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is still awl gud
*Congarats form up fer carosue*
Conga tew teh leff naow conga tew teh rite! Waive ur tails inteh ayre lyke u jus doan cayre!
Butt wont ai gets arrestified wavin mai tails in teh ayre? Or at least a tikket fer frightin teh horses?
Awww… poor kitty!
Speaking of trash cans, did everyone see Maru the YouTube kitty’s new video?! He’s in a trash can instead of a box!! So cute.
http://www.yourdailycute.com/2009/07/maru-is-trashy-kitty.html
lol, i lubs maru, himz win an awsum!
Fanks! Maru is berry kewt!
maru luks liek hims lawts uv fun! adn habbin lawts uv fun awlso…ai wants tu snorglol hims wite belleh wen hims tryin tu roll rownd in teh trash kan
Ai sees teh Conga Ratz kommin 2 dans dans dans 4 Carosue and BF!!!
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da da da da DA – Kik
da da da da DA – Kik!!
Carosue and BF desserts da best show in tawn…
Conga Ratz!
**perks up eers**
Did sumwun say dessert?
Wut kinda dessert? Choklit? Cayk? Choklit cayk?
yez. Yu can has choklit cayk!
Woo-hoo!
**grabs choklit cayk**
**dives in fase-nawt-sekkund**
**Chompchompchomp**
ooh dat remyns meh! ai has tu go pik up an icee-kreem mayker frum mai frenz howse! yay! wen ai kum bak ai kin mayk choklit iceey-kreems fur ebberywun!
choklit iceey-kreems?!?! i can has one? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez? kthx
in, um….a ..WAFFLE cone???
*shuffulls hoofies shylee*
iz bak! adn heer yu goes kafleen- choklitee iceyy kreems inna wafflol kone!
woooohooo!!!
*snarf*
tanks!!!!
ruff parti las nite kitteh?
At leest himz nawt warin a lampshayde lyk SUM kittehs wii kno….
ai kin awnissly sez ai hab nebber puttid a lampshayde awn mai hed butt (!) ai did bump intu wun uv dose standin up fanz adn a-paw-low-gyz tu it in frunt uv EBERYWUN.
I almoast had wun of dem fawl awn my hed!
It wuz awn tawp of a fylin cabinit at werk an I wuz hissed awf, so I slammed teh fyle drawur clozed, an it jossloled teh fan…
dat wud hab bin a nawt sew grayt day at wurk aifinkso. mebbeh yu kudda jus sez teh fan falled daon adn bonked yoor hed adn plztugohoamnaokthxbai!
*snurt*
Butt (!) witch haf?
Nawt dis end!! Dis iz teh end dat mayks stinkees.
Butt (!) teh nuther end mayks teh harblz!!
DIS end HAS teh harblz!
Ha Ha Ha !!!
U winz 1 internets pointz.
Dis iz teh end dat mayks stinkees.
*larrffs too self*
Kitteh bii spoiled, but nawt put in da trash pleez.
Nawt spoyled, jes “well taykin caer ov”!
yase. no kittehs in trash pleez.
pore kitteh….
yeah.
kitteh nawt goe bad..
…
…
o wayt.. sumtyme teh act teh bad. butt (!) kitteh-self NAWT bad!
**Red comez in, cuvverd in dust an sneezin**
A-CHOOOOO!!!
I akshulee WUZ unner teh bed – in teh gest room!
I hadda get sum stuff owt frum unner teh bed an slyded unner it lyk a mekanik slydes unner a kar. Fank CC foar hardwud floars!
Oh, yu bii gud! Iffin I tryed tu slyde unner a bed Ifinkso I wuld git wedged an Oh CC, wuld bii bad!
Wayle, dis bed iz wun of teh tall wunz, so I fitted beddur.
oh, gurl, u noe it. I wud SO git wedged.
“hadda get sum stuff owt…”
..
uh huh.
**luuks innosint**
Whut? U nawt beleevin me?
*whisslez wile luukin at teh ceelin*
WHY in teh whirled iz eberywun luukin at teh ceelin tonite?!?!?!?
