Wen U brite az meh, U gots tu ware shade.
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Hi amburz!! eggsalad commint!!
Mennee lolz an congrachewlaces 2!
ohai Gibbocat
Grate too see yoo heer .
hai tidmumz!! fangs 4 teh greetingz.
How yoo is?
We haz missded yoo lots!
Got enny gnu stuff for teh Ty boot eek?
gnuz am een shawt suppleye rite tihs momint. but tehr am awlwaiz noo stuffz kumming frum mr last.
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eye wunnerz – iffen yew pullz teh tayul… duz teh lite gowowt???
No, but urs mite!
“If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.” –M. Twain.
aka ‘claw-mark’ twain!!
Dat Twain feller wuz purdy brite himseff.
woodunt noe.. eye nebbur metz him. witch am nawt surprizin as tehy sai – ‘nebbur teh twain shall meat’!!
Ai dunno – sumtiemez twains meet wiv a narstee cwash.
yur tinkin ov teh noo virjin mottoe: nebbur teh twain shall arryve awn tiem!!
tru dat, twainz not meat, dayz metal.
ummm………..
*contemplates possible meanings for “meat-train” combined with Freudian dream analysis*
oh-oh, oohhh noes……….ummmm……
Iz dat ennyfing lyk meet motur?
biege
taupe
tan
.
.
somefing.
eggshell?
**digz in purse**
**pullz owt sumfin**
Luuk! A can openur!
yoo r tunnellin in2 dark relmz, stagey!!
Yah, deres no tellin ware Dan’s trane of thot will go nexst!
**offurs Dan cheez-an-baykun sammich awn toast**
ewe kneeded a kanowpnur 4 taht??!!
Nawt yooze can openur foar dat!
U opin canz wiffit.
Sillee….
My fyoochur so brite, I gotta ware shadez.
Ohai, Lungdoc!
Howz it goin?
Awl okeh here. Can has a kwiet Caturday. Adn u?
Fings been eberyfing BUTT kwiet latelee.
Went in2 werk foar a liddlol whiel dis moarnin. Pleh.
Now, I’m werkin awn lawndree an has started prisin stuff foar teh beeg yard sael. Hoap I mayks lotsa munnies!
**Sendz wishes for good luck wif yard-sael adn gettin all caught up wif teh workz kwiklee** Have a good weekendz!
Fanks. I need awl teh munee-maykin luk I can gets.
Ai see teh lite
dat am won brite kitteh!!
Hims awl lit up!
Intelligence: Ur doin’ it wrong.
Some kittehs shuddun drink adult beverjes.
Ai fink kitteh needing a skrewdriber 2 go wif dat shaed.
orinj joos 4 teh orinj kitteh (nawt poysin)
Sale! Cat lamps at Lamps Plus.
How menni kittehs duz it tayke tu change a lite bulb?
Wun. Dey hold teh bulb an teh whirled revolbes arown dem!
Purrrrxactly!
hao mennee huminz duz it taek 2 chaynj teh kitteh-bulb??
Donut kno dat wun, butt I did kno a kitteh dat wuz abowt az brite az a burnded owt bulb….
I see u surbibed ur bisit. Did ennywun get beetid up oar thretenid?
Nope, wuz gud. Ifinkso maybii shii mita kawt da drift.
BTW, wen did wii git da owl smileys bak?
I dunno.
Waz on teh 21st of this month, aifinkso.
On the “what happens in vegas…” LOL.
Nun, dey get dere hoominz 2 do it!
♫♫♪♪
Blindid bai the lite!
Crept up a lampshade
like a kitteh who’s nawt sew brite….♫♫♪♪
AACK! Eerwurm!
Nowun evur sings dat song rite eethur.
heheheh!
It was years before i realised what the words of the chorus were.
Yah, iz “rapped up lyk a WAT?”
… revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the nite..
I thot it sed duushuno.
erm….akshulee is
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night az writed an ringinlee rekorded by teh boss, Mr. Springsteen awn teh Greetings From Asbury Park album.
