squid tastee, you say… bite squid real hard, you say…
but u wuz supposed 2 ignore it.
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I spoze u fink dat’s funnee…
goggie should know kittehs don’t get teh mad, dey just get ebben.
*goggie later seen wif remnants of splodink seagar all over him’s face. he shooulda known ’tis always fisshy if a kitteh gives him somefing…*
oh, where’s my mannerz? would you like a celebretory plate of ceviche to celebrate?
Thx, but dat iz sumfin Ai juss can’t stummick! Ai has aownlee juss had mai dinnur, so Ai doan’t nead ennee moar fud enniwai!
*sautesautesaute*
dances round da kichen making da ceviche Britsh style, i.e., cooked.
how to sautee
*wispers* prof. d’Beaker is an ex-spurt at this, maybe?
*trots in, steals teh civiche, and runs out*
ohai Annipuss, congratulations!
I has a speshul treet, just fur Uz
More Shatner and Palin,
himz reading her tweets as poetry
h t t p://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b136767_shatner_tweaks_palins_tweets.html
Thx, it won’t lode – Aifink mai connekshun iz slo 2dai…
did U take deh spaces out ?
also if dat does not wurk, googlol Shatner and Palin tweets
Yep, Ai got to teh rite plaes, but got teh rownd an rownd an rownd an nawt gettin enniware! Ai’ll trie agane latur.
I fink dere is a rather long ad in deh beginning, put by the stoopy soots of NBC.
Dat wud eggsplane wye teh fing kept goin rownd wivowt gettin 2 teh fun!
*iz waitin fur da loadin* huwyz up I wanz sea da Shatnerz!!! awwww huwy… iz still not payin da Shatnerz!!! ack ack…, I canz waitin fur da Shatnerz!!! iz stil spinnin wif da curclez butt nawt da Shatnerz!!! Aiz gonna faintz befor da Shatnerz!!! pays den I wun sea himz cause ai bee awl fainted
*faintz wif no Shatnerz!!!*
der stil b no Shatnerz!!! ai be lokin fur noder sitez… maibez iz no playin cuz ai’z in Kanada… ohnoes
*hazza go criz neaw cuz da Shatnerz!!! no be playin inda Kanadaz*
iz nawt be gibbin up an ai finz it!!! Yay da Shanterz!!! he bein da kookist me be lubbin himz sew vurry muches. He bein tu funniz an awlwaiz be makin da funz wif himselfz
Tankyuz Two_kittehs!
ew shud have tole teh kitteh eet wuz teh calamari, nawt swuid!
oopsy. squid, nawt swuid!
*squirt,* squid sez.
“hey, who you calling squirt?” kitteh sez.
Um, Kitteh — u seemz to haz sum ink on u.
*spits on a kleenex*
*wieps kitteh’s faec*
Nightshayde, ew needs sum more spit. itsa nawt werkin
Hmm. Mite hasta switch tactix.
*gets owt a bebbeh wiep*
*wieps kitteh’s faec*
Nope – datz nawt werkin eever.
*dyes teh rest uv teh kitteh blak*
Dere – nao it duzzint show!
tada! ew haz a smartz!
Basement Cat is taking over pooh innocent Floofeh’s soul
and herz fayce as well!
It startz at deh noze
Adn so it groze
Awl ober deh fais
At an alarming pais
Soon Miss Tootsie’z
Blak tu hur footsiez!!
bringz noo meening tu deh term ‘gushifud’
Forgot tu tell kitteh bout da ink stuffs. Ooops!
deetayls r sew obburraytid!
wot an inkredibly delicious and nootrishus schnak.
*passes over to da goggie an sploding sea gar*
ummm … the d’Beaker Lab wanst to knowing wuts this sea gar you speak of and is it good to eat is it huh? huh? huh?
*schniker* here, try one fr yourself adn your *ahem* guard dog Xak.
kthnx …
*flick flick*
*flame*
*puff puff puff on sea gar*
oops …
*lukz on in horror
FLEEP!!!!!
*Ringz handz
Oh NOEZ!!!!
