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Ai aer goin 2 gro up juss liek him!
kitteh need 2 practis hims rawr!!
W00t!!!
Ty Boo Teek fur annipuss and Maus!
*brings out freshlee brood cawfee wif awl teh fixings*
*an a platter ov bare clause an Danish cheez an raspberees*
What are we missing? JOOS!!!”
*brings out freshelee squoze oranj joos*
Enething else?
Juss had lunsh, but dat gibs me a hongree!
mnyum! fresh o.j., please
-steels joos and muffinz fer later-
He’s Greeeeeeeeeeeeeaaat!
lol, win
Noe frosted flaykes inna bed plz!
If you wanna eat crackers in bed, honey
You know you gotta sleep with crumbs
aen den be pikken dem awt awf ouchie plasez…
Wii awl habba hart uf a tygrrr insyd uf us!
Kitteh finks the big guys strypes are a bit garish.
Eye fink iz safur tu haz tygurr inna tank.
Hoo had wunna dem leetul tygurr taylez frum teh gaz stashun?
Eye ‘member dose. Dinna have wun, butt (snerk) wanted wun.
Won moer egsampul
Meedeah eemaj kawsen
Eenadehkwasee
Took me a while to de-lolspeak eendehkwasee
is:
een-ad-eh-kwa-see
Oooooooooooohhhhh!!!! GUD wun!! Ai see it cleerlee nao!
Sry…iz trii tu du betta nex tyem…
Kthxbai
Nawt to bii pollyjizin! IMHO iz perfeckly “standrd” Lolspeak ohaiku, aifinkso! Intermittent puzzlementz are part of teh fun.
Ai thot it wuz kwite ufnee!!!
An reelee gud.
Wun ov mai most favoritists cheezpeeps ebber – gibbocat – rote so well ai wuz verree offen puzzloled – an had to ask. But wehn ai noo what it wuz, TEHN ai cud see hao veree, verree clever it reelee wuz!
Ohai JCH4K! Welcome back! Can wii hav ufny as a nu wurd?
Oh, ai think unfy iz a GRATE werd!!!!
An thankz fur teh welcome bak. Ai wuz starting to wunder if enewun at awl had eben notissed ai wuzn’t heer!
Ooh! Wii notissed awlrite! {{{JCH4K}}}
Ohai, J4K! We has indeed missinged yoo! Sawree I wuz nawt abul to meet yoo and MaryO whyl yoo wuz on teh eest koast. Mebbe neggst tyme things will wurk owt beddur . . .
{{{J4K and her traveling pal MaryO}}}
An WE were so sorree we mist yoo! There just wuzn’t enuf taim!!! Ebreething seems to taek FREE taims longer tahn yoo think itz going to! But we ar reelee hoaping fur “neggst taim!” An there WILL be wun!!
where did U goes 2? Iz was in Dee Cee a cuppla weeks ago
an meeted with Tribble and LCB
fangs!
*sitting bleary eye’d in front 0 computer, sipping coffee*
is not easy keeping up with our Janet…
*sip*
Bleeree ayez???? HAH!!!
*fumblolz fur caweffe cup*
Ai dint get hoam until afer MIDNITE!!! It wuz teh tornaodo in teh PokeintehNoze!!!! Plains weren’t flying!
*cant find cawfee cuP*
An ai think mai dryer iz awn floof.
oh noooooooes! you was teh stuck in da err port in hatfid?
Awnlee fur an extree two hours!!! LOL!!! We cudda goan 20 myolz an hour an still got there on taim!
Furst it wuz awnlee 45 minnits layte – becuz teh plain wuznt there. An teh putted awl teh “A” peeple on. An just wehn they were about to let teh “B” peeple awn, awl teh A peeple started coming bak off!
Beuz ov teh whether, tehy wudn’t let ene moar plains into teh skye, becuz it wuz too crowded. So we just had to wayte until teh skyes cleered a bit!
ai iz rellee hopen dat ‘tinken’ en LOLspeke iz helpun mai poor awld braynez tu bii yungish ehgen!
yay tihs be beery gud brayne eggersaiz!