**luuks up, butt nawt seez ennyfing speshul**
mebbe wii doan wanna cee wut’s unner teh bed!
Oar WHO?
*whisslols sum moar…*
ooh! ooh! whos unnur teh bed????
*shrugs shoulders* I nawt wanna luk up, just remynds mii da ceilin needs repayntin.
*snerks*
Ohai, Dan!
I leeved u sum fud awn teh prevyus lol.
*wipes crumbs and bit of bacon outta ridiculus chin-wig*
what fud? I see no fud? wazzit stealth-fud?
*smothered belch*
.
‘scuse meh.
**Offurs Dan a damp cloth**
U mite wanna uze dis….u gots sum schmutz…
dat tael luks lik eet bii givin teh burd tu teh whurld
ol’ wun eye sez ‘ur numbur wun!’
**snikkurs at teh fraze “ol wun eye”**
*has neva hurd teh fraze ‘ol won eey’….nawt so suer ai wanned tu bii lernen…*
ROFLMAO “Ol un eye”! Pleez kan I use dat in RL, oh I kan’t wait!
Better haz a careful abowt frowing taht fraze arownd. Haz some possibly unintended meaninz. (e.g. ref Firesign Theatre, “Waiting for the Electrician”, the scene at the docks…)
*stares appreciatively at grammatical use of e.g.*
Wii say Lucy haz an O-hio license plate!
Hur haz red an bloo strypes awn hur butt?
Funnee, I nawt remembur seein dat….
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yu funni red!
Hay, u nawt BELEEV teh outta stayt platez I has seen latelee….Arizona, Texas, North Carolina, Florida…
….an heer I am, tryin to get OWT of KY!
Yep, I haz dat feelin tu. Wii gibbed up awn a bakashun, kidlett goin bak tu skool soon an sister bisiting an no wun kuld agree awn ennifing.
Plus Chikken man gonna have tu have surgery fur hymes hernia in hymes stomach Ifinkso.
I mite can has bakayshun agin soon.
My dad had surjuree foar hernia. Tell Chikkin Man to aboid sneezin ifn at awl possiblol!
OH MY CC!!!!! I am gonna beat my sister tu wat ebber painfull state I kan!!!! Shii towld da kidletts, boi, neice, and nephew dat if I wuld dribe tu my parents howse now, at 9p.m. an go wif dem tu da fair, they wuld go. Shii nows I’m nawt gonna dew that, so it iz now my fault in da kids eyes that they aren’t going tu the fair. Ifinkso there iz steem koming owt uf my ears!!!!!!!
U want sum halp?
The more the merrier rite now, but I git nawt sekkund swing! Kan yu believe my boi iz now mad at mii bekaus uf this? They aktually believed her. Shii ain’t goin no where. AARRRRRGGHHH! Sorri, just needed tu vent. An now I’m sitti heer in tears kaus uf her bull sh**!
{{{3km}}}
**getz can openur owt**
**getz can ow wup-arse owt**
Wanna do teh onners?
3km – whut if u deed dis? call herseff awn her trix? tellz hur yule breeng de kidlets an hang owt at mahm’s howse til shee breengs em bak tu u…bee sure tu tellz hur how mush yu presheeate hur genurahsitee en payen dere wai tu!
Fank yu red. Boi sayed I needed tu kawl her, iffin I dew, wii nawt will speek fur da rest uf da trip, iffin ebber again. I gonna kawlm down an “speak” wif her tumorrow. Ebbertyme shii comes tu visit this happens. An now I am obber my rant, pleez bak tu owr regularly skeduled silliness.
Aifink u nedes tu hav a werd wif ur sistur abawt maiking promisus awn behaf ov sumwon else wifawt tere purrmisshun.
