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Halo is onlee tinn, and tarnishud!
conga rats, kaykitteh!
hal0
HaLOL!
Rojur Moore Kitteh in… Teh Saynt
Ah, sweet memoriez of when TV was worth watchin… sorta…
)
(Holy carp! I just googloled it… Ai kannawt bleeve taht seriez finished up _40_ yearz ago!!! Thank goodness for endless rerunz so nobody hasta kno taht Ai was watchin it wehn it waz new…
O….ai usd tu luf dat sereez! adn teh buks, tu!
teh ole gud kitteh/bad kitteh ruteen
Yah, and tehy chanj plaises ebbry so offun jest tu confuzzle peeps!
Like u and Kitkay?
Butt(!) kitteh iz insoescent !!
catena and catslave, u wants tu joyn mee inna trip tu teh tye bootik?
Oyez! ai nedz eh few tys…hubbee’s burfdai nawt tu fur ehwai
dat be fur sure Iz commin wif ewe
lulz, u sed buttz
lol u sed buttz 2!
nd sew did i cum 2 tink uv it…
LULZ!!!
*blushes*
Typical sibling rivalreh…
NAWT FAIR!! Yu lub her moore den mii!
mom awlwehz likd yu bes…
Nuh uh! Shii lykes yu best! Shii thinks yur sooooo sweet.
Tommy Smothers ref!!!
ha i remeberz dem…dey wur funiez!
Hee! Itz mah kidz! Mah kidz is on teh frunt page of ICHC, disgyzed as kittehs! An dey nebber telled meh…
Tehy bee in-cat-nito?
Haylo Kitteh taykz
tyme 2 prakktiss “Innosent
Luuk’ andz itz payz awff!
Haylo Kitteh canz
duz awll kyndz ‘Misscheff’ andz
getz away wiff itz
Haylo Kitteh shoodz
sleepz wiff wun iee oapunn cuz
hurz bruddurr’z jelluss!
Jack.
Clappity clappity! Thnx Jack!
Gud moo-moo kitteh
Sez stik tu strate adn narroe
Bad sez sumtink else
Thnx for teh ohaiku catena! Aifinkso this is maybe teh nawt sekond tyme we has teh two current ohaiku-posterz, Jack adn catena, right inna row? Fun!
oahiku, thats gud!! i alwyz called it lolku, but i liek ohaiku betterer
Smooches — {{{{{LM}}}}}} I’m off to soak in the bathtub after I putz da puppehs to beddie bye (Jazzy inna heem cwate and Lady Jane onna mii bed) Ifinkso I weel turns on da jets!!
I’m 2 coout in my ANGREE cow soooot! ARRGGG!
Holstein Kittehs!
Ai iz cleerly insayn an shud be lokked up fur own safety.
Tu tyred tu lolspeek oar retype, iz frum mai FB status:
Prysma is home. Is exhausted. Brought home 2 litters of 3 kittens each, about 3 months old. They all have sniffles, highly contagious, and there was nowhere to put them that they wouldn’t infect other cats. They were going to have to kill them for having a cold… 3 gorgeous black ones and 3 spectacular tabbies. So they’re here. SCP are safe and sound and charmed everyone. Blog post & pix tomorrow. Collapse now…
My poor Seanya puts up with sooo much. These babies should only be here a couple of weeks, and they’re a bit more independent so Cory and the bigkitties will have less competition.
{{{{{PK}}}}}}} U iz tuu kind fur ur own gud!!
*handz pk a chokklit martoonee*
Heer. Now sitting down in dis kumfee chare.
*propz PK feetz on kushee stool*
Schmooooz.
* Handz PK teh Floofee pillol adn teh bankit frum teh last LOL. *
Aifinkso U needz dis moar dan 2_K duz rite naow.
Noes wae is yew insayne. Yew iz full of teh win nd osssim nd lubs. Teh werld is a mutch betterur playse bcos tehre iz peepil liek yew innit.
