Steve knew he could kill him with his claws
Steve knew he could kill him with his claws He just thought the water pistol would be funny
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Mutch moar fun!
Conga rats on anudder nawt second, Annipuss!
Seenging and danceeen iz rekwired. 8D
Thx Aster!
congacatshulayshun anni awn ur soloe furrfist-frum-lasst! wud u liek a nyce cowld limmonayde? Iz berree berree hawt heer, limmonayde iz purrfik foar todai heer…
Iz neerlee bedtiem heer – nawt too hawt but raynin.
ai’ll taek that rayn!
pumped an loded!
Lidddle pink triggger fingggers!
♫ pinkee pinkee toe pads
prance, caper, pew pew pew!! ♫
Dis liddle pinky went to market
Dis liddle pinky stayd at howm
Dis liddle pinky fyred water pistols
Adn dis liddle pinky fyred none
Naow ai’z dedlee close up an frum crosst teh ruum! Bwwahahahahaha!
Aieee! *Runs* *hides in closet*
*tap tap tap awn teh door* U cahn run but u cahnt hyde!
*Claws come out* O no, they’re not for you. Ima dig a hole to china!
Maek mai dai, punque!
ha, mutch moar dishgrunnelmint on reseevink end.
Sadistic kitty feels……sadistic…
Steve! Wak up! Nawt to fall sleep in snyper class!
Waterguns for the win.
Pew, pew, pew. Gotcha!
Halp! I’m hit!
Qwik, sombuddy brings me a towel!
*Brinz floofy cheezland towl adn wraps arown pjp’s hedd*
Nao snyper kitteh cannawt seez u!
I can haz badd hare day?
wuz taht a hunnert dollur towl?
Nope, butt it mest up my hunnert $ hairdoooo!
O noes! Ai sorrih! **Triez to fix hairdoooo, pat pat pat***
Alas, it nawt workin. Ai regretz to tells yu taht we had to amputate teh injured part, yep yep. Ai’m afrayed pjp will never plays teh bassoon again, aifinknawt.
Cud plai it befour teh surjiree, or nawt?
“Bassoon-An ill woodwind that nobody plays good.”
I c an haz a mohawk? Coool!
Hoo nose? –reminz me of teh old Goon Show skit wehn tehy waz discussin how to win teh contest to be first to plai teh bagpipez at teh Sowf Poal…
“But none of us knows how to play the instrument!”
“Couldn’t we learn?”
“No one has ever learned to play the instrument!”
Maybe u could learn, butt butt my bassooon dayz r done. Ifinxo dat dis is a good fing.
I yam finking dat dis weapon axually goes: Spew Spew Spew!
Wear did dis kumz frum??? No ossifer, I hab no idear wear I gotted dis gun … I jest woked upz — wuz it a long nap? Well, yes, yes it wuz — I amz a kat you nose.
Perhaps kitteh will use water pistol to train human not to jump up on the counter??
Tihs hoomin wishus she cud jumps taht hie!!!
Wader pistul make dem jump hai. Maks me laff.
I noze wut yer finking, did he fire six shots er only fibe? Wale, to tell de troof, in allah de eggsitement I lost count muh seff. But cornsidderin dat dis is a 44 magmun wadder cannon, able to blow yer fur cleen orf, yew gotta ask yerseff, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya, punk?
I gots to know! ……… Click.
We needz to get Judson oneathem T-shirtz taht says:
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNK
aifinkso.
der are sum moobie lines dat are jest unfergettablol, dat wuz wun. Annuder faborite is Jack Nicklolson sayin: “wared yew lern to talk lyke dat, a Panama city whisky bar …. go peddle crazy sumwares elst, we’re all full up here” an den he gibs the big insincere slighly demented totally skeery smylol. Oy, I cood plotz.
Clebburr Cow Kitteh
wawntz 2 seez ifz Hewminz hayt
waddurr jusst lykez himz
Tookdz lawwng tyme 2 ‘fyndz’
Hewmin’z Soopah~Soakurr. Sune
Kitteh willz tesstz it
Clebburr Cow Kittteh
amz dowtfull, butz itz willz beez
lawtza phunn 2 wawtch!
Jack.
Yu alwaes gets into teh kitteh hed, Jack. Awesome an full of win!
Kitteh beez lukin 4 mai mama. Win she wuz n assississstid libbing playse, shii wud get po’d cuz teh kittehs wud pester teh berds at herz feeder. Sew she wud shuut teh kittehs wif teh sooper soker fru teh winnow. Cash kitteh sez “Aim luukin 4 teh wummun taht shot mah paw”
Well if it onlee got shotted on teh paw, at leest he cud lik it off. *har*