Iz u ok, Fleep??
Speek tu mii!!!
it’z ok. we figgered there wuz sumfing fishy going on, so we left the lighted seegar propped on a vine we saw. It wuz nice and green, and seemed to have tendrils. We wrapped the tendrils around the seegar and ranawaywifakwikness. So everything is ok, right?
sowndz like a winning plan tu mii!!!!
{{{{Fleep}}}} Iz gud tu no dat u b safe!!
what prof. d’Beaker does not know is that the b0rg enhance’d tendrills act as a delay’d action smoldering fuse…
*time passes*
*fuse smolders as it simultaneously stretches, stretches, stretches*
…
*BOOM!!!!!!!!*
an ominous sound is heard from the area of the d’Beaker labs and TakeeOutee, far, far away from the main Sweetpea Plant.
A mushroom cloud is seen dissipating accompanied by singed tendril fallout.
Oh noes!! are teh duhBeaker labs d’stroyed???
*looks over to see da Black goggie safe, but what is that rubble o’er dere? and, Igor, where aer you???*
*wanders to teh microwayv & luuks in*
*sees wut iz left uv a soop can & drippifying soop awlober teh insied uv teh microwayv*
Wow – dat microwayv beez a mess. Mebbe Burfday Fairy kin send a troll ober to cleenify it.
*sends a hongree trol ober to likk teh nook-o-wave kleen*
*wunders wher sweetpea gottingd taht “sea gar”*
not telling. nope.
IFINso deh gar b a freshwater fish. If u finding a sea gar, plz tu letting mii noez.
creative license, i hazzit. pls to not be taking it away,’kay?
Lemmee see dat.
*egg zaminz lye scentz.
Oooooh. Stinky!!! Smellz eggspired tu mii!!
hmmm, passded iz sell-bai date aifinkso.
Creatib license poseta be INspired, nawt EGGspired!
i like da way you think, mezzomom.
*gives mezzomom a sgin witch reads: PeasAnts Unite!!! *
Peas adn Antz?!?!?! I haz had Peaz adn Carrotz, but i dont think deh peaz and antz wud b so gud. PLEH!!!
*ants go marching one by one (hurrah!) t’ward teh cassel where the cween is looking out teh window, causing an interesting juxtoposition of royal pane with royal…*
*groan*
no heddesk?
*walkz up bhind sweetpea an’ smackz hur hed down ontu hur desk.
HEDDESK!!!
Sheesh! Has yoo notissed hao much violinz ther is on teh innertoobs these days? *shayks hed*
opera haters are standing by for counselling.
“Nebbermynd!”
*shayks hed*
Is troo, u can’t goe enneewer wifowt cee-ing teh violins inherent in teh system!
why are you shmacking yr head down on moi desk??
*peasants are revolting at dis royale dishplay 0 desk bashing adn crueltees to desks*
you okay, kween? you’re usually a little more subtle in yr enlighten’d despotism.
In mai humblol oep inyun, deh peasantz am awlwayz revolting… makez mii gag ebbree tiym I lukz at dem.
halp halp! ai’m bean reepressud!
Yew were pressed befoar?
*gruums self*
may wee!
not outside! wee inna flannik pleese!
you call’d?
i say, lettuce unite!!
*chants*
PeasAnts Unite!!!Peas Ants Unite!!!Peas Ants Unite!!!
Wut abowt teh Peas’ Unklols?
Der rebolting acuz dere dedded.
*breaks into a songndanz 0 “What do the simple folk do?” ♪
*upon hearing this, aliens across the galaxy get into flying saucers with a kwikness and evacuate for the closest spiral galaxy out of hearing range*
Sweetpea — keeping the Milky Way galaxee alien-free for elebenty years!
Nawt to menshun wen u smellz dem.
Oops – ai menshund it.
“Your Highness, the peasants are revolting!”
“You can say that again – they stink on ice!”
Hehehehe. “Mel Brooks’ “History of the World, Pt. 1″ FTW…..
