
medusa kitty turns cheezburgers to stone.
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medusa kitty turns cheezburgers to stone.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: icanhasrissy via Our LOL Builder
Thassa mitey big cheezburger!
Conga ratz for U!! (Ai wuz thinking “signolol, manuber, meers” or hoaoever it goez, just teh odder dai) An nao I’z off tu nap.
Dat iz teh “mantra” peepl lernin 2 drib sai! It shud be mirrur den signul den manoober!
Jesh, luks furst tu see whu iz comin. U sayed dat u iz nawt driver, tho — ??
Dats rite! Ai haz ownlee dribben a bus! (Off teh rode uv corse an wiv sumwun sittin bai me)
dat rayzez teh innersting pick shurs. Wear? Y? Wenn? wif Hu? Hao, nawt so mush.
Abowt 25 yeerz ago awn an aerfeeld. Wuz an awld Lundun bus dat Ai halped 2 lukk affer – dere iz a pikchoor uv it in mai profiel pikchoors, but Ai dunno iffn u can see it – sumwun sed dat dey cud nawt see awl uv mai pics.
is it dinnertiem anni?
wud u liek a not-stone cheezburger??
Yep, it is tiem Ai got mai dinnur, but Aifink Ai wull hab a nomlet!
Ai will luking, prolly tomarra. Iz dat beddI-byI tyme agin.
Ai had pick shurred teh red bi-level. Cud hav been VW bus liek Ai had, but (!!) wif Lunon az your hoam, Ai fought wuz prolly teh biggur version.
Yu drybed a buss awf teh rode?
Off-rode! Nawt drobe it frum teh rode into teh ditch!
but wut happend 2 teh camra? ai iz wunderin
an hearts to mush?
*lines up teh conga rats*
*gibs dem pompoms*
*directs dem in teh nawt-sekkind dansdans*
Wun, tu, free, Kikk!
Egg salad korry og raffee!
Fanks, Ai duz mai bestest!
part of basement training
Wait, wut? Chanj it bak!
but u gets ur mineralz wiff it.
Dis nom taste a liddlol funneee……
No fare! Ware are all teh snakes? I wood luv to ware snakes on my hed.
Heh! Teh song “Dreaming of Snakes” just comed up on my iPod. How did u do that?
**hazza skeered nao**
Butt (!!!) U haz teh ayr real escape root, no?
donut werry PH. I will get teh snakes fur u.
Pew pew pew. Take dat u slippery snakes!
***hastily reloads snack bammer pellets in gun***
Nawt tew pew pew pew teh snakes plz, snakes are kewl aifinkso!
Ai nawt noes taht sawng. BRB, gotta go tu youtube!
OMCC!!! Iz awaik nao!
Basement Cat tempts the weak with visions of gigantic super-sized.
lolz!
Dat’s one chizelburger, got it. U want frieze wif that?
It wood be a relief to has a soda!
That sounds like a capital idea!
How ionic! I wud love some friez too!
I hope they doesn’t has too much Greece on them. Maybe after we can go get some ice cream at Carvel.
*steels self foar tew much greece…**
I is too statuesque to worrie about greece
Didn’t mean anything by it. Mea sculpa.
oh, WOOF, WOOF, a thousand x WOOF!
tessm, has u gone barking mad?
it’s all these punz! gee, ollie, gee!
(and uv corse, u noes how to carve a statue uv an elolophant?)
Start wiv a beeg rok an tehn cut awai teh bits taht donut luk lyk a heffalump?
*tries to get down from all teh elephant jokes*
*fails*
sillee! u doan git down frum a elolophant, u git daown frum a duck!
*clappity clappity*
datz nawt ionic! (mus bii dorian, den…)
dorian? well, they are sorta gray….
Oooh!! Teh edducated Cheez frebz, Jutteg says bawt si nysg ttyopubg typingl More ap patty-patty.
kitteh sez dat.
souns lik yu iz awl stond…
Would u rather we was plastered?
oar mebbe u haz losted ur marbles?
hoes has los….dey bin stoeln! dey een teh Brittush Mooseuam wif Eljinz.
mak dat ‘noes has los…’
Is ok. We don’t think any loess of u.
