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We groomz teh wunz we lubs!
Is that yiddish? Are did you have a seizure while you we’re typing?
floofiniss, wii haz it!
Do you happen to know what kind of floofi kitteh this is? =]
Mega-floofi?
i’m thinking british shorthair
kitteh kisses ar best!
someboddies gotta……….
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(long and bitter childhood… I had it)
Awwwwww. {{{dan}}}}} Schmoooo onna top uva hed.
So, just how long wuz u a child??
Oh, yah, SPLORT!!!!!!
in some ways not long enough, in others….too long.
*shrugs*
but that was then, and it helped forge what I am now. I guess that the destination is more worthwhile if the journey requires some effort.
{{{{{Dan}}}}] da fillososufur. dint espket tu se dat heer.
fillososufur: now that is one SERIOUS pastry chef.
The greater the strugglol, teh grater the dissapointment upon arrival.
Egg-speck nuffin.
Dat way, u nawt get dysappoyntid.
that doesn’t work in my field of endeavor, unfortunately. We expect nuffin, and the world is suddenly expected.
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the OBTW’s of doom, I could show them to you.
I’m afeered to egg-speck ennyfing at my werk, espeshulee laytelee.
Sum seeeryus stuff fixin to go down, an deres no taylin how long iz gonna happin.
**starts luukin foar sumware to hied frum teh potenshul fawl-owt**
Wut nawt killifyes u….
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mayks u even moar weekur an vulnurablol foar teh next go-rown.
*gibs red big spikee bootz, awl polishded wif tetnus and stuffs…*
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in kase yew beh needin deez.
Fanks, BDM, butt I finkso I mite be too week-i-fyed to yooze dem.
*Gibes rhsb chipps and sawlsa and gwaka molee and faheetas and adult bebrajez tew halp her get her strengf bax.*
Mmmm….
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
I been cravin teh Mexy-kin fuds.
Red, go check yr profile msjs
does U has a Chipotle’s where U libs
I donut kno.
Wii duz has a Mexican Monkey, tho! (Nawt teh reel naym of the playse, butt eberywun cawlz it dat, cuz it used ta be a bar cawld teh Monkey’s Uncle.)
they has a limited menu, but is good fud. Is a fast food chain, but is not junk food, is fresh an helfy
MMMMMMM, Chipotle
Dass wut ai’ve awlways fot…
Oops, ai can haz a losted….or wutebber….iz agreedifying wif red’s post at 2:33.
Ai noes how ya feelz…mai werk chewed me upp an spitz me owt…nao Ai iz owttta werk, lukkin fur noo job..::::sighz::::::
Stagehanddan…Otters, who haz libed thru dis…will
unnerstan.
Ai am wan ov yur otters. Fanks fer teh fillosopies.
*takes hat off* GLARE OFFA DA SILVER/GRAY/WHITE HAIRES *puts hat back on*
sorry ’bout that, anyyaise, I do what I can. Iffen it helps……..use it.
OMCC! Teh Cween is down!
*runs for the CCC*
*sweepies up da braynes*
*rinses dem wif rainwater*
*packs dem back in da cabity*
*rap-raps wif purty ducky tape*
*snaps on a new CHRH (w/doi)*
*leads da cween to de recubbery room*
Here, have a choc martoonie and some
oatmeal cookies and rest for a whilez
Ooopsie,
I new I was gonna furget something.
*reassembles the hed bonz*
*then applies teh ducky tape*
I just hate pealin braynes offn ducky tape.
Sorry, your Majesty!
*Feelz hed wif finnerz*
Seemz tu b ok now.
MMMmmmm. Oatmeel cooky!! nom nomnom
adn chokklit martoonee!! sip sip sip.
Fankeez, Janet!!
Awhew!
Ur most welkum, ur Majesty!
Jest glad Ah reelized my misteak befor
tings gotz reely stikky!
{{dan}} *boop*
ow….
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I’ve been house/pet sittin’ for my little sister. They have a new kitten. A kitten who has a thing for cleaning your face, including the INSIDE of yer nose…………and then biting the offending facial feature.
