Cat Plate Warmer Leaves Funny Taste
u gonna putz sumfin on mah plate?
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An floof!
Was it dis floof?
Ai seed dat teh nawt sekund tiem it wuz ayred!
Ai wus kept awayk bai mai older siblings an perrunts laffing at it, furst tym rownd – saym wiv Monty Python – butt(!) Ai wus too lidl to stai oop an see it, had to wayt fur teh repeets
an flat fud.
conga rats, annipuss adn carosue!
Thx catena!
kat….eetz wotz fur dinna.
nauw fede mii!
Kat hairz ‘Condiment’ in dis howz.
nom nom nom
And xtree fibur tu.
*zooms in*
Ohai! Pics uv Silver Cuddle Puddle in blog!
If ennywun wants tu use enny wif capshuns tu make own lols, lemme gno an ai will gib yu non-capshuned bershun.
Gotta go! Start wurk playsemint at Humayn Sosietee tumorro, gotta haz cleen scrubs an fings!
Um, clikkee blu naem fur teh blog… ai gots tu updaet that, it sez Eva an Cory’s blog sted uv Foster Kittens’ blog, but taht be teh wun.
Oh — Angel be duing wunnerful, her back tu normul eksept cannawt haz cruncheefuds fur annuver week an her nawt happeh bowt that. Fankees fur awl teh beems!!!
Um… kthxbai!
*zooms out*
Hoep awl goez well wiv teh werk plaesmint!
Fanx, Anni! {{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Aifinkso will be 1) fassinating, 2) edumakayshunal, an 3) sumtiems berry hard.
Ahhhhhh! Zephyr too kewt! Splose!
You ok D.R.? Should I getchu some halp?
gud luk p-k!! i bet yoo will being most eggsellent vet tekk evar, yoo iz smart an kind an lubs teh aminlols, yoo will doing gud at yor wurk placement an will finding teh emploimints wif no trubble at all, ifinkso!
Cat Plate Warmer – Leaves Furry Taste !
NO CATS ON DA TABLE! (Special dispenstaion durin funnerstorms tho).
I dint noez dat funnerstormz dispensifyz catz on tablolz.
*searchez sky fur funnerstorm klowdz*
Toonces Doppler the Beautmus sez so. Looks jus like dis kitteh. Her middle name is Doppler cuz she can predict storms…Last name beautimus is 4 abviose reasons.
*pouts* wii hadda thunnerstromz lastee nite an I dinnit getz no kitteh onna mii tabolz … dooze ya hafta orderz dem???
Mebee de kittehs b hidin in da cabnits sittin on yer dishes……
Onlee coms wehn it be rainin cats n dogs, sillee.
iz bigg tunderstrms hurz rit nowz, iz gad fur laptopz an y-fi… me unpugz dem tu b saf!!
Wat if kitteh lands on laptop?
*iz wisperin*….Ai no haz kittehz… de ober de bridge fur whil nowz…de no alonz eider, ai gotz loz o furbabiez waitin fur me der…I haz goggie furbaby herez wif me now an hez milleniumum babiez he turnin 9 dis ear…nuw huzban no liked de kitteh furz so wez haz no kitteh jus goggie… fur now
Kitteh!! Iffen yew duzzen want the salad korse jest say so, yew nawt hafta git dramatical and cover yer plate.
Kitteh saiz no lik leefy zaladz ony lik teh meetzy nomz peaz
Mah fud is exstra warm all of a sudden…
And egg straw furry!
u lost yur apatight? more nom nom for kitteh!
Awww… he’s just taking his seat at the table (um, err… ON the table)!