*counts on figners*
ohaiku!
An just hu iz this ku??? Sumwun nu???
Eggstenz floofy por to greet adn welcum ku.
*snerk* sumteims ai haz cot myseff finkin in LOLspeke IRL, teh IRL peeps wud be finkin mai pore awd braynez be gawn!
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Ai akshully figird dat awt awl awn mah own!
*pats self awn bak prowdlee* 
*joins FluffyB in backpatting*
pat pat pat! Well done, FluffyB! U can has lolspeak medal of teh day!
**sneeks in, boings Upfis antanee, sneeks back out**
*giglols*
boingboing
*sneeks back out*
Y u guise teesin upfi? Jussa minit..brb…
*boingboing*
O nao ai see y…! Dats ufny!
Oeh, shinee…!
Bee kayreful, bee berry kayreful if LCB is araound. She will see teh shinee fing and “boro” it from yoo – endeafinataly!
Fanks fur teh warning!
*holds teh shinee klows wile luukin rownd suspishuslee…*
Awl dat iz guld does nawt glitta
Nawt awl dose dat wanda ayr lossed
Oooh! LOTR ref!!!
Africat FTW!
Teh awld dat iz strongh duz nawt witha
Depe ruetz ayr nawt reechd bai teh frossed
Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Strider. Estel. Elessar.
ai hadd teh beegus crusch awn Aragorn wen ai wuz nawt sekkund reeden teh bukz eh lo-ong tyem ehgoe….
Wut abowt Vigo Mortensen, didju fink hii made a gud Aragorn?
hii maed eh ‘verrue’ gud Aragorn!
adn Orlando Bloom maed eh nise Legolas!
*squee*
ai nawt lik dat dey maed Aragorn dowt enden awp wif Arwen, dough…
Mii neider. Dey had tu “modernise” teh love angle ai suppose. Cudnt hav Aragorn bii teh strong silent type like in teh buk. Wudn’t bii PC!
Ai sorta whisht tehy dint maek him hav teh stringee hare! Wut wuz taht?? No wun ELSE had strngee hare! Wuz nawt verree attaktive – ai thot.
adn don gett mii starttud awn teh ‘dwarf tossen’! adn teh battul at Helmz Depe…
ai HATZ anee messun wif eh buk ai rillee lik!
Ai gess dey reeeely wanted him tu luk laik him spent lotsa tyme sleepin undurr hedges an stuff.
LOL! mai brudder was not tew happi wif Gimli as comic releef.
Eben wif teh stringy hair, Viggo is hunky!
AI doo too!! Ai wish mai bruther were heer to speek. He haz ebree werd memorized, ai think! An noes much bedder tahn ai waht wuz messt with. But he had LOTZ to say!!!!
aid slepe unda eh hedj wif Viggo aneetyem!
*hedden tu lunch*
Kbai
Tankyoo! I tawt ai wuz loosin mai lolspeek abilitees. Adn I wuz raight!
Iz gud tu haf teh feedbak. Wot seemz obveeous tu won nawt tu anudder.
Lik ai wud sai ‘ahbveeiz’ bawt dat mebbe nawt tu obveeous!
But, but,but, dat iz deh ufn uv deh lolspeek – seeing how menny waiz tu riting fingz!!! U did not fail, catena. In fakt, u egg seeded. Making peepz fink iz NAWT a bad thing!!!
Schmoooooz adn a gold medal tu u!!
mebbee shud b ‘fun’ not ‘ufn’………..
Hee! Dats ufny!
lukz lik LOLpeegLaten…
ixny awn teh ufny!
Ai’ll just smyol heer!!! ai wuz gonna trai to say sumthing clever in LOLpeegLaten, but – ai think ai maybee need moar sleep. Ai cannot brayne rite nao!
Oh Hai Janet!! U is home fur a day or too?? Wii haz missinged u here!!! I trust u had lotsa fun meeting peepz.
OHAI cweenmj!!! Itz nide to go – an gud to bee hoam.
Akshullee – ai’m hoam fur a hole @##K LOL!!! week. Ai ment “week.”