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and this little furry verminoid (too damned cute nonetheless) has this habit for pouncing on my belly, with pointy-ends deployed. Mah belleh-button looks like a warzone.
pft, that’s just a luv bite, dan!
hasn’t u ever had one before?
oh yeah, I’ve been putting in 16 hour days lately, after workin’ three straight days of shows. I was verry tired, and I sleep SOUNDLY even when not exhausted. and Whiskers had this thing for earlobes, as in to “nurse” on them. This puts the purr-outlet RIGHT INTO THE EAR CANAL.
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Now, imagine what does to one when one is too tired to wake up!
Hmmm…. I wud imagine it makes for some inneresting dreams?
innersting, weird, odd, downright disturbing……….
White noise? Makes yu sleep better?
Makes meh sleep berry berry sowndlee
O…mai Meg uzed tu du dat wen her was lyttul…wak awp frum eh wet, vibraten eahr…
U gots da lub byte awn ur nek
UR LYFE IZ GOIN DOWN TEH TERLET!
Moonstruck FTW!!
Mah littlol Dusty yoosta “nurse” on mah eerz or mah chin or mah neck. She givved meh a littlol hickey wun nite. Luckily, she stopped wif teh neck & lerned to prefer sucking on mah necklace. Ai wud hasta hold hur littlol paws cuz she wud be tryin to maek biscuits wif awl hur needle-sharp pointy endz deployed.
*sniff* Ai miss hur nursing on mah necklace.
Mi Oliver (over da bridj) used to nurse on my chin also. He wood lae stretched out on mi chest an fall asheep suckin on mi chin. Deed eet fore yeerz.
Tira “nurses” awn mai HAYR!! ai haz lawng hayr, and when her wuz liddlol, her wuld lideralle wrap herseff up in mai hayr, an suck awn it an mayk biskits an PURRRPURRRPURRRR. wuz funny, an kyoot…butt mayd awful mess uf mai hayrs!
yeh, this one will perch on my shoulder (when not tap-dancin’ onna keyboard) and futz wit mah hair-tie, mebbe it’s the shiny silver hairs as the kitteh has a SERIOUS case of oooh shiny.
wii wuz thinkin maibe Tira liek teh smell uf teh shampoo ai uze – nawt plai wif newun else’s hayrs, an nowun uzes teh shampoo ai uze
SILVUR hares?
I fotso u wuz blonde…
grrrrrrrr.
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all it takes is one bank-clerk, and one band roadie, and one bar waitress……….and now I’m classified as a blonde?
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guess what?
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’tain’t fair at awll.
ROFLMAO
Aw Dan, u kno I lubs ya.
{{{Dan}}}
So, you’re a stagehand, huh? I’m still trying to get over THAT shock!
iz mus beh a berry intwestin bu berry buszzy jobs yu has. iz yu beh liftin tingz an runnins around wif sets an pwrops?
well kerry, amongst the other odd things I do, yes.
Eh, kitteh jes wants ta boogie.
red!!
I was seriussly inspired by u last nite!
Started my noo and deprived diet today! Fanks for sharing.
Me?
Wow. I donut finkso I has ever “inspyred” ennyfing oar ennywun.
**feelz woozy, luuks foar sumware sawft to land**
*pylez lotsa pillols arown red*
Oooh, fankees!
**flops to floor, misses pillowz**
OW!
A liddlol halp, plz?
*tosses awl da pillols on red* Dere…. dat halp?
**faint mufflold sownz comin frum bottom of piel**
Removes biig pyle uf pillows frum rhsb’s head. Wat yu saY?
Her ya go, Red…gibs Red a nice proteen bar.
Eh, Dan. I kan sing along wif dat tune! Is bitterest when the relatibes who ar suppozed to lubs yu ar sum uf teh wuns gibben yu a hard thyme. But I lerns sumfing frum a song. If they had nawt nawt-lubed me would they have raised me to be like them? Wud I have wanted that? No. So maybe in the long run….
my sister put the Fun in DisFunctional.
Myne sister put da Self in Selfish.
My brudder an SIL iz refurrd to (by me) az “The Redneck and The Princess.”
My sister can’t hab shelfish; she b lergict.
Sry, I hazza big goofy today!
ai felz fur yu, beleef mii…
Tightes protektibe googles.
Tightens.
An hooman kidletts git mad wen yu spit awn a tissue an wipe der fayce.
Wuz thinkin ob taht myselp. Duz 5 sekkund rool aply 2 kidlet/kitlet faces?