Fantum ob da oprah kitteh
woot! ai wuz thouting along tohse lines allso
I didn’t NOES it wuz loaded!
is deh last time I tries to write wid a fountain pen
Or teh last tiem u tries to nom de plume?
NS, yor kwakkin me up! Nom de plume, FTW!
*gigglol*
Aiz shur dat LCB wud haz come up wif dat nawt sekkund if she had bin heer.
LOL!!!!!
LMAO!!!
And a speshul menshun for 2K for teh perfekt set-up!
o fanks grem
:takes a bow
*bows to two_kittehs fur dat perfekt set-up*
OT: Is anybody watching top chef Masters?
Okai. Now yu gonna find out how teh pointy endz tayste!!!
Ai can haz squid inkz?
didja want taht wif sum seppisause?
As a resiprokal jestchure, Tootie leevs remains of skwid in hyoomins bed.
I gnu a kitteh who left dead snakes in her humanz bed.
(they wuz small an nonpoisonous)
Ew Ew Ew!
ai gnu a kitteh who bings homez da meices an putted dem awn da chest uf her humanz whiel she waz sleepin… human taut kitteh wuz lickin hur an gots sirprized when she be touchinz it anz it not bein kitteh der ony ded meices… wuz naut bery hapy humanz nope.
double ew ew ew!
ai tink da kitteh tri maken up furz it bai bringin homez da kute black meice dat wuz not ded. wuz berry kute an ony dazed an wuz letted go fee againz…dat kitteh catually cam wid de smallz back appartiment ai wrented, she wouldn’t muve away, she keepinz making her whay bac again. defunitly a hunter kitteh an ai tink she wus a wittle confuzed cuz she no bee usin a literbox, she wen owt lik a goggie *an iffin she wuz insid an hadden tu goes, she wenz inda showerz fur ez clennin* When ai muved away she wood no stay wif mai
she be tu happiz inz hur tewitory mefinx.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nintendomaster13 an elainet an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, lemmin cake wif orinj frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch (but no skwid, burfdayfairy not likes teh skwid, pleh) noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif neon-colured fishy shaped water skwirters, ittybitty hand held esploding trol video games (theez defy deskripshun, yooze yor imajinayshun!), kandee, an sparkly shiny fishy stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happy burfdai Nintendomaster12 and elainet! Lemming cake wif orinj frosting! Ai lubs dat! Fankees burfdai fairy! **fills neon-colured fishy shaped water skwirters wif sqwid ink**
**Taykes aim***
Pew! Pew! Pew!
PH, ai lub taht Pew! Pew! Pew! eet iza jes so darngoshopie funnee tew me! ai lub it wehn ew shoots
nao ebberybudy bee blak awl obber
*fills fishy skwirters wiv washi nup likwid adn skwirts o ebberywon cleen again*
Dis be a gud toi burfday fairee, fank yoo!
Happy happee Burfday, Elainet!!
*handz hur a chokklit martoonee wif a sparklee swizzlol stik*
*putzs fishee stikker on lappee tawp.
My commint is being moderated bekawz of a URL linky. Sawree if it postings twice eventchuly. I tries agin:
I saw that teh burthday fairy is dropping orf balloons tomorry for releasing into teh meddow in honor of Matt, Elsa_Mama’s beluvved son.
I will nawt be online Frydegg or Caturday. Wuld sumwun pleez rite this on a balloon for me and release it, pleez?
Is nawt a messaj reelly, is a link to a beyootiful song ritten by Jane Siberry. Is called Calling All Angels:
h t t p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xF4UZppqbo
(closing up teh spaces, pleez)
Would somewun do that for me pleez? I wuld so mush appreciate it.
*with tear-filled eyes* – Grem
Oh, noes, dat song alwais gibs mii teh leaky-eyes. But iz a bootimus choyce, so ai wil send it up wif mines.
wuz going to say, i’ll rite it on a balloon an maek shur sumwun takes it, but luks liek my trusty helper kvnsgrrl haz gotted it taked kare ob alreddy.
byootimus – eetz awn mai eyePawd – maykes myne eyes leeky two.
