Comments on: ” 911, what is the nature of your emergency?

By: Drumstix

Drumstix — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:52:38 +0000

it’z really weird, because that is one STUPID CAT. that reminds me of this movie where this cat was biting a Christmas tree wire and this guy didn’t know the cat was biting the wire so he turned on the Christmas tree and the cat got electrocuted and the cat went through the floor. LOL! it was a cool movie.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:50:38 +0000

Now there’s a disturbing thought. Having a cat like the woman from the film Misery. Oh wait, it’s be called Mousery, and the human would be like the mouse…

By: Duffy

Duffy — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:34:08 +0000

Its de shadoe on teh fase taht maeks dis pikshur.
One yello eie, balefully staring… staring… staring…
Dont yu hear it? It’s teh beeting of his teltale hart!!!!
…
Um, sorree – slite psikotic braek there. Goin bak to wurk now.

By: miniminsmum

miniminsmum — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:11:09 +0000

Madagascar 2 referensse!

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:14:11 +0000

Sai wat??? Wud u mind speekin up?!?! Canut heer ya!!!!

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:10:48 +0000

FTW!

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:09:04 +0000

… Erm… Well…. Uhm…

No, that about covers it!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:55:11 +0000

???

By: virzan tillweed

virzan tillweed — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:26:05 +0000

One ADAM 12, Contact the psycho, 911 hang up call…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:51:57 +0000

GMTA!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:44:03 +0000

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:39:56 +0000

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:19:38 +0000

By: 10thLife

10thLife — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:07:45 +0000

LOL, such as HA HA HA HA HAH

By: elainet

elainet — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:41:13 +0000

Wuts fr dinner?

By: elainet

elainet — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:38:56 +0000

Dijoo go wee wee wee? Dat can hapin wen u getz tiklolified!

By: cleaseltheweasel

cleaseltheweasel — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:38:25 +0000

Awwww! *squeeze*

By: Connie

Connie — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:34:01 +0000

as a 911 operator, that’s pretty funny.

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:01:50 +0000

this pik is an instant klassik. i luv teh hichcockeyng feel it has

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:00:08 +0000

Srsly Q!!! u must acompny me tew my island fur an extended stay, please. ur thots ov noms r a companion tew mai own.
I can only begin tew imagine the banquets an teh games!
only feats ov strenght an artistry tho! none of that nastee violence, just rilly tends tew muckeh up the floors…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:59:52 +0000

**Red pikks up fone, dials fyremenz**

Ohai, I nawt has emerjensee rite nao, butt I’m gonna need sum seer-ryus halp inna moarnin.

Yah, I tuuk a 45 minnit car-dee-yo class tonite an I nawt gonna be ablol to get up inna moarnin.

Plz to be bringin ur strongest fyremenz an mebbe teh jawz of lief.

Kthxbai.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:47:07 +0000

LOL! teh littol BC is sew kyoot! thanks Lungdoc!

By: kerrilove

kerrilove — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:43:02 +0000

Dat wuz grate KK! Iz berry phunny! *gigglolz*

Tanks fur da lynx Lungdoc, dat iz tu kute LOLz ai faveroited it

By: Matthew

Matthew — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:33:50 +0000

this is scary

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:31:53 +0000

Ah, yesh! Taht would splain a lots, aifinkso. Kitteh doez some on-line editinz. Gonna fix our capshuns for us, yep yep. Kinda like the LOL that kaymcleod made… h t t p://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2788003

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:22:49 +0000

Ai gots it!!! Kitteh sais
“Ai is awn ur line, nommin ur commints!”

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:22:32 +0000

Hmmm. Soylent FanciFeest?

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:20:38 +0000

Yesh, and wifawt tehm lief wud bee teh dull, but (!) sumtiems tehy maik lief a littul tu intresting!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:20:17 +0000

Ob corse, Ai mytuv messt up teh HTML somehow, throwin redundant puncshuashuns arownd. So Ai can’t blame WP nessessessessarilee.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:18:11 +0000

Ai feelz yur payne. A few LOLz back ai wrote a longish commint adn finished it up with the ” ” mark; adn when it got posted, it was just teh adn no wordz atawl. Mystereez, we haz tehm.

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:17:03 +0000

Okae, ai has had sum noms, can has commints fur dissurt?

By: kerrilove

kerrilove — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:14:59 +0000

neawt till aftr yu haz dinnerz

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:14:26 +0000

Fur reesuns unnoen, awn lastes fred mai attemps tu halp splortud peeps gots “modiratud” awt ov xistinse.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:11:49 +0000

Ohai KayKitteh! Beez yu havin trubl wif yur commintz gettin nommed?

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:10:55 +0000

Damon Knight scifi ref FTW! “To Serve Man”…cronch, cronch…

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:09:43 +0000

Ai can has coommints nao?

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:48:13 +0000

it’s a cook buuk!!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:46:39 +0000

Nawt at 11.45pm, Aifink!

By: kerrilove

kerrilove — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:44:44 +0000

da stilton cheez iz bery stong blu cheez butt iz sew gud ifin yu haz it wif a widdle frut mefinx

By: pj perry

pj perry — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:44:03 +0000

Wire? Wat wires? Iz killin a giunt snake…for u.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:38:17 +0000

Thx Q, Aifink Ai’ll pass awn teh sordid noms an sips – Ai aer off 2 bed in a fyoo minnits!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:37:27 +0000

Nao nao, kitteh — wires iz neever nootrishus nor delishus. *slow sad hedshake*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:36:56 +0000

*snerk*

By: Q.

Q. — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:35:32 +0000

Congratz to jk2k and to Anni! Before we being our conga line to the tie boot eek, I offurr:

time-zone appropriate noms and sips. These include Dry Sack sherry and walnuts with Stilton cheez; dry gin martinis, straight up with olives; okay, if you must have vodka faux-martinis, here’re some; crostini with olive tapinade or with pureed chicken livers; salted almonds.

Njoi!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:35:24 +0000

not tu feeding deh hoomanz tu deh kitteez.

plz.

prapz wii needz a nuzzer No Nomz konsert?

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:33:45 +0000

“Ma’am, we’ve traced the source of the threatening calls and… THEY’RE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!”

purr… purr… purr…

By: fiendishrabbit

fiendishrabbit — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:32:34 +0000

In someones nightmare I’m sure this is how Skynet came to be.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:29:07 +0000

Dees liddol pinkgees say wee we wee!!!!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:26:28 +0000

Dis kitteh doesn’t look like he misses a lot of meals.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:25:52 +0000

*rasslolz pj tu deh grownd.

tikklol, tikklol!! deh toezeez

tikklol!!! tikklol, tikklol!! deh uzzer toezezz