Dis da one I want and I’m not leaving ’til you buy it for me.
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conga rats, annipuss!
yu goe tu ty bootik wifawt mii…ai gotz tu run awt tu teenee tinee dokta.
Hoep awl iz well wiv u!
ya – jus eh ‘whai du mai sinesus suk’ appt.
Hoep teh doc sorts u owt!
eep. just got thru a round of Dr stuffs for teh same thing. turns out I has LOTs of allergies, all mild mostlee, but teh cyoomulative effeckt is teh problem. Iz on antigen therapee now.
Gud luks!
U taking Auntie Genz thearpee??? U kudn’t gitting ur own??? Wut will Auntie Gen do???
neva taken yu shoppen ehgen!
Oh Anni adn Catena, ai woz nawt tehre to congr-fabulate u on ur ty fur teh furvestfromlarst spawt.
Ai wil do teh belated dans fur u
*twirly twirl*
*skipetty skip
*stompee stomt teh feetz
*clappittey clap teh pause*
*awl dis dun berry kwikly to maik up for lost tiem*
*flawps down wiv egg sauce chun*
Thx mmm! Berry gud dansin!
PLLLLEEEEEAAASE?????
Ai can also hab teh llama tooooooo?!? Pretteee Pleeeeeeeeeze? Ai wont gak un teh rug for a week, ai promis!
Ise stuck, lidlol hep plees?
dose bii littul krismus ornamenz awn teh kitteh?
Aifink iz a naem tab an a liddle bell.
ya – yur rite, afinkso. bawt dey stil festif!
An so started spoiled kittehs life in the pet store.
I loled – dis exactly why I no takes mai kittehs to teh pet stores cuz they is like teh toddlers an dey wants EBERYthing! Way for to be on top of it, annipuss!
Thx WW!
Sturn Kitteh habz t3h
ree~tayll iee. Knoez Skratchee Feeng
amz hye kwallitee!
Skratchee Feeng habz grayt
Kroaz Nesst 4 Sturn Kitteh 2
watch t3h wurldz go bye
Wunss hewminz taykz t3h
Skratchee Feeng hoam Sturn Kitteh
willz den ignoarz itz!
Jack.
*applause*
Loved the last stanza about ignoring it. Because you’re right.
{{{{{{Jack}}}}} Awlwaiz telling it eggactalee az it is!!
Eggsellunt! an berry troo!
*nods noe-eeng-lee*
yep, diz bee teh wai uv teh kitteh.
I finso, Jack axullee b a kitty. Hii noez dem soooooo well.
Iz myne. I’z mahrkd it awlredee.
an ai’m wilin to deploy al mai pointy ends to get mai wai!
I tried dis wit my hooman but did not work. Mind yu, I were sitting on top of Aston Martin DB9.
Oooo yu haf gud taist in dah carz eben if dey are whut takez yu to da vet.
Ai haz 2 admitten, wot mai kitteh’s wants, mai kitteh’s gets… As lawng as it iz in dere bestest intrests uv cors!
Ai haz orderd a noo supakingsyze bed coz mai hubsand keep complaynin der nawt enuf rooms awn bed fur himz, meh adn deh kittehs. Kittehs adn meh seded it b noo bed or he leep in teh spare room…
lolz ai knoes whut yu meen. Ai haz teh qveen size bedz an iz jus enuf woom fur meh, hubbeh an goggie, butz bearly. Ai wakz up an teh goggie up seepin awn meh piwwoz an der beh noe woom fur mai hedz. Yu bee tyin tu pushen himz off butt iz not movin fur nofing… butt iz tu kute tu beh madz hat im
Oh noes! Is dis what happenz to kitteh condos after foreclosure?
Oh Hai…. U haz emayo!! I sed “yes!”
Poor economnomnomy forces Kitteh foreclosures. News at elebenty.
Royal kitteh is on himz perch. You can kiss himz paw and bring himz gooshie fuds.
Waddaya mean I cant has dis wun eider?!
.
You just got yerself a 3AM wake-up. SHARP!
wif menny pointy endz, likewise SHARP!!
I lieks it coz it cowor- cordin- goes wif mah collur.
kitteh has gud tayste wen aksessorizing
Peaceful kitteh sit-in. You’re doing it right!
Ohai, chezfrends. Ai has a sad, kos mai naybur’s lubli floofee kitteh jus gottid killdid bai a car, ownlee 2 howsis awae frum hims hoem. Teh laydee drivin bees sew unhappee an cryin, but dere wuz nuffink she cud du tu avoyd him, dere wuz anuvver car an noe ruum tu manoovur, an teh kitteh jus runnd riet owt in frunt ob hur. He dyed instintlee, dint suffur atawl, thank CC foar dat mursee.
His mommeh nawt at hoem, sew she duzzint noes yet. Teh laydee wentid tu anuvver naybur tu asks hu teh kitteh’s hoomin wuz, an he brottid hur tu mii kos ai wud noes dat (ai teh nayburhud Kitteh Laydee, teh Flutterbai Laydee, teh Gardnin Laydee, teh Sumwat-Od-But-Relatiblee-Harmliss-(wii-hoep) Laydee…) Ai wentid an jentlee pikdid teh poor boi up awf teh rode, an brottid him hoem for hims mommeh tu sae gudbai wen she cums back tu teh howse. He bees saef nao, inna boks in teh gardin, wif teh flours an teh flutterbais. Ai bees sew sad foar his mommeh.