{{{{{p-k, seanya, orl teh big nd litlol kittehs}}}}}
Yah, wut ^^^ hur sed.
Ohai red. Off topik, we iz havink a graet lief. Hoeps yew is enjoyink orl teh fun stuffs we iz doink.
in spaydes!!
Ai hassa glad u taiks caer ov sum ov CC’s littul creeturs whut needs halp. Blessings awn u!
{{{PK}}} EWE can haz free minions? (fur, if ewe count teh Cory bear)adn tabbies are lubberly tew. I iz pwnd by one.
free minions tymes tu litturs – dat’s six bebbeh’s awn tawp of Cory Bear an Angel an, an, I furgehts de udder won. sowwy! {{{{PK & Seanya}}}
Good fur yu, P-K! Mush werk but wurf it. An teh kittehs will appresh… appreesch… dey will be fankful fur yur good caer.
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{{{{{P-K, Seanya, an all teh kittehs}}}}}
PK, yu sed it bestest – cant has kittehs killeded fur habbing a cold!!!
{big squeeze}
An a speshel sympaffy fur teh bigkitties – ai saw teh LOL yu maded wif Trick on yur blog site. Iz big sister too, ai knoes hao it feels!
yuz is definibly de kitteh wit da alo in da pikture! Iz berry funiez coinseedence me tink oar maebee iz fate… *tinks maebee dis iz magik pace on da interwebz*
p-k!!! yoo shulds be wering teh halo in dis pikshur!!! if evreewun cared abowt teh kittehs liek yoo do, tehr wuldnt be a need for teh shelters and teh hyoomayn sosiety. {{{{{p-k}}}}} {{{{{seanya}}}}}
Quite quite mad – but thank CC for lunatics like you!! {{{{PK andd Seanya}}}}
My black and tabby siblings came to me wiv terrible sniffles and cat flu but quickly got over it. Dandy, the black one, is left with a tendency to get “man-flu” when he’s stressed but is fine – just daft!
HALP!!! IZ HAWT HEAR IN ORYGUN!!! Teh temp at 5:51 PM is a scorching 103 F. Lucky I haz teh Hare conditioner! No, nawt teh stuff they use tew unkankle teh hed floofs, but teh fing ewe use tew cool a roomb!
oh yesh it is hawt! Pleh! Pleh! do not want!
Yesh, kankled hed floofs b da werst!
Is onlee 80 F heer in Ohai-o, but (!) ai is drenchud frum moeing teh lawt cuz is so hoomid. And still has hoemwurk!
Teh huimdiditity is berry low only 19% heer.
kaykitteeh where you be in Ohai-o. I be in NE Cleveland area.
Ai bees fue myls norf ov “Cristofer” Culumbus!
The cap. I guess that’s about 2 hrs away. A few more cheezfriends and we could have a cheezmeet.
*luks owtside window* yup, iz still in arid zona, sownds liek orygun camed an taked over teh place!! i haz teh sympafies, tahts wut its liek heer, iz teh pleh an looze an fayl.
Maeks me fink aobut teh cheezfrends in TTI – mememember wen tehy hadded teh pleh heet tihs spring? An tehy is eben less usded to it tehn orygun is!
Ai iz cross da Columbia – in Bancouver (USA) and AI’Z MELTIFYING! Ugh – and dis goes 4 free more dayz. Ai donut has hare conditioner, but ceiling fans. Mai poor long-hair kitteh is sufferin jus like me.
