Fred always wondered why he couldn’t catch birds.
mah eyez jus lookin at each udder.
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okai…dis bii peek awn kittehs dai?
Congrats catena – u haz a solo nawt sekund!
Othx!
*hapi dans hapi dans hapi dans*
yu see teh rayne clappee linkee ai posttud awn teh las LOL?
Juss bean bakk 2 see. Dass awsum!
Conga ratz catena! Yu haz teh fastee fingurs! Mai ai offur margeereetaz an chipeez an home-mayde salsa? **haz oburabundunce ov mayturs, mayde salsa an skeety sawse an joos**
Oyez, pleze! ai lufz salsah!!!
O – adn ai has sent teh furree paw awf cheezfrenshep…eet bii frum ‘azevedan’, coz datz wot ai had uzed wai bak wen ai signud awp tu vote, bawt neva postud!
Fank yu fur teh fren rekwest, catena, ai will sirtinlee akksepk if stoopy WP will let me! Aiz been habbin trubblol wif it lately! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
yu bein eh Jimmee Bufet fan? aiz ben tu see hym 3 tymez!
Ai iz mayjur fan! Aiz seen him, um, mebbeh 20 oar 25 timez cents teh layte sebbentys? Lassed fyew yeers, hard tu git tikkets. Butt ai iz membur ov parrothed club (we du gud wurks, rayse munnies fur chaira-tees) an so sumtimes ai get tikkets dat way! Iz fun, no?
aifinkso is annipuss dat cawls him Jimmee Boofay. Sew ufny!
Nawt giltee! Ai nebber heered uv him at awl!
Oaisawree anni, mebbeh itz teh cween hoo says dat. **mails annipuss a CD** Yu wud lyke himz sawngs, aifinkso, dey are awl ‘beechy’and upbeet and sumtymes funny, wif a fyew seeryus wuns frown in heer and dere.
My bad memree, let me show you it!
Him awlso is da berry gud riter, aifinkso! Ai reelee enjoid his book…da tytle was “Where is Joe Merchant”, aifinxo
Yesh yesh yesh!
mai hubbee seen hym wai bak een teh 70z, tu! down een Flooreedah!
OOH U can maek teh bluudee mary’s fur teh breakfast peepz!! teh fresh mater joos is berry gud in dem.
Yesh yesh yesh! **gibs WRr kwart ov frosh maytur joos fur brekfust** Ai maid haf spicee, an haff nawt spicee. Ai gibbed yu teh spicee, so tayke it eezy awn teh peppurs!
Wee mayke bluudee mary’s furr brekfust an rim teh glass wif old bay seezuning – izza spyce yu yewz fur seefuds- iz nommy!
Mmmm…. Old Bay. Ai putted it on sum shwrimp a kuppul weekweekweeks ago & it wuz bery gud. Ai haz awlwaiz liked it on crab. Ai puts a littlol uv it on mah grilled chikkin azwell.
*drool*
ol’bay gud on aneefin ithxo…cept maybee ayse kreem…(hmmm) goes to try on darc chonklit …
iz not bad!!1!
Poar kitteh! Him needz halp!
Him shud hab catched wun uv teh wuns him seed
Oh poor Freddie! He tries to ketch teh left wun an teh rite wun flies awae!
wunner ifn dats teh saim Freddy taht iz Mezzo’s feline facebook fren? Mai kitteh Mezzo iz on faecebuk adn her haz a meezer kitteh fren cawled Freddy!
but he knew stoopy hoomins were involbed!
Poor Fred! Ai will gib yu gushifuds instead!
See, kitteh?! Ai tolded u dey wud freeze dat wai!
@@@@@@!!!!
Hai NS! me and gammacat need sum uv dem “super duper get the squid ink offa deh desh wipes”. got anymoar?
Um — nuffin werked yesterday. Ai just gaved up & dyed teh whole kitteh blak.
Mebbe u kud kulur ur whole desk blak wif a permanent marker?
Iffen ai mai innerupt, teh “kaboom” (RIP Billy Mays) wurks gud!
Whale, awn reggulur ink, ineeway. ai nawt tryd awn skwid ink.
oh yesh, das right, das right. ***frantikly kulering eberyting inna reach wif a black sharpie while teh over werkity peeples, say “ew, she dun lost her daM) mind”***
oh mai. ai sowwy, butt (snork) made me gigglol laek mad
Iz otay, ai giggloled tu! {{{{{palnisc}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{Fred}}}}}}}}
Hai PH! poor liddol kitteh needz sum uncrossy ais glasses. Hey, BTW, ai still haz sum squid inks on my werkity desk. It wont cum off!
