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SPLORT WARNING!!!!!!! TITEN YOR CHRG – STAT!!!!!
U wanna puppeh splort? Goto Hotdogs part adn see ‘A brief CPR review before roughhousing begins’ Berri berri kyoot, eben doh dey ar puppehs! Maek shur yoo hab yoor CHRG witchu.
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!!
SPLORT ALERT AT LEVEL TWELVITY!!!!
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOOO!!!
Plz 2 maek shore u has a nyoo CHRGwdoi, summ HGGs an ownlee lukk at teh pikchoor wen u aer purrtektid!
Ai can’t stai heer awl teh tiem!
wee woo wee woo!!!
stupid alert at level duffy
WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!
Oh, bless yer heart, you looked, didn’t you? Hay, sumbunny, dis won kneads a CHRG, xtra SMALL, stat!!
*putz eggstry small CHRG on Ozzy’z hed.
Dis wun b habbing deh pixorz uv trollz on it, tu koordinatifying wif himz natchurl owtfit.
Datz not tuu tite, iz it??
*Addz sum dukky taype.
Darn, I asskissdently cubbered himz mouf.
*gibs cweenmj a grayte beeeeeg hug*
Haz ai tolded u lately just how full uv win an awum aifink u iz?!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
*tosses an “s” up into last post*
Dat shud haz bin “awsum.” *sigh*
*Catchez deh ‘s’ adn skwishiz it itu plais.
{{{NS}}}}
Fankeez
Ohai, gize – I wus in teh brake room havin som caek. Fanks for – er – what’s dis? It luks liek a lump of dukky tape wif arms an legs an its wigglin. Ik. Mebbe I bettur not ask, huh…
Enjoy ur caek!
I think teh summer camps is over for teh season so we might see a upswing in little chillrens coming around here and making whut they think is teh razor-sharp insults. Of coarse, we knoes that their remarks is really as blunt and useless as teh rounded-off unsharp sckissors they use at their skools.
Skewls? Did sumwon sai skewls!? Yay! Ai can has maf lessuns fur da , um, dim wattij wuns!
.
YAY! *runsrowndrumwifakwiknessgrabbingpensilsnpaperantekxtbuks*
Teechr sez poo. DO NAWT WANT!
Lol!!
U iz soda awsimus, mai cween!!!!
the nawt sekkund awf manee….
SPLORT!!!
Oh boy, I’m a bit rusty at these…
*carefully gathers all the brains together*
*rinses them in… oh heck, no water… um, unsweet tea*
*puts them back in the skull*
*finds missing skull part, shakes the dirt off, and puts it back on so it (mostly) fits*
RRRRIIIPPPPPPPPPP *uses LOTS Of duck tape (since it’s like the Force) to hold everything together*
OK, now, just sit over here, facing the other way…
*hands chocolate martooni and SharePoint Administration handbook*
SP admin? dew NAWT want!
Welcome to my work world. :-p
ai calz eet SukPoint….(awlso LouseeNoets)
bawt thx
niselee dun, Jenn!
Jedi Kittehs — DO WANT!
*KAAAAASSSSSPPPPPLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!1!!!!!elebenty!!!!!*
*thud*
I halpify u NS!!
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
.
sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
Fankies, ur majistee.
these is not teh, er, kittehs u is lukkin for…er…
SPLORT
*slidez down fred tu jk2k
.
Wheeeeee!!!! deh slidee pole b funz!!
.
Sweeping up deh jk2k braynez…. sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet…. well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere. I think awl…. mebbeee most…. ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed. *pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz* tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
Um that wuz reelly grayt, eggsept . . . this is skwirrlgrrl hoo wuz lying here in need of halp! And it wuz jk2k’s brayns yoo put in her hed!
*slow, sad hedshayk*
Ooooh! dis cud get … skwirrlee?
skwirrlgrrl’s smiley says my exact reaction to that whole thread, too
hahaha.
Awww, bebbeh Jedi’s!
Iz dey? I thot dey luukd lyke bebbeh ewoks.
SKWEEEEE!!!!!!!1
AARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11!!!!!
SSSSSPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRTTTT!!!!!
*Thud*
I startz at teh bottom. Sumbuddy elz start at teh tawp, K?
*sweeping up teh brayns* Oh noes, ther is so menneh of them! Hooz is hooz?
*put em inna bukkit (no nawt THAT bukkit)*
*puttem bak inna hed, back inna hed – NAO!!!*
*puts on a gnu CHRG, tayps it down with duk tayp*
*givs gammacat a sawft blankee and a drink and a snak*
Pleez to stay ther resting a fyew minnits befor looking agin, kthx!