An ai had a moast amazing trip! THINK ov it!!
Mary O’Spockn, Maus AND Phillipe d’Beaker – awl in WUN week!!!
I finso u b deh cheezmeetiest peep I noez!!!
Huzbin sez “Oh Hai!”
LOL!!! An a Hai an a hug an a schmoo to Huzbin, too, plz! Ai think teh latter too ar purrrrrhaps moar fun fur yoo than fur me!!
OH!! WAYTE!!! Taht duzzn’t sound rite at AWL!!!! Ai ment – becuz ai am heer – an yoo ar there. Nawt taht it wudn’t bee ufn if ai were THERE!
Oh, Janet — U iz deh ufny!!!!
U can offn tell wat aksent a purrsun wud yooze wen dey tawk wen u see haow dey spel in lolspeek!
Oyez – jus lik teh peeps wear ai grue awp, ai turnz ‘r’ eentu ‘ah’
catena, is U a Yankee kitteh frum Gnu England?
yez…boyn adn razd een Maasuhchoosittz…liven nauw een Kahnekteekit!
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!
*donkey putts on golden shooes on frunt*
*donkey putts on tappy shooes on back*
**duzz a littlol happy dants*
woopsie! dat ended up far down!
Dat poast was furr elainet!!
Happee birfday Elainet
*luks rownd to see wehre she’z gone*
O yore up dere!
Hab a glarse of shampain to sillibrate teh occashun!
*hanz shampain awl arownd*
Ah lubs shampayn…
Hapi burfdai tu yu,
Hapi burfdai tu yu!
Hapi burfdai, dere el-ai-net…
Hapi burfdai tu yu!
Oh, but taht wu a moast fantastikal an wunderful dans, wif teh golden frunt shoos gleeming in teh sunshyne an teh littlol shinee blak tappy shoos so sparklee awn teh floor!
AWSUM!!!
But itz elainet’s burfday?? ‘
BRB
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oh, my!
ai’ve bin traiing to poast mai burday sawnf fur yoo – but WP seems to bee eeting it!
So – ai will just say
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Oooo! Tankee yoo!! I laiks da shinee adn da tappee! I wihses i cood dans laik yoo, Kafleen! I tend 2 fawl alotta taims. Aim clomsee. ennywai, u maek mee hapi wit yoor burfdae wihses!
Ohai elainet, Ai r BOM_MOMME. Pweeae tu callz mii bom. Ai frended U an der waz de fren rekwest frum U. Iz kizzmeet. an a beri hoppi birfdae tu U.
Happy Birthday elainet!
Tankee!
Happi Happi Joi Joi!!!
*Sotps too wipe sum chawklit kaek offa mai fase.*
Dis cawlz foar a litlol hapi dans fur mee!
*Stwaitens owt mai twerly skert*
*dans dans dans*
*twirly twirly twirly*
*twip stumblol twip*
O fudge.
Dis awwaes hapins wen ai twy 2 dans. Its mai 2 (really) leftest feets.
O wel, I’z happee ennywai!!!
i has ambition.
Old saying: God made the kitteh so that humans could caress the tiger.
I like that saying very much.
Dis’ ma’ brother from anotha’ motha’
Mai BEEG brudder…
dat tyger luks laek him noes sumting sneekee
Grayt Beeg Kitteh habz
t3h praw~purr ‘Cat-i-tood’. Himz
habz ‘Soopah Awsumm’!
Grayt Beeg Kitteh amz
awllso wundurrfull playss 4
lawwwwng Kitteh Napz
Grayt Beeg Kitteh no
habz 2 sez a wurdz. Eeben
Hewminz skayrdz ubz himz!
Jack.
Hay eberybuddee! I pettid a Bengul Tayger wunct!
Which reminds me of:
.
This morning I
shotpetted a tiger in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know…Groucho ref!
ai has dis posta awn mai wal (teh Hirschfeld Mahks Brudders wif dis rooteen)
Ha Ha Maus! Are yoo GrouchO-ey 2dai?
