed it… ai hazzan insayne an bringded hoam 6 sneezy kittins tu sayve tehir lifes. (Tehy paying me back bai scratching me tu ribbons tu get mai tenshun… Affectionate, good-natured, but tehse kittehs haz lerneded NO manners atawl! An tihs frum teh kittehmom whu tolerates Cory chewing mai fingers lyk him trai tu remove joint at nukkle. *sigh* We iz wurking awn it. Tehy will leeve heer wif basik manners, lyk “du nawt clime leg whyle teh hyoomin iz serving up teh gushifud, it nawt appeer enny fastererer”.)
Myne kittehs just sit a scream lyke dey are bein tortured til I gits da plates down tu dem.
Yah, u shud heer teh BabyCat alarm goin awf!
That, ai can live wif. Kittehs climing up tu hip-level, nawt so much.
Aifinkso they just yung an been in cage tu much, nawt had chanse tu lern. Be berry berry kyoot, tho!!!
{{prysma-kitteh}} you and sean are angels! the kittehs are luckee to have you both!
Nawt so much angel… ai wantid tu thump sumwun tuday. Bringed in 2 bunnies inna cage, 2 pinnygigs in a cage, an 1 pinnygig in annuver cage… cages were disgustinglee dirtee. Nawt minded feeding tehm, parintlee, but nawt lyked teh rest uv teh wurk. *growl* Timid lil fings, but awl berry cyoot, will get ‘doptid.
Dey needed tu bii thumped! Ifinkso da shelter shuld hab a thumpin room! Bring inna mistreated animal an git a free trip tu da thumpin room!
good idea! I’ll help wif teh thumpin!
Ai oftin haz momints uv hating hyoomanitee, this week…
Tehn ai fink uv cheezpeeps, an ai haz hope fur hyoomanitee.
dat iz nawt rite! Ifin yu cantz keepin yur petz yu shud at lest be bingin dem in da kleen kagez. datz jus super lazi humanz… wud hab bin last tiem an dey still not be doinz it. Dey shud bee put in da dirty kage an be seain howz day liken it ifinx
Ai been habing tu gives up mia furretz *sad* buttz ai been makin surz dey kleen an helthy an hab eberyting dey nedz wen ai taked dem tu da rescu. Waz da last ting ai culd eber do fur dem *sniffin wif sum tearz* dey wer lubaly furretz *sniff* ai haz da pikturez uv dem tu rembember dem bai. *smilez hat da memberies an wippen da tearz*
dis is beein emotionable pace sumtimez mefinx
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Yu must have lubbed tehm berry berry much. Yu put their wellbeing ober yur own pain. Iz a ginormus gift yu gibbed tehm.
Sumtiems, yep, iz berry emoshunal place… but it halps, taht teh peeps here gibs hugs an lubs when it iz.
Othx PK, Iz neezen da hugz… I pobaby post a feu piktures ob dem ifin ai can tinkz uf da gud lolz tu go wit dem.
Furretz dun getz da long livz , iz bery sad, sew deh mah be playin wif mai kitteh Alex ober da bridge neow, deh pobaby haven lotza frendz der tu
aifink dat de furretz bein teh exta special petz an dey nawt bein fur ebery howse an fambibily buttz dey be suber funniez an teh kuteness wif der dookdook sownds an der wawr danzes yup aifinkso.
i seed teh bideo, tehy are teh very kyoot!!
kumo plants hisself rite in frunt ob my legs so if i try to moov i falls ober him. liek “yoo not going anywher till yoo feeds me!!” elebenty times a day. i try to tell him taht if him trips me an i braeks my nekk him will not get hims gushifud any faster.
*giglol* Ai wud wurry berry much about a kitteh wif NO bratty demanding behavyurs.
Ai just wanna making shur taht when sumwun finks uv dopting tehm, tehy nawt use pointee enz tu show hao much tehy lyk. LOL Nawt a gud nawt-sekkund impreshun.
mah yogi kitteh wuz quite the biter boi when himz wuz a kitten
Mai katz nawt bite ‘cept 4 teh thymes when I duz teh laundry, wif bleach. tehn Stormy chompz on mai fingers… sumfing about teh bleach I finkso.
BTW… iz still sum sneezes, but less… an it no longer sownds lyk a pug-goggie conbenshun in teh ruum, lyk it did awn Mundayn nite. Still snifflies, but EBREEWUN eeting gushifuds nao, no wun need coaxing intu it. No runny eyes, eever, which be awsum. Tehy gunna get bedder in no tiem!