*lolspeak off* This is the longest severe heat warning we’ve had since 1981. That was when the I-5 bridge was in the up position after letting a barge/boat pass and was stuck from heat. They had to put Coast Guard boat hoses on it for a while to get the bridge down.
evreebody in teh playses wher itz too hot – plz to stay in cool playses az much az possible, plz not to be sitting in not-ayr-condishuned rooms or howses wif all teh windows closed – will bakify yoo like a convekshun overn. if you not haz ayr-condishuning, go to a plyse wher tehy haz it, or at least keep your windoes open to catching teh breeze. an make shur to drinking lots ob water!! (an not teh alkyhols) teh heet kan srsly be dedly to peeples hoo are not yoosed to it (an eben to peeples hoo are) so takes care ob yorselfs!
yuz can senz mi sum uf dat, dis iz teribbible sumerz herez.. noting bu rainz an rainz an mor rainz…
Nawt sew mush rayne heer (ackshully wi cudz yews sum) butt(!) nawt sew mush hawt eever. Seems liek wi can haz hardly enny sumer deez dayz in teh VLC. Ai fot we wuz sposet tu haz global worming?
bery bery true Tessm. Should stay home in dis heet But Ai haz an appointmet wif Dr. Tinycat in teh moarning. Shud get hoam B4 it getz tew hawt though.
U hassa pointment wif Dr. Tinycat? Is nawt seriyus, ai hoeps!
Is nawt berry cirrus. I has to hab a Swaloling test done. I has a miner problem wif teh swaloling eber since I had my Radiation tweetments for teh froat cancer ( pleh). Sumthymes, but nawt berry often, Fud get stuck a showrt way down teh froat, and stayz dere till Ai horks it back ub.
{{{catslave}}}
Fang Q PJ
ohai, catslave – ai knoes we gets moar an moar liek our kittehs awl teh tiem, but lernin hao to hork liek a kitteh? dis mite be folwin tehre leed a bit too farr…
ROFLOL
Dat maid mii Laff!
Iz ewe ready for anudder Porkland Cheezmeet 2minions?
Nawt tihs weeekweeekweeek!!! No has hare condishner in howse oar car. Only plais ai gets enny sleep iz at my desk at werk!!
Ai prolly has to waits till Spetembererr fur cheezmeet. Lotsa family fings goes on in teh summer, an my family awl livs heer in the PWN. Iz bookded up fur teh next monf of weekends. It gets better in teh fall.
Ai saw yur post aobut Beeverten Powells an teh comfy chares, tho – sounds liek a gud idea to me!
{{{catslave}} Mai Dadcat hadda esofajeal striktur neer teh end of hims dais. Teh horks it upp is teh frustraiting, aifinkso.
(lol speak off) I can eat normally the majority of the time, (about 99.9 % ) but there is that rare time that something gets caught four or five inches down the esophagus and sticks there.
Nothing will dislodge it, not even drinking a liquid. In fact, if I drink liquids they sit on top of the blockage and soon come back out the way they went in. (this can be very messy, not to mention embarrassing if it happens in public.)
SO I am off for a swallowing test tomorrow morning.
Thank you all for your concern and hugs
(LOLspeak on )
{{{{{{{{ Awl Cheezfriendz}}}}}}}}}
iz a baarium test? da stuf iz icky bleh
Hai catslave! Am u still habin teh treemintz? Froat cancer am rlly pleh an ai hoeps u haz teh gud owkum. Ai haved tunkanser bud ai is awlbedr nao; teh pleh tung waz tuk out an riplaced wif a peece ub mai arm. Nao ai haz a tung wut luks liek ai iz chuin gum awl teh tiem an ai iz canserfre!
{{catslave}}
{{tongueflap}}
dokterz iz amzan des daiz! Conga ratz on beetin da skury canzer!!!
Ai hopps dat catslave haz beeted it tu!!
{{catslave}}
Iz meen an stong enamy an ai hop dat zumday we beatz it furgud!!
Fanks kerrilove. Dat iz so tru. Mai dokter iz rlly rlly gud an a vrry nais guy. Him iz kinda sili tu; he wannit tu peers mai tung so ai cud holt an stresh it. Ai tolz he nope.
oh, ifinkso taht sownds liek wut happens wif my MiL. her not haz teh can sir, but mebbee iz dis ovver problem. iz uncomformatbal wen dis happens at a restrawnt but now taht i knowz more, kaykitteh an catslave, i will being more payshunt wif her!! (i not sez anyfing to her, but i offers to take her to restroom, tehn i complayns abowt it to my hubby.
i will be more tolerunt now.) fank yoo for teh enlitenimints!