I gottid my mahm bak foar awl doze yeers of spit-baffs.
Wat did yu dew?
I eetted lunsch wif mahm, dad an dere frenz.
Wii camed outta Sonny’s (bbz) an mahm had sum bbq sawse awn hur cheek. I told hur to hold still.
I den tuuk kleenex outta my purse, rayzed it inna ayre an deklayred, “I has wated 40 yeers to do dis!’ an den GIBBED HUR A SPIT-BAFF!
Red! Nao ai has to wiep teh burbun offn teh screen! *SNORK!!!*
Wut kinda bourbon?
Dey mayk lotsa bourbon heer in KY, butt I nawt lyk it. I heer Woodford Reserve is awesome, butt never tryed it.
Rvenches…u is RED!! So grate!!
Dats da besst!
Why am I still here? I hasta go mayke dindin, wat am I gonna mayke?
Grilled Cheez Sammiches?
PFFFFFTTTT!!!! Nawt!
Why? Chikkin Man nawt lyk dem?
Dun’t matter wat hii lykes, wat I cook iz wat hii gitten! An rite now, I ain’t cookin nuffin!
*donkey nose appears arown teh corner*
**BOOPs donkee nose**
Ohai, Kafleen!
*bites teh grilled cheese an runs away wiff it*
*smiles smarmilee and burps*
scuse meh!!!!!
OH!
Dat wur deelishus.
*facepaw*
Wazza mattur, Dan?
you know damned-good-and-well what…….don’t ya.
**luuks innosent**
No. Why? U wanna grilled cheez sammich too?
Wif lotsa baykun agin?
doan sound like our boy needs no bacon.
*snurt*
it is a pity, for I love it so.
Dominos delibers
Chikkin an nastee tea?
Speekin of witch, I finkso I wuz dere teh evenin of the 23rd.
I bii reporten dat! Hyme wanted tu know wat wuz rong wifit. Bitter, nawt enuff sugar, sweet or unsweetined, blah, blah, blah, I nawt heard da rest.
Taystid berry owld. Lyk it wuz in teh metlol fingee too lawng.
Ai prawmiss ai will nawt call u “fat,” bebbeh kitteh! U iz floofee & byootimus jus teh way u iz. U iz purrrrrfekt!
ai agwee! wut a beautimuss bebeh! WANT!!
A chubbeh babbeh iza happiez bebbeh. yups!… I wuz bein a berry happie bebbeh tu. Iz awl gud.
Awww, you iz snorggle-ishous!
It jes kitteh babbee floof. Dey jelloz u floofier dan dem.
SKWEEEEE!
That is so cyooT!!!
*melts into a puddlol*
*luuks konserned butt (!) konfuzzloled…*
izzit a splort?
*finks wii beddur bee awn teh sayf syde*
*skooshes up puddlol goo caerfullee*
*tryes tew maek shaep uv SG*
*patpatpatpatpat*
*rapraprap wif saranrap*
*tuks liddlol bit uv goo inna tawp*
naow rest wif teh pertektiv gogglols an sum choklit!
*settlols SG inna floofy blankee wif pikshures uv cyute skwirrls awn it*
just givver a moment, ya’ve seen Terminator 2?
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well the skwirrlinator haz it.
ooh dan, don’t stop her now, she’s got teh saran rap out!
*raises one eyebrow* OOooo……rly, should I set-up the camera?
isn’t this a spa treetmint?
Yah, dats wut it iz?
**frowz oatmeel an mud at teh skwirrl**
hay!
*sets teh skwirrls on red*
Why u do dat?
I wuz jes tryin to halp….
oh I thot u wanted a milk baff… whippy cream was all we had!
**rayzes eiebrow**
Whippy cream?
AWL-RITE!
*Licks reds head* Yum whippy cream! Sorri red, I wuz habben a sugar cravin. *Wunders iffen dere iz enni Cool Whip in da freezer*
Ai haz sum handee dandee lether braslits yew can borro… ooh, dots! …
U has lethur brayselits?
Ooooh, U IZ MY HEERO!
Yesh. An lethur anklits, tew.
Ummm, leather anklits? Hmm, nebber mynd.