FangQ gremlin!
ai think of property taxes for a while…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
*sweep up awl teh bictims’ branes keepin dem seprit an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedds an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn nyoo CHRGs(wdoi)*
*Leed bictims to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possums*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*snuggles unnder blankiee*
FangQ annipuss! ai was unprepared for such kyootness!
*nom nom sip nom*
ahhh, all bettur!
Oooooo mah aykin hed.
*snugglols into blankie*
*sips hawt choklit*
*daintill nibblols choklit possum*
*purrs*
Fankies fur teh reskyew, annipus. U iz full uv win!
*titens chrg*
*chrg FAIL*
SPPPLLLOOORRRTTTTT……..
*sweep up jk2k’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
whew, fankees anni, dat wun wuz tew fasst tew uhvoyd! ai uhpreeshee-ayte ur luukin aftur awl uv us!
*sips awn hawt choklit an noms possum*
mmmm….
zzzzz……
Mega SPLOOOOOOOOOOORT
O noes dis bee my berry nawt sekund onlion splort. Wadd ai doez nao?
*sweep up mmm’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh fanx Anni, ai waz nawt ishuede wiv teh regyoulashun CHRG wen ai kame out ov teh lurking shadoes.
*Luks in mirror at noo CHRG and nibblols on teh choklit possum*
Mmm berry dilishus.
Oh halp us Obee Wann Kanobee…dere iz gonna bee many splortz heer tudai!
OT: Obee Wann Kenobee is whut we naymed teh growndhog hoo libbings in mah yard (and hoo mayd a tunnel under mah frunt porch). I saw heem yusing Jedi mynd kontrol tricks on wun of teh kars in teh road wunz.
Growndhog walkt owt onto road. He sat down and then kurld up on teh road.
A kar wuz coemings! I sawr it! I sed to teh huzbing – Oh noes, this may be teh deth of teh growndhog!
Growndhog turnd, lookt at teh kar, and passt a paw up and down in front of it: “Yoo will nawt hit this growndhog!”
Car skreeched to a halt, and wayted payshuntlee as growndhog ambled sayfelee orf teh road! I haz never seen ennything lyke it.
Himz wuzzent a carefull growndhawgg. Himz lett mere mortuls c himz uze the force! Now teh grownd hawg secrett iz owt! Ebrrewun will noez that dey can uze teh force! Dis splainez lotz bout grownd hawgz! Gardenz can bee sayfe agin now dat wii noez whut wee iz dealing wif!
ohai Tribble I sended U an emeow, did U see it?
Noe! Eye goe luk now.
Must — yoose — teh — f-f-forsssSPLORT!!
*sweep up Duffy’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
O’nose !!! 2 much cute 2 men e branez…fleas in a panic……….
Ooops I sed dat right!
please excuse my splortz
*sweep up SNTJ’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, welcome Someone Nicer Than Jenny! It’s lovely to meet you here – how unfortunate that you had to splort right away. You must stop by more often to build up your immunity, I think.
no hope….. SPLORT!!!!!! SPLORT!!!!!! (splort aut each sied uv mai hed for each kitteh!)
*sweep up lc’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
tank u sew much! dat wun snuck up awn me!
SPLORT!!
*sweep up cs’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh deer oh deer!
*sweepity braynes intew pile, rinses wif sparkloling watter*
*scoops braynes and pats intew hed cabity*
*puts back hed bonez and fassens wif eggstra duky taype*
*snap on a new CHRG(wdoi)*
*leeds catslave to splort recubbery lownj, wraps inna floofy blankee*
habs sum hawt choklit and a choklit bantha
and donn’t look at the lol wivout purrtektiv goggles!
Those are some seriously cute Jedi! I’ll have to take them to protect them from Darth Vader.
Teh twins! Luke an Leia! Kwik, hyde dem!
*grabs behbehs, hides them in mah pokkit; whissels nonchalantly*
Yodee? Is dat yu?
*in Yoda-lyke voyce* Do . . . or do not. Ther is no try . . .
Hee!
dat be in my IRL werk signing block
Gremmie, ew are teh so funnee.
do orinj tabbehs have pokkits?
gremlin, why are your, err, pokkits mewing?
Whut mewing? Why, that wuz just meh! Ahem!
mew! mew! mew!
And of korse I has pokkits when I wants them . . . I just wishes for pokkits and ther they be. Is ICHC! Pokkits in mah orinj phuzz is teh leest of awl teh meerakuls that happinz here.