Hi,
minny fings can mayke teh problems wiff teh swarreling, aifinkso. Sumtimes is difficult 4 mii, but knot laytely, fank CC! Because of my lupus, I have a hard time with severe dryness (eyes and mouth, mainly), and it is extremely difficult to chew and swallow without enough saliva. (ai has pills dat helps my mouff make spit, though, is GRATE!). The other thing that causes swallowing problems is problems with “esophageal motility”–you can look it up if interested–not just lupus, but other things can create this problem.
Wii nebber nose whut anudder peep goes frew, dew wii?
no, we duznt. my MiL iz a sweet lady, but her duz teh annoying fings sumtimes, dis just seemed liek wun ob tehm, i thotted her wuz just eeting too fast an not chewing carefuly. i will being more tolerint ob her now.
yoo haz teh lupus, kitkay? teh lady i v.t. wif also haz it. her kant eben coming to church most ob teh time. i also haz teh awtoimyoon problems, nuffin spesifik, just taht my germ-fighters fink i am teh germ. iz nise to habbing sumwun hoo understands teh chronik helf problems, for bofe ob us.
Dat funny.
I love the kitty on the left.
Wael, ai gunna cawls it a dae and gets up earlee tumorro tu finish hoemwurk (nawt az earlee as tihs morning, tho).
Blessings ov CC be wif u awl. Anom.
{{{cheezpeeps}}} {{{failpeeps}}}
Should have added a little *ding* next to the halo. lol
Ohai, senebuddy out der? I’m here 4 da late cheezies ifn any one needs a hug!
{{{{{pj perry}}}}}}}
ohai kitkay! {{{{kitkay}}}}
ohai pj {{{{pjperry}}}}
{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}
dose eggspresshunns r soooo funnee….
ohai kafleen teh byootimous donkey!! yes, thoze liddle kitteh fases are so sweet!
lol, i wuz cutting owt skwares ob cloff for teh church 8-11 girls’ aktibity groop tomorrow (i haz sumhow fownded myself teh leeder ob dis!!
) an kumo desided to helping me by sitting right down across teh line wher i wuz cutting. so now teh wite hankies tehy is going to lurn how to hem an sew buttins on is byootifyly decormated wif dark kitteh hairz. just teh fing tehy need! still got sum cutting to go, just taking a liddle brake.
Tehy cahn uze teh kumo hayres tew stitchify dere inishuls awn teh hankies, bery sofistikated!
yup! akshully in teh 1800s, wuz considerd a very romantikal gift for a lady to yoozing her own hares to stitch teh inishuls on hankies for her gennulman frend. so yoozing kitteh hares wuld be, um, very artistik!
wuzzent kwite bak in teh 1800s butt az a kidlit ai uzed tew git mai Nana pritty cloth hankies at teh five an ten (mai aige, let meh sho u it) an stitchify hurr nishils awn dem (ai jus uzed thred, nawt anee critters hayre). Shee luved dem, er alwais pertended tew aneewai, bless hurr!
i yoosed to gibbing my gramma fings taht i stitchifyed myself too. after her wented ober the bridj, i inherited her silver, an in teh chest wuz teh stitched fings i had gibbed her.
iz a gud skill for teh gurls to habbing, tehy kan making pretty fings for prezzints an eben lern to sew on a buttin an fix a hem! (gud for teh boiz to knowing dis, too, ifinkso)
is Kumo Happy Cat?
My brain cells, dey r diminisheeng….
yesh, kumo iz teh HappyCat. my hubby sed “taht cat needs a reel name.” so we called him teh japaneez wurd for “clowd” cawz ob himz byootifyl thunderclowd color an hims floofiness.
poke poke poke
Maaahm! Sheez pokin meh ebree tyme ur nawt luukin!