Fanks guys! Awl da kidletts are at mahm an daddikats howse wif her. Dey lib bout 20 miles frum mii an da fair iz probably anudder 15 miles frum dere. In town so traffik bii wundermous. Let’s nawt ebben mention da thunder an rain showers wii ben habben awl nite. Shii did this awn porpois. Mii an her gonna hab a speakin, nawt tunite howebber, I still tu mad. {{{Cheezfriends}}} Yu guys bii da bestest. Thank you all!!!!
awn porpois?!?! hao did hurs get a porpois? iz dat eeben legul? iz nawt sayf tu habbin a porpois owta waddurs, adn why hurs doin stuff awn it? iz reportin dis tu teh itty bitty troll comittee dis instant!
{{{{3kittymomma}}}} taht wuznt nise ob her at all. (mebbee shuld privately tell boi sumtmime iznt gud idea to beleeve auntie’s offers wen her haznt aksded yoo furst.) wish i culd sharing my sister wif yoo, herz teh best, her haz 6 kids an iz always willing to take care ob evreewun else’s kids too. all sisters shuld being liek her.
My cheezfriends ROCK!! Mii an sister usta bii bestest friends, howebber things haz changed since I mobbed up heer an her an fiance maded really gud munnies fur awhyle, nawt so much now, but shii gettid REALLY bossy durin dat tyme an that bii her. Mii an her gonna haz a “discussion” tumarrow. thnx fur awl da support!
eff u doan mynd sum …. uhhhh … errrr …. udder “seesters”, u kin hab a playce sorta ur own in sertin pahrts uv diz stayt….
Wut stayt u in?
konfuzzlemint
alsew noen as yewtah
No fankyoo.
I nawt lyk to shaer ENNYFING!
hay, ai offureded….
Yewtah, hmm. *duz mileage kalculashun frum Florida* Yep, ifinkso dat wuld wurk. Kan I come pleez?
teh burd iz teh whurd
Akshulee iz TWO werdz…
Yu bet yur lif…
Bebee basecment kitteh gos dumpster diving. HALP!
We can rebuild him………better……faster…..stronger….
Elebenty-millyun dollar kitteh?
And taht’s jest teh v-e-t bill!
Dat’s teh wun fing I nawt miss!
I spented the furst half ob de nyte dwinkin Tekeeya. I spented the sekund half selling Buicks!
wun tokillya
two tokillya
three tokillya
floor
yewd tink dat de blewjeen person standin der cood at leest hold back my whiskers while I hurl.
backsplash, has made cowards of better men than I.
Speshulee wen teh “reseptiklol” iz shallow…
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.
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lyk teh kitschin sink, foar examplol…
sowns liek teh voys ub xpeeree-ince. Eewww.
**blushy fayse**
Um….yes it iz.
Yeerz ago, mynd yoo.
den ai woan’t menshun teh niet wif teh sowvern comfert…oops. just did.
Bad boiz, bad boiz
Watcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do
Wen Red comez foar u?
Ifinkso dey awl cost dat much ober da yearz.
Um, sorri, dis bii inda rong spot.
Wayle, dat iz weerd.
Teh parental yoonits iz downstares an BOFE iz cubbered up wif a blankee – mahm awn teh cowch an dad in teh chayre.
Me, I’m upstayres an noware neer cold! Finkin abowt openin teh windo, akshulee.
Hum, dat iz abit odd, iz nawt cowld owtsyde izzit? *goes tu check*
Mebbe dey iz cold bludid an I’m jes dat hawt?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
hawt bluddid! chek it adn sea! ai gawts a feeber uv elebenty adn free!
Becuz U kno I’m so hawt!
I wanna get choo aloan
So hawt
I wanna get u…..
Um, nebber mynd.
hawt patootie, bless mai sohl!
ai lurvs dat rok adn rohl!
Sum lyk it hawt
An sum swet wen teh heet iz awn…
EDDIE!!!!!
MEATLOAF!!!
it’s what’s for dinner.
.
want another slice?
why yesh, ai wud lub sum! fankies!
**holds owt playt fur anudder sliyce uv meetlof, adn mebbeh sum garliky mash tayturs tu? adn sum nommy brussels sprowts?**
Janet got it.
Brad got it.
Dr. Scott got it.
