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OMG, U PUSHED MY FACE IN!!!
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Taht’z nawt fayre
*takez miniminsmum, annipuss adn nightshayde and kitkay bai deh pawz
*tu deh tyzboot eek.
Dey b habbing a speshul on skwishyfaised boblolhedded kittehz tuday!!
Um … yesh plz to teh tyebooteek, but no fankies to teh skwishyfaised boblolhedded kittehz.
*digs toe in dirt*
Ai …. um … ai iz kinda freeked owt by teh skwishyfaised kittehs.
There. Ai sedded it.
*runsawaytohide*
i nose whutcha meen–outsyde in fase naught so grate, akchewally.
(ai feels teh same way ’bout goggies wiff teh puggly noeses, srry)
They dont bite very much
*Peekz in deh hidey hole
Kum owt uv dere!! U duzn’t haz tu liking deh skwishy faised critterz. I not reel fond uv dem eezer. But mai huzbin likez dem.
U kin haz a boblol hedded otter!
We kin find lottsa boblol hedded bebbeh fings to snorgle a teh ty-booteek. We will follo u ur majestikal cween.
Oh, yesh, fankyee, cween! I hasnt had a “naught sekond” in forebber! Glad yoo is hear 2 congrachumalolate us!
U had meh at “otter!”
*comes owt uv hidey hole*
Ai iz shur dat teh skwishy-faised critterz iz sweet & frendly & full uv luvs — ai jus fink dat ai wud ravver haz teh nawt skwished wuns. Ai wud nawt want to hurt a kitteh’s feelings (oar a goggie’s feelings eever).
An here is a gift from me! *Gives you the gift* its a solid gold Cheezburger!
All of the peoples that tied need these! they’re not edible, but they smell like something different each time you smell it! nothing bad of course
Oooooh – fankies, Grantski!
*gives Grantski a neber-ending martoonie* Wen u finish wun, teh glass automatiklee refills itself wif wutebber flayvur martoonie u wants.
Aiee! thank you! ^_^
Me 2, Aifink dey aer a bad eggzampul uv “dizyner kittehs” bred fur a misgydid fyoo hoo fink dey aer cyoot. Teh pore kittehs can’t breeve propurlee. An dey lukk uglee.
ai herd dat mini minichair hoarses habs jenetick problims—mini are afflekted wiff dwarfism, and problems that go with that. Personally, I totally lurves teh liddlol horsees (an awl hoarses), but ai hassa sad 4 teh wons wiff “speshul kneeds”.
Sum of teh liddol horsees body parts luks disproportionate 2 mii. Tehir peeps sez “jush like a regler horse” but nononononono. Iz nawt rite! Makes mii laff win tehy sez “u can dew eberyfing wif tehm u can dew wif a big horsee, sept ride tehm.”‘Wut y gonna do wif a big horsee–own lee RIDE tehm.
mai Stormy wuz Himalayan…him had skwishy fays, butt nawt DIS skwishy!! him wuz beayutimuss!
Pull it owt agane plz!
Otay, gott cher noes!
*applys vet-tek appruvd sink plunjah to kitteh’s fayse*
*sssssshhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooopop!*
Aifinkso der was no trayned CCC opuraturs standin by when dis kitteh splorted. gawt rescued bay teh ammachurs.
Maek it beddur nao!!!
wood a beeg kissyfase mayke it beddur?
Only if dere iz a suxyun cup to pullify mah faec bak to noarmal.
I think i have one of those. but there’s a charge of a cheezburger.
Iz nawt a problum. Ai wud gladlee pay u a cheezburger fur teh ability to breev (an luuk) liek a un-deziner kitteh.
*Gives you the Pullifier machine* that’s one cheezburger plz
*hands Grantski two cheezburgers, just to be safe*
Fixins are over there.
Plz to halp urself. 
Oh, you’re a generous customer! Thanks! ^_^
“Ai wud gladlee pai yu toosdai fur a cheezburgur tudai”wimpie ref
ai cant’ breev!!! Halp!
conga rats, awl yu guiz!
gotta get goen –
Kbai
Bai catena!
“Dr. Tiny Cat, cauling Dr. Tiny Cat!!! Yoo R kneeded rite away, and STAT, an wiff a kwickniss!!!”
Doctor Tiny Cat is out right now, you could leave a message, and ill get it to him as soon as possible
Butt, butt….himz can’t breeeve NAO
Or, Or, Or, how bouts Lungdoc????
OOpsy! Sorri Ai wazn’t arownd to answer teh emergensee “can’t breeve” call. Looks to mii lyke teh kitteh needz teh ear-nose-froat doc, tho, or teh plaktis Sir John, not us lungdoc, aifinkso. Lungs be okeh, jus teh nose nawt workin. Open teh mouf, adn in goze teh good ayr, owt goze teh bad ayr. (Makes hard to eet when kitteh cannawt breeve fru teh noze, aifinkso.) Puur kitteh! Maybi we kan put inna littlol tinee nose-ring adn put it in trakshun?
