Buddy was a “special” kitteh

Buddy was a “special” kitteh and “special” precautions were required on vet day… that kevlar ain’t gonna save u dis time!
i haz plan b if dis doznt wurk.
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Buddy was a “special” kitteh and “special” precautions were required on vet day… that kevlar ain’t gonna save u dis time!
i haz plan b if dis doznt wurk.
Picture by: Wolfy13. Caption by: arose via Advanced Lol Builder
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Ai haz met kitteh’s liek dat!
Conga rats on teh braid, Annipuss, Ambercat and Miniminsmum! You mai nao dans to teh ty bootique and choose a gift. Dere is speshul crash helmuts wif kitteh paw prints on dem – for ur safety!
And here ai brings sum light refreshments, lemming aid and cucumber sandwitches!
Thx Upfi!
Yummyyum, fanks Upfi fur teh noms, berri delishus.
Teh crash helmuts iz berry gud idear fur teh summar bycicling adn so kyoot wiv the paw prince on, speshully teh bloo won!
conga rats on brayd!
>takes noms wif pinkee eckstended<
mmmmm delishimuss!
Mea maxima culpa! Ai haz juss notissed dat Ai puttid a “greengroser’s `postrifee” in mai nawt sekund commint. Ai haz maed maiselb rite owt a hunnerd times “Ai muss nawt put `postrifeez in plurals”
Dere, dere, Annipuss, It isn’t as iffn u were poasting on failblog, where teh postrifees r frowned upon.
Ooh, Anni
Dat erned you elebenty lashes wit a wet leek!
Mai momz kitteh be just like dat!!!
I hadz a kitteh liek dat! Nameded Buddy too!
‘Cept he wore a tucks-zedo alla tiem.
The grate big vet halp guy had ta ware giant glovez up ta hiz neck to holdz him.
Dey almost made us go to anudder vetz.
HE KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!………………grr………………………….
Com to teh Dark Syd – we has cukkees! An Nip!
Oooo, i might be tempted with a cookie……. i’z feelin very very sick. I spent this entire night throwin up. Not fun D: But a cookie always raises spirits.
myt rayse sumfink els, if yu is teh porly sik! Mebbe a lidl dry toest an som dai-tym telly?
I think that would be fine
U tayke care – jus be drinkin lotts (wadder uv corse) adn nommin teh bland fuds.
no nommin da cookiez- cos i eated dem
orinjee stripee kitteh iz Darf Vaders odder sun!
Use teh forse, kitteh! Run awai! Runawai!
Yes, Kitteh has strong fors abelitees, but de dark side resides in him.
Himz in sayfe handz
but are teh handz saif frum him?
he mite go BeRzErKeR and use teh pointee thingz on his feets for teh destrukshun of teh scary kevlar soot. Then everybudy gunna die. O_O
I haz kevlar-peercing pointee endz!
Perhaps a fencing uniform might be more appropriate.
An the guard was never seen nor heard from again….
Don’t taz me bro
“Don’t worry about me, save the tuna can.
Mew-ssad squad
“U’LL NEBER TAYKE ME ALIVE!!!!”
I has dis kitteh. His real name is Magnus.
Is yor kitteh in this pikshor? Magnus is verreh pritteh! I lubs me teh orinj wuns!
conga rats! yur kitteh iz byootefal!
Sum Kittehz jusst nawtz
2 go Vee Eee Tee eeben
ifz Hewminz dress upz
Kitteh knoez itz nawtz
Hallo~ween. Nuffengz gud willz
ebbur cumz ubz dis!
Kitteh willz duz moar
dan lodjj proatesst wenz dis amz
ober!….. Betz awn itz!
Jack.
*clappittee clappittee clappittee*
diz bee berree troo… gud wun Jack!
notiss bakk leg reddee two bunnee kikk
“The cat’s disarmed?… just let me go and I’ll show ya disarmed buddy.”
Obama later stated that the police had acted stupidly.
. . . and offerd to git together with teh police and teh orinj kitteh and tawk it owt over a frendly bowl of milk.
“Tayk off dem glovs an ai’ll show u stoopy…”
awl kittehs ar speshul!
Yes, dat bees troo.
They kawled heem Speshul K!
Brave man. But himz forgettin how loooong kitteh memory iz!
Luuks liek orinj Bobo tew mii.. an Bobo izza keellur!
Don’t worry be happy and safe……
Axly dis iz MAH kitteh Tiggrr … an a DO ware xactly dis outfitz for da vetz
Ohai! Hoo bees dere too chat wif me?
Der be’s lots ob kittehs like dis, including mine. She’s teh orijunal qween ob hel wen she gos to teh vet. 1 tech had 2 hab stiches.
dat bees jus’ sad.
Hello?
I has too namez, LOLzrool iz me too!
dey probably needid the mastur cheef too!
Oh how I would love a suit like that for some of the cats that come into the vet hospital where I work.
I WANT THAT EQUIPMENT I WANT IT RIGHT NOW
THE LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS IS UNPRECEDENTED
“r u my mummy?” asks Doctor Who gas mask kitteh.
What is really happening in this picture?