Columbia got it.
.
Rocky didn’t get it. nor did tha sugar-cooker, CC81
Masta!
Dinnur uz pre-payrd!
hay! ai gots it! reed below! don judge meh cuz ai lieks eddie/meatloaf meetlof! altho it be a lil dry…
oh, ya sugar-cooker, I was puttin’ ya at table wivva others.
(what I was tryin’ to do annywaise)
Be nyse, Dan.
I finkso teh 81 be wen hur wuz bornded.
**suddenlee feelz relee owld**
oh…well…fankies fur teh menshun! but wai yu gotta put meh wif Rocky? wut yu tryin tu sez? Hmm?
yesh ai wuz borndid in 81, but ai wuz rayzdid awn awl teh gud stuffs! mai mahm yoosed tu put meh tu sleeps wif pink floyd (piper at teh gayts uv dawn akshully) shur, shur ai noes ai kinnawt reely get it cuz ai nawt der, but hab seen taht moobie menny tiems, adn ai lurvs it!
CC 81, I thought that mebbe you’d *ahem* appreciate *ahem* Rocky circa-RHPS.
**suddunlee feels reelee smawl agin…liek awl teh grown up iz lookin daon on hur**
iz a beeg gurl nao!
I sowwy ifn I maded yoo feel dat way!
Iz nawt awn purrpussniss!
hims nawt bad lukkin…jus nawt mai typ. ai nawt intu tan adn blondified.
**tries reely hard tu powt…krossis arms…stomps hur feet…gigglols** tis otay red. butt (!) in mai deefens, iz 28 wich nawt be TAHT yung…um…rite?
CC81, yu iz nawt small! Howebber yu mayke mii feelz owld an dekreped wif yu 81 burf year.
Meetlofe? Is taht y kitteh is inna trash, luuking fur meetlofe? Did Eddie maiks it?
akshully…eddie IZ teh meetlof.
at the midnight………dubble feature…….picture show.
dammit Janet!
Oh baybee duz yu du moar dan dansdansdans?
dat reply gawt lawsted!
Depenz awn teh okayshun.
*gigglols*
Kitteh needs snorgles by freshness date
Hay…dis baysmint kitteh be an otti…optik…hims seez teh trashes as bein haf full. Leest hims fot so til hims tryed tu get in!
Sokay kitteh, ai wils resque u! Nao, ware did ai puts teh kitteh-katchur fingee? Aifink cans use awlsoe as scupe.
Nawt undur teh bed, ai hoep! Ai’m nawt wanting tu find awt whut else mite be tehre!
Hay!
I rezemblol dat remark.
dumpster divin’……..kitteh style!!
Kitteh can has style, eben inna dumpstur?
kitteh AWLWAIS habbin style!
troo, lookit the perfickt angle offa tayle, the splayed toses deployed for stability/traction. I guess style is how one makes it.
why not? I’ve been told I have style………one all my own, but a style nevertheless.
fashuns come an go, but style iz foreber. (ifinkso sumwun sed taht, dont fink i made taht up)
**Iz berry glad dat nowun can see hur at teh lappytawp**
Oh, I haz a happee dat I nawt telled y’all abowt.
Teh mowse popyoolayshun haz been redoosed by wun!
Liddlol varmint dat woked me up at 4 inna moarnin iz no moar.
Mmmm, yummy!
Alas, pore Yormowse, ai new him wel! (Moer wel tahn ai wantud tu!)
I tolded owr Maus dat ifn him wuz relatib, I wanted to be teh nawt-sekkund to offur my condolensis, cuz him nawt gonna be attendin teh famlee reyoonyun dis yeer.
Ah luvs da liddle whyt toes all spreds owt!!! An that surprized lookin kitteh tayl! Musta fownd sumthin innerestin!! My kittehs hav a happy for twist-ties.
I forgot also: nuffin lyk da norf- bownd end of a a sowf-bownd kitteh for cachin yur eye. THAT eye don’t blink!
Yoohoo! any 1 out der? 2 late?
I’m nawt heer.