Nebermyndid
(makes fur interesting conbersashun, eneewai… oar nawt)
Hao els yew maek stew dents learn mafs??
**Mawps up teh skwrrl wif teh sham Wow.
Rings the shamWow intu teh Lolrus bukkit, skweez hard tu get teh lastest drop.
pourz intu teh skwrrl mold wif a careful tu get eberry drawp.
Putz inna quik Freez tu slolidify. Waits wun minnut
Pawp aowt teh skwirrl *
U okai Naow. haz teh chokklit cubbured almundz adn teh hazulnut kawfee. Haz dis niec fyrmans taek U tu teh splort recubbury ruum.
ooo.. this is better than teh spa!
but wate, was I a skwirrl-sicle??
Tu be teh skwirrl-sicle U has tu be inna quik Freez maor dan wun minnut…
Duz dat meen dat YOO HAZ DA BUKKIT OF DA LOLRUS???
**shakes skwirrgrrl**
director skwirrl, getup ICHC Lowbudjit produckshunz can’t continue widout Uz, get up
*blush*
*wispers*
it’z ok.. we has lots of more professhunal theatrikal people than me here!
U is deh Speelburg and Lucas of ICHC LBT produkshunz, U iz irrep..
cannot be replaced
awwwwwwwww.. i luv mai mama!
Eben da toy maus looks a liddol “fluffy” Schmooo!!!!
But jess remembah, sweety. Dere are fyve lebbels of fat.
Bigg, helfy, husky, fluffy, and DAYUM!!!
Ai gets teh best sayins frum ICHC – gotta remememberer taht wun!!!
Luks liek yur post gotted hung up in the moderashun – iz yu a new Cheezpeep? If sew, let me extend the grimy human hand of frendship (it shud be a floofy paw, but teh Minions of Basement Cat says tehy needs mai opposable fums…)
Naw, been here a wyle…got dat gok (dat’s how Hubby spells “joke” btw) from Gabriel Iglesias! Eye got four kats hoo lubs tha cheezburgers so this plase is lyk home!
wutt happened too dubbull dayum?
Maybee it iz teh sekrit lebbel six of fat –
“THERE IS NO LEVEL SIX!”
I juss got wurd der IS a lebbel six!!!
“AH, HELNAH!!!” 80
Wayle frenz, teh bad nooz iz: I nawt winned teh Powerball.
Teh gud nooz iz: Nowun eles did ethur.
Caturday’z jakpot iz $120 millyun.
YAY!!! Pleez win awn Caturdai!! Yu prowmised uz a Cheezmeet far awai frum here, member?
*bownseebownseebownsee*
ai hazza happytayl!!!
wented tew teh hareport …mai siscat flewedin awn Bunwai Air frum Aridzona!!! ai nawt see her since mai dadcat crost teh bridj, 6 1/2 yeers ago!! an her brotted her dotter, mai faborite neece, hoo ai habn’t seed in 10 yeers!!!!!
*bownseebownsee rownd teh ruum*
Yu bii da lucki UK!! Hazza wundermous tyme wif dem!!
fankies! ai haz 5 brudders, but her iz onlee siscat ai haz!! an nekst weekend, mai brudder and SIL coming from Texas!!
WWWOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*BOWNSBOWNSBOWNS for uniquekitty* Ai hab a happee foar u! Hedbonks and purrs!
KCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ai nebber iz awn wen yu iz!!! haow yu iz????????!!!!!!!
Woohoo, uniquekitty! Ohai, KCT!
{{{{{KCT}}}}} How yu bii feelin? Iz yu motorin round awn yur wheelie walker?
ohai{{{{{KCT}}}}}} ai nawt seed yu ina lawng wilez tu. But(snerk) gawtz tu go kuk sumfing fur dinnurz nawo. nd ai dont noze wut eevur.
Has a happy fur yooz, an fur Plastikat hoo gets to knoe hiz cuzzin!!! Cuzzins bery importent to me wen ai wuz kidlet, eben iffn we can’t has cuzzin meets bery offen. Has wunnerful partee!!!!
mai neece uzed tew bebehsit Plasticat, he wuz nawt yet 4 yeers old wen she last saw him – her wuz teh SPRIZED wen her see taht he iz taller than her naow!!! an her iz marryed an haz 2 kidlets uf her own…*sigh*…dey grow up sew FAST!!