Oar taik u fur granit eiffur!
We shale awlways preesheeate u!
every body must get stoned
relief? bas!
ai like mai drinkees awnna rocks butt dis is reedicaluss.
Medusa kitteh
Won glans iz awl et taeks fur
Petrifikashun
Aiz luvs teh haikkk uuuz (um, hayrboll, sorry).
Thx!
Clappity, clappity! Teh (formeh)Inglish teecher is MOST imp pressed!
awlso thx!
forma inglesh teechur! iz yur hed be spinnen?
O noze! Kitteh took noms fer granite!
Hasta drinkz hard likker wif dat. mmm, krunchy.
Boo! Boo!
(funnee, thou)
U jus new sumwun wud sai it, hee hee!
Umm, tu mii tehy luuks like teh allum aluym alilulol maydz uv metal –??
Ai kan haz neu monitor an new ii galesz?
Yep, Ai fort dey lukked moar mettul dan stoen.
Catnip stoner kitteh sez, dis is nawt wat ai wuz eggspektin!
Now that’s a throne fit fur a king!
iz fur burgerz kingz?
Ohai cheezpeeps! Well, todai is da dai. I goez to see Dr. Tinyteefs in two howrs an *hopez hopez hopez* I no haz da pleh jaw cysts. I *fink* I haz one an Iz werried dat I will need da serjeree to get rid ob it (Iz had dem befour and AWLWAYS has to be habin da serjeree). I haz a werried
*curls up in a liddlol ball in da corner*
*wimper wimper wimper*
*superfloffious tootsies cubber da eyez*
gud luck {{{{Mitts}}}}, paws crosst that u nawt haz teh pleh cysts. Ai cahn hyde u unner mai red caipe, if u fink taht wil hep!
Gud Luk Mitts! Fink positib fots! No jaw cysts!
Best wishis, Mitts – hoep fur teh best!
Donut werry my Superfloofy pawed fwend! ew will be awight! Awl uv teh Cheezpeeps say NO tu teh Pleh cysts! We awl is praying fur u!
Finkin hard eber so wonderful good tots for u, Mitts!
Jus members wen us sittin in Dr.Tinyteefs chair all de cheezepeeps r wid u!
(Dr. Tinyteef, he BETTER b good to cheezefrend!)
gud luk!
Ai hopez dfat U iz getz teh gud news. Sumtymes it duz help tu wimper. Helped me wen Ai cud tellz awl teh docks dat Ai haz a scared uv teh needlols — no, no lols involvedicated!
iz reawy smal kittah r reawy bigz cheezeburgerz…
Onlee Basement Cat r eebil enuff ta turn cheezburgers 2 stone
Eye betz dey cooked dat in da ELEFANT POACHER. Cuz, dat shur is an beeg CHEEZBURGUR!! wif Friez an uh cole drinq.
WOW… nao Ize hongry! agin! =9
ELEFANT POACHER!!!
brill yunt! …erm nawt tu poach/barbq/fry teh pakeedermz plz!!!
wai canz ai no commentz anymorez?
ony letz mi commentz ifin ai loggeded ina wordprezz? dat iz nofun :/
if ai can not haz, den NOBODY CAN HAZ!
It are making udder kitehs angwee
I vizhulizes going to teh drive-thru: I wud liek WUN frinch-frie, plz.
Oh noez! Mai cheezburgr! Uz turneded itz 2 stoan!
Cheezburger for Eskimoez!
nuuuu! now we cant has cheezburgers! D:
Duz any1 kno where dis iz? I can has pichr taken wit it…
I think you meant to say Midas though
Its shopped. i can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.
evul kitteh turnd soda nd fries to stone tuu!!!!!!!!111!
OMG!
jus make shur u don’t breaks ur teef bitin it.