*remembers the pregnant otters*
okai, and mai I say, that is a verree kyoot and kitten lyke mew you have!
Gremlin — deh marsupial cat!!
I has never thot of mahself that way . . . *ponders* . . . but if yoo, teh cween of ICHC, sez it is so, then it muzt be so.
Say – mebbe “M for marsupial” is why I has that M on mah forehed!
Is that why? Then whut about these reasons?
Hmm. *considers list of reasons* Fur sum raison, teh idear of bein a marsupial sownds . . . sorta phun. Think of whut I culd yuse these pokkits for, even if they wuzzint philld with um . . . *looksarownd* teenytinykittns . . .
Nao gremlin, u juss put doze teenytinykittehs bak ware u findeded dem adn phill ur pokkits wiv yousful fings lyke
A peessa string
Blooberri flavrd chooing gum
Crayns fur drawin
Dubble-creemy toffys
E…
Eberything yu wuz lukin for yisterday
Flannlol hankees
Gum wrappurs
H…
Handee dandee supli uv CHRG’s
Itteh bitteh kitteh atendans roster
Jellee donits
Kleen unnaware
L…
Lik’em ‘n’ stikk’em stikkerz
Munnee fur lunch
Nikkerz, spare
O….
Old hearing aid batteries
Pieces of eight
Quacking duckies
R…
Rubber Baybee Buggee Bumperz
Stickee sox
Ticklee fethres
Unerarm deeodorant
V…
Vallable shiny fings
Wishboans frum chikkins
Xtra CHRG
Yestrdayz paprz
Zoo tikkits
*claps beeg orinj paws floofily* I pronownce this an eggsalad liszt! Fankees!
Did sumwun call me? Chhhh chhhh chhhh chhhh
Oh noes! teh huge manatee! Braynez ebbry wares! gotsta treye…
*sweeps up braynes inna free pylols adn putz in free bukkits*
*rins teh braynes wif teh sparkly frewty flaver watters*
*ar dese Duffy’s braynes? hoap so…paks dem intu Duffy’s hed*
*paks braynes intu miniminsmum’s hed*
*paks braynes into jk2k’s hed*
*has a hoapfull ai gotz teh rite braynes in teh rite hedz!*
*duckytaip all araond, lotalotsa dukkytaep*
*xtra strenth CHRGs(wdoi) fur all*
*raps up teh bictims in floofy cheezpeep blankees adn serbs hot chocklit, chocklet possums adn army dillos*
Nao take it eezy awhile adn not luk at the kyoot wiffaot dese pertektib gogglolz.
Oh fankeew, fankeew – I luvs teh army dillos, speshully when they dilloing in tehr armor…I will sit heer an think of – of – of moving to a new offis location neckst munth. *pleh*
Whew! Dats is better.
Adn ai sez, “Ethel! doan’t luk, Ethel!” butt(!) it wuz tew lait. Her allreddy bin splorted.
Yoo shor got that rite! I noes teh feline!
Da Streek!!!FTW!
Akshully I fink teh bebeh on teh right may be wearing a teenee Batman hat.
Looks laik a Zoro mask tu mii!
Masks ar verreh comfortable. Soon everywun will be wayring wun!
Wait, whut?
*speed-dials lolyer to axe about imposing
punitiveprohibitive licensing fees*prinshess bryde ftw. ILU weslee, ILU.
ur right or mai right
In teh hyoomins rite han.
Oh. Nanananananananana – Batman!
no tu be confuzzed wit Nanonanonanonanonanona Mork & Mindy!
“These aren’t the lolcats you are looking for.”
teh whyyyy ew keep on sayin dat?
Obe Wanz using da forse on da mindz.
he liek
“im in ur brayn, uzin da forse.”
oh noes…I no can find my CHRG (wdoi)! HALP!!!!! HALP!!!! HAL…..
*swoons*
***SPLORT***
*sweepity braynes intew pile, rinses wif sparkloling watter*
*scoops braynes and pats intew hed cabity*
*puts back hed bonez and fassens wif eggstra duky taype*
*snap on a new CHRG(wdoi)*
*leeds viktum to splort recubbery lownj, wraps inna floofy blankee*
habs sum hawt choklit, a choklit bantha, an sum HGGs (happi goggie gogglols)
and donn’t look at the lol wivout purrtektiv goggles!
infact, heer, reed this report on paper processing…
hey….sum awf dese aint mai braynes…
ps – dat wuz mai bery nawt sekkund splort! fankies for da kwik res-Q gammacat!