*heddesk* I’m such a dumbutt!!!
I thot it wuz because ub teh jinglee looking necklace teh hooman putted on him!!!
mi tew!
{{{PH}}}
{{{{gammacat and palinsc}}}}}} Sea abuv, yewz kaboom! Oar hayres-spray wurks gud tuu!
We used hairspray to get ballpoint pen ink out of our couch upholstery a couple of years ago. It worked surprisingly well.
Mai huzbing keepz pins in himz shurt pokkit, lyke a nerd, furr himz wurk, an ai go frew a lawt of hairspray furrr dat! Wurks mush beddur den the spraynwach, aifinkso! Teh hoam remeedees izza bestist, aifinkso.
poor kitteh! I love his coloring! soo kyoot!
Akshully, mah Simon meezer is sumwhut cross-eied an he is verrah, verrah caerful jumpin up an down: yu can tell his depf persepshun is koo-koo. But he ushually jumps UP okeh an then yells for me to lift him DOWN from fings.
iz teh crossded-eyes sumfin taht meezerz haz sumtimes? fotso i herd taht sumwher. just wun more fing to luv abowt tehm.
(we had meezer named Carlos wen i wuz teenayjer. him wuz nutso.)
Ohai lunarmommy! I herd dat tu, mai ant had a meezer dat wuz teh craws-eyed. Himz nawt had no trubblol wif it, doh.
Yup – is part of their jeens – menny also has a kink at teh end of tehr tayles. Story is that teh Prinsess wanted teh Meezer to watch her jool bocks, an also freded her rings on his tayle. So his tayle gots a kink from holding teh rings on, an his eies got crosd from watching the joolbocks so hard. But Meezers been royal cats of Siam sinse then.
Dey talks alot, too. Ai haz awlwaiz had kittehs dat were/are part Meezer — neber a kwiet moment, it seems!
yup, owr Carlos had teh kinky tayl but idontfinkso him had teh crosded eyes.
him wuz noyzy too.
Mai ant’s meezer wuz teh berry noyzy! An lowd!
The Daktari is in
Dat wuz a gud sho!
Clawrence teh Crosseyed Lyon!
Ai wuz wunderin iffn ennywun elts mememberd himz!
O…nawt tu yu jus menshuned eet!
I is siamese, but you is the twins.
win
defeneet win!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dawnne, BGee, Apeajar, an Opheliacat!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!
i haz bringed tasty fudjy cake, orinj caek wif lemmin kreem frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, googly-eye toy glasses wif fake mustashes, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Happee brufday to da brufday cheezpeeps!
Ai can haz de party hats fankyu burfday fairy *Putz da hat ober hur noses sew voice iz muffled* Ai iz a burdz nao QUACK! *luks at da pompom so eyez r crossed and batz it wiff paw*
*bats pompop om kerrilove’s hat*
Hippo bird dai to awl teh brifday Cheezpeeps!!!
{{{{{ Birfdai Cheezpeeps}}}}}
♪♫♪♫ Hippo Birdie Toooooo Yoooooo!♪♫♪♫ ♫♪♫
♪♫♪♫ Hippo Birdie Toooooo Yoooooo!♪♫ ♪♫♪♫
♪♫♪♫ Hippo Birdie to Dawnne, BGee, Apeajar, Opheliacat, an allatehoddercheezepeeps, (whew!)♫
♪♫♪♫ Hippo Birdie Tooooooooo Yoooooooo!!!!!♪♫♪♫
Ann mennnnyyyy mooooaaaaarrrrr!!!!!!
(Hay burfday fairy! Kin ai hab a googly-eye toy glasses wif fake mustashes? I lubs dose.)
*smilols sweetalee adn wabes*
oooo, elainet, das wuz marbelluss! Heer, I has brotted us glasses!! Now noboddee will noe it r us! *donkee snickers wildlee behind hoofie* Wudd u like too join meh in a dantz furr teh Birfday peepulls?
Happy Birfday, Dawnne, BGee, Apeajar, Opheliacat, and all teh uddur cheezies ub whom dis moast wunnurmuss day speeks grandlee ub!
♪♫♪dansdansdans, dansdansdans
shaek mai bootee, shaek mai bootee♪♫♪
*Gwassis swips dawen noes*
Kan’t sea!
*shaek, shaek, twip, twip, whoops!!!*
Wy du i awwaes edn up onna mai butt(!)?