Hurree sumbunnee call nine-elebentee. Iz a mergencee.
hallo! Nine lebenty?? Yes, plz sending deh fiyrmenz!! wii haz a mergen sea!! Deh kitty haz a skwishy fais!!
I nose — ame bee a sucky fase fingie (iffin no wuns wants ta blo inna heem butt0 …
Putz onna fase and slurrrrrrrrp suck dat pushin fase rite bak out agin … yep – I finkso dat is beddar!!
a sukky-face fingie? liek a vakyoom kleener? or a toylit plunjer? or Mick?
yeps — ifinksoawl dem weel werk!!
Thanx Elsa now Mr. Pj tinx Im nutz…LOL veryL at pyuter.
heem nebber fought dat aboot you afore??? Wow — beery gud akomplishmint I haz a proud!
Oh my………This calls for a cheezy breathing machine. Dr. tiny cat has those oxygen tanks. The air is Cheezburger flavored…
just like dis?
Awwwww! Skweeeeeeeee!!
Kyoot kitteh + fyreman = SPLORT
Oh noes! NS is daon! ware is ebbrybuddy? muss be on teh nex lol. Ai guess itz upp tew meh….Hokay, breeve…fink…..
*sweeps up nightshayde’s braynes*
*rinserinserinse teh braynes wif razzberry flaver sparkly water*
*pakpakpak teh braynes bak in teh braynebox*
*fitz teh brayne boans tugedder lyke jigsaw puzzlol*
*duckytapeduckytapeduckytape*
*snaps on new CHRG wif rainbows on it*
*leads NS to teh splort recubbery lownj*
*raps up NS in a soft floofy cheezmap blankie*
*gibs hawt chocky adn sordid chocklit trufflols*
now you rest here adn remememember tew ware yor gogglols wen yew sees a fyreman!
MAr bee sum wun kin jest blowz inna heem butt and see iffin da fase poops bak owt???? Jest sayin — mite werk.
Quik, we needs a volon…vulun…. sumwun to do teh job
he’s turning all shades of the rainbow! o_O *Does CPR stuff* You better now? 0_O
You would need Specificifikal stuff for that.
a strawer wud do deh trik?
tee, hee, hee…
*goes to get teh brayne bleech*
*bleechifies hur brayn*
Ennywun else need dis?
*leevs brayne bleech on teh tablol just in caes.*
okie dokie, wun kitteh-butt-blowin-into trol coming right up!
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(i gotted him off teh restroom kleening kroo. after kleening teh trol restrooms, dis iz no big deel. less danjeruss too
)
Thx Elsa_Mama – u gabe me a big lol! An Ai reelee needid wun.
Well — furr sum reezun (an I mite need ta investgamate dat) dat wuz da furst fing i fought ub ta gets heez fase bak owt …. *scratches hed…*
Boiiing!
gotz yur noes!
GMTA!!!
An u givved meh a stoopy-luukin hayrekut.
Dis iz awltugevva a weerd luking kitteh!
Looks like some 1 gave dis kitteh a funnee harcut.
All the cats will laugh =/
ooops.
genetik enjinearing fayle!
Dis hairs cut be called “Lion cut”
“Weird kitty cut”?
… an it be stoopy-luukin. Poar kitteh.
Liyon cut – nawt want!!
This calls for a paper bag!
Iz a doublol bagger.
DONT TOUCH THE KITTY: DISPLAY ONLY O_O
ohai granski! iz it tomorrow? did cweenmj and i figyur it out right?
Yes, its tomorrow ^_^ Im excited
yesh, i seed yor bruther iz coming for a visit! here’s an early swish ob teh burfday wand to having a graet time wif yor bruther!
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Thanks! my family is going to Busch gardens next Wednesday, and the roller coasters! Could i get a swish so i keep my cheezburgers in? o_O
heer yoo goes!
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Thanks ^_^
Busch Gardens? In Williamsburg or Florida? Cuz ai live in Virjinya!
Florida
Dis be mad/bad kitteh?
*ai gotta kitteh wif sorta kinda pusheded in fais tu*
*puts on troll mask*
never ever push your kitteh’s face in!! it could freeze like that and never pop out again! and, and, and, just don’t do it! because i said so!!
*asplodes*
speshully if teh wind changes
*Pokes* You need halp? o_o
…urk…urk…
Ahh! *gets duck tape* *Pieces you back together* erm…….i couldnt find a chunk of your ear….. Maybe you could use a potato!
hmm, dependz on wher taht potato haz been.
(yesh, i’ve been reeding failblog for qwite sum time)
akshully, if yoo culd see if ther are a few useful wurking bits ob brayns left laying arownd frum elsa_mama’s asplosion, i culd use some ob those.
Ok, im sure she wont mind much
*Gathers up the brain pieces*
*Washes them off in a sink*
*dries them in soft floofy towel*
*Puts them together to make the missing part of ur ear*
*Applies superglue to them, sticks them on*
Dere you go ^_^ Dont get worked up, thats how you Asplode in the first place ^_^
um, fankies… i fink. *wuz kind ob hoping teh bits ob brayn wuld go inside my hed*
Your brain is already in there……your ear was the only thing that was missing =/
tehrs a bray in ther alreddy?
wher’d that come frum?
when you asploded, so did your evil twin o_O his brain is now yours!
oh no, not again! *iz running owt ob evil twins*
hay — demz ar mii bwainz!!! *grabs off LM eer and pokez it into mii hed … shakifies hed to putz bwain bak togeffer* Der ifinkso dat dat dat dat *bonks hand innta sidez ub hed and shakifies reellee hardz*
dats beddar!!! Yep awl bak togeffer!!!
