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Ohai annipuss! I bin feline liek dat evvy dai 4 a fyoo weakz naow … I shore b happeetayl win awl dis werk at werk iz dun…
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BTW, conga ratz awn ur nawt-sekkund! U n carosue can haz uh ty! U awl wanna git sumfin frum da Tybooteek n haz sum nomz n dreenkeez?
Thx Aahz. Werk iz a pest wen it gets in teh wai uv plai!
Ai’ll pass awn teh noms and drinkies – mai blankets aer cawlin me!
G’nite awl!
Nytee nyt, den!
snorgled to def!
{{{{{{{{{{ebberybuddy}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{kitkay}}}}}
def bai blankie
oh, yesh dat blankii is 2 dye 4!!!
awlmost as gud as “deff by chokolayt”!!!
(ore boff at teh sayme thyme, bedder!!!)
Halp! ai cant breev!
Him kneadz uh snorgle snorkle fur shure, I finksew!
>>>>>>heddesk<<<<<<< gigglol, gigglol.
cauling dr. tinycat, cawling dr. tinycat, ;yoo is kneeded by blakkett kitteh is a mergin-C!!! cant’ breev cume hear….STAT!
anna itz a strangley kulored and lumpity lukin blankee. ai haz a skared
I is watching Ur namesake on TeeVee rite now
ohai TK. wuz ew directionalizing ur kawmetn to me?
yes I wuz, I just seed deh ex-gubernator U has Ur nayme on Tee Vee
hai TK. Mai ICHC name is actually “Pal in S.C.” klever heh? kause see, ai is inna Souf Caroliner anna, well, ew get it.
that is clever!
sowee no offense meant by cawling Uz her namesake
I can no unnerstandz whut her sayz
her sounds lyke a random word generator to me.
U can seez Alaskaa?
akshully I can only seez mah backyard from mah window
Aiz in Ontariario (in Kanada) an ai can seez Kubec fum ear
Kan,kan Kanadians oonly seez wiff de ears?
no we seez fum ears an fum ovr derz two
♫♪
Awl deh gurlz in Paris Frans
Lubz tu du deh KanKan Dans
Kik dheir legz up in deh air
Shake, shake, shake dehir derry air
♫♪
If u goze tu Paris Frans
U kan duze deh KanKan Dans
Eezee now az Un Due Twa
Ebbree buddy ooh la la
♫♪
Du deh KanKan
Kik ur legz up in deh air
Du deh KanKan
Shake shake, shake ur derry air
♫♪
Du deh KanKan
Eezee now az Un Due Twa
Du deh KanKan
Eberybuddy oooh la la la,
ooh la la la,
ooh la la la!
♫♪
Oh can u du deh KanKan?
If u can dehn I can
I can KanKan if u KanKan
Can u KanKann?
♫♪
Oh wii can du deh KanKan
Yes, oui, wii wii KanKan
Wii can KanKan
Yes, oui, wii can KanKan
♫♪
Ebreewun in Paris Frans
Lubz tu dew deh KanKan dans
Wen u go u’ll KanKann tuu
So follow mii mersea bowkoo!
♫♪
mersea bowkoo!
♫♪
She has eye peeps adore so
an a torso eeben more so.
♫♪
♫ …foar two bitz she kan du a Mazurka in jazz
wif a view of Niagra taht noboddie hazz,
adn awn a cleer dai yu kan see Alkatrazz..
♫ You can learn a lawt frum Lydiaaaa…
Judson, Ai’m afrayd we haz a defishensee ov Groucho fanz on this LOL to appreshiayt yur Lydia teh Tattood Ladie referentz, yep yep.
Ohai Lungdoc! Yu still awake?
Ohai AfriCat! How are things on your side of the world?
Sorry, AfriCat, it looks like I missed you–prolly you had to go back to workz. Anyway, I’ll look forwardz to visiting with you another time. I’m off to sleep….g’nite!
HALP! the blanket is eating meh
Looks more like pool of teddy bear.
cozy teddy huggs kitteh…
hymn haz teh rite 2 BEAR ARMS!!!!
“the rite 2 bear arms!” Gun wun!
inz Kanada wee havz da rite tu armz da bearz ;P
ai kant bear deez punz NE moar!
these are “ursus” than the rock puns frum erlier!
disa entyre scene am too grizzley fer me.
I enjoies the good puns but dese am de polar opposite.
‘major’ly
* handz 2_k teh floofee pillol *
Haz teh nice nap
I hasta fix mah pyooter, no nappin fur me, rite now. It has become berry slow
ai hatez dat… r yu gud wit puterz? ai kan sugestin som smal tings ifin yu not so gud wit dem
iz teh pleh heet. aifinkso.
in dat case trine open de back and frow in seberal ice kubes.
damn u imaginaree quiksand!
