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Dat iz, iffn u haz 2 hate me a tawl!
Congrats Anni, lettuce sillbrate! Iz aftanuun tee-tyme aifinkso?
Neerlee dinnur tiem, akchoolee! Waal, in an ower, so juss a naperryteef, thx!
*wanders thru wiff a tray of little glasses filled wiff sherry*
Thx PM! Dass juss teh fing!
ur welkome! conga rats annie!
*sip sip*
o thnx, ai bring sum finga fuds adn dips to nom wiff teh sherrie
*noms a fingur *
O!! sry miniminsmum!
*Maeks a more careful selection*
Iz OK ai got nine moar ware taht came from!
Wandas frou wif a plate ub quecumber samwiches…
Fank u, PrincessMu – I lubs sherry, but it makes me sneeze!
* sip *
* sneeze *
* sip *
* sneeze *
have shamwow!
Fanks, gammacat!
Izdat for reel, or u maek lol?
ewww… lol puke :I
Ai cud nebber hate u!
awn yer gnu sweatur
Adn wot els?
Adden masheen
Buks
Cahpets
Divan
E…
Eggersize mat
Futwhere (sordid)
Grene indore plantz
H…..
Hokkee stik
Italleen glahswaer
Jakutz adn cotez
Kittshen flur
L…
laundry basket
mixed papers next tew ur chare
new rug
o…
ottoman (newest furniture, cofurred wiv silk)
pasta machine and all its tiny moving parts
quiviut yarn you was saving
raspberries, boxes of them for dessert
s…
shooos
towls, speshullee hunnert-dollur wuns
ukeleles
v…
vurree nis tinkx awl ova
wettsute
xanax
yankeez kap (wel, datz okae…)
zu broshuers
Sandulls
Tupperwarez
Unibersal remote
V…
Violets in planturs
Washed laundry in baskit
Xtra papur towels tah yu were savin undur teh sink
Y…
Oh don remind mii! Stoopee hu-man lef teh papurr towlol awn teh cowntur… an fownd eet awn teh floor, ober heer, an heer an heer an dere an dere an dere an dere an… aargh!
Val in tyne bawks of choklit
Wite dress (just bak frum cleeners)
Xtra speshul kwilt mai granma maed fur mee
YNG snoozin on teh cowch (nastee wai to waek up!)…and…
ZOMG, teh kitteh’s horkin AGAIN!!!!
*qwiklee cubbers eberyting wif tarps to purrtekt from hurlage*
Hate a kitteh? Unpossible.
Mad at wun, yiss, but nawt fur lawng!
When my Esme was a kitten and brand-new to the household, she chewed a corner off teh hand-croshayed cafe curtain that I had just finished after elebenty months. I was teh mad but mostly at me because I shoulda knoed better than to hang it up wif a exploring bebbeh in teh house. She didn’t know whut she was doing, of coarse. So I mended teh curtain then waited a few months until she outgrew here chew-y stage before putting it back up.
tehy owtgro chewee stayg??
*hazza hoep*
Well, teh “chew on everything” stage. They get a little moar selective after that. Liam seems to prefer network cables and laptop power cords now that he’s nearly two.
luck loves ribbons an string. u really gotta watch him or he’ll choke himself! crazy cat!
I hasta keep ALL rubburbanz hidden or BlooMax will try to eet them – we fink he finks theyre burdie innards. Seemingly he can sniff tehm owt, too.
Lol! Mai kalico LUBS to nom dem too. Adn her cans sniff tehm owt alos.
mai Sam-Sam useta do this too! yep, they can finds em annywher!
Eben in ur hares!
hmmm… chessie jus seams tew liek tew chew awn us! fingerstoesnomnomnomnom
She prishiated ur handiwurk.
She was teh bestest kitteh ever, really. And I’ve known some pretty best kittehs. I is teh happy to has my Liam and my Zoe, but I miss my Esme a awful lot still.
