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” 911, what is the nature of your emergency? “It’s my cat, I think he’s trying to…. “Hello? Hello?”
mah urge 2 kill iz finally compleet.
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mmmm wyre…mmm
nomnomnomnomnomnom
….
zhht!
OW!
Congrats, jk2k!
Congratz to jk2k and to Anni! Before we being our conga line to the tie boot eek, I offurr:
time-zone appropriate noms and sips. These include Dry Sack sherry and walnuts with Stilton cheez; dry gin martinis, straight up with olives; okay, if you must have vodka faux-martinis, here’re some; crostini with olive tapinade or with pureed chicken livers; salted almonds.
Njoi!
Thx Q, Aifink Ai’ll pass awn teh sordid noms an sips – Ai aer off 2 bed in a fyoo minnits!
da stilton cheez iz bery stong blu cheez butt iz sew gud ifin yu haz it wif a widdle frut mefinx
Nawt at 11.45pm, Aifink!
Srsly Q!!! u must acompny me tew my island fur an extended stay, please. ur thots ov noms r a companion tew mai own.
I can only begin tew imagine the banquets an teh games!
only feats ov strenght an artistry tho! none of that nastee violence, just rilly tends tew muckeh up the floors…
Sorry caller, u have gone faint
which is bedder dan ded, mind yu.
Troo, dat!
Naow no moar interwebz until mai fud dish haz gushifuds!!! Adn teh litturbawks is chanjed
Pinkee pinkee tow padz!!!!
*tikklol, tikklol*
Onose, not d pinkee pinkees…he he he …stop dat!
*rasslolz pj tu deh grownd.
tikklol, tikklol!! deh toezeez
tikklol!!! tikklol, tikklol!! deh uzzer toezezz
Dees liddol pinkgees say wee we wee!!!!
Dijoo go wee wee wee? Dat can hapin wen u getz tiklolified!
Ai iz holding yur puter to ransnom!!
Kan ewe here mii Naow?
nawt anymor…
Sai wat??? Wud u mind speekin up?!?! Canut heer ya!!!!
N teh fyoochur, kawlin nain-wun-wun tu rpoart dat yr kitteh iz traiyin too choo froo teh fone koard mey nawt b moast halpful koars uv akshun.
iz laik an agatha christie novl, wher teh communikayshun is ded, an noone iz gettin awf teh ailand.
“An den der wer wun…”
“Git off da fone an feed mii hooman!”
Dis kitteh doesn’t look like he misses a lot of meals.
not tu feeding deh hoomanz tu deh kitteez.
plz.
prapz wii needz a nuzzer No Nomz konsert?
it’s a cook buuk!!!
Damon Knight scifi ref FTW! “To Serve Man”…cronch, cronch…
Wuts fr dinner?
Madagascar 2 referensse!
Hmmm. Soylent FanciFeest?
In someones nightmare I’m sure this is how Skynet came to be.
“Ma’am, we’ve traced the source of the threatening calls and… THEY’RE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!”
purr… purr… purr…
*snerk*
LOL, such as HA HA HA HA HAH
Nao nao, kitteh — wires iz neever nootrishus nor delishus. *slow sad hedshake*
Wire? Wat wires? Iz killin a giunt snake…for u.
Ai can has coommints nao?
Ohai KayKitteh! Beez yu havin trubl wif yur commintz gettin nommed?
Fur reesuns unnoen, awn lastes fred mai attemps tu halp splortud peeps gots “modiratud” awt ov xistinse.
Ai feelz yur payne. A few LOLz back ai wrote a longish commint adn finished it up with the ”
” mark; adn when it got posted, it was just teh 
adn no wordz atawl. Mystereez, we haz tehm.
Ob corse, Ai mytuv messt up teh HTML somehow, throwin redundant puncshuashuns arownd. So Ai can’t blame WP nessessessessarilee.
Yesh, and wifawt tehm lief wud bee teh dull, but (!) sumtiems tehy maik lief a littul tu intresting!
neawt till aftr yu haz dinnerz
Okae, ai has had sum noms, can has commints fur dissurt?
Ai gots it!!! Kitteh sais
“Ai is awn ur line, nommin ur commints!”
Ah, yesh! Taht would splain a lots, aifinkso. Kitteh doez some on-line editinz. Gonna fix our capshuns for us, yep yep. Kinda like the LOL that kaymcleod made… h t t p://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2788003
Dat wuz grate KK! Iz berry phunny! *gigglolz*
Tanks fur da lynx Lungdoc, dat iz tu kute LOLz ai faveroited it
LOL! teh littol BC is sew kyoot! thanks Lungdoc!
this is scary
**Red pikks up fone, dials fyremenz**
Ohai, I nawt has emerjensee rite nao, butt I’m gonna need sum seer-ryus halp inna moarnin.
Yah, I tuuk a 45 minnit car-dee-yo class tonite an I nawt gonna be ablol to get up inna moarnin.
Plz to be bringin ur strongest fyremenz an mebbe teh jawz of lief.
Kthxbai.
FTW!
this pik is an instant klassik. i luv teh hichcockeyng feel it has
as a 911 operator, that’s pretty funny.
Awwww! *squeeze*
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GMTA!!
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One ADAM 12, Contact the psycho, 911 hang up call…
No, that about covers it!
Its de shadoe on teh fase taht maeks dis pikshur.
One yello eie, balefully staring… staring… staring…
Dont yu hear it? It’s teh beeting of his teltale hart!!!!
…
Um, sorree – slite psikotic braek there. Goin bak to wurk now.
Now there’s a disturbing thought. Having a cat like the woman from the film Misery. Oh wait, it’s be called Mousery, and the human would be like the mouse…