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Well, toste, enniwai
teh watshud bred neva tostes!
But teh minnit u tern ur bakk, it bernz!
awr eet getz stuk, adn yu stiks teh kniif awr fock eensiid….
~~~~zitz!~~~~
Ai still maek toste teh awld fashuned wai – unner teh gas grill (broiler?)!
i liek dat way best, teh budder gets awl ddep in twh bred….hummmm…. * has a hungry*
“Broiler” in American English, Anni. A “gas grill” in ‘merican is what you put steaks (or tofu steaks) on. Or schwimps, for that matter.
A gas grill in TTI is top-heat unner wich u kukk fings liek toste a broiler is a plaes fur raizin chikkins!
A towst tu gud towst, den!
*hanz awt sparkling grape juice in shampain glassis tu ebrywun*
A towst tu gud towst adn cheezburgers tu awl!
Cheers!
*glug glug glug slurp*
*refil – sip sip sip*
Aaah! A naice red Grapetiser wiv ice!!! *sigh*
naow ur awl maekin mii want sum raclette! mmmm cheeeeez…..
Mmmmm…raclette. Wiv tiny little cornichons to nibble
an unyuns. gotz tew hab teh unyuns.
*brings pot of teh teeny potatows wiv teh skins on fur putting teh meltidid cheez awn*
De wunz dat iz tinee ar da tastee bestest!!
Wunce wen mai brudder furgot hee wuz mayking toest an whin it didunt pop up on itz oan teh toest cawt fyre.
But teh minnit u tern ur bakk, it bernz!
Translation:
oiawehjfdiowjefiojweiofjiowefjiwejfiowejfiwejfiowejfiowejifjweifjwe
pop!
Ohai, valesa! congra rats awn uz awl bein tyd!
… goes the weasel… um… toast!
*ruffles Mauses fur*
*Puts a sandwich in his pokit fur later*
Ohai, Maus. Did yoo git to see J4K and MaryO in theyr travels this weekend?
Indeed I did! They came to see me in Camelot on Friday, and we spent a couple of hours chatting after the show. ‘Twas much fun!
BTW, there’s a pic of me in my Pellinore makeup in my LOLz.
Vurree hansum fur sumwon whoz ben mollikeen ehbawt!
I saw yor pikshor in makeup – verreh nyce! Transformed a yungmaus into an oldmaus – majik! Glad yoo got to see J4K and MaryO. I gnu they were in yor area, and we had tawked about them trying to see me while they wer here, but then I had a deth in teh fambly last week (mah unclol), and I had fambly stuffs to take kare of. Wuz a kase of poor tyming, ifinkso. Mebbe neggst tyme . . .
dat bred has shop, pointee teef!
tahts gonna leave a mark
Kitteh be branded bai a scorch mark, yes?
oahi upfi. ai jes lub ur abatar. it bee teh mostest kewtimaus
i lub it too.
butt u noo dat.
hey, dere, yu! ai saw teh convo ehbout yur naym….furs tiem ai sayw eet, ai has dat tawt, tu!
awww noes!
poor kitteh
Dis kitteh burnz whiskaz in 3…2…1
Hai for furst time cheezfrenz!
Walkum Kitanga! Plai nies an enjoi dis happi plaes!
Ohai Kitanga! kool naem.
*gives Kitanga a head piece made of silver loops tew weave thru hair and around ears* I hope u liek ur welcome present!
*floats away in hover sudan chare*
wowzer! Princess, weher did ew get a hover sudan chair? ****curtsee, curtsee tew ur hiness****
ohai Palinsc! Wen i first started visiting ICHCland i had barers carrying around my chare, but that seemed tew be kinda hard werk fur my squad of YNG’s, Sew i comissioned Fleep debeaker ov debeaker labs tew design a hover attachment. I fink it’s werkin out well. The yngs hav moar tyme to sit around and look pretty and carry trays ov foods an drinks.
*offurs Pal a frosty pear~tini*
Mmm, yummy. fank ew ur hiness! ***curtsee**
Ohai princessmu and annipus. Fank ew for teh shiny for hair and round ears.
Wewcome tew teh naisest plais onna urf, Kitanga! Wee danses adn singses adn hazza berri gootyme alla tyme! Don fergit too goe tew summa de odder plaises we conga gra gait liek da ‘Chees Town Cryer’ (yoo can lern alot dere) adn fasebuk paige calleded ‘I can has Faisbukk Groop fur teh Cheezfrends? O yesh yesh yesh!’ Dey ar naise plaises 2!
kitteh cud burn meh, but ai luvs dem anyhow! ohai Kitanga, an welcome!
Ohai, Kitanga! aiz purtee neuw heer, miisef!
Ohai, Kitanga! Nyce to meetcha! *Holds owt floofy orinj paw of frendship*
from wun noo cheezfren 2 anuther, welkum!
Ohai Swicket! I no haz met yoo bafor! Welcom adn stai awaile. Adn see mai nott to Kitanga ^ upfred.
Hi Kitanga!
I r teh nayboorhood donkey wishing u greetings!