U nawt can see me.
Tu laet fur whut? Tu bee teh sillee wif us? Nawt at awl!
Nite cheezfrends!! Thnx fur awl da support tunite. I hasta go an plan my revenge, oh, umm, I meen well watebber, wii awl now dats wat I gonna dew. Ebberwun hazza wunnerful nite! Sii yu tumarrow, hopefully.
‘Nite, 3km.
Lettuce kno how it goez.
I juss cot back frum shopping,pleh. Hazza tireed n frustrated. ((:
Oh, I feel foar u. I HATE shoppin!
Hadda run in2 Wally Whirled erlyu. Pleh.
Shopping is the worst especially on Caturday. But the lidder box coud NAWT wait 1 more day. Tooncy haz been dancin wiff crossed legs.
Oh noes! Nawt teh wii-wii danse!
better the cat dancin’ that finding an “alternate” location of alleviating internal hydraulic pressures. Like, say yer laundry, or bedding, or shoes for some not random examples.
All 3, Dan?
Dang….
My gurl is much 2 digamified to do n e of dat> humpf!
My Josie wuz too.
Teh nawt-sekkund tyem hur nawt wated foar me to finish skoopin teh bocks an peed awn teh floor insted, I knowed sumfin wuz rong.
A day oar two laytur, hur wuz dyagnozed wif diabetes.
I’ve known some vengful kittehs. to say nothing about the former girlfriends cat who would poop on the bed after I’d stayed the night.
Sumbodee hadda jellus!
but, was this after you was out of the bed, or while u was still in t?
varreh important distinction!
AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
**goez to luuk foar hammur, baseball bat, oar sumfin of dat sort**
Why for you bii luukin foar teh blunt instrewmints? Did teh mousie came bakk agin?
No, wii has been havin myld/moderit stormz awn evenin an teh stoopy sattlolyte dish keepz loozin it’s signlol!
Tyem foar sum percussiv maintenanse.
**lissens foar a minnit**
I finso I heer hail! Im gonna be rayzin sum soon ifn it nawt stops lozin teh signlol!
Good luckz! Doan be climbin on teh roof if its litenininininin tho. Could spoyle yur entyre evenin, aifinkso.
Eh, who knoez, I mite get a noo hare-do outta teh deel.
Plz donowt b bashin da tv. Ders noffin on tonite ene way.
Fifty-seben channlols an nuffin awn…
Linkee
Catuday Nire Rerun?
400elebenty channnls & nuffin on…..
Yoo gots nuffin on? Can i see?
Unlessn yr not a boi…
Frenz, teh storm seemz to be gettin werse, so I finkso I’m gonna go ahed an say “gud nite”.
So, eberywun has a gud nite/day/wutebber!
See y’all laytur.
Nightie nite!
Nite Nite!!
Ai bedder cawl it a nite tu, gotta go tu werk tumorra brite an urly.
oh, kitteh! u r so adorable!!!!!!!
*splort*
OMCC!!!!
i jus saw yu wuz daon! onoes! otay…otay…plz tu nawt pannik..ai kin du dis…um…
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep kafleenthedonkeys braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (sparklee paw-megrannit joos)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols adn choklit iceey-kreems inna wafflol kone. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot furr awile, kthxbai!
Smoove job tehre, CC81! Adn yu got done a minnit befoar ai did tuu! Strong workz! Nao we got Kafleen doublereskewed!
Eggsalad teemwirks aifinkso! **hy fibes Lungdoc!**
*woozie*
i luvvs u……………..
*faynts*
*CC81 adn lunarmommy adn Lungdoc all picks up Kafleen adn helps her to lie down comfy on teh swoonin cowch*
ohai donkey! nise to see yoo *hugz an schmooz* just chekkin in before i callz it a night.
*rayzes hed*
*shmooz lunarmommy*
**flops back down**
Hewp! Hewp! Kafleen has splorted adn I not did a reskew bafore!
*Thinks. Perspires. Gathers courage.*
Hokay! I kin doo ot!
