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AFFECTION Why cats prefer to stare at you from across the room
kitteh nawt even liek affeshun frum udder kittehs.
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an why dey nom yer nose
oooooooo. a sew low nawt sekkund!!!
*kewz deh dansy ratz*
heer kumz deh Conga Ratz dansing fur u.
Dey b awl dresst up in deh summer fineryz… Britelee kullerd ruffly bee key kneez!!! Wif floppy hatz!! W00t!! w00t!!!
Dans u liddlol ratz!!!!
kong ga, kong ga, KONG GA!!!
kong ga, kong ga, KONG GA!!!
kong ga, kong ga, KONG GA!!!
Lukkit dem liddlol ratz go!!
*joynz in deh dans
K’mon, ebbreebuddy dans!!!!!!!!!!!!
dans dansdans! Puff puff! Flop! Celebratin iz hard wurk.
Oo, hang on! *Gets out Transformafier machine* *sets to the “Conga Rats” setting* *WOOSHHHHH!* this is liberating! *gets in the line* WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kalbin and Hobbz ref, FTW!
heehee, you noticed? You deserve a cheezeburger!
ohai, mai{{{[ cween}}}} We gawtz enny s carz arownd heer? wantz tu se da s car goze.
{{{{[Carosue,}}}} yu be feline beddur tudai? ai finkso yu wur feline da pleh yestdy?
Well, ai iz at the stage uf teh kold where I knos I is gonn live, but I iz not enjoyin it. Koff koff. Snort. Ai has been drinkin chicken breth (az mai boi kalls it) wif hot oil in it. Ai expect improvment momentarily. Sinz I has wurk tomoro. I haz been re-reedin teh buk abowt what North Platte Nebraska did in WWII. Dat wud make anywun feel better!
Ai din’t rede abwot dat but imajin cowld recubbree wud be eezyur. Gud tu noze yur nawt suffrin da “scairt ai’m nawt gunna dye” kined uf mizzurbul fing.
Yu can google it, an skip readin teh buk. North Platte Canteen.
Wii stopping in Norf Platte dis spring…. Saw deh Canteen marker… Deh axshull canteen b gone…. It wuz awsum wut deh folkz dere did fur awl deh troopz.
Dansee dansee danse dans dan zzzzzzzz…..
Kon ga, Kon ga, KON GA!! ♪♫♪ ♫♪♫
Kon ga, Kon ga, KON GA!! ♪♫♪ ♫♪♫
Twirl, Slide, Twip onna 2 acktooal leftie feetz!
*am bare assed gwin*
*Stwaten awt mai twirlyskert adn getz bak inna dans!*
U want sum bikur noms?
Ai haz teh smokey sammons wif swiss awn teh cressunt roll. Ai haz teh shwimpburgers wif smokee gouda cheez awn the kaisur’s roll.
Ai haz teh mowntin oystur wif unyums awn teh dinnur roll fur teh cowbois.
Ai haz teh bulloney wif velveeta awn wundur breds wif cat soup.
Ai haz teh cattlol tank uf ice wif awl teh bestest beer and wine coolurs tu chooz frum.
Mowntin oysturs? Iz arwaid to askk.
aifink tehe bee berree berree berree ….
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taystee!
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yep, taht’s it, taystee…………….
Well, dey were bedder dan teh rattlesnake I tryd at teh same picinic. Dat’d abowt all as cud be sayd fer ‘em.
Da mountain oysters — dey be boi parts (da roundee wuns) frum ba piggies – Ifinkso I weel pass.. Mii goggies likee dem doe ..
good choise, be afraid, be berry afrayde. Dey Mountin oysters, wayell, iffen yew doan heer a lotta sheeps singing baritone, das whye.
Taystes Lyke chikken!
Ai fot dey wuz moar lyke chikken libber. Eddible butt(!) just bearly! Heer we cawlz dem prairie oysters cuz….we libs awn teh prairairies adn sew du teh cafs dats juss lawst teh boi parts.
we make ‘em wifs teh cafs, owt here in the Coloramado. Where du teh make em wif teh SHEEPS?