‘S okay,tho, Iz gotted lotsalotsalotsa pading!
Caek and fuzzy kitteh stikkers, plz!
heer are teh balloons for teh baloloon releese tomorrow after teh 2 minnits ob silense for matt.
@ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς
tehy are in many shapes, sizes an colurs. also heer are makers for riting a messij on tehm.
reminder: dis will being at 4am Cheez time, 7am Pafisik time (also burfday fairy time), 10am Eestern time, 3pm TTI time, an 4pm Yoorup time. for 2 minnits plz only to post a blank commint (poynty brakket ober teh comma, poynty brakket over teh peryud, sumwun plz correkt me if dis iz rong) or Matt’s name. after, we will releesing teh baloloons into teh meddow. kthx. (dis messij will repeet on teh nekst two LOLs so evreewun kan getting teh baloolns.)
oh, an if yoo kannot being tehr at taht time, yoo kan come ober later an relees yor baloloon wen eber wurks for yoo.
U iz full of win and awsum, burfdai fairy {{{BF}}}
Teh poynty brakkets wif a period between dem definitely werks (just tested it). Aifink comma werks too — tried dat but WP said it had detected a duplicate comment (and it wouldn’t have been a duplicate unless it looked the same as the other one – at least that’s the way it’s working in my head).
Yup!! Yoo ar rite – just teh too pointy brakkits will do it.
teh poyntee brakkits wifowt ennyfing inn em werk tew, jus triid it heer
Yu RAWK, burfday fairy!
Is wii stil doing teh list of things Matt mite be doing in the Meadow?
Oyeah! Mayke a nowncmint, kvnsgrrl! Mebbeh aftur teh balloloon stuffs?
Ai is still hoping Ai understands the pointy brackets part! Ar teh markers for writing thos ideas on teh balloloons or is it difrent? Ai duznt want to mess up Matt’s celebration.
*hides face*
{{{{kvnsgrrl}}}} The pointy brackets part is iffen yu want to post a “blank” comment (nuffin shows) butt yu kin awlsew just post the wurd “Matt” fur yur commint. Iz okee dokee. Afinkso, but nawt shoar, dat aftur the two-minute ‘silence’when we jist post blanks (wif point brackets) oar the wurd “Matt,” den we will go to the meadow and releez teh balloloons. Den we will du the “what Matt’s doing in the meaadow.” I hopeso dis is rite, sumwun pleez kurrect me if wrong.
{{{{{Parrothead}}}}}
sownds riet to me.
U can post a blank space by entering teh following (u can copy teh example below and paste it into ur message):
&38;nbsp;
(it’s a ampersand followed by “nbsp: then a semicolon)
So it will look like this:
<——
(Ignoriry teh “38″; just type a “&” followed by “nbsp;” and all will be both hunky and dory. kthx)
Well, crap. I just can’t communicate today.
*pouts*
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}} Sumwun figgered owt yu kin just du tu an it will gib yu a blank commint.
But… but… I has to do it teh hi-tech, belt-and-suspenders way.
Ohai, LCB. U haz bin mist! Hao u iz? Hao beez Liam & Zoe?
O hai. Teh kittehs is teh fine. Liam has been miffed that I had his baffroom door closed for a few days while I contained a abundant ant situation. Liam likes to cool his belly on teh tiles. Zoe is fine; she is feeling vry much at home wif us (after 4 months) and is turning into quite a luv.
I was at Dr. GYNyCat’s this morning for a test. Here’s hoping I passed!
Did u put “42,” or “Mt McKinley?”
But, butt, iz dai beefoar caturday! Yewz spozed tu reelacks!
wot wii gotz heer iz eh failyah tu kamuneekaet!
Dat be gud line fum “Cool Hand Luke” muvie
Clarence the Cross-eyed
LionMeezer…*gigglol*
Hao u iz, Maus? Duz u haz tiem to tell us abowt teh wedding yet or iz u runnin off to teh theater?
Sorry NS. IRL has been really busy lately. The show finishes this weekend, so maybe I’ll have some time next week.
**luuks fourwurd tu heering bowt teh weddun**
yu be du-en teh funnee pikawp reehursel dis weke?
{{{Maus}}}
Break a leg … in a heathy life-affirming (i.e. theater) way.
i haz a neffyoo taht kan doing dis. him iz ifinkso 8 yeerz old.
Ai haz alwaiz bean abul 2 do it – teh optometrist sed Ai wuz berry gud at it!