Im tryna scan adn oplode a pic tu mai purrofile iffn ennybuddy wanst ta see it.
I gots de pic oploded finawwy. Pweese see mai purrofile? Dis purty tigrr wuz insaied a Lolmart! She wuz beoootimus! Adn rewwey ruff too de tuch. Aftir I wuz dun pettinged herz, teh plice camed adn tode de animule peeps tu go away..dey dint habe a lisinse 2 bee dere!! I fewt kinda bad for da tigrr too, palinsc, bcuz she wuz berry sweepy. (Adn I tink ai no why…) Dis wuz bfour ai bcamed inlaitinned about aminuls adn hao to treet dem wif goodnessessessess. Hay Catena! She waz naemed CATANA!!! Kind uv a co-inkeydink?
ohai elainet! *extends floofy paw*
but ai cannawt see ur tyger pikshur! DO WANT!
did u choose “who can caption this” to be “evrywun” when u uploded? or no wun else will be able to see.
I wil trai too fixit…
Ai fixited it! Nao yoo kin seeit!
wot eh lufflee naym!
woot! FTW Maus
Inna ref to Tribble inna fred above, wehn ai wuz a liddol girl, dere wuz an Exxon on Gervais St. in Columbia, SC taht akshually had a live tiger in a cage at their huge gas station/car wash. it wuz cool when ai wuz liddol, but makes me haz a sad now as a grown up to think about that poor tiger. sorry bout lolspeak/non mix
No polergies neded, we’s open adn affirming of all lolspeak attemps, adn sumthymes we has a nessessity for teh hooman-type wurds.
{{{palinsc}}} Don bii sad!
I iz gonna take over the world, me an mah stripy brudder, dats who
Well, den u haz a prolim, ‘coz ur brudder iz stuft!
Pwned!
dat’s what U fink, himz not stufft, dis is jus our mascot, mah brudder is practising him rawr….
Uhuh… erm… rite… iffin u sai sow…
U no beleefs me?
:Has a sad
Oh noes! Doan hazza sad!!! Ai didnut meening tu hurt u!
… Ai hazza sawree!
… Ai’ll go tu teh NB nao…
iffen U gibs kitteh toona, herz will no longer has a sad
:licks paws nonchalantly
Mebbe, but den agin dat cud b seen as bribery…
*stares at sumfing awtsyd teh windoe*
kitteh thrives on bribery
herz just seez it as gift U brings herz
OHAI two-kittehs. Can yoo tell mee where i can find teh LBT purrrdukshun ov “Star Warz???” Ai herd it wuz WUNDERFUL – Full ov win an awsum!!!
I think it was on last Tuesday, the noon lol
Dass mai brudder Hobbes, himz sweepy wen ennybunny bi wotchin himz.
If teh kitteh starts asking about a majick act, word of advises… just say no!
“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!”
Boolweenkil FTW!!
Moose and squirrel1
um… ackshully I was finking of Siegfreed and Roi!
Deezapiring tiggrs, o noes!
Teh deezapiring is otay, eets wen eet comes bak awl angrified an tries tu keel yu!
Hmm u gotta conbinssing poynt dere, adn tiggrz got ten conbinssing poynt too!
*kwiklee slips s on to poynt aburve*
The tiger almost made Roy disappear. Good trick…
Whoz payin teh tiggr?
teh tiger just MITE be… a minyun!!
Luks arownd wid a nerbus…
but why is U nerbus, isn’t you an AfriCat?
Dere is sum big kittehs in Africa
Maybee that’s wai!! AfriCat iz a big kitteh – but he knowz there ar eben BIGGER kittehs out there!
Besides, he’z ar nice kitteh an prollee duzn’t reelee like teh fiting!
Yus! Dat bii tru. Ai is a lurvur, nawt a fittur! erm…
waal dat is… *akward*
hiks hiks
You mess wid me, yu mess wid mah whoal fambily.
yeah! *nods hed vigorusly* what Duffy sed!
be berry afraid of deh mobster kitteh
Is this a real tiger or the best life-size plushy toy?
It has the same kitteh smile my cat has!
really? that so neat!