…n dats hao meezerz gotz teh blaknbraon faysiz.
Nekst tym…ai telz u hao teh lolpard got himz spawtz.
heh. Ohai patrick *waves*
Princess Mu. Howz cum ai cannot klicky awn ur bluename to rekwest ur mostest highness fwendship?
o! cause I’m dewin it rong! hang tite i’ll b all bettur on the next LOL
Aversion therapy to keep kitteh off kitchen counters — you’re doin’ it rite!
Yyyeps. por kitteh’ll nevar lurk on teh countrz agin.
suddenly…allergic 2 wheet
looks like he’s already got too close to it
Poptoste – then POPCAT!!
(I confess i lurves makin mah Simon go popcat — he duz it if yu suddenly move yr toes as hes wawkin by. *teehee*)
duz he get teh arcked bak an floofy tail?? *giglols*
Ahyup. An goes *BOINGGG!* bakwurds an then luks embarised. Dats POPCAT.
Fololered bai teh “Ai ment to do dat” faiswash…
“F#@kin’ meowwww”
Thank you George Carlin…
LOLZ!! Dat George Carlin waz da bestest he waz!!!
I haz toste nao plz?
*POP*
NUU MAH WISKRZ OWOWOW T_T
Hawt toste iz bad 4 wiskerz. Maks dem curlz up.
Jus a sidenote to teh peeps belongin to this kitteh: yu needs to clean yr toster. I bet is full of crums an tehy can catsch fire. (I noes dis too well.) (*sigh*)
Teh tawp sheff kitteh
Her scrooplusslee ovaseez
Awl ehspeckz awf noms
Not funny.. what if kitty tries pawing the glowing red bit..?
Kitteh is wait for his Tuna-flavored Poptarts
His hoomans were too cheap to buy the Tuna Toaster Strudels…
.
That will be rectified later tonight.
Ackshuly, that sownds kinda gud. *checks watch, sees itz almost lonsch tyme*
Tuna on or between Texas toast is teh delicious!
.
Though, it won’t have a flaky crust.
Tunah wif melteded cheeze iz gud tu!
Dis picture is a grrreat xampul of meezer inkwisativnuss! “Ai wunner wut dis dus?” …
Yesh, curious kitteh is curious. Mah Dexter had a liddel dark mark on himz nose for a longtime. Is gone nao. We figgers it mite hav bin a burn he got on teh heeter (is elektrik basebord heet). Pore behbeh! Hao kin yoo soopervise them every minnit?
Nawt wiffowt killifyin yurself yu cant! Furrtunatlee all kitteh hav speshul angels lukkin owt fur dem, ifinkso!
Dats wy dey bee gibbined teh naine libes!
hei, cheezfrens! remembuh Nora, teh peeanoe-playen kitteh? sumwon cohmpoesd eh catcerto fur playen wif teh awrkestrah!
catcerto_wif_Nora
Verreh cool! My fave: when she puts her chops and head down on teh keys!
Dat wuss gordgiouss! Ai lubbed dat sooo mush! Dat mai noo yootoob fabrit. Dat cawmpurrser musted bee a jenius! Tankeeyoo, Catena!
hussssss don’t thats dangerous
Deres no toast
no, but deres little breds in dere. itty bitty breds.
Kitteh has got to intersept toste. Hoomins iz too fat.
Yor toast. It hurz meh.
O’corse, we is all persuming taht teh hyoomin putted down teh kamera after takin teh pic and shoo’d teh kitteh awae.
me finx sew… adn de kitteh pobaby feelz da heet fum verz he iz aready sew me finks he knot getz clozer den he iz. Toster iz berry hotz eben fum der.
yes.
Mebbe, but de hyooman might has no mercies, den kitteh has taht fear of bread anyways.
Ai wishh Ai hazza feer ob bred!
Ooh yeah, an taters.
Iz teh prowd pet who is owned by this kitteh. I took dis piksher an i can ashoor u dat teh kitteh was not harmd. In fakt, he didn’t stay long enuf to even hab da feer of tosters.
Vintage toaster win. Skeered kitteh fail.
This looks like something my cat jet would do. And astoundingly he’s also a Siamese, except for the fact that he’s black and doesn’t have blue eyes, but he certainly hes the meow, he wakes me up at 4 AM every morning with that loud meow.
UHHH how sWEEETTT!!!! yeah, toaste. funny. like it much! how sweet.
i like bread! (says cat) then smack! = maybe not. ;-D
my former cat quizzical was *fascinated* by the toaster. i’d pick her up so she could stare at it (w/out getting too close) till it popped, then her ears would prick up & she’d lean even farther forward & purrrrrrrr! no fear of bread either, she & her sister runcible loved it so much i had to get a breadbox!
do you think it is because the toaster has a “purr” of sorts of its own??
I meant to say, that was a neat story!
aw, thanks, kafleen! about the toaster sound, i dunno, it was more like a hum than a purr, & i think quizzic was more interested in the pop!
When I was a kid, I was really afraid of when the toast would pop up from the toaster, LoL!
…i call fail for there not actually being bread in the toaster