*Leaky eyes* Myne ownli neece turns 17 awn Caturdai! I mooved tu FL wen her wuz less den a year owl soo wii wouldn’t bii “strangers”. I libbed 1,000 miles awai wen her wuz bornd.
wif 5 brudders an wun sista, ai haz HERDS uf neeces an nefyews. but dis wun wuz alwais mai faborite. her nawt want tew move to Aridzona wen mai sista did, butt wuz onlee a kidlet an had tew go wif her mom. she came bakk 10 yeers ago, wen she wuz 15, an spended teh summer wif us. but dey nawt had teh munnies fer her to do it agin since.
*sad headshake* Myne neece an nefyu wants tu come an stay wif grammaw an grampaw ebber summer. Ifinkso dey wuld stay da hole tyme, which bii weird kaus dey in da “adolescent years” I wuld sooo lub tu hab dem, wiffowt myne sister. I miss them. I lub my sister, butt (!) shii maykes mii krazy!
ai fink if mai sis libbed neerbai, an ai seed her allatyme – her wuld mayk mii krazy tew. butt ai onlee see her wunce in a long wile, an onlee fer a kupplol daiz. boff owr momcat an dadcat crost teh brij yeers ago (mom in 1991, dad in 2003), so since wii nawt hab owr mommy nemore, wii onlee haz eech otter, if yu no wut ai meen? mai momcat wuz a wunnermuss person, an a terrrific mom, an ai miss her (an dadcat too!!!) LAWTS.
mai neece alwais sai her wuld move bakk heer wen she wuz owt uf skool – butt naow her haz hubbeh, kidlets, jawb, an lyfe in Aridzona… gess ai just sees her wen ai kan!
Red, yu still here?
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Ai reeded yur error message on teh last LOL, an hadded to jump up frum mai desk to tell teh programmers. Ifinkso our sofware mite say “PROCESS FAILED. DAY-UM NAWT GIVEN” wun of dese dayz!
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Also, OT, wich Tehy MIte be Gyunts sawng has “I wuz yung an foolish tehn; Iz old an foolish nao” in it? Bin drivin me nutz awl week!
“Lucky Ball & Chain”.
Fankies! Ai has nawt bin keepin up wif TMBG lately, butt (!) ai rekernized tehm immejitly wen ai herded teh Father’s Song in Coraline. Neet music!
Iz awn “Flood”, teh onlee cd of deres I has.
Linkee
butt now I rock a barstool
and I drink for two
just pondering this time bomb in my mind
“I don’t want the world. I just want your half.”
Anna Ng – can’t remember if it’s frum Flood or Lincoln.
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My fabrit lien EBBER!
Must be Flood, cuz I nevver heard of it.
okay, just did sum srsly wikipedia – Ana Ng is a song on Lincoln, cupple yeers before Flood.
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Fangs fur teh linkee, too – nao I can has WHisseling in Teh Dark!
It wuz teh lubblyest partee
Dat I eber attindid
If ennyfing wuz borked
I’m shur it cud be mendid
My hed nawt can tollurayte
Dis bobbin an purrtendin
Lissnin to sum bullit-hed
An teh madniss dat himz sayin
*sigh*
i lubs dis picture
Schmoo to u, kafleen!
If dis wuz my mommeh, kitteh wud be sayin, “Yanno, mebbe dey is rite. Why donut u try to loze sum wate? (Oh, an inna meentyem I will complane abowt MY wate, butt nawt do ennyfing abowt it.) I onlee say dis cuz I has a wurree abowt u.”
Try hearin dat frum a wummin who bii small awl her lyfe. Weighed 98lbs wen her wuz bout 3-4 months pregnant wif myne bruther. I how ebber tayke after myne grandmother, who happened tu bii square, shape wyze, nawt attitude.
Ai iz in shaep. Raownd izza shaep.
Iz my motto.
I iz in shaep too…bad shaep.
Ai nebber gotz dat frum mai mommeh, butt(!) mai daddeh maydz doze kynds ub reemarks eben wen ai wuz skinny liddlol ohai skool gurol wif curvy hips, adn he stil duz nao wen ai am middlol-age adn middlol-sized. Nawt helpfull!
Yes. i understand.
mine insulted me back when….and now points to back when as something to “shoot for.”
