
o. u iz lokked out? wat a shame. i iz going to go sleep on ur bed nao.
hoomin needz 2 fink of a wai awt of his predicamint.
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an du sum odder fings….
kitteh got a list. A lawn list. Wif goggie on it.
an crickets. Churp.
congratsholaces carosue! Would you like a drinksie? I has lotsa stuffs lemme see… chocolit martooni, pinot noir, chardonay, rasbery whine, and for foods i haz ice cream for diner.
Ice watur. Tu warsh down teh pills I has to take tonitye. Teh hayfever an ai are wrestlin. It’s winnin.
Sho teh haifever whu’s boss!
fud all mine nao
This is a great picture! Funny captions 2.
it doan make yu nerbous? Makes ME nerbous….
R u nerbous the kitteh mite fall or dat he be plannin ebil fings?
Ifinso him mite b planning tu drop wader bloonz.
Wair iz dat donkee??
Oh Kaflee–eeen!!! Kum owt kum owt waireber u ar!!!
Hi Kafleen! Are U gonna protek us frum wader bloonz?
oh, ummmm….
*twists hoofies arown an looks down at grownd*
ummmmm…sure…sure…dat’s wutt I’ll doo…I’ll PERTECKT u frum dem…..
Glad u b on deh job, Kafleen!!
Heer kumz wun now!!!
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SPLAT!!!
ooo. u dun gud!! u protecktifyed awl deh cheezpeepz frum deh wadder bloon. Wud u like a Shamwow??
*grumbulls unndurr donkee breff an wigglols hoofie: igotzurshamwowriteheer…. *
Ai iz luvs teh liddle hoofies, heer an on urlier freds!
Dey is the Kyute!!
aw! ur charming!
Fankies!
Teh kitteh doan has can-opener skillz yet, wi stil sayf.
I gonna nap unner ur blankey
Stealin ur snuggels
And leaving u fur…
An mebbee a hayrball…Akkk akkkk…aaakkkkk!
sym·pa·thy Pronunciation: \ˈsim-pə-thē\ Function: noun
1 a : an affinity, association, or relationship between persons or things wherein whatever affects one similarly affects the other b : a condition not to be expected from your cat
Berry good Mai Cween! I getz no sympathy frum mai Tew kittehs!
Mine dew dat eben if Ai is nawt locked aowt!!1!!
Kittehz onlee kunsernd bowt u if u not dare tu oh pun deh gushifudz. *sigh* Wai duz wii lub dem wen dey b like dat??
They ar so entitled bcuz of the cuute &bueatty.We ar powerless.
ai sekkund dat!!! dey b de cuutestseses most bueattyfurs ebar!
Gib me teh gushifuds oar Ai leebs you a prezzie in ur shoe~
I’ll jus halp meseff to dinnr den. Nawt 2 werry, is cozy warm in hear.
iz berry funniez!
Funneh, u doan luk laik Romeo…
gud wun!
Well, I goez t’werk now. Gud ebening, gud morning, oar gud nite, Cheezpeepz!!
Bigh bigh Mai cween!
Habba good werk, Mai cween!
WUTT!!
Wutts dis, naow?????
Who r ur replacement? Hoo gonna beez Nite Watchman??WT…H? Wutts goin on heer? Wuttz happened sins I been gon??????
*collapses in teers….*
*pat pat pat* iz okay kafleen, cween iz just wurkin at teh offise at teh campgrownd wher teh liddle howse on weels is staying for teh summer. ifinkso her wurks nites, chekkin peeples in an owt, selling ice an tokens for teh showers, stuffs liek taht. her iz still heer! (an teh Nite Watchman iz alwayz on teh job) {{{{{hugs an schmooz for teh donkee}}}}}
Not tu wurry liddlol donkee….. I b bak now… Adn ebbrey wun els b sleeping.
oh,….ok.
*snooooooze*
Lessee, kin i postify nao wifout it gettin nommed?
Yaaaayy!! Iz back!!!!! Stoopy WP has bin nomming my commints. Grrr….
Ohai Foxy! Gud tew sea ewe back!
Wecom bak Ucanhasfocses! Did u say som “bad” words? Grr…?
Fankies guise! Nope, no bad words. WP wuz just bein mean, aifinkso. And i has had a pleh case of teh bizzy and RL syndrome. Gud to be back!
doan hab to say bad wurds for WP to get all up in yur bidness…..
enny time u get s a sooper dooper grate ideer or sumfing eggstra clever, and bee all hart poundy and eggzited to post it, DAT is wen teh WP suddenly shows its uglee hed and ses, Wait a minute. I finkso I willz mess wiff u.
Is troo.
*shakes hoofy at WP*
Oh fankies for commiz… comisserayt… agreeing wif me, Kafleen. And nyse to finally meet u, too!
*britens* O hai!
U haz fudz? K, I let u in…affer mai napz.
wait! I haz sume veri hot cheezburgers. Plz hand mi teh keys.
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
habz no soopahvizzhun. Canz
habz lawtza phunn naow!