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Esme iz plai-in inna medow wif mai Lupa….
adn wif mai Sasha….
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Adn mai Sacha adn Bear.
U hadda Sas(c)ha too!!!
Yup, a seelpoynt meezer. Her libbed for 18 yeers! Her wuz mai bestest frend. *snif*
*wanders off to Princess Mu Meadow*
Mai Sasha woz 17, she bin gone won hole yeer now butt she leeved a beeg hole in our libes.
Adn a kitteh-shaped hoel in ur hart… {{{{{MM}}}}}
Kum joyne teh kween adn mii in teh meadow.
Aww…
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*Joynz 4.5K in deh medow.
It b sew pritty here wif awl deh blossumz and deh frolicing kittehz and deh klowdz iz sew pooofy.
dont get me started on teh mamakitty……. schmooo ya’ll
O fank you fur teh inbitashun. Dis seams lyke a pieceful playse to be, wiv teh wondermus memrees ov awl our kittehs.
And teh butterfly gardin is in full bloom this tyme of yeer. Teh butterflies coems and teh kittehs kin chaysing them. Look at teh butterfly bush in full dark-purplol bloom – is wun of mah fayvrits. I joyns yoo in teh meddow for a stroll . . .
*links arms with teh otter cheezpeeps, smiols, goes for walkees amid teh most famuss and gorjus of awl meddows*
An wif teh reel Cassidy, gone wun yeer now. She wuz 21 an wuz mai speshul bebbeh. Ai noes how yu feels, LCB — ai lubs Napoleon an Andy, but reely miss mai Cassie.
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Awww…a soulmate dat cumz along too seldum.
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Rut-roh. Mah eyez iz nao leeking.
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*hands NS a shamwow*
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Teh diva kitteh -
Her iz vurree byoutifel
Bawt hie-maytaynens!
Her shur am beyootiful- de shiney fur, de white mittens…must titen CHRG!!
…or more smarter than yu
…or more graseful than yu
…or better dressed than yu
…or a bettur hunter than yu
…or an oldur pedigree than yu
— in fakt, yu jus better wurship me.
teh simpelist paln reeely….
Loved it!LOL!!!!
Nawt meenin tu innerup but Elsa_Mamma needs sum support awn teh prebious lol. Thx.
{{{AfriCat}}} Thanks for the heads up
I bee okaiz agin furr naw!! I gotted da close dropped off at da foonerol homez, an piked up info furr da loonch affer da foonerol and gotted da info frum da church furr da reedin an stuff and boughted klose and noo comfy shooz and gotz mii a poinment ta getz mii hares cut and I gotted fingie and teosie nails paintified (kan’t embareass mii boi ya no)
An I dropped off da climee fingie furr mii bro’s kittehs an gotted mii sis-in-law to promisify that shii weel NAWT cutt owf her babbeh kitteh toesie endz (uther un-wisely knon as declawifiin)
An Iz goin wif mii daughter and her cuzinz dis affernoon ta getz dem klothes too.
ohai Elsa_Mama, gud to knoz U is doing well.
With your courage and grace, you is truly an inspirashun
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Iz gud 2 keep bizzee, Aifink. Ai no wen mai huzbing passed dat Ai wuz 2 bizzee fur mutch sad, but u can’t be bizzee awl teh tiem….
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Yeah fur Elsa_Mama. U’ve done so much todai. Be sure 2 taek teim 4 urselvez. Dats bery important.
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Maybe not today, but soon you should try to write down as much as you can remember. You think you can’t forget but you’ll be surprised.
But you’ll never forget the important things.
Let everyone take care of you.
Deh upchuck happins wid deh kittehs sumtimz. Juz fixit up.
youzhoouhlee aftur eetin lotsa teh grassus so’s it maeks a nyce stayn onna carpit oar bedspred
Onna mine sumtimez eets tu fast ur sumpin an da fud kumzup as suun az it gows down. Ai finds hard fudz heer and der dat luk liek it be fresh and cleen – but hau it gets in libbin ruum in a pile?