Whew, fankies gammacat! Dat wuz a close wun! I saw de kittehs an an an da uber kyootness an da eensy weensy kyoot liddlol white paw awn da left syde an an an…
*looks awai wifakwikness*
*snuggles under bankie an noms a nommy choklit bantha eben do I dunno wut dat is. It has da choklit an dats awl dat matters*
Oh noes. Teh liddlol whyt paw on teh left syde!
*swoons but recubbers; looksaway kwiklee*
yesh, waht iz dis choklit bantha uv witch ew speek?
Teh Bantha ees a large berry hairy animalol found awn teh planet Tatooine (in teh Star Wars moobies).
oh……tank ew fur the explunashun. dew we reely want a chonklit wun of dem?
Waal, teh idee is tu distrakt frum teh kewt, an teh Bantha ar nawt reely kewt. Leest dats teh idee.
Slong as it’z choklit weze happee to nomnomnom it.
heer comes burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to tincha an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, rich ‘n’ buttery yellow caeks wif fudjy frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif jedi kitteh finger puppets, mini lego star wars models (can mis an match to make bigger models!), kandee, an speshul-edishun custom-printed Understudy Tiffs coloring books!! to rebember an relive teh drawma an eggsiteminte!! wif bokses ob elebenty-six colured crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Mah deepest aplolojeez, Ms Burfday Fairy — ai did nawt see dis post!
*nom nom noms teh buttery yellow caek wif fudjy frosting*
*taeks 2 sets uv jedi kitteh finger puppets* (so ai can haz puppet show wif mah frend heer atwerk)
*taeks 2 Understudy Tiffs coloring books* (wun fur meh & wun fur mah littlol gurl)
*taeks jus wun bawks uv elebenty-six crayons* (we haz crayonz at hoam – but ai kin use deez atwerk)
*wanders thru, catchinup on wut she mist while she was werking*
*looks around wissling*
*GASP*
Teh coloring books is done??? oooOOOOOOoooooO!
*grabs elebenty duzzen to take and have autograffed by teh cast, crew, and er, direktur*
Hope you don’t mind BF… we has a speshul event coming up and we can rafful these off as door prizes! I’ll make shur to give you ur cost plus elebenty percents, and mabbeh we can find u an assistant, to halp wif teh troll training, eh?
*grabs a fistful of jedi fingur puppets and runs off to bed*
These are not teh Jedis you are splorting for.
*poynts upthred* Yah, well sumbuddy beddur tell that to awl those peepul upthred!
*steps kayrfully over brayns awl over flor*
Jedi mind trick. I’m doin it late.
Jedi kittehs not need litesabers, dey just makes heds asplode wiv der kewt.
had mentl imege ov kittehs wiv tynee litesabres and brayne went SPLORT all ovre. for teh secnd tyme. geethx. <3
srsly.
Sry, shud bee fluffystatic’s braynes!
Yoo mite say that these 2 kittns is verreh . . . klose-knit.
*gigglols, runsaway*
I just got this message on the CaringBridge update site.
I want to thank everybody for all your wonderful thoughts and prayers. It means a lot to me and my family to read all of your messages.
I know some of you have asked if there is a place to donate in lieu of flowers. I will have forms and envelopes at the visitation for donations to be made to Caring Bridge as I know we all have relied so much on this site, which is maintained by donations. I am also trying to set up a foundation or something to provide Dr. Kallick with research funds to continue his research into his bacteria theory. I will provide more information as I have it. Finally, I am also aware that Matt’s Dad has asked that checks be sent to him in his name for a Matthew Memorial Fund. I do not know what he plans to do with the money.
Well, can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em…
*SPLORT!!*
And, {{{{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}}}}}
oOOOOOooo… teenie tinie tortie b awl fool of da cutez.
DO WANT!
Iz Jeditigger an I aprof ov dis mesage.
Dey can be my paduwans.
yoda eet yur hart owt. jeditigger haz de best paduwans.
Dis iz troo.
ooooh, mai hartz jus bustin with teh cuteness
Uh-ohs. Does we even know how to treat a hartsplort?
I sujjest wrappin teh torso veeery titely in a blankee an tapin it. If nesessary can use Desplortallolator Paddels which fizz an tikkul. You hasta yell “KLEER” before yu push teh buttins.
wif treets ob corse!
Abstract!!!! *squeeze* Be careful now, let me give you a CHRG (Chicken Head Rubber Glove). Now pull it over your head so I can secure it with duct tape. That’s it. Now it is safe to look at the picture. If you’re still in danger of dying of the cute, think of the uncutest thing you can think of, e.g. trolls in dirty underwear or something similar. Or filling out tax forms – whatever works for you.