Muss b frum da imajinaree Fyr Swomp…
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Jess watchowt 4 d imajinaree M.O.U.S. (Maus ob Unyoozyoowull Syz)
ai don’t finkso dey eggzist…
Izzat Y dey iz imajinaree?
anna teh big poofs of fire! hep, hep, wun just singed my floofy tail. ***dansin crazily about, chasing tail, runs right inna tree*** [but sat on my floofy tail so it iz owt now, whew]
If u iz sitting on it, izn’t it “under”, not “owt”??
ohai ur majestity! ai ment teh singe wuz out!
Oh Hai!! I dont’ fink wii haz ben introducinged b4. Walkum tu Cheezland.
*offerz cheezy paw uv frendship adn a chokklit martoonee.
yummy! Fang ew! Ew were kind enuf to ackept me as a fwend ackshully, anna direkikated me tew ur oh so hepful CC Cryer! Ai iz honured tew be inna ur presents anna offerz mai floofy paw anna tries to curtsee wifout fallin down.
*schmoooz offered paw*
*palinsc fawlz adn asskissdently pullz cween down
giglol!!
skooze pleez muh leeje, yew sed “If u iz sitting on it, izn’t it “under”, not “owt”?”. I wus wonderin if dat wuz like de sine onna door at werk dat say: “Do Nawt Open Dis Door, An Alarum will go Off and stay On”
Heehee! Aifinkso taht sorta fing is why Ingerlish is such a trublolsome langwage to lern, speshalee iffen yur first langwage was somefin sensible. Lotsa funneh idioms adn usages borrowd frum many places adn never rashonlolized atawl. Makes it a guud langwage foar makin punz, Gawdelpus…
–OBTW, ohai Judson!–
ohai lungdoc, i’m only heer for a fyoo more minnits but wanted to say hi!! mebbee bakk later.
Ohai to yu tuu, lunarmommy! I hope it coolz down for you folks this evening a littl bit anyway. Too hot to breathe, do not want!
wut iz dis “cool down” ob wich yoo speek?
Halp! I iz 2 floofy 2 die!
I halps U, floofushus
Linus@Peanuts shud see dis!
Kitteh has gud coverage, though.
Dere iz a “In Soviet Russia…” line in dere sumwair, but I’ll b danged if I kin find it.
In Soviet Rushya the blankie snorgles U
Fankeez, 2K!!!
*handz two_kittehs a nice snorgloly Cheezpeepz Map blankee
is 2 hot fur a blankee here. I takes it an puts it awai fur wintah
*fanfanfanfanfanfan*
izza WAI tew hawt heer tew foar ennfing dat ebben cloaslee resemblols a blankee!
wut a fun-co-inky-dink! eye beez at my sunny boi (A) apt. rite now an wii bee pikking out noo sheets fur hymn and V, his fee-ann-say frum Obberstock rite now (and eye-key-yah) 4 teh bed an mattriss…ebberyfing is sew ‘site-ting rite now…butt (!) eyem going 2 haffta git orf hiz lappy tawp an doo errends, and hyymn wants hymns pooter bakk, sew BAI CHEEZFENS!!!! schmooozz!!!
Bai, KK! And iffen u reelee wants tu noe, ai bee seminuree studunt. Ai hassa shy abawt tellin peeps cuz sum ov tehm fink wee bee teh “holiur tahn thow,” altho wee bee jest reglar peeps.
Nap time! Ready or not.
Ai is tu tyerd tu fites teh blankee. Jest gonna lets it win. Mai lawng dai, lets mee NAWT sho it tu u!
I had dis problim dis moarnin wen teh alarm wented awf….
Yup! Ai wuz upps at fibe tu finish a clas assignmunt. Wae tu erlee!
Ohai, KK!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{kaykitteh}}}}}}}}}}} yoo issa stoodint? whucha studdying?
Iffen ai tells u, u still bees mai frend?
{{{kaykitteh}}} we alwyz beez yor frend!
Ohai, red!
yah, eye has dis problim ebbery day; eye has teh bestest bed, an sheets, and down pill-ohs, eye lubbs it; it lubbs mii!!!
Mein bee callung mee rite nao altho is onlee seben heer and still stuffs tu due!
I tuuk a nap yesturday afturnoon, an by teh tiem I woked up, it wuz too layte to do ennyfing, so I jes wented bak to sleepin!
Nawt get to do dat bery offen, so it wuz teh nyse.
