Lite as a fether
Lite as a fether stif as a board…
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Fred and Ginger!
For owr neggst akt, we dantzes on teh ceeling!
*cues up teh Lolionel Richee sawng*
*cues up Royal Wedding moovie, adds a liddel Ginger for ceiling dantz sequenz*
Yew no, Ginger cood du ebberyting dat Fwed did, onwee bakwerds adn in haigh heelz! Aint us wimmen gweat!
Wii iz grate, no doubt.
Seams lek Ginger actually nawt dance backwards dat mush. Sideways, an alwso forwards, wenn Ai luks at the videos. Ai luvs tu watch, sew graysfull!!
Luks liek Ginger has had a nattack ob larcolepsee, aifnikso.
narcolepsee, eben…
oar lolcollapsee…
Conga rats tu yu gremlin! Ai wud do teh Fred an Ginger dans fur yu, iffen ai cud find mai bawl dress, and Fred. Hao bowt sum nommy aunty-pawsto an drinkees instead?
Itza 6-way brayde! Aunty-pawsto sounds nommy, and mebbe sum wyne? Itz hawt here- mebbe wyne-koolerz!
Sownds gud to meh! Parrothead, puts on yor bawl dress! I gits owt mah finest dantzing shooz. Aunty-pawto, yay! Wyne koolers, FTW. Mah verreh fayvrit is teh Seagrams black cherry cherry fizz flayvor. Is lyke Kool-aid for Big Gurls . . .
**dans dans danses arownd teh aunty-pawsto tablol wif luvscatsva and gremlin**
**sipz wyne kooler**
hey don’t danse on the tablol and put that shade back on the lamp
*dantzes on tablol; puts lamp shade on hed*
**pulls two_kittehs up awn tablol , gibs her hur berry own lamp shayde, an danses wif her**
*starts to do sinkronized kiks with PH and 2K*
Say, wayring these lampshaydes, duzzint we sorta look lyke a gurl groop?
Yoo gals up for owr own ICHC rendishun of Leader of teh Pack?
We iz sooo brite, we HASTA ware shaydes!
*heddesk* Ow…
*dantzes with teh conga-rats; wonders if they is lyve or if they is Memorex (see last lol for storeh of 4 ded meeces)*
Say, PH, yoo has fast feets for a burd!!!!
Fankees gremlin, yewz purrtee gud yurself!
Ohai,Ladees!!!
Wanted to tell u dat teh concert teh other nite wuz awesum!!!
(Unfortunately…have been fighting a flu bug since Caturday & came home sick frum werk todai)
Aw, poor Eeck! {{Eeck}} Tonite we is going to see a free owtdoor concert. Is teh Grass Roots! I members awl theyr songs frum when I wuz teh liddel kittn. Mewsik for a summer’s nite . . .
** sigh **
Dat sownds luvelee!!
Music owtdoors awn a summer’s nite is teh bestest music to me.Even Poison was tolerable under those conditions! (tee-hee)
Hey, I lubs sum of teh Poysun songs! Wikpedia kawls them “an American glam metal band.” Wurks for me!
Ai did lyke “Talk Dirty To Me” when it cayme owt…..
*wispers*
don’t tell red, but I is goin to see Nickelback this Fryday nite!
** whispurrs back **
Kewl !! Ai tayke it Red is a fan ??
wii r gonna cee Di-ah-nuh crawl (!) friedegg nite, inna owtdoars!
Ohhhh…ai lykes her!!
And ai hopes teh wether will co-operate1
ai lykes dye ah na crawl, adn ai lykes herz husby Elvis Cawsteelloa tu, bery bery mushly (mai oald Elbis tapes, let mi show yu tehm)
*dans dans kick kick*
this is fun
*dans dans kick kick twirl twirl*
jazz pawz
*Dansdansdansdansantwirl*
*stumblol an twip ober 2 realy lef feets*
*two-kittehs cat-chiz mee*
Tankyooberrymush, two-kittehs!
*straetens owt meh twirlyskirt.*
*gwasefuuly getz baek owt onna dans floar*
*dansdansdansantwirl*
*stumblols an twips…….*
hez puttin up him new catmas dekkorashun
heez nawt hebbee, heezz mai bruddur!
from another mother?
u nebber noe wif a kitteh!
or a human?
an annoyd. Veri annoyd
Hipnosis kitteh duz teh trix!
dabid copperfeeled kitteh duz lebamatayshun!
It werked! It werked!
Did yu ebur do dis an it wurked? We did az kidz, den nun ov us kud sleep furr week week weeks.
Invisible monorail
Yup yup — we diddit at a slumbur partee & it werked. It wuz bery bery cool!
did the room become suddenly cold?
**cue the scaree music**
Dont luk into teh mirroar!!!!!
Datz nawt “Lite azza Fevver, Stiff azza Board.” Datz “Bloody Mary.”
Dat wuz way moar skerree den Lite azza Fevver, aifinkso.
Oooo, u is rite. Tawk abowt bawt sleepin 4 a week!
Teh wee-jee bored, skeerree tu. Speshulee inna dark rum, wif candlols, and skeery mewzik. A figgszchur at slumbur pardees.
yes I has been deaded fur elbenty years, what questions does U want me to answur
Ai finked yu luuked a liddlol pail.
there is no sunlight in the basement
What in the world is going on in this picture?
*confused*
Ai hayt 2 be a “Photoshopped” troll, but…….