Luna, dint choo steel mimmos brayens last nite?
hmm, probably. mine get yoozed up so fast, iz a constant struggle.
durn. troll pwned by lunarmommy. I came too be teh troll and wuz too late. *sulks*
*puts awn troll mask*
Doughnut make funz ub da kitteh! Awl kittehz iz a beeyooteeful an no wunz shud sai udder wise!
*asplodes two*
Aghhh! Not you too
*gets more duck tape* *Puts you back together* In your case, your nose was missing…… might i suggest a potato? 
*luks askance at Grantski* — y yous gotz sew meeny potatoes??? wutz you bean doin wif dem??
lol, did yoo evar see teh fail abowt teh vicar an teh potato? wuz qwite sum time ago, wun ob teh funnyest fayls ever!
yepperz – dats da basis furr mii kwestion
him clayms (see below) taht tehy iz delishus. for eeting, i fink him iz trying to say. not shur i beleeves him.
what else would i do with them? o_O
Potatoes are delicious! thats why i have so many of them
umm, right. yesh. ob corse.
I could always play Hot Potato with them, but that would burn my hands, i dont need that
oar burnin him bunz
Da tatoz wuz lebenty pwndz fur $2 at grossree stoar. gawtz enuf fur fiksingz menny peepulz.
wut else tehy duz wif teh potatoes iz between tehm an teh potatoez. long az teh potatos iz ob legul ayj, ob corse.
Sno~bawll Kitteh habz
nawtz groawndz n2 hurz fayss yetz,
butz dat’z nawtz hurz fawllt!
Sum breedz ubz Kittehz
habz t3h flattz, poosht~in fayss. Dat
jusst makyz dem diffrunt
Sno~bawll Kitteh habz
a sadz, cuz Hewminz shaybbd awff
moast ubz hurz sawfft Floof!
Jack.
pore sno-ball kitteh! wif teh skwished-in fase an shavded-off fur! at leest her pore liddle skwished-in fase iz still all sawt an floofy.
shy kitteh naught wants 2 fase teh whirled…
Happi Friedegg ebberwun!!! Poor kitteh, just howld yur nose an blow reeely hard, mite wurk.
It’s fibe minnits 2 Caturdai heer!
Happi Caturdai Anni!!
Her iz pritty culler wif teh orangey eers adn noes…wuns ai hadz a barn cat taht lukked laik dat but shoart fur adn not-squooshy faice…her wuz sooo pritty! In teh saim litter wuz a floofy tabby- poynt, floofy tabby, short hair flame point, adn ifinkso a short hair tabby oar tuxy, not shur anymoar. Mama cat had adbentshers ifinkso!
Yep! Sownds lyke Mama kat hadda gud tyme.
She wuz gawn fer a cupplol wiiks in sertch ub … um…… cumpanyunship. yesh, dat’s it. cumpanunship. Mayd lotsa noo frenz aifinkso.
Frenz wif bennifits, maibii? I hope da daddi’z payed da kitteh support fur dere yungins.
*snerk* frayd nawt, taht’s wye tehy’s cawled “tomcats”
Like mai sun sez bout ole gerlfren—-shis nawt a slut, shis jesh pupular.
Wate, uh, hold awn der…. iz teh capshun frum sumwum impursunating LCB? Dis wun’s bai BLC. Weerdness.
O, dat’s BURGERlolcat. Butt (giglol) dat’s cloes enuff.
LOL — I had to look at that a couple of times, too.
Ya mai fwiend said dat 2… it makes me laugh ebery time i login
i no i no… makes me laugh ebery time i login!
Well, I lul so cuut wiff my pusht in snoot, sitin a round in my liddle white suit.
LOL!
oh noez!!! I fixed yews rite nao!!! *pullz on da kittehs eers* -noting happenz- Oh noez!! Kitteh I tried!!
WHOMP!
eyez lyk dat kitteh, poosh pace an awl.
That cat looks like its back was shaved.
iz a noo hairzstyle, all teh raige in kittehland aMEOWsment park
Well, I’ll be. There WAS something to say.
Kitteh has nice fur.
For teh wun hunnerdth tyme Frank, ahm NAWT gonna pull ur finger!
Funny idea, but very poor cat!!
i no… i wonder wat that cats face looked like B4…
I can see by your picture that this kitty has been shaved. If you find it difficult to look after him/her, I would gladly take this kitty on and look after this beautiful animal. Please let me know – I have had persians before and I understand how much work they involve.
Kind regards
lmao nice pick i feel sory fur da cat
So cuuuuttteeee
Not that I would ever push in a cat’s face, btw. Just saying.
OH NOES!! meh face is squished in !
lulz iz teh naise fowtowshup jawb