Hey — I just keepin da bugglies offa yer fuds!! I sawed a beeg fly triin ta land onna yer plate.
ai iz alsew kiipin teh meets awf ur playt, u noe teh meets r nawt sew gud foar teh hoomans. Ai iz kiipin u sayfe!
u nawt dat fussed…5 secund rule an awl dat….whassa diffence iffen it lands awn floor or landz awn me?
yoo kno tehy did a study ob teh 5-sekkund rool, an fownd it culd akshully be teh 30-sekkund rool!! (takes taht long for teh germs to clime on)
wow? rly? ai is gonna member dat!
ma unkle sai yu eatz pound uf dertz bfor yu diez.. sew iz algudz me finks
Hmmm. Ai haz a skeptiklol abowt taht. Seemz lyke it would depenz on how stickee teh stuffs was taht yu dropped, adn wot kinda germz teh surface has. Ai’m sure Ai could eet offa teh floorz at you cheezladies’ houses adn stay helfee; but Ai wouldn’t wanna eet stuff taht bounced offa teh hospital floorz, even rite after teh bufferz went by, nope nope nope. Yutch. Nawt dirtee, just colonized wiff hospital-type germz. More fuglee tahn home sort. :yuck:
if yew want rilly exotic germs, the horspital is the best place to fyndem
Troo dat. Sad but troo.
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Ohai judson! How are yu todai?
nawt too bad fer a midlol aged oberwayte whyte guy. Hadd werk inn yard inna heat and humid. Yew may be used to heat but in Connect the dots we don’t git a lotta hot. Suxxors!
Ai heerz ya, bro. Aidunno whyizzit, but us grownupz doan take teh heet so well lyke when wii waz kidlets, aifinknawt. Rown here teh outsyde works need to wait til sundowns, if nawt a emergensee. Nawt want teh heet-stroak. Nope nope.
Wii haz an X ite mint hear n Lucy Anna. Onlii 2 digits n teh tempachoors awl weekweekweek!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hellnz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an if yoo want to haz yor name on teh burfday list, frend me (clikkie on my blooness) an make shur yor profile shows yor burfday, or e-meow me at burfdayfairy (at) gmail (dot) com. or yoo kan frend my sekrit identiy, but i’m not telling hoo taht iz!! anyway, today i haz bringed tasty fudjy cakes, fluffly anjul food caeks wif fressh froot an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, shiny party hats in many styles, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! teh wooden ballz are paynted to luk liek trol heds, an wen yoo wak tehm wif teh crokay mallets tehy say funny trolly fings!! an ob corse goodie bags, filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbow trayls wen tehy fly, neon-colured jumpy ropes taht make yoo nebber evar miss, kandee, an colur-it-yorself blakk velvit kitteh posters wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy Birfday Hellnz!
K’mon Kafleen! Lets playing krow kay!
*Whakz a krokay bawl.
“Wai u stoopee peepz b tawking like dis??”
I fawt a crow kay bawl woz sumfing a crow dansdansdans’ed at.
Oh noes, I fought a croket bawl wuz usually fish based and cubbered wiif a bechamel wiff chompped hard boilt egges.
No, no, no. Croket bawl is teh wail u make when u get whacked in teh shins.
*wack!*
**whargarbl….this place is stupid stupid stupid! That’s why I keep hanging out here……whargarbl**
Your turn.
Ohai, kafleen! Mynd if ai joyn in?
*ayms at kafleenz bawl*
*whakk!* … … … … o krak! .. .. .. .. . . . o
Teh prollem will ownly get wurs iffn u krak! Reply tu me!
Ohai, cween!
*tayks a green cayr-troll bawl frum teh rakk*
*whakk!* … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . o
Dis is danjrus tu ur kitteh! Kud get forkifyd by hungreh chillins!
*ayms at cweenmj’s insult-troll bawl*
*whakk!* … … … … o krak! .. .. .. .. . . . o
You don need tu be krak! stoopee stoopee peepls!
*donkey moans regretfully*
Oh, I noe, I noe…..
butt it’s soooo hard not to hoof a nasty troll……
Lessee, today we havin sanwiches, an pankakes, an krepes, an steks…whut else is gud flat food?
Lets have some hopes and prayers too!! Something is happening with my boy and we are not sure what. It is either good or very bad ….