Yew uses Cat Nads?!?!? urp, humpf, churk, hork, hurl!
oh, Caf, nawt cat, whew, nemme mynd!
is dat reely bedder?
i fought wuz frum da piggies == eeneewai — send dem awl to mii goggies — dey lub dem!!
Caf. Dat wuz Caf.
Still ickee … but beddur den Cat.
liddlol bit beeger tew
*whispurrs * iz whut teh V. E. T. keeps when him maeks teh bull intu teh steer.
Y YY? y DID i Ask? Shakes hed ..shudda nown bedda.
I has had boaf from Bullslets and from Ramslets.
We yewsted tu hab sheeps butt (!) ai nebber tryed frying upz Ramslets bits (akshully affter tasting caffy wuns at a piknik wuz nawt tempted!)
oar nawt, nebber noe wut wp wil dew wif teh linkees…
how did yoo get all teh way down heer?!?!?
sumtimes teh linkies gets weerd. wun time i made a perfekly gud linikie, an WP made it go to teh same LOL i posted it on.
dis wuz for jk2k @ 3:32 pee em
hmm, teh reply-age seems to be borkded.
wun, too, tesstingz?
Testees wun too…
testing testing wun too.. um..
wun too….
um…..
testing testing wun too… five?
three, sir!
Ohai pjp, yu wuz maybee referering tu teh mountain oyster conve…conv….talkies upfred?
He he he!
Testing deh reply buttin…..
Teh smokey sammons & teh shwimpburgers boaf sownds bery yummeh. Ai mite haz sum uv eech? Prittee plz? *luuks hopeful*
U can haz sum uv eech. U wantz teh sha bliss tu go wif?
git mii owt NAOW.
Lemme go!
Stawp skwishin meh!
Ahhh! Too….much…human… *Falls down, dead*
*putz lily in Granskiz hand.
Ironic…. derez no such thing az tu much cat!!
Sorri tu interupt, Ambercat has ideea bout postifin for Matt around time of serbice on Saturday. She talk about eet on FB. Maybe U wants info fore Cheezpeeps an failbolgpeepz.
oh, tahts gud idea. teh burfdayfiary bringed baloloons yestirday for matt, mebbee we kan write messijes on teh baloloons an let tehm fly away to teh meddow for matt.
Hur talks about it on failblog oar faycebuk? Ai git confoozuloled.
On Facebook. Thinking about 2 minutes of “silence “on 10 am EST LOL Sat around time of funeral.
Fanks luvscatsva. Sense we nawt awl ‘frenz’ awn FB yet, kin hooebur haz dat info put it awn the ‘I can has Faisbukk Groop fur teh Cheezfrends? O yesh yesh yesh!’ fingy? Teh skwirrl hadda gud ideer tu, bowt duin a listee ov fingz Matt iz duin in teh meadow, lyke halpin teh nite wadshman, playing wiff teh kittehs, etc. Mebbeh we kin kwardinayte awl ov it?
Thatz a gud ideer, PH.
Wutyufink, LCVA? Shud we hunt down teh skwrll oar the cween oar the burglar oar Janet oar teh maus oar teh piggeh, oar sumwun else hoo iz gud kwardinator (sawree if ai leffed ineewun owt), oar du yu wanna du it? Ai finkso ai nawt bean heer lawng enuff tu mayke nowncmints.
O! O! O! Ai furgetted teh lunarmommy, oar red, oar anni or the diamond kitteh!! Ai shoar ai furgetted otterz tu. Pleez tu furgib mai obur-strayned brayne!
Parrothead, I think you has been here long enuff, why doesn’t U coordinate, I fink U will does a grate jawb
Fankees furr the boat ov confeedence, butt (!) ai nawt kin eben figyur owt hao tu be bloo agin! Dis needz sumwun moar beddur den me, afinkso! Hao bowt yu?
Oh Parrothead, iz not hard to making a nownsmint.
heer. just copy and pasting dis onto tomorrow morningz LOL:
Kin I haz ur ten shunz plz?!?!?!
