I was young…
I was young… and needed the money.
nawt awl kittehs b wurkin dat hard.
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wii awl haz fings wii iz shaymd uv..
**rayzes paw**
Me too. My nawt-sekkund marridj, foar egg-zamplol…
teh nature ov spilled milk is tew b wasted
(unless there is a cat around)
teh nature of man is tew strugel wiff concepts
(unless he is blissfully peting a cat)
teh nature ov life is tew strive an b disapointed
(unless u are expecting a kitten tew b delivered)
Teh nature ov woman is tew give untill empty
(unless der is a kitteh n hur hart)
der is kno need tew tew explain ur choices
there is no need to regale urself
the errors r dun an irrevokable
(unless u r a cat den u cin juss pretend it nevur happend)
Wow, Princess, dat waz great! I hazza berry imprest!
Dass awl berry troo!
*nods hed*
Sage advices aifinkso. pricessmu
…*sprinklos majjiklol dust ober alla cheezfpeeps an sez teh majjiklol werds…..1…2….elebenty…* **Poooof**
suddinlee, alla cheezpeeps be kittehs…
Kin I be teh purty floofy wun dat wuz in teh bideo a few lolz ago?
otay…but yoo will get sum SEERIUSS snorgul snorkul acshun goin on….
Oh. Wate…. O.o………….
Hur iz teh beyootimus, izznt hur?
Abowt dis snorgul snorkul….I can has pikk of who duz it?
O.O !!!
I is bein moderated!!!
an I never sed nuffin rood, Honnist!!!
sum moderator got snorgle confused wif S*X
Tigmum, couldja pleez sprink annuder bit ob dust so I is nawt a old fat sleepy tom. I would like to be yung an frisky an nawt has bad back and knees.
nyce werk Judson yew ole fuel, necks time yew ax fer an important favor try to spell the name kerrect. More-on
*Tigmum* …sprinks moar majjiklol dust all on teh place…
Tho I likes a ole sleepy tom. tehms cumfy an lub worn
Greedee…..
Hopefull………
*slow hed shaek*
der is stuff I dint do wen I were yung and I wood lub a sekkund chantz. Mt Mc Kinnley hear I komes, Den I sail from Skeddattlol aroun the horn to Noo Yawk. An den, Yo Angelina! (fergit dat last one)
heh
kewl! fanks! juss wut i always wunted!
*Amires beautiful fur an tayle*
*clappittee clappittee clappittee*
*raysiz glas uv bubblollee shampayn*
heer’s too owr princess!
An chees to Tidrum 4 da majicle dust!
yesh I just luv tidmums transfurmation. wut fur did u git?
fank u sew mutches darlinks
I was instantly adiktid tew dis site wen i realized i could rite poetry fur fun an nobuddy wood b mean about it. its so nice to find a saef place…
*runsobburwifakwikniss*
*hedbonx princessmu*
u izza wun uv teh moastestest faymus kittehs heer! iz beekuz u ryte wunnerful wunnerful beeyouteemus werds foar awl uv us tew apper.. apree.. injoi!
*leans rite hard up against Jk2K* Purrs loud*
Fanks!
:blush: ur berree wellkom!
Hoo nu owr {{{{{Princess Mu }}}}}}wuz suxh a fil ocifur Win nd ossim, she iz.
wut abwot yur secund nd fird marijz?
then, he woz kyoote. NOW, he kill u in ur sleepz… :0
an der wer cheezburgers…
Congrats jk2k an carosue!
fankeez! iz nawt tew offin taht aican beet ur kwikee fingyers!
We awl du sillee fings wen we aer yung
Anni – I nawt so yung ennymoar, so wut egg-skyoos can I has now?
Sekund chilehud? Tho Aifink Ai aer neerer dat dan u aer!
U be hoomin, u be mayking mistaykes. No furver eggs queues needed in mai opinion.
2 err is hoomin – 2 reely fowl fings up u nead a compyootur!
srsly!
Oar stayt gub’mint….