Yep! I lub my bed tu! Sumtymes a little tu much awn da weekends. I nawt waked up til ten furty Sundai mornin.
dis iz reary funniez pickture! I lolz!!
ohai cheezfrenz, i haz a perplexificashun an thotted i wuld aks heer, sinse teh cheezfrenz alwayz haz gud fings to say (helpful, or at leest entertayning). my momma an daddeh are habbing thems 50rd annibersry nekst munf, an are throwing tehmselfs a big party. tehy gibbed me an my sister a inbitayshun list an putted us in charje ob teh invitifying an stuffs (i gess so it’ll luk liek we’z doing teh party for tehm).
so last night i gotted a fone call frum a frend ob thers, Mr. X (name haz been chayjed to protktify teh gilty), hoo haz been inbited to teh party. him sed, “I saw Mr. and Mrs. Z today, they are home from Far Far Away, when I asked if they were coming to the party they said they hadn’t gotten an invitation. Since your dad was on (blah blah) committee with Mr. Z for a long time, I’m sure your dad meant to invite them but didn’t because he thought they would be in Far Far Away at the time.” (mr. X not speeks lolspeek, sorry)
so i emeowed my daddeh, an himz anser wuz taht Mr. an Mrs. Z wuz on porpose not inbited becawz them are not very klose akwayntinses an momma an daddeh had to limit inbitayshuns to teh party to tehr closest akwaitneces taht tehy had many life egg speeriences wif. to inbite not-so-klose-peeples like mr. an mrs. Z wuld habe ment sending owt anovver elebenty-hundred inbitayshuns.
so wut do i do? call mr. X bakk an eggsplayn? call him an lie an say it’s too late to sending owt any more inbitayshuns? not say anyfing an let him figyur it owt? (teh faw paw iz himz, talking abowt a party to sumwun him didn’t kno 100% certain wuz inbited) or let my daddeh handle it? i awayt teh wizdom ob teh cheezpeeps, kthxhalp.
I wud nawt do ennyfing until sumfin happinz. Ifn it gets menshuned again by ennywun, simplee say dat u has to keep teh gest list to a minimuminom.
red, yoo iz teh vary wize!! taht iz wut i haz been finking, only more spesifikal an kleerer, but i wuz not shur if it wuz right fing to do or just becawz i wanted to avoyd making anywun feel bad!
{{{rhsb}}} fank yoo!!
i meen yor idea wuz more specifikal an kleerer tahn mine, i wuz maynly finking, mebbe if i ignore it it’ll go away
well troo, but not only that, u does not owe Mr X any esplanashun of why someone was or was not invitified. If he has any manners, he won’t bring it up again…. making the inquiry itself, that’s not so bad, since he might have genuinely thought it was an oversite, but any further inquiries wud be rood.
ah, yesh, yoo haz a very gud poynt (not poynty end) skwirrlgrrl! ifinkso iz best to not say anyfing uless him askses, an if my daddeh sees mr. Z an teh subjekt comes up (wich it wont if mr. Z haz manners) him can just eggsplayining taht teh gestlist had to be very limited.
teh problem iz complicatiinged by teh fakt taht i wuld feel horrible mizerable awful abowt embarrasifying anywun. i don’t want to be putted in a pozishun ob habbing to feel bad abowt sumfing taht iznt my fawlt.
Make yur sister dew it.
Oh dat iz rite. Yur sister iz gud an sweet an unselfish, I wuz finkin uf anudder sister.
hmm, hooz sister wuld taht be, i wonder?
LOL
Teh way it luuks to me, Mr X imbarised himself. Iz nawt ur fawlt.
fank yoo red, i knowz taht but iz gud to heer frum sumwun else.
Oh, dat izza hard wun. Hmm. Well, hmm, I got nuffin rite now, hazza sad brain rite now. Let mii finkso bout it.
yah, i been pondering on dis all day, but i not wanted to bring up silly soshul stikkiness problem too klose to heering bowt matt an gibbing else_mama owr hugs.
mr. X sed him wuz habbing brekfast wif Mr. an mrs. Z today, an ifinkso wuz ekspecting i wuld call him bakk to say iz okay for him to telling teh Zz taht tehy iz inbited. so i wanted to figyuring dis owt. too late for brekfast but now ifinkso i knowz wut to say.
datz eh tuffie, lunarmom. mr. X vilated teh kardnel ruel – nefa tawk ehbawt sumwon ellsehz pahtee!
ai wud edda: 1) ignor et – nobudee hu has teh bizniz awf enviten sayd anneetink tu teh Zs; awr 2) tel Mr. X jus wat yu tol us – teh partee bii smal adn lemetid tu teh cloes mommeh-adn-daddeh frens.
ifinkso i will do #1, an if mr. X akses, i will tell him #2. fank yoo for yor wizdom!! (an i knowd i wuz right abowt taht rool!)