Deh Fyunrul fur Matt will beeing at about 10 am Eastern tiym on Saturday. So wii b asking fur a minuet uv sylens on ICHC den in himz onner. Dat will beeing at 4 am ICHC tyme (9 am Sentril tymez, 8 am Mounting tyme and 7 am Specifik tyme).
Deh Birfday Fairy haz bloonz u kin riting a messij tu Matt on wun adn den releasifying it in deh medow.
Awlso, wii kin making a listee ov fingz Matt iz duin in teh meadow, lyke halpin teh nite wadshman, playing wiff teh kittehs, etc.
ifinkso i will dropping off teh baloloons on fridegg, just in case i kannot be awake on time on saturday (spasifik time iz teh same az burfday fairy time, an taht iz very erly for me) but i will getting tehr soon az i kan wake up on saturday.
you guys are the best people in the whole wide world!!!!
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my 4 year old neice told me not to worry about Matt that heavan was a very nice place. And she was sure Matt was with her sister Abigail ( a still birth) and he ws probably tickling her …
{{{{{{Elsa-Mama + Matt}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Owt ov the moufz ov baybz, comez lawtz ov wizdums, aifinkso! Ai iz finking bowt yu an prane fur yu tu hab strengf alla tyme!
WHY is she always falling on me?
Kitteh kung fu bak leggs in free…tuu..wun
Ai iz nawt teh phlonkee pillol!!! Nawt lai awn tawp uf meh!!!
Pffft. Teh kitteh is BOVIOUSLY very comfortable and happeh!
we lukkin at teh same kat?
ai wud sez kitteh is re zined, and slitelee annoid…
so tru!
Yea if he reallly wanted to leaf his pupils wood be dia dilall….huge.
me thinks he’s in the process of doing that….lol…
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps — ai iz off to haz a date nite wif mah huzbin.
Woo hoo! Injoi!
I wuld nebber do dis to my kittehs.
Hoo am I kiddin? I does dis all teh timez. Squeesh! I lub dem.
Ohai! Iz jes starded ritin heer but hab ben lurkin in da shadowz for monfs.
I lub ur name.
Fankees an welkome tu dis happee plais! Ai lub yur name tu! Iz yu teh onlee wun? **extends culurfull wing ov frenship**
**extends stripey tail** I hopez Iz de onlee wun! Its frum a pikchure on my ankul of Tigger in da Jedi outfitz wiff litesword an eberyfing!
Ooh!! two kewol. Wants!! ai nebber wanted a tatu befoar butt(!) ai wants dat wun!
I does dis 2 mah boss kitteh Yogi, himz looks jus lyke dis
*hairless monkeh dis ar an affront to mah digniteh*
Ifn him haz no hair him be needn more snorggles for da warmf.
I iz deh hairless monkeh, an I iz a her
Oh….2ks n Yogi.. schmooo!
Mah Pan Man is teh funnes kitteh to pestur. Him letz yoo smush his fayse an pull on his eers an bat hims tail in hims fayse an gives him noogies, he gets hims paybaks tho whin he cralls in bed wif me and digs hims claws in mah gurlfrends bum. Cuz then I has to heer abouts it.
leest him not takes himz revenj on yoo! (or mebbee him iz just jeluss ob teh gurlfrend
)
Nah hims not jellus, him luvs teh gurlfrend too. an he gets me sumtymes too buy likkin me untill mah skin terns redd or givin me kissies then nommin teh nose.
Hey Elaine, you still around? Don’t look now, but Mr. Buerle is perfect through the first 4 at MN. He may never give up a hit again! OK back to normal cheezieness.
nebber mind.(:
Yeh, nebber mined…
Deeploi pointee bits in tree, too…
I iz being oppressed
Kohm see da vyohlenz inherunt in da sistum!
Monty Piethawn adn teh wholey Grayell FTW!
Prittee Wunz habz lawtz
swurlleengz eemoashunzz datz needz
plenntee attenshun
Eemoashunn fikkzeeng
amz wut Kittehz duz awll t3h
tymez… Andz dayz wurkz cheep!
Rubbinz andz Huggeez
andz Snoargillz wurkkz boaff wayz wiff
Prittee Wun’z Kitteh
Jack.