*rushes ober tu Kafleen adn exclames “ohai! omy!*
*Sweepy sweepy sweepy up da bwaynes intoo a big pyle.*
*Scoopy up bwanes adn packy pat packy pat packy pat into bwanium cabbitee. (berry cairfolly)*
*Clebberly replases bwainybones bak too wair dey fit best.*
*pools CHRG outta furst ade poket, takes a minnit to dwaw sum pwetti violets adn buttahflehs onnit*
*Puts CHRG(WDOI) onna hed wifaqwikness adn sakures it wif perpl dukkytaep (coler goes wit violets.)*
*Gibs Kafleen a big floofie bwankit adn a stuffited toucan adn sum lukewrm chawklit (sowwy) adn leads her ober too da comfycowch 2 hab a liedaown.*
Hokay, Kafleen, pwees do nawt lookie at da kyootnesses dis laet at niet ennymoar! I jusabaowt hadda hartatak!
Ar yoo OK?
Oh wows! Treble reskew! Moar peeps awake tahn ai thought tonite!
OBTW, ai forgots to sai: Good work, elainet! Exelent fyne nawt sekond splort recuberee!!
yu shud hab seen mai nawt sekkund splort reskew…ai furrgawt awl kines uv fings adn ai put teh CHRG awn befoar teh braynbonez. it be eben moar messy den teh splort itself!
Tankeeyoo, Lungdoc!
*Blushes*
yu did a grayt jawb elainet! bai teh wai- we has nawt met befoar…is yu noo? iz nawt bin heer berry lawng, sew ders lawts uv peeps ai still nawt met yet. **esstens floofeh paw uv frenship wif choklit iceey kreems adn sprinklols**
Tankyooberrimush, CC81! I wuz nerbus. Cud yoo tell? Were yoo nerbus too? I tink da treeuvus didd a berry fien job!
Im nawt a noob, butt (!) I onlies bin heer bout a mumf. I lubbit heer!
*assepts de fwenship gibt uv iceecreems wif sprinklols grapefully.*
Tankee yoo!
Yoor welkum! adn awn taht note…iz past mai beddy tiem… fife-tirty kums rownd way tu erlee. Pleh. Hab a gud nite awl! {{{{{layt nite cheezpeeps}}}}}
Goodnite!
o noes!~ I wuz so obburmawhelmeded I toadully missed ur moast wunnurmuss rescue ub mee!!
I has a shame! *donkey clops hoof to head and sways backward dramatically*
wait, is dat my chokklit?
an a stuffed toucan? awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
stuffed toucan? ai had wun wen ai wuz a kidlet!! seriuslee!! he wuz frum wut cereal, Froot Loops? ai had him fer a lllooonnngggg tyme!!
i finkso, yeah! I lub toucans!
(speshully toucans ub cherry pie filling, toucans ub frosting, toucans ub anchovees…..)
now that is one nasty cake recipe.
not if you’re a donkey.
or u can gib teh anchovies to teh cat to distract him while you snarf teh frosting an teh pie filling…
oooooo, thatsa one verrah cunning donkey
Wunce Ai akksidently caughted part uv hawse on fyre. Stuud there saying “whada Ai du noa? Whadda Ai du now?” ober and ober. Den figgured it awt. Got fyrez all awt fanks CC!!!
Mai gudness, Kafleen!! fur such a liddlol splort u shur gotted plenty uv halpz!!
*Schmoooz deh donkee between deh eerz!*
U lukz awl kumfee now wif awl deh blankeez and chokklitz. If u needz ennee fing elz just holler.
i diddun reelize i wuzz gettin so much attenshuns! i musst hab been verry tired lass nite…..
{{{{{cween}}}}}
O noes! Kafleen haz been down a whiles!
DingdingdingAoogah! Here comes secondstring substitute CCC!