What crap.
They can accept you or just STFU.
Frenz, I gots a kweshtun. Iz prolly a reel stoopy wun, so plz to forgivvin me foar it.
**tayks deep breff**
Iz awto-matik transmishun carz teh onlee wuns dat can has crooz contrlol, oar can stikk-shiffs has it too?
Teh nawt-sekkond an onlee tiem I ever dryved a stikk shiff wuz awn a VW Beetlol dat wuz a yeer oar two owdur oar yunger den me.
I had cruise control on my old manual transmission Saturn.
my hulking ‘89 F-250, with a standard tranny, also had cruise control……until something broke.
now, why does this one warrant moderation?
wutt?
Stagehanddan! u uzed da werd “Tran…y’ adn dats wy dey modiratidededed it.
*headdesk*
test
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Nesting, I duz not haz it….
mee neever kafleen – myne ansur wuz tu yure test kwestchun.
on my screen……..ya does, I was answering with a confermation with data on my old truck, and it got shunted to moderation.
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I didn’t even allude to any questionable words.
did yu post eh link?
lukz lik teh werdpres be borked?
Wierd Pretzel bee borkified agayne, aifinkso!
ai wud rathur bii heer wif a borked weird press than awn engrish (nawt so) funny wif meen peeps!
U gots taht rite!
it wurked! I ansurred ur qweschun abuv!
wutt! WURRRRRDDDD PRRESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! maybe now it can read your mind!
durn burn it. That was an answer to Dan. wp, to teh moon!!! *wigglols hoofy frettininglee*
stagehanddan
hmmmm?, who-what-whereamI………….izzit christmas?
Christmas? Nawt yet, Dan, altho teh stors alreddee habs Christmas stuffs awt.
rhsb – ai haz a PT Cruiser stick shiffs adn it haz crooz contrlol. Pretti gud 2.
Ai be haz alzo teh redredred PT Kruzer wid teh stikky shiffs and teh cruse knotrol. Ai nebber yuzes it mooch dough.
*Luks rouwn 2 maek sure teh Menz in Bloo nawt see mii*
I surbibed dai wun ub da wake…. bearly. Sew meeny peeps lub mii boi… Musta bean 100’s and 100’s ub peeps and wunnerful teens. Matt fren put wite ribbuns on alla treez bai mii haus an alla wai to da Church … tyme furr baf and beddie bye bye ifinkso
{{{Elsa_Mama}}}
dat r bootifull. {{{Elsa_Mama}}}
sleep tyte – {{EM}}
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Oh E_M the white ribbons, how beautiful, to represent such a beautiful soul. {{E_M}} Wii are all hear for you.
{{{E_M}}}
what breed of cat is that
bawt her warez ahrmee bootz…
Sumfing blu up teh nesting agayne.
@kafleen: Hao u is?
Hmm.
dat r a verreh good qweschun, and fanky furr axin it.
I has mah ups and downs.
Teh donkeh has a strange ostrich like tendency to hidey hole in teh donkey cave. Dis r sumtimes not so good.
Strange fings r afoot (ahoof?) I finkso.
teh donkey not no wutt to fink ub dem, an bee hideyholing. butt comes owt sumtimes to chek on fings.
*sigh* ai gave dan an A+ awn his test… butt (!) eet nawt showed up! Stewpee WP!
hey, thanks for the A+
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ummmm, what was the question?
duzn’t maddur teh kwetshun, ewe sed ewe wuz teh answur! yesh, aifinkso.
yew sed “test”. Ai gaev yew an A+.
man, this photo is very cute. love it.
yes she does
Here Kitty Kitty
uz jus big-boned!!!
AWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww
I’m lovin’ that graphite grey action. Meow!
Awww, sweet bubs, don’t let the silly kids get to u. Kissaty kiss!
blooname test
yu pazzed
Boo hoo hoo hoo, sob, sob sob!
Those kittehs So BEEEYOOOTIFUL, they remind me of my MISTY who went to eat Cheezburgers in the sky with CEILING CAT manee years ago!
I so sad to lose my beeyootiful Misty, but so happy I had him for my pet.
NuclearGirl, A quote from Dr. Seuss:
“Don”t be sad because it’s over,
Be happy because it happened.”