Wonce ai finded FOR mauses who’d kumdup jus liek they’d gonned down, adn tehy waz lyned up hed to tayle, berry neetlee onna karpet. Dat waz won greeddee kitteh ai had.
Wehl, kitteh waz neet anyway
Wow! Whut a gud mauser! And a gud organizer – hed to tayle, neetlee, FTW!
Sorta lyke owr conga lyne of myces when we sez “conga-rats.” But, um, ackshuly nawt reelly . . .
well letz hoap teh conga-rats beez maor livelee tahn those 4 mauses woz!
Eggsept fur dat hole “dead” fing.
*pikshors “Thriller” style video of dantzing zombie-meeces*
*snikker, chortle, GUFFAW*
I don’t know whutz rong with me – is prolly mean-spirited of me, but I just fynds teh imaj of those 4 lined-up meeces verreh phunneh!
Iz nao – wazn’t at teh tiem, speshully as teh karpit woz gnu.
Karpit haz scene many uvva yukkee things since!
iznt it nise wen yoo gets to wher yoo kan luk bakk at fings an laff?
Dis iz won adban….advin…. gud fing abaut growying olda – lotz fings to larf abaut
i knowz… iz awful, huh, laffin at teh pore ded meeses neetly lined up in teh hork-up. iz liek sinkronized swimming, almost.
LOL!
*pikshors those 4 pore ded meeces dresst up as Esther Williams wayring bathing kaps and performing sinkronized swimming rootine; laffs summoar; beginz to wonder if I needs teh therapeez*
Too funneh! sumbunney pass meh teh shamwow! Taht storee reemindedz meh ub teh tiem mai hart kitteh Mister Furry fot he’d try nomming teh maausie. My husby faond teh horkt-up maus wif him bear foot firss fing in teh moarning beefore himz eben hadz coffee! Almoast horkd hisself, ewww.
LOL!!!!!
*nods noeinglee*
Ohyez, dat wud be BlooMax – he gets greedy, speshully with verrah fresh kibbul frum a new packije an gobbuls it down, then strolls owt to teh libbin rume an un-gobbuls it. Don’t noe why he’s so greedeh, eithur – Simon iznt gonna eat it all.
un-gobbuls – LOL!!!!!
Fresh kibbul wif mai kitteh tu, aifinkso!
An it hazta go in libbin rume – prefurblee on de sofa.
Dis iz owr Timmy… but him duz dis awlmoast daylee wif gushifuds (an sumtiems kibbul). Aifink itz a remnant uv himz neglektid-kitteh dayz wich wuz menny menny whiles ago. Itz liek him finks himz neber gonna see fuds agin. *slow sad hedshake* Him shud noe bah nao dat we izzint gonna let him starve!
kittehs haz teh lawg memries – eggsept wen tehy can’t remememember wai tehy wanned u to opun teh doar!
Mebbe ingrained habbit frum den wen he didnt noe wen he seez fudz agin, an so he grabs fast.
it took our Cannoli kitteh 4 or 5 years to learn there would always be more food
Haet? Nebar haet! Tu kyute! Come, let us eet cheezburgers.
Um, kitteh? Whut did u does wif my bicycle?
othat? nuffin tew c heer… i killed it ded caus it looked at meh funny
But… but… I was gonna ride in teh Tour de Fronschland!
butt, butt, iz uphill bofe waiz!
in teh snoe! … wiff noe shoes!
an noe byssicul
Puurhaps Mr Lansch will give u a ryde on hims bike? Or ur phlonquais?
wood u liek to barrow mai hovur sedan chare LCB?