Tehy awl bee teh byootimus kittehs, PK!
dey in neice keen habby homez nao sew ai betz dey be healin sperquick.
awl dat purrin maken me wantz da kute kittehz, ai iz okay wif da pikturez an da funy bideoz buttz dat purrin iz bein bery temptining. Mai bedder half not be wantingz da kittehz an da goggie iz spencive enuffs. He be gettin older tu wif havin da bad neez nao. Ai must bewarz da kute kitteh bideos aifinkso, iz bery dangurious.
*ebil grin*
See if lokul sheltur needs fostererers? Problee tehy pays fur teh fuds an vet care an litter an ebreefing, an yu cud haz cyoot purry kittehs arownd an halp tehm get strong n helfy (fizziklee an moshunallee) fur finding fureber hoams.
ooohh… maibes teh hubby go fur dat, ai can callz dem an sea… iz berry small teown but der must be sum dat be needen teh halps
ai canz pay fur teh fuds and teh litterz but aim surez de havin teh vet halps fur dem ifin teh fuzter kittehs be needens it. Iz berry gud ideaz, wehy didn ai tink of dat 
{{{{{pk}}}}}} nd sik liddul bebbehz wut can rely purr lowd!
I agree. the cheap stuff always comes up.
shuld only buying teh fansee feest.
Da spensib stuf duz tu. awn da rugz, awn da linolololum , ebreewarez. Go owtsied tu du? ar yu kidding me?
want that thing in YER mouth?
Aw, come awn Dan, stop purrtendin.
U kno u do!
nah, I’ve a nasty one there already……………..mine.
dis meks meh feel all care trolly. Sumbuddy stop meh…
‘K Fine!
Ebburbuddy had plenny ub time to stop meh! Noaw feelz mah ranty raff!
Plz not to beh feedingz crappy food to ur pets IF U KIN HELP IT.
Teh obburall wurld in genurrull not cares much abowt pets, (see Maslow’s Heirarchy of Needs and all dat…) and plenny ub places dat doan ebbun gib a rat’s softy hind end abowt dere hyoomunns, too be gentull about it. Why shud a place like teh latter care to make any laws dat wud reqwire dat teh pet foods be nootrishus enuff to keep pets alibe an helfy?
the FDA lets us hoomans eat teh moast poisonus crap ebbur. all kinds ub stuff dat causes reeeeellee BIZARRE food allergies, and meks us sick, and headaches, and personality changes. AND…..teh arty fishul shugurr…it turns into formaldyhyde in our boddies. Eat too much, an u gets neuropathy like stabbing pain in ur boddy.
Dey r doing dis too HYOOMANS. So imagine wutt is legal to sell to pets, hoo CANNUTT COMPLAIN AND TELL YOU HOW CRAPPY THEIR FOOD MAKES DEM FEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My first ebbur lesson about teh pet foods wuz about turtulls and fish. I red dat you can buy food furr dem at pet stores in americah dat will, in teh long run, STARVE dem too deff. Dis food r juss crap. But legal.
I dunno why dis kind ub mean crap happens but it r sad and greebs meh.
Nuffin dat has a nurbuss system needs too haz a sufferin. I r agin it, I say, and I shake mah hoofy at teh pleh place dat sells a food dat duz not keep teh littlol creature alibe and helfy!!!
*fixes too fite*
Ai agweez wif yu Kafleen. Iz berry sad dat we dun have beder fuds fur teh aminals. Wuz bery hardz tu findz da gud fuds fur mai furrets an mai betta fishez tu whenz ai had dem
yu neows uf any gud bwrandz fur teh kittehz or teh goggiez?
I wuz finkin IAMS wur good…..butt I welcome teh corrections and teh suggestions!!!!
Butt, I just found dis. Might be good advice.. dunno…
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090403152804AA4JkA6
I r not teh expurt. BUTT….i finkso dat if you r online looking for teh best fings, an checking out teh nootrishunull vallyoos an all dat, den u r on teh rite track and prolly ebbreefing gonna bee alrite.( I poasted a link butt ICHC wunts to wait to post it .)
kitteh song sung to old cod-egyptian toon
I’m a poo-see-cat
And my feet go pitter-pat
And I’m not gonna eat your scrap food anymore
I can killlll a rat
I can even punch a bat
And I’m not gonna eat your scrap food anymore
Bring me plates of ham
Bring me chicken breast and spam
Cause I’m not gonna eat your scrap food anymore
Bring me tu-na steak
Bring me turkey on a plate
Cause I’m not gonna eat your scrapfood anymore
Cause I’m not gonna eat your scrapfood a-nee-more!
smudgie
xxxx
omg dat smudgie cat is soooo cute….