Ref your life with Misty. {{{NG – Misty}}}
This is exactly what i tell people when they say my cat is fat. She’s just really fluffy ;D
Wow, you all really need to find a hobby….
This IS our hobby, wiseguy. Either STFU or get used to it. Dig?
Pwees no pottymouf. We awl lub eech uder heer. Da rool is ” bee nais”.
Moarnin! Plz tu joyn mee en de braekrum fur sum pyneapplol upsyde dwon caek? .. I don’t hav tyme tu stai so plz tu nom sum fer mee..kthxbai!
ewwwwww – an luks whut ai fownd – sum leffover burffdais cayk frum yure burffdai yesserdai…hav sum moar! injoi! kthx – rilly goan dis tyme. bai!
Hao innawerld I haz missededed teh leptober kaek? Owel, I didna needed it endeng up onna hips. I’z floffffffffy tu! BTW, Tankyoo all berriberri mush foar mai par-tay yisstordey. It wuz da moat funn ai hazzhad inna eggs streem lea lawn taim!
{{{alla u guise}}} Schmooooo!!! Schmooooo!!!
Ai ‘pologyze. Ai had teh pleh mornin’. Dis wuz as nyse az ai cud bii at 11:00 in da morning. Bad day… DEW NAWT WANT!!!
(lolspeak off)
However, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Ronnie wooowooo and any and all other Cheezpeeps who were offended by my earlier comment.
(ifinkso yoo sed wut most ob us sekritly wants to say to trolz
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Wee lubs u, collegekitteh.
yesh – whut dey sed – an naow – its CATURDAY! let mee show ewe eet! (an onna moar seerius note, evrybunnees member Matts survice an owr memorial at the propriate tyme – aifinkso its 8ayem easturn/9ayem centrul – an cween haz putz de bloons an markers on the Cryer aifinkso.) {{{EM}}}
ratzen fratzen – it is naow 6:29ayem an obveeusly I cannawt tell tyme at dis our…it shud be 10ayem eastern an 9ayem centrul..less awl sai “DUH” in un…ooni…uh, tugevver. okbainaow.
Little Floofy Cat
You Are Not Chubby At All
You Are Just Plain Cute
Speaking as one who was tormented due to his size throughout his life, (I come from a long line of big people,) I have found that those who make fun of others due to their size are simply trying to cover up their own inadequacies. As it stands, I’m 6′4 1/2″ tall and about 330 lbs., and HEALTHY, believe it or not. Those of you who were tormented by others, know that you are not alone.
Lidlol floofy kitteh iz nawt fat, himz jes kyoot.
This picture simply helps to prove the point that the lower forms of life have feelings and compassion and are capable of love and a lot of the other brain activity that humans are capable of. Just because they can’t talk or do Calculus doesn’t mean that they are stupid. I have known a lot of dogs and cats during my lifetime that are/were a lot nicer and friendlier and had fewer bad habits than a lot of the people I have known. And when I say that I have known a lot of dogs and cats that were more intelligent than some of the people I have known I am not sure if I am being sarcastic or serious. This is simply a great picture.
Whut he sed. ^ FTW!
Am I the only one who wants to cry over this picture? **sniff**
No need cri, jean jeannie, kitteh has likee momma and also toi fuzee maus. Hau happi must its lief be!
No, me, too! My mum is in Pakistan and I’m in the US (although I was born in England). I miss her a lot
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It’s the kitteh’s face that gets me. I know he’s just closing his eyes to be cleaned but he looks so forlorn until his mummy gives him a big hug.
that’s the thing about moms, they don’t care what you look like. They love you no matter what.
You’re right, Ryushi. When you feel alone, your mom will always love you. :3
Ah wants sum lurbs
Its way funnier when you only talk like that for the kitty’s words…
Can someone please tell me what breed is that kitten ? I like the kitteh a lot
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dahling ! I’m still grieving over the loss of my 19 yrs. old, 7 lb. Siamese who knocked on my door 10 yrs. ago. I need a hug from him ! Oh, the pain of this loss.
Dawww look at teh wittle fat kitteh
I am completely blown away by this. This is by far the best picture caption I have ever seen. I love this website and the people who post here. The person who took this picture and the person who put the caption both are genius. This is beautiful on so many levels. Well done and wish you all the very best.