“it seemed liek a gud idea at teh time” alwayz wurks for me
um, Red, is yew planning to pose nekkid ennytime soon? If nawt den yew nawt needs skoose. If you is, kin ai watch?
I iz gonna be reversib strippur.
I’m gonna go owt fullee-dressed, flash a liddlol bit of wuts unner neeth an say, “Ifn I nawt see sum twennies, iz comin awf!”
Duz U taek Ghana munniez? Ai haz lawts. Dem haz free 0s aftur teh 5.
Nope, onlee leglol ‘Merikin munnies.
I nawt can pay car paymint wif Ghana munnies. Iz Japaneez car.
wat abowt munawploly munnies?
Nope. Iz gotta be REEL munnies!
but but but (!) we alreddy noes we lubs de babe, we jest wanna chantz to lub de bod too!
dat mite nawt hab come owt ryte… Sawy.
Wif teh bod, dere’s WAY too mutch to lub.
Werkin awn dat, tho
Now I’m older and still need the munnies
Doan’t we awl!
… Ai haz elebentee kittehs tu feed adn send tu collij!
So they can support mi when Ai’m the old kitteh…. Older than I am now, that iz.
tell dem to get scholarship munnies
Gottoo study, kittehs, to get the schololship to Harvard!
Play kitteh!
Whut? Jkwk shamed uv somefink? Details! We want deetayles! And congratz to Jk2k and carosue for the tie for taupe spot. Mmmmm. Here in Meesheegun, is time for cocktails and pre-dinner noms. So, for those of us on this side of the world:
cheese straws, chick peas fried with Indian spices (with a side of lime wedges), home-made Parmesan cracker; martoonies, dry white wine, and big-flavored red wines. For Anni, some Dry Sack sherry and a digestive biscuit.
Cheers, my dears!
cheers! IRL I ar eating some hummus with pita
*droooooooooooooooool* ……..
Here has some
*lays out a plattur of pita wedges and an home-made hummus*
Ooooooh!!! FANKIES!!!
Nomnomnomnom om nom om nommmmmm nom nom……
Dat wuz teh delishuss two_kitthes
Fanky soooo mutches
I lubs me sum Hummus an pitta bred
OOOOQ!!!! Sew yummy! sew purfekt!
***nom nom nom***
Itz ok, kitteh — teh pikshur wuz taestful.
U has not seen the worst tho
But the back side of the t-shirt… Put your paws over your eyes, all!
kitteh pron!
But now the kitteh knows her mistakes. and she is sorry. ‘Cept for the time with the goggie, that was fun!
Oh my….I accidentally implied something didn’t i……I meant she pushed the goggie out of the window!
yeah yeah…thats whut she says….
Muwahahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaa
*snerk*
uh huh. shure.
Own your actions, kitteh! Disown the shame connected therewith!
ya!!!
OT: Has anyone seen William Shatner reciting Palin’s farewell speech as poetry? Iz berry funneh
I haz not seeinged it, oar heeringed it, fur dat madder, but it sowndz like a match made in
hebbenhell.*snurt*
I like teh wun ub Steve Allen reciting Donna Summer’s “Hot Stuff” as dramatic, heartfelt poetry….
h t t p://www.hulu.com/watch/85839/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-shatner-does-palin
remove the spaces
Oh carp! It can ownlee be seen in `Merica. Nawt fare!
sowee, NBC’s corporate cats have taken it down from You Tube, stoopy soots
here is another linkie fur U Anni, from NBC itself
h t t p://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/shatner-does-palin-072709/1139665/
Thx!
Don’t says nuffin, but AWL da kittehs ar nakies. O.o
But-sept da wuns wif close. And dose wuns has a angry.
Hmmmmm…mite be taht they need to joyn teh LCB Clothe teh Hongree an feed teh Nakey Charidee…
Duz dat meen if wii awl gitz nekkid, LCB will gibbing us nomz?
*Hoapfull luk*
OMCC!!!
Millyuns ob Cheezpeeps pransin an caperin nekkid,to get noms!!!