*upfi squirts wildlee around*
Pew pew pew! Happi burfday, elainet! hope u stops bai to see dis LOL!
**sneeks bak in agin and boings Upfis antenee**
*ticklols palinsc in the neck*
*sneeks bak in~~hee hee, taht tiklols~~boing, boing, anna den pets teh lil caturpillow~~sneeks bak out agin*
*littlol caterpillar purrs happily at being petted*
*kimkiwi snorgls teh prittee litlol catturpillar*
Happee burfdai ebrywun! *settlols daon wif an esploding trol bideo game* Ooh, dis is fun! Pew!pew! Kaboom! ew, trol guts.
happy birthday to Nintendomaster13 an elainet and eberyone born todai!
*sticks googlee eyed fishee sticker on nose and heds awf to meetink*
Hay! Watch hooz nose u puts stuff on, gammacat!
*remoovs fishee sticker frum hur nose & sticks it up on hur kyoobikul wall*
hooo ai be likin da bbideo gamez ifin yu dun mindz *pays wif da esploding trolz wif ebil glintz in ur eyez* hehehehe tak dat ebil trolz, I bein bloooowwwinnn yuz up neow hehehe
Tank yu Burday fairy, iz niew faborite gamz
yor welkom evreeboddy! haz fun iwf teh toyz an goodies!
ohai elainet – hoap yure birfday wuz awesum!
test.
42!
Mt. McKinley?
Hao owld will BDM beh on her birfdai?
Yunger den she will eber be agin?
42!
The meaning of Life, da OOniberse and Ebreefink!
zolong an, fanx fur awl da fissh!!!
geeezeeee! finally! i changed my blu naem to show my ICHC profile an I kept gettin nommed!
Menne peepz fownd dat using deh URI format
h t t p://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxx
maded dere commintz inbiziblol.
try uzing deh format
h t t p://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=xxx
insted. U kin finding moar halpz on deh Avatarz adn Bloo Namez paig uv deh Cryer.
o fankx Cween!
OOH, I luv ur poetrees princess!
fankees Skwirlgrrl!
Fank U burfday fairy, 4 teh egg salad celerbertory noms! An spechul fanks 4 teh nawt-squid punch. Do not want!
*goze bak 2 wrk, irirtatin co-wurkers wif noyzemakers an watur skwirter*
Iz nawt laffin at u. Iz laffin wiff u.
No okay Iz relly laffin at u.
bwahahaha, another kitteh victim of a goggie prank
She can has her tung stikkin out a bit? Mebbe she likk likk teh kamera wif an inkee tung to show whut a gud sport she is.
ooo…i could do with a good plate of squid-ink spaghetti tossed with red onions, fresh basil, fresh oregano, and some shrimp, crab, and calamari sauteed in garlic and just a touch of red chili flakes for a little kick.
ifinkso tahts today’s speshul at NOM
and i nearly forgot the olive oil and lemon juice + lemon zest to keep it bright and zingy
I like toona (sigh). We noe have it everyday as my hooman says too much salt but I can hearz can been opened from quarter mile away. Smudgie laff at hoomanz who do ‘free running’ and think they graceful as kitteh. LMAO. Kitteh do triple somersault to warm up. Hoomanz graceful as sofa pushed off cliff if you ask Smudgie. ha ha ha. xxx
*opens cann 0 toona*
*prepares to pour off toona juish for adorable smudgie when
b00m!!!!! is heard from vizziniti 0 d’Beaker labs, causing toona juish to go all OVER da adorable smudgie*
Nao Smudgie kin lik it off & it will be considered a “baff” ravver den a “meel.” Baffs haz no calories, u noe.
I mean Smudgie run quarter mile to get to toona in 5 seconds.
Da kalihmaree wuz a tad unnerdun…
OMG, what a beautimous face on such a wonderful green-eyed kitteh! And, kudo’s to the catpion maker!!!!
This reminded me of the squid boss in Super Mario Sunshine.
Very pretty markings!
gud wun mezzomom! ai now has a hungree tew!