*wunders if annipuss luks az silli az my nefyoo wif teh crossded eyes*
Prolly! Iffn nawt sillyer!
finkso yor riet!! silli 8-yeer-old boiz are sposed to luk silli, but not dignifiyed laddeez ob TTI – wuld be un egg spekted, therfor eben sillier!
Aifink u aer rong awn 2 cownts – Ai aer nawt dinnifyed an moast peepl fink Ai aer no laydee!
Nekst tyme, Fred will juzt sae “NO” to teh nip, aihopeso!
it wurks!
Kitteh stalks… WTF? Two burds?
kitteh luks doan an sees four paws, no prolem!
Pleez tu nawt nom teh burdees. **kthxputtsawnkitteysoot**
{{parrothead}} dinna worree ph! Fred is stalkin the feather toi. He just thinks it’s a bird!
Annybunny bii teesin Fred, ai fumpin dem! Grrr!
U gawt dat rites, babes! Ohai Africat! {{{{{{Africat}}}}}}
Ohai KCT! Wabes floofy Paw!
OHai!
OHai, catena & catslave!!!1! *wabes a floofee paw at bof* Ai gawt 2 hab a lawnger walk 2dai awn a cane an ai wuz owtsied! O ai jus happetayle being owtsied! *bownsbownsbowns*
O, datz grate!
*soff shu wif caen hapi dans*
oh tahts wunderful KCT!! i kno yoo haz gotted teh kabin feever pretty bad an wantingd to go owtside!! yay for longer walk owtside an getting better!!
Fank u Lunarmommy! Yah, kabin Feeber, ai gawts it. Jus goin arown mai bilding an arown 2 mayobox…..ai neber thot ai’d eber fink it wud be eggssiting, aifinkso! {{{{{Lunarmommy}}}}
**bownsiz wif KCT** YAY furr yu! Ai haz happietaylefevvers!!!
{{{{parrothead}}}} Fank u!!! * brushes fevvers awn showders form bownsin* Iz bootimus sai 2! O yesh!
Ai has a happi fur ur recubberee! U bee maiking teh big progriss!
{{{{KayKitteh}}}}} Ai seez Orthopod Wensdai and Ai mai, just mai start dribing!!!!
Plz tu bowns keerfully, KCT!! wii duzn’t want u tu borkify enneefing els!!
Yay fur deh beeing owtside!! I hopez ur owtside isn’t az hawt az owers. It b bowt a hunnnerd and lebenty heer!!
Iz berry hawt an hoomid heer tu my cween! Tuuk a lawng tyme, butt (!) summerz heer! Weez hadda berry kool summur til dis week week week. **hazza sad beekawz summer neerly obur, and dotter leebin fur kawlidge**
{{{PH}}}
{{{{{PH}}}} Yah, summer awlmost ober. Hab ur dotter gib u bigg hugzz an moar. Ai am getting awn the end uv dis….missed winter, Spring and lawt of Summer. Ai may and nao may is key werd…Ai bay get 2 start dribing agin! WOOt WOOT!!!!1! aI SEEZ oRTHOPOD wENSDAI.
Ai kant bowns too hard butt Ai bowns caerfully. Doan wanna mess up teh Orthopod’s prettifyed werk! {{{{{cween}}}} Dis morn it wuz 58 and den nawt qwite 80 nao. Ben soooo bootimus! It will get hawt next week.
and thats the result of improper breeding. siamese are not supposed to be cross-eyed!! poor kitty probably is offspring of her brother and her mother or some crazy combination.
Oh, is not dat bad: originally all meezers had teh strabismus an a kinkee tayl. Is jus dubble resessive jeen taht shows up in some bludline matches. Mah Simon is definitly NOT a close-line-breeding case. I has his pedigree. An he is still sumwhut strabismic. (Das why he’s not a show-cat.)
**taykes Duffy’s hand and leeds Duffy tu teh brakerum fur cake**
dis kitteh looks jus lyke my Teufelica….apple-headed Siamese wif da bluuuuuest crosst-est ayes! I mizzez her sooooes much
Belated Purrrrrgrats catena-ku on ur nawt-sekund!!!!
i have a picture of freds brother.
Hooray for anatomically incorrect photo-shopping.
Next time you want to use human eyes on a cat, remove both the darker edge of the iris and continue the blue colour into the white.
Ahh, Siamese
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Hey, Sam, Is this Howlie?
Anyone else notice the lotion and the kleenex in the background?
lol this is the funniest thing iv seen all day besides from my best friend and me annoying this kid that hates us…lol
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