**Sending hopes and prayers wifakwiklee**
{{{{{{{E_M adn son}}}}}}}
*Setz vibrashun level tu EggStreamLee Gud
Sending a bazillyun gud vibrashunz tu Matt!!
Neber under estimate deh power uv CHEEZpeepz!
*hopes an prayrs an beems to matt*
I srry.
I ses a prayer furr him.
High intensity helf beemos zappin frew the ether to my mayn man Matt!! Git better!! Git up!! Go out!! Charge aroun lyke a jerk!! Yer gonna lib ferebber so dis is the best time fer being young (when yer young).
Awl gud hopes an prayers for u an yur boi
{{{{{{{{{Elsa Mama adn Matt}}}}}}}}}}}
Hopes an prayers and beams uf lite tu you an your Matt! {{{{{E_M and Matt}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama an Matt}}}}}}}}}}
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Menny hopes an prayrs fur yu bofe.
Try Navajo Fry Bread (very nommy wif hunny onnit)–kinda like a sopapilla but wider– nom nom nom!!1!
Flat Fuds!
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Applol thin slyces
Bred by Petur
Cakes (Pan)
Donuts aftur being dunked by a wayt lifter
E…
Eggplantz, fryed
Flapjaks
Gouda, slycid
H…
Heaps ub taterz – squished flat an fried
Icey coobez
Jello — smooshed
K…
Krisps, potato (TTI name for our potato chipz, yes?)
Lettuce leafs
Mozzarella cheez, spread out on teh peetza
N…
Navajo fry bred (see abov)
Onion slycez
Pizza pizza pizza!
Quite a thin slice of avocado
R…
Reeeeeeely thin kukumba sammiches wiv teh krusts cut off
Squished sqwarberrees
Teenytiny wafer-thin melber towst
U…
Nanas, sliced thin
O…
Raviolis wiff butter and poopy seeds
Straciatella
Tater chips (crisps)
U …
Unsalted-top crackerz
Very flat crepes
Wafer-thin mint (come now, it’s just wafer-thin…)
X…
Unyunz, sliced thin
Verry small fish stikz
Waddermellonz wifowt deh wadder
X…
Xtreemly crisp cinnamom toastz
Yet another pizza or two
Zabaglione! (Thin slicez of?)
Okeh, okeh, so you can’t slice zabaglione thin. Gimme a break.
Zucchini! (Sliced thin adn breaded with cornmealz adn fried crunchy, nom nom nom)
Xtra peace ob choco cake yogurtz smooothies zucciini bread.. … noms
Let me show you my superior typing & computer skills!
sum1 iz hazing kat 4 dinr?
no eatz kittah’z raw siwy, de kooks dem furzt… no me doe…bleah… me no eatz kittahs evr
*ung — yuck* Tottaaly off topix — mii Jazzeh puppeh had sardines furr luch and naw hee wantz ta sitz onna mii lap and breeve on mii …. *holdz noze an dumpz da puppeh onna d floor* Sowwii Jazzeh – butt yous tinkie!
Strypee Ornjj Kitteh
habbeengz sitz~daown styke. Wawntz meet
4 Nomz…. Nawtz sallid!
Crunchee leebz andz bredd
mayz wurkz 4 Hewminz. Nawtz 4
strypee preditturr
Kitteh willz ignoarz
crunchee leebz untillz hurz getz
Nommee Cheezburgr!
Jack.
*clappity clappity* Dat wuz berry gud. Ai lykes wen u duz teh ohaikooz. Iz berry eggsyting.
*waives hand inna ayre* O Waytriss? Ai ordered teh bloo-plait speshul, NAWT teh crankee-luukin-furrie-plait sheshul!
nod if ur name is alf an you frum da plan net melmac!
Free servis “fur” ur gests!!1!
Mawm! Derz hares in mai fud an aye iz nawt eetin rabbit!
taste is funny “strange”
not funny “haha”
somzing taste kina funki….