SPLORT!!!!!
Uh-oh – passin on teh recubbery for Jackie:
*finds brume
*sweepity braynes intew pile, rinses wif mineralol watter*
*scoops braynes and pats intew hed cabity*
*puts back hed bonez and fassens wif eggstra duky taype*
*snap on a new CHRG(wdoi)*
*leeds viktum to splort recubbery lownj, wraps inna floofy blankee*
habs sum lenimonade, a bag of choklit Ewoks, an sum pink HGGs (happi goggie gogglols)
and donn’t look at the lol wivout purrtektiv goggles!
Um… an here, sum stuff I got in teh mayl about mah helf inshurunse coverije. (Dont look at it too long neether. Is bad for yr blud presshur.)
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh viktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Viktim is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Hay madam cweenmj! A cupla howirz ago I wuz tinkin bout a bacuum sistim 4 cleenin up da mezzy bwaynes wee gotz layin alaroun heer.
Spesullie teh peeses dat dunt get puttifyed baek were day blong. Itt wood bee reelie effi… afi… oarginizd adn hepfoo. Funnee hao gwate myindz tink awike!!! 
hoonoes, I dun hab any splort traininz… *luks for exberianced kitteh butt triz tu kep da brainz fum beein steppeded on*
Tankeeyoo kerrilove four tinkin wifakwikness adn doin kwoud kontwol too keepify da bwaynes saef wile waetin fr recubbree!
yu iz wellcum Elainet, da fluor be sippery wif awl da bwaynes eberyware ai hops nawbudy swips awn dem.
Massive splose!
Cheezburger Memorial Hospital is going to have lots of pashents in the Splort Ward tonite!
gah! *ded*
Da force ub kyoot is stwang in dese wuns.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
splort
(An after mah braymes is putted bak, Ah wud liek tu has deese liddle noms tu has ferebber. Fanks.)
Here comez secondstring substituut CCC!
(dingdingdingAOOOgah!)
*Sweeps up splorted brainz adn rinses with cool lemminayd*
*Puts brainz bak in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts lid back on adn securez wif duckytaip*
*Coverz wif new CHRG(wdoi)
*Wrapz Rattipuss in soft blankee*
*Givez chawklit bunneh wif only one ear missin*
Now rest a whilez adn don’t look at teh cuteness for abowt two minnitz. Adn we talk about takin little kittehs home later on, aifinkso, when yu bi healed up better. Nawt want to make important desiz.. deciz.. choyses wehn in state of post-splort soft-headednesses, aifinknawt.
Oh, fanks.
But kin nawt fink abowt habbin deese lilluh noms wifout da splort an kin nawt duhsied if tu has dem wifout finkin abowt dem an if Ah finks abowt dem den Ah has da splort.
Is a bishus sykle. O.o
well iz allwayz want toz joun tehm but iz dint pas teh test
Teh Fource is strong wifh dese two!
**SPLOOORRT**
I ish alwayz gr8teful for luvins like dese wittle kittehs. Dey needs lotsa luvins!
that was so cute..i wanna hug it..=D
-jedi splort-
ohnoes *looks for expereinced cheezpeeps but iz nawt seeins one* Ai can du tis, ai has redded teh istrukions…
*sweeps up da brainz, carful nawt tu be steppingz on dem*
*washez dem in teh keen spring waterz*
*pat patz dem into teh brainpanz*
*puttens on da brain lids*
*picks predy colored duckin tapez tu fasten da lidz*
*putten way tu much duckin tapez jus tu be safe*
*putz awn new CHRG(wdoi) but backwards*
*wrapz Ryushi wif soft plushy blanketz*
*givez sum milk chawklet in sapz uf r2d2*
*wheelz Ryushi tu da recubery areaz*
*givez warm hot chawklet*
Ai hopz ai dids it rite… Ai haz a bit of Bailey’s Irish Cream liquor ifin you want sum fur yur hot chawklet, yu jus rest here until yu bein stron enuff fur moore lolz.
Teh Itteh Bitteh Jedeh Commiteh is hiren come joinz now!!
may the force be with you, young catawon
deez r not da cheezburgers ur lookin’ for…
o noes…ai imaginz itteh bitteh jedi kittehs wiv itteh bitteh cheezburgers…o noes! halp! *SPLORT*
o.o <3 for tha picture.
May the Splort Be With You.