Wooden dat bii cheetering? Doe dey allow hovur sedan chares? Ai wundurr…
well the tour organizers may b moar flexibul considering that LCB is involved. she has a lot of influence
Dats troo! *nods nods nods*
Oh! Yes, plz! That would be teh fun. Well, as long as it doesn’t hover *too* high.
it’s okeh! it’s a very low hover
Lyke teh Land Speeders in Star Warts . . .
*pikshors LCB dresst as a Jedi Knight with a light saber, racing on a land speeder*
Go, LCB!!!
hay, wher wuz teh sedan chayr in teh LBT show the otter day???
♪♫
Slung low, sweet sedan chair
Hover low to win me teh race
I looked over Fronschland and whut did I see?
(Hover low to win me teh race)
Teh buns of cyclists pumping fervently
Hover low to win me teh race!
♪♫
*clapity*
Say, an teh 10,000 Maniacs did a sawng kalld “Trouble Me.” We culd do a noo vershun for LCB – “Hover Me.”
An LCB! U are teh famoos! Ai seen ur piktuure on de videeo frum the Skedaddle cheezmeet!
Er, um, yeah. U did. For somebuddy that is skooled in teh improvs, I sure does say “um” a lot.
But aren’t Janet and Tessm teh cutest things?
U is berry cute 2!
O, p-shaw. U is teh quite fetching in ur pink Chococat shirt and ur floppy ears.
yesh, teh eers r lubberlee!
*ahem* kittehs do NAWT fetch!!
Ok… u looked vry… self-cleaning? Napping? Horking up hairbals?
how about “floofy”? — ai cud liv with dat.
Is kwite nawt fetching?
oh, um, fankyoo – aifinkso…
Yoo is awl bee-yoo-ti-ful. Just as I had imagined!
mai kitteh no liek da tour de franz, cuz he tinks lance armstraung and alberto contawder ar gonna cum right outta da tv and run him over.
Missuz Peel Kitteh
amz kwyte cummfurtibbill. Duz
nawtz feelz lykez moobeengz
Missuz Peel Kitteh
habz lawtza floof andz purr~fekktz
snowee spatz andz glubz
Mawtilldz blakk swurlz rowndz
deep sillkee gray. Missuz Peel
lubz hurz awnsawmbill
Jack.
dis bii Jack Deth awr John Steed?
“How real do yoo feel, Mrs. Peel?”
lulz!
We hadz kitteh nam Ralph an he didz.. iz tru!
Mai fader namded him (waz Grandpaz fiendy barn kat we tok in wenz he pazzed on) an Ralph hadz tu liv uup tu hiz namez meh finx..he no mak hareballz poperly an awlayz groomin hiz fur…he waz berry shiney ralphin kat
Tee hee – dis sounds lyk mai kitteh – wheneber she throwd up, she jus had to do it in da worst spot possyblol. Wun tym I livd in an apartmint dat had wood floors EBERYWHERE and where did she throwd up? On da only rug in da whole playce. Awlways hasta be on da carpet….can neber be on sumfing dats ez to kleen!
Iz mohr cumfurbul tu du on deh carpet.
leest wif teh bed, yoo kan taking teh sheets an blankits off an washing tehm. three times a day.
if uz kitteh throwz ap’ 3 timse in a singal day : den it iz a very ill kitteh.
Now if you don’t mind, don’t bother me, I need some beauty sleep, to look so gorgeous
We won’t hate u, kitteh! Iz nawt ur fault u haz a pleh tummeh.
I am too sechsee fur mah fur
so sechsee I purr
Oh my, seems I have a whole new language to learn
I can’t live with you and I can’t live without you. I wuvs you ’cause you’s pwecious.
Pwecious, but b-a-d. Catzy-bad!
This is whut we kawls kitteh-qat mischief at mah haus: catzy-bad.
dat iz a bad pudee tat!:[
HEY!…Nuh-uh…
You may kiss mah paw, if you gets me a cheezburger
Hah, hah, Dat’s *MAI* kitteh!
An yes, mai kitteh throws up bunches … I dunno Y.