Actually, it looks like orinjy (but not poiysin) got cornered and is leapin’ out of the way while Macral Tabby takes a dig! Me thinks it is authentic…
And then orinj kitteh suddinly had an attak of narklolepsy. Fast asleep, boom! Just lyke that! *snaps fingers*
*realizes I duzzint has opposablol thumz, luksarownd, wunders hoo mayd that snapping sownd*
Hopez u kurreckt
Yep, dat cud be rite – it muss has been nawt flash tho – dere aer no shadoes, dat’s wat maed me spishus!
Aifinkso can seez littlol shadoes of gray kitteh on teh far wall, adn oranj kitteh’s front feetz adn one ear on teh near wall; adn moar to teh poynt, tehre is a little shado of teh gray kitteh on teh oranj kitteh’s flank– so Ai’m beleevin. (Nawt that they couldn’t have edited teh shadoes into teh pixure, Ai spoze, butt butt…hoo would taik taht much troublez juss to make a pixure taht peeps woan’t bleeve anywaiz??)
Yep, awn cloaser inspekshun, dere aer shadoes, soe Ai wivdrore mai trollish commint!
Aw, Anni, everiboddi nose yu nawt beein teh troll! Juss sometimez wii getz innersted in teh photomographikal tekneekz, aifinkso. (Adn wonderinz why a coupla silleh kittehs would poze tehmselfs in such odd wai. Skepticalness, az a trait of kittehs adn kittehs’ servantz, let us show you it!!)
Teh gray tayle is fluoofy, madez mii tink is reel….. Butt (!!) orangy wun shurr luks stuck to wall. Ai haz a gullible, aifinkso.
Still, hu wud want ded kitteh stuck tu wall? Nawt me!
wikipedia knows all!
freeky!
*hides unnder bed wif floofy paws over eyes*
I remembred it from Teh Craft.
No one else saw taht movie?
We yoost 2 do a trik wiv sumwun sat in a chare. 4 peepl prest doun on teh seeted wuns hed, den affer a signul, dey liftid him wiv wun finger eech.
I has seen dat movie, wuz deh scareh
dat waz the furst ting i thawt of…
Dancing with the stars: kitteh version
Static cling…U r doin’ it right! *nao somone get me down from heer!!
*tug tug tug*
uh oh…
Ginger kitteh has had too mush nip
there’s no such thing!
Ai wanna ad to capshun – “An no shadow, needer!”
Kitteh strawng! Duz fizzy cal ferapees!
U wud no all abowt teh fizzycal ferapees!
my fiscal kneads ferapy, 2…
Peter Pan, teh kitteh verzhun. Look, ma, no strings!
Gray tabbeh: OOOOOmmmph! Neggst tyme, *I* gitz to be teh Peter Pan!
Nao we can haz shoh in Vaygus, aifinkso!
Oh so graceful.
wanda frou wif a plate ub quekumber samwichs… adn frut drinkies. lemming ade and lyme ade, and oranje ade, pineapplol juice, mango juice and moar!
Iz HAWT here in Orygun! 96 F or 36 C
gud fing AI haz teh air conditioning naow…
Mmm, lishus! Hawter in Orygun den in Noo Yawk Ciddee
Noo Yawk Ciddee!!??
I useded to lib berry cloze to Noo Yawk Ciddee. In Nork Gnu Jersii!
*noms a quekumber sammich* Mmmm, I lub these things!
Furr sum reezun I no no howz ta findify the CheezeTown Crier and stuffz. i iz shur it iz rite unner mii nosey …
heer it iz, kan just copy-an-payst, not needs teh h t t p an w w w an stuffs.
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jinx! u owe me a coke BF! but I can has a wish insted??
wun wish, coming riet up!
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Wotcha gonna wish, Leeza? Huh? Huh?
Sillee! Iffn her tellz u it woan’t kum troo!
yeah, anni’s rite!
I’ll never tell!!
I hadda bookmark it E_M!
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fankie fankie awl — I awlsew saw da derz piktors sumwears ub Matt — dooze eenybudy nose where dey bee??
Dear Elsa_Mama,
You know that old saying, “laughf and the world laughs wifh you, cry and yoo cry aloan? Dis is simplee not troo! Eye know I am crying wiff yoo, and minny others R, too, eyem shure. I can’t imagine teh grief of loosing a child! Wii appreciates yore good altitude and funny remarks: is amayzing, rlly. And wii R honored that yoo chose to share your (and Matt’s) storee; that you trust yore cheezfrens, and writely so, becus wii R troo frens. Wii are wifth yoo now, wifth hugs, and schmooz, and much lubbs!
Kitkay
True, dat!
ifinkso granski sed him capchured wun. try himz profile. (him also sed him wuld take it down if yoo not wanted him to habbing it)
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Icanhazme, zAmg_Spirit, Demilife, an WoD an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, itty bitty photo albums for pikshures ob yor favrit lolcats an peeples an aminlols, kandee, an bebbeh zombie paynt-by-number posters wif paynts!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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This kitty has perfected the fine art of playing dead
yoga kitteh is demunstrating deh corpse pose
He’s doing rather well, actually!
Dis iz weally a phootoo uv Harold pooting(!) da phinal tuchez on hiz noo catshelf. Hee iz titening da skwews onna botum. Ai tink it wooks berry naise!
I see wy dat never werked 4 me, now. Only werks 4 kittehs.
itz kitteh witchcraft!!
dis neber werk fer meh eeder. we wud jes try to lift fello sweepy partee goes and den drops dem cos dey tooo hebby. meny a bruise to be hads.
u gotz a owchie