*innercint kitteh luuks innercint…mahn turnz awai*
poke poke poke
Maaaahm!! Sheez dewin it agin!
an so awn an so awn unto eternity or until goggie showz up tew bee pikked awn.
*sigh*
such is teh way ub teh wurld…..
*wanders away in search ub a wafful*
haz a gud wafful, kafleen {{{{kafleen}}}}
yoo iz up late, bluesfan!
akshoolee iz kinda wat passes fer nermal fer meh durin teh weekweekweek, ai wurks 2nd shift an iffen wii doan haz OT den ai gits owt at 12:30 eestern. Ai alwais needs tew unwynd an dis is gud plaice fer taht! Jus finkin bowt headin in tew bed.
U izza braive braive wimman tew bee teh aktivitee leeder fer teh girlie gruup!
ah, ok, i gets it. wut wurk duz yoo do?
tehy aksded me to do dis after i had been teeching sunnyday skool for 2 1/2 yeerz. time for a chaynj, ifinkso. dis iz nice cawz iz only twise a munf insted ob evree week. but i just realized i am TEH leeder. tehy aksded me to be a leeder, an tehr iz anovver leeder an two assitant leeders. but wun ob teh ovver ladees iz layd up wif a bad bakk, an i finaly figyurd owt she iz teh ovver Leeder, teh lady i thotted wuz teh ovver leeder iz a assistant, an sinse i am teh only wun ob teh four wifowt small childrenz at home an hoo iznt (pikk wun) habbing a bad bakk/wurking nights az a polees offiser/going throo skreening to be foster parints, i iz teh wun wif teh time an enurjy to be teh mayn leeder, planner, organdizer, an big cheez. but iz fun, an i telling teh parents taht if tehy iz late pikking up, teh gurls will be sold to teh circus. so taht wurks owt well.
well, ifinkso i will finish my cutting, finish washing teh dishes, fold sum lawndreez wile i watch a liddle teevee, an go to bed. nitey-nite!
haz a gud nite {{{{lunarmommy an kafleentehwafflolnommindawnkey}}}}
ai dewing qualitee inspekshun atta lokal lyting produkts faktoree. Noe, iz nawt mai fawlt iffen ur lytebulbs burnz owt
wii nawt maiking dem heer, wii maiking spechultee lyting produkts fer stadium an parkin lawt lytes an lyke taht. Nawt bery eggsitin but nawt bahd an cloze tew hoam
ai shuddent komplain bowt it, dere wuz lawts uv layoffz bak in jamuaree, ai is lukky tew stil bee tehre, eben iffen ai wine bowt havin tew goe. Uzed tew bee pritty fun, gud groop awn hour shift, nawt sew mush naow
oops, tew lait, uz gawn! nitey nite!
iz gud to habbing teh job, eben if its not purrfekt! too bad yor gud groop iz gone, layoffs are teh pleh.
nitey-nite!
hey, bluesfan! ai wuz qualitee “control” inspekter fur 17 yeers till ai had to stop bekaws it drove me nuts. last plays manufakchured pharmasootikkles an whut ai no abowt stuff bein made tehr wud kurl yur hare! it wuz moastlee suppozzitorees.
Now this is awesome not as boring as other captions. congratulations!
*Does a dance*
*Falls asleep in the middle of it*
Oh no……How humiliating!
I haven’t slept in 3 days D:
*Retreats to closet with tail between legs*
Nawt to be humiliatified! Sleepin while dansin showz multitaskin skillz of a ohai orderz, aifinkso! Takes clever huumanz to do dis, sleepin while doin stuffs. (Kitteh, onna ovver hand, haz perfekticated teh skillz of sleepin while everybody _elts_ is doin stuffs _foar_ tehm, yesh?)
i never thought of it that way…….
HAHAHAHA!!!
envee broda…
poor little kitteh…