Teh Manfred Mann vershun iz wat u heer awn teh classik rok stashuns but Bruce did it nawt sekkond
Tish iz mai nawt-sekund tiem heering da boss’s vershun. Sew….wai duz ennywun wanna heer Manfred Mann singz it? Da boss did it mutch beddererer, IMHO!
aifinkso tew! wuz nawt a hit fer teh boss, dunno wai it wuz sew poplar fer MM butt ai alwais lyked Bruces oringinal vershun best
Sheesh! Ai just Googloled teh lyrics for that song. No wonderz nowun singz it rite! Silleh thing got moar wordz tahn a Democrat health reform policee! Would make teh singer wish for a nice G. Harrison lyric liek “Ai gotz mai mind set awn yu, …(repeat forever)”
Troo dat!
Ai lieks Weer Dal’s bershun, “dere ar noa wurds tu dis sawng, but itz gunna maek munny….”
“This sawng is juss six words lawng,
this sawng is juss six, words, lawng…”
but but but taht’s seben werds lawng!
Aifinkso taht is part of teh Zen of Weird Al’s Lyrix.
♫
Dis liddlol lite uv mine
Ize gonna leddit shine,
Dis liddlol lite uv mine,
Ize gonna leddit shine,
Leddit shine, leddit shine!!
haytz 2 rayn awn yor parayd, mai cween – but lazt tiem eye lukt – leddidunt shien. ledam kwite dull reelee but am ewesful 4 keipin owt teh radiayshunz!! mebbeh tehn it gloez, buddit duzunt shien! yur majeztee.
Iz raynin kwite hevilee heer rite now.
No paraydz, tho.
*pownsiz on deh Gibbocat*
*boxiz himz eerz*
Datz fur being gone so much!!
*Likz himz forehid*
Datz kuz I likez u so much!!
tank ewe yur majeztee!!
I nebber got thankt fur boxing sumwunz eerz b4.
How b u and ur kittyz dewin?
Cween, wen u finish wif dat bocks, can I has it?
I’m startin to pak my stuff an I gots LOTSA stuff!
juss taek mai eerz owt nawt sekkund. eye mite knead tehm sumtiem..?
Deel, gibbocat.
Bee-sydez, I got enuf stuff to deel wif az it iz. Nawt be needin ennyfing extry.
gud plann. doan wont ewe opnin teh bawx an wundrin ‘wot eye got ear?’ !!
**heddesk**
Owww….
Introdoosin, teh KITTEH LAMP!
It sheds lite…..an fur.
Oh, yesss, I need wun ub doz, I nawt haz enuff kitteh hare heer.
Ai goes owt wif Sunny an/or Inky….depens awn ifn ai wares lite oar dark closes, aifinkso!
Wen u has caliko, it nawt maddurs wat u ware – teh hares is gonna show!
Mine Lucy kat iz beige wif black strips an white chest an feets, so it nawt matter wat I wears, I awlwais showin kitteh hares.
Iz okay tho, I nawt mynd.
Lucy is sweet purty gurl.
Cept wen yu tryin tu clean owt da bak room. Her wanted tu hep mii last week! Lucy nawt happi I taked awai awl her hidey holes. Yu kan aktually walk into a room now! Yu wuld bii impressed
Poor Lucy!
U at leest leeved teh hidey-hole awn teh cowch, rite?
Ob kourse!! Her just skratches at da cushion til wii makes it bak fur her.
Littll oinj kitteh is just da rite shade.
of POYZIN!
**runswifakwikness**
Get back hear you! Weard ya go?
runhiedrunhiedrunhied!!!!
I can see you!
No u cant!
Ifn ai cant see u den U cant see meh! *Bbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbb* So dere!
Who sed dat!!
ai cahn see ur tayletip!
*tweek tweek*
Ohai {{{{KCT}}}}
So, iz dis hao u do teh “Lampshade Hanging”?
Diz izza leglamp ai cud libs wif!
A Krissmiss Story ref, FTW!
izzit frageeeelay?
I luv lamp
speshalee teh stripey pull chayne!
Iz teh floofymus!
LOL! Anchorman ref FTW!
Iz eniting lyk luva lamps – awl bubabalee?
It’s a cat lamp!
Lulz…teh kitteh shud be bwight enuf nut 2 dew that.
How many lolcats does it take to screw in a lite bulb?
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