Aifink taht is teh wise fing. Iffen it cums tu #2, nawt bee meen, altho doent habs tu bee polligetik eiffur, jesu mattur ov fakt.
my prollum iz i’z too nise. i’d prolly say tehy had to choozing hoo to inbite by throwing darts at a board or sumfing.
yu cud tellem dat yur parenz are tu furendly ;0 an da partez gettem sew bigz an yuz so sowries bu iz gettn outahand… bu yuz will tellem hapi annievurzary fur tem
maibee dat halp dem no felz lik de knot gud n cloes freindz an knot hurted der feelinz maibeez??
well, forchunately i haz not had contakt wif teh Zz. i duznt eben kno tehm, but Mr. X an himz mrs. i rebember frum growing up. my daddeh ifinkso iz best an handling fings liek dis, so if him sees mr an mrs. Z him will know wut to say. my momma wuld inbite evreewun and tehms cuzzins to avoyd habbing anywun be embarrased. but teh party venyoo (an my parrent’s budjit) iz not taht big!!
I wud abvise asking Hogwart’s School ob Witchcraft adn Kittehry foar a poshun ob forgetfulness, then slip it into teh peeps martoonies.
lol
kan be a long-distance slipificayshun? tehy lives in diffrent cities. dis iz cross-country party-planning – my sister, hoo sended evreefing owt, iz in Noo Jerzy, i (hoo iz getting teh responses) iz in tooson az, an my parrints are in feenix az.
eye-nose! tell X, Y ore Z (eye hassa confoozelold bout teh nayms) nonshallontly bout yore fabotyte webbysite, an how mush fun it is, and it”s a gud playse 2 gits sume LOLs, an denn juss conbeenii-yuntly “furrgit” dat yoo tawled bout them on dis LOL!
mebbe u hasta figure it is karma — if they finds out about it, chances are it is sumfing they prolly needed to heer… like, sumwun shud tell Mr. X nawt to talk about partees!!
I finso I wud just let deh sleeping dogz lie. If Mr. X menshunz it agin just telling him dat deh party planz had awlreddy ben maded (fudz & drinkz ordered, seeting arrangementz, etc.) b4 dey noeing dat Mr. Z b bak frum Far, Far Away. So sorry. But dere iz only so menny peepz dat kan b akkomodated. And I wudn’t say nuffin tu Mr. Z, sinse it wuz Mr. X hoo brot it tu ur tenshunz.
i duznt eben kno mr. an mrs. Z, so i’ll let my daddeh wurry abowt wut if anyfing to say. ifinkso tehy duznt akshully see eech ovver very much.
If Mr. X menshunz it agin just telling him dat deh party planz had awlreddy ben maded (fudz & drinkz ordered, seeting arrangementz, etc.) b4 dey noeing dat Mr. Z b bak frum Far, Far Away.
Dat is teh brillyunt.
In uddur news, I wunder wutt Miss Manners wud say, and who she wud make a suttul snarky comment to? (She must always doo dis, ebbun if no wun is too blame, u noe….)
u noes, Mr. X is bein kinda stoopy… ai wud NEVER want to partee wiv teh peeps whut ai haz bin onna committees with!!
Aifink dat iffn MrX sez annifing agane, juss say dat sadly nawt awl ur `rents frenz an `kwayntensis cud be inbited, uvverwyze leest sed teh beddur.
iz unner attak!
by teh sea uv oring poysin!
aaaaaaaaaauuuuggghhh!
iz fugly orinj poyzin!!
aaaaaaauuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
(in teh wurds ob a cartoon character:
)
“I want to die beautifully.”
anyone know?
Has teh wirdes dreme!
Wuz ehtacken teh covaz
Wen dey ehtacked bak!
Blankitt Mawnsturr sneekt
up awn Nappengz Kitteh. Willz
feelz Poyntee Endz wraff!
Nappeengz Kitteh duz
nawtz lykez inturrupshunnz. Clawz
atz Blankitt Mawnsturr!
Blankitt Mawnsturr amz
no match 4 Angree Kitteh
andz feersum attakkz!
Jack.
blankitt mawnstur!!! eeeek!!!
In Sobiet Rossia de blankee snorgles teh kitteh
oh nebbemynd dat wus alreddy done bout fre hours ago.
but wuz funny, holds up for teh repeet
cat is stuck! Needz help!!!
it should be HALP!
I iz sufamakating!