*sigh*
An teh thot dat kiips runnin froo mai hed is ‘Thank God it wasn’t one of mine.’ Ownlee hoomin, ai gess, nawt purfekt.
O nicewitch, dis iz such a sad storree fur ebberybudy. Waz an aksidint, aksidints happen saddly, howebber kareful we bee. Ai send hugs to u awl.
{{{{{{{{{{floofy cat, n floofy catz momma, n laydee driver n u two nicewitch}}}}}}}}}}
Iz so sad. Sumtiymez deh kittehz furgit tu luk bof wayz b4 Xing deh street. Dey usez up awl nine uv dere livez berry kwikklee. Iz deh nachur uv deh kittehz. And iz deh nachur uf peepz tu saying ‘Thank God it wasn’t one of mine.’ Dun wurry bowt dat. U just dew wut u kan.
{{{floofy kitteh’z Momma}}}} {{{{nicewitch}}}} {{{Lady driver}}}} {{{Floofy Kitty-boi}}}}
Bai teh wai, r u shure u iz a witch? U duzzn’t sound laik won.
Her iz NICEwitch – ownlee duz gud fings.
{{{{{annipus}}}}}
Dat’s wut ai trys tu du, enneewaes!
Ai spekt moast witchis bees priddee nies, jus kwyit peepols lubbin Naychur an teh Whirrld an teh Spirit-Dat-Moobs-In-Awl-Tings-aka-Ceeling-Cat. Butt (*!*) it bees, as yooshwul, teh fyoo nastee wuns steelin teh naym wut gets awl teh publissitee, halped bai uvvers hu ‘enjoi’ habbin teh boogidee-mans-skaepgote tu bees askeered ob. Mai ownlee ‘spells’ bees thanks an sumtiems rekwests (prairs, if yu liek) an gibbin lubs ware an wen ai can. Mush simplur, aifinkso, dan tryin tu bees sumfing spookee. Frendlee-er, tu! {{{{{miniminsmum }}}}}
Ai see taht yoo are a berry naice witch, wiv teh byootimus spells adn thorts adn lubs fur awl teh livin creechurs adn hoomins, adn nawt laike teh skaery witches witch we see in teh faerie tayles.
Ur “spels” wil shurely be ansered bai CC.
Ai trys tu bees liek Glynda, teh Gud Witch in teh Wiz ob Oz, sept ai tink dat beeg floofee wite dress wud bees beri hard tu gardin in.
{{{{nicewitch}}}} Ai is sorree tihs happend, altho am glad tehre bee caering peepul liek u in teh wirld. Tohse ov us bee caering abawt awl CC’s creeturs shud bee nise tu each othur eben iffen sum beleefs bee teh diffurent.
Dis bees bri beri troo!
thats so sad
one time my cat got stuck in a tree and our neighbor was holding her cat while they were getting my cat down and her cats name was Tyson, and he was purring and rubbing against his humin and was so happy. but about a week later we were driving and saw Tyson lying on the side of the road about 1/4 mile away from his hoomins house. so we pulled over and we saw that he was hit by a car. i started crying cuz i knew what cat it was and the worst part was that we had to go tell the owner…. she didnt pick up the door but her husband did.
it was really sad and i too, thanked God it wasnt my cat
{{{nicewitch, laydee driver who akshully stopped, floofy cat an floofy catz momma}}}
U must bii a nice witch, making a place for the flutterbyes and all teh other wild peeps. His momma will bii a litle less sad knowing he stayed in ur garden before going ober the bridge, aifinkso.
*senz da happi gud energiez tu nicewitch* yu be givenz sum uf dat teh da kittehz humanz peaz fur meh and bee keepin sum ob it fur yurself tu halpz yu bee feelinz bedder k
{{{nicewitch an teh kittehz humanz}}}
*litez a smal kandle tu halpz teh kittehz spiurit finz itz wiay tu teh bidge* Gud wittle kitteh spiurit, finz yur wai tu teh bidge an payz in teh meddowz till yur humanz bee callenz yur namz an yu beinz tugeder again fur awayz
yes, im sure he really LOVED that one. by the looks of it
Hearz sum really Sooper kitteh condos frum samll to GINORMAUS
Sum iz just Con-sept drawingz at teh moment, butt(!) is under cornstruction.
AI liek teh Hause ub Escher jaun.
just close up teh space between teh Teaze
ht tp://kittyhooch.com/furntemp.php
ifin ai hadz teh kitteh and teh moniez ai be gettin de Avant guarde Stackhouse… berry niz dezine awn dat wun.
just like my 6 year old cousin
“No, Fred. You already have; 5 mice, 10 birds, 200 cheesburgers, an iguana and 8 beds.”
“But, Mum! I want WIS one”
“Okay but no Christmas Presents”
“But I alweady have my wist!”