Strypee Tykkz Kitteh
knoez wayr t3h Nipz andz ree~moatz
amz hidz…. Pawr~tee tyme!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
habz mennee plannz, unlessz dayrz
t3h needz 4 a Napz!
Jack.
phunnee, tihs kitteh LOOKS like he/she noes whair reemoatz iz. has alreddee bin in Nips, aifinksoe! an iz dukkin down an laffin behine teh floofee paw.
Aye haz a feelin taht kitteh mai be teh wun whu lockt mi out.
You can come bak in butt, you gotz to no t3h passwerd.
Pweez tu bi frowing daon teh keez? Ai pwommiss lahtz ub nipz adn gushifuds adn chikkin libbers adn…pweez nies kitteh!
Otay, dats da passwerds. U can come in …. wears uer keys? get um.
Wen teh owthoritehs ask meh,
eyeall deny u were pushed.
Plz 2 b qwik , Iz hongrey!
Hey you kids! Shaddap! I’se trine to sleeps ovah heah.
Ohai cheezfrenz. has jist got notificated taht Elsa_Momma’s braev and mutch loved bebbeh Matt haz passed awae.
Ai hazza big sad.
Oh Noez!!! I haz a giant sad.
I haz no werdz fur dis. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ELsaMommma}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Heer is copy of teh notification:
After 10 months of bravery and strength Matt has gone to be with his Heavenly Father. He passed quietly in his sleep.
His fight is over, his pain is gone, he is at peace.
I love him so very much.
Is on ht tp://www.caringbridge.org/visit/mathewrheintgen
Just closes teh gaps
So very sad. Hugs to Elsa_Mama and the rest of Matt’s family.
whut teh cween sed.
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The Failbloggers would also like to send many *squeezes* and *hugs* to Elsa_Mama, and there be tears here, too, and thoughts of her and sympathies and condolences and sadness.
The Failbloggers are thinking of you, Elsa_Mama. We’re very sorry to hear about Matt. Much love and many *squeezes* are on the way.
Tears.
{{{{{{{{{{ElsaMomma}}}}}}}}}} No words.
*squeezes and hugs* Elsa_mama.
Be at peace{{{{Matt}}}}{{{{{Elsa_Mama and family}}}}}
I share the deep sadness with the Cheezfrenz. Elsa_Momma, while I can only imagine what you have gone through, I admire you greatly for being able to come here throughout Matt’s illness and play with us in spite of your heartache. Humor does have healing power.
*hugs, love and awe for Elsa_Momma and Matt*
Oh Elsa_Momma. I have been gone, so couldn’t write at once. I AM so sorry to hear this. Prof d’Beaker told me. I had so hoped for the miracle to happen. {{{{{{{{Elsa-Momma}}}}}}} and {{{{{{Matt}}}}}, who was so very brave. I know we are all grieving with you. There are no real words of comfort, I know. Just know that we here are very real friends. Come to us when you can again.
{{{{Elsa Mama and family}}}} My thoughts are with you.
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Crying at work.
R.I.P Matt….
Im sorry for Elsa_Momma. *Sending many prayers her way*
what grantski said.
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Scarletkitty adds her sympafees and sads, too. Aiz so sorry.
das if bery sad… Ai mayb neu herez bu I send hugz n sowries neways
Is dere anneebunny awake? Ai has a giant sad …
Ai’s heer AC. Jus red teh knews.
Iz nawt rite!
Ditto. Elsa-Mama and Matt were strong in their Faith; as it comforts them, let it comfort us too.
All my thorts r wiv u adn urs famibly adn luvved wons, taht u may hav currage to get thru these dark moments. Deapest symperthy.
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{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}} I am grieved at your loss.
I and my two feline companions sent our sympathy and condolences to Elsa_Mama {{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}
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There are no words! Hugs and tears! {{EM}}
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Oh noes. {{{{{Elsa_Mama and her famblee}}}}}
I am very sad to hear the news. My best wishes to Elsa_Mama and family.
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My deepest sympathies. {{{{Elsa_Mama and family}}}
Just got back in town and heard this sad sad news. {{{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama and family}}}}}}}}}}
E_M – I’m so sorry, there are no words. I only wish I could do something.
Cheezfrends: I came across this when my very good friend died of MS and I couldn’t think what to say to his wife, I hope it gives someone else comfort:
“Only grieving people know what this torture is like, and only they know what “helps” them (nothing, really). If they need to scream, go to bed, sit at their loved one’s side at the cemetery every day, vent, WHATEVER – we need to support them all the way. Is my comfort level affected by my friends’ agony? Yes, it is. I only wish that I could feel more of their pain in hopes that a tiny bit of the pain could be taken off of them and put onto me.”
I am so sorry. A friend of mine’s son was either kidnapped or wandered off a few days ago. For facebookers, his name is Luke Diller, see club “Bring Home Luke Diller.
I did see dat. Dat r verreh sad.
My prayurs ar wiff teh fambly.
Lots ub bad and weird stuffs happening. Lots ub prayers bee needed.
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All i gunna do iz eet all teh cheezburgers.