Kitteh sighcoferapea.
ooo – bloo aied kitteh! ai lubs mii teh kittehs wif bloo aies….kan ai pleez just snorglol him fer a minnit (or two)? Ai sware ai gibs him bakk!!
*paws crost behind bakk*
well cheezypeeps, i haz teh 8-11 yeer old gurlz aktibity groop frum chruch coming ober in a fyoo minnits. (dis munf we cant meet on teh nite teh church bilding iz open, so we iz meeting at my howse insted.) if i am not bakk in three howrs, send in sum firemanz, plz.
Oh Hai Lunarmommy!! Wud u bleev…. Wii haz a hole buncha fiyremenz here dis week!!!! Unfortchewnatelee, dey branged dere wifez adn chillunz wif dem…… oooo…. dotz…..
oh, i not mind, i just thot i mite need hansum reskyooers, not want to akshully keep any for myself, just to maek teh prosess ob being reskyood a liddle niser.
but az yoo kan telling, i not needs reskyood, teh gurls haz all goned home an i haz survived to telling abowt it.
Well, sinse u not needing deh ressQ, I will just keeping dem heer.
dont make tehm wurk too hard!
i wunderz how kum deh replyz werk heer…. but not down dere?
Deh fyremenz b heer tu playing…. dey have takinged 14 campsitez and branged tuu keggz uv beerz adn lotza tentz adn RVz and boatz adn kidletz.
iz teh firemanz piknik?
Oh, jess. Habbing deh fiyremenz iz a reel piknik!
it wuznt too bad. tehy sewinged on hankies, to lurn how to sew a hem an a button, an we fownd a way to making hommaed i skreem in a baggie. yoo put teh milk an stuffs in a smaller baggie, tehn put that in a big baggie wif teh isy kyoobs an salt, tehn skwish it all arownd till teh i skreem iz frozed. i gotted salt water all ober my kitchin, but ovverwize evreefing’s fine.
hey, how did yor @5:59 get up teh r abuv my @5:56?
an wut iz my @6:01 doing way up tehr?
so now it wurks. mebbee jk2k borkded teh repliez wif herz linkaj. or wurdpress iz on drugs.
Ohai, lunarmommy, Iz gla u made it bak ok. Ohai ebreybudy els too.
ohai, pj. yep, thoze gurlz kant keep me down!
Hell o iz dis fing on?
Ohai pjp! Your messaj is coming through but teh order of teh commentz looks to be randumbized, adn this is a test to see whether reply is still borked (this is a reply to post of 6:33 pm Cheeztyme)
I dunna no fings ar goofy hear tonite, afinkso ore it cood be me.
What? 4? sry I habz a gottn lost. What r u talkin about?
Ohai cheezpeeps, iz berry kwyert here!
Ohai miniminsmum! How u bii?
hai AfriCat, ai’z doin grate – haobowt chu?
Waal, ai jus started wurk (pleh!), and wurkin hard as yu kan see!
Eets 10:14 a.m. heer in Jeddah an ai don hav tu teech tuday, noe stoodints! Yay! Soe all in all, doin fine fankee!
Doan be wurkin two hard nao! Ai gotta run see to mai naybur’s kitteh, tehy be onna holydaiz so ai’z bebbehsittin him.
Kbyee! Yu can has a nice day!
hugz teh kitteh fur mii plz!
O ai will – he luuubbs teh hugs adn snorggles (mush moar tahn mai kittehs, snif…)
tanks yoos! I coodnt figure dat owt till now.
Snorgles: watch out for too much happeh!
Lawlz. Thiz ish Funneeh.
He’s either going “HALP! HALP!” or “Deploying claws in 5, 4, 3, 2..”
Hoomin is gonna get it’s faice clawd offf.
Foar shalt thou nawt cownt, neiver cownt thou twoo, xcepting taht thou then proseed tu three. Fyve, iz ryte owt…
Hoely Grayle FTW
Luk aot fur teh bunneh.
Dang. Now my posts explaining my puzzling previous posts are getting nommed by WP. Ai’m going back to work, aifinkso.