Whut has been seen, cannot be unseen….
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Oh mai leige!!! You must nawt be nakefyin yorseff juss for Noms!!
*passes cweenmj a 10p towlol an a playte ov deelishus cannapays*
.
Lessee, we cud has….
Aubergine dips..
Bean sallid
CHEEZ bord
D….
*cuvverz critiklol area wif towlol
*Nomz deh cannapace.
Dill pikklolz
Egg salad
Fritefully gud fritterz
Gormay groshreez
H…..
Hot buddered towst
Iceeykreem kones..
Jamun,Gulab
K..
dill spiced salmon
eggs, devild
fruit slices n cream wiff powdered sugar
giant watermelons filled wiff rum
huge bowls of angel hair marinara
illicit amounts ov choklit
juicy stuffed tomatoes wiff rice an spices
kold pear sorbet
long links of bbq’d kabobs
many layered caek
new poatatoes roasted
ornges sliced in soda water, pomigranite wine an chardonay
p…
My mom fed teh nayboorhood cats teh uddur day and tole me dey wur nomming. I laffed and laffed: I had nebbur herd her say dat wurd befoar.
Dey neber warnd me dat deez could end up on the innertubes somday.
Dat’s cuz Al Gore hadn’t inbented teh innertoobs yet!
Peeplls cawld me Biffy Maryland back in da day. (ma pron name)
Hey, Red, was dat a shot at my age? I resemble dat!
hehehehe!
No, cuz I’m owld too.
But I was young and foolish then
I feel old and foolish now
Butt, butt ifot ders no ageizm in Cheezland…and and foolishnes is a good fing, rite?
Akshulee, iz frum a song I lyk.
wen yoo iz yung an foolish yoo finks yoo are old an wize.
wen yoo iz old an wize yoo feels yung an foolish.
typical yin yang syndrome
wen u is old and foolish u feelz yung an wise.
Guiez, lotsa my IRL frenz iz strugglin wif munnies, an I’d lubs to halp dem butt iz nawt maded of munnies myself.
Wut duz u do wen u wanna halp SO hard, butt nawt haz teh abilitee to do so?
U can haz teh picnics. Awl teh frenz brings a liddlol bit adn U haz teh gud tiem adn furgits teh strugglin wif munnies fur a cupplol hours.
listen tew them. that is awl u cin dew.
Ohai red, heer is mai too sents werf:
/lolspeak off/
You could look at setting up (informally) a time-barter system. Say Person A needs a babysitter but doesn’t have the money to pay for one. Person B does the baby sitting in return for some of Person A’s time and/or skills e.g. Person A could help Person B with yard work, or anything Person B needs done. Get a bunch of friends together, talk about what they need doing, find out who can do it…
Normil servis resooms.
luvly idea kimi!
Dueing fingz fur dem dat not costing u munnees.
Like if dey b needing tu fixing up deh howse, offer tu halp deh painting.
Oar if dey b habbing deh chilled wrenz, adn dehy needz a break (wut mom duzn’t?) offer tu due sum free babeh sitting.
Mebbee gibbing dem sum uv deh stuffz (clothes/bukz/ferneechewerz) u wuz going tu putz in deh grajj sale.
Hay, ai nebbur gotted payed fur mai stoopidity az a yung wun! Hoo doo ai see bowt dis ingest-us?
WUT?!?! unpayded parrot bebbeh layburrs??? O teh hyooj manatee!
FTW!
ai noes ai noes…but ai owlee didded it tu pay mai too…tyu… tu pay mai wais fru collidj!
fu fu funny
p.s friend me
kittehs hafs no shamz ownley has pridez.
I is in good with that Obama dude Him Loves me yes he do!!!!!!!!!!!
kittehpr0nz iz a boomign industree. wen ur short on teh fundz, dere’s no shaem in duing wut u gotta du. :3
you suck!!!!!!!! jk that was so funny!!!
u gotta hav ur noms! i canno live witowt noms!