*Sweeps up spilt brainz wifakwikness*
*Rinses wif cool salien solushum*
*Puts brainz bak in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts top bak awn gentlee adn securez in place wif ducktaip*
*Coverz wif new CHRG(wdoi)*
*Gives kafleen a nies chonklit opossum tu nibblol upon*
*Covers teh donkee up to chin wif warm blankee*
Juss rest now a whilez. How you be today when yu nawt splorted, Kafleen?? Havin a good Caturday?
Oh, mah goodness!!!!!!
wutt attenshuns!!!!!
I has too giltilee admit I wuzz a bit awakenned by teh last attempt……
yet….
I finkso Ineeded juss a littttttttul bit moar attenshun!
*hee hee*
******nibbulls on teh chonklitt oppossum!*****
*raises up happily*
********faynts frum teh happy ub all the cheezfrens attenshuns******
Sweet penitbutrnjallysamiches! Kafleenthedonkey was reskyood TREE TIMES! Dat otta hold her!!!
Oopsy! Wair did ai put taht miniachure faynt-recuberee Foar Clift? Needz to get Kafleen off this kold marbel floar…adn back onto teh swoonin cowch…**oof**…there ya goez…all be okeh now aifinkso?
**Has a hopeful**
Thnx Lung Doc…I’m so glad uer hear..I botched a splort recobery a few days ago My layers say I cannot talk about it. (I err I meeen wee fergot to put the braynes back in. I’m new… twaz not may fault…………………………entirely.!!
Dinna fash yersel, pjp. Teh splort recubberies are pritty free-form arownd heer. Willingness counts for moar tahn little detailz like leevin branez owt, aifinkso!
Thanx, Lung doc, an Kaflleen shud b thanxin me 2 for not getin inbolbved.
yase, i cannutt afford too bee losing enny moar brayne cells…
Well, guise, Ifinkso i gotta gotosleap nao. I ham eggs house ted form alla da eggsyteement. I will pwolly hab nitemairs bout splorts adn rescews adn bwanes adn hedboans adn alladatstuf. I tink i taek mi own floofybwankee adn a cuppa (lukewarm) hot chawklit 2 bedd wif me.
Habba nise nite eberybubbee!!!
Goodnite elainet (and everybody)!
“Life’s a pudding full of plums…Wherefore waste our elocution
On impossible solution?
Life’s a pleasant institution,
Let us take it as it comes!”
(Ai be lissenin to too much Gilbert adn Sullivan tonite aifinkso…)
*sigh* i awlwayz gitz heer wen ebbreewun iz leeving.
G’nite, Lungdoc!
Ohai Cween! Ai certainly can’t wander off wifout saying hello. Did you have a quiet nite at teh work?
Yes, wuz berry kwiet. sold lotz uv shower tokenz adn sum ice. datz abowt it.
Wellp, Ai’m going to say goodnite again. Have a pleasant morning!
Fangs gudness. Awn my skreen, luuks liek bukket uv wadder.
Glad to heer kitteh iz nawt en danjer uv draownin.
PS Qween! Dat iz wun nyse cheezpeeps map U had maded!! Fanks!
lol, i wanna tras kitteh >.>
Goo nite sweetarts is time to go…dodododododo?
♫ deedoodleyDOO ♫ Ai hatez tu leeve ya but ai rilly muss sai…goo nite, swee dart, goo nite…♫ *Goez off wif happy earworm*
*skuttles over tu bin, rubbingz paws gleefully*
Oeh, yesh! Dis iz jus teh parts ai b needing tu cumpleet mah Franken-Kitteh!
*kraizee laf*
Muahahahahahahahaha!!!
*rummages arownd in bin*
*slinks awf wif suspishus-luukin bag*
Why kitteh in bin? Did kitteh want suspishus-luukin bag tu?
Bez shurr to brinin bakk teh Franken-Kitteh. Jus for lookz, do!!
Ha ha ha Smudgie’s human want to get smaller food trays coz we don’t eat last little bit. We say it for Mr Manners. See blog for full storee. Human want to economiz. Not with owr food you doznt!
The Adorable Smudgie
xxx
Gotz to admit, first thing I thought when I saw the pic:
“wher is that